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Suicidal. Summer associate I took to Del Frisco's got no-offered (Disco Fries)

The day I got shitcanned I took a summer to Del Frisco's and...
chocolate native
  06/24/15
JFC
electric bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency
  06/24/15
I think this is a flame
Odious People Who Are Hurt
  06/24/15
no offered in June?
Beady-eyed kitchen milk
  06/24/15
...
brilliant arousing house
  06/24/15
literally is no longer allowed to work at firm. after the ...
chocolate native
  06/24/15
only one copy machine in your "biglaw" office?
idiotic state ceo
  06/24/15
flame
apoplectic dull deer antler
  06/24/15
...
Stirring market windowlicker
  07/22/18
disco fries is with a BIGTEX firm that does 6 week programs,...
Snowy Idea He Suggested Stage
  06/24/15
...
frum hairraiser theater stage
  06/28/15
lmao
effete metal weed whacker
  07/22/18
you couldn't wait another month for this flame?
Hateful whorehouse place of business
  06/24/15
...
opaque orchestra pit
  06/24/15
...
Disrespectful swashbuckling puppy
  06/24/15
wish it was flame. i think this person had a babby. FML.
chocolate native
  06/24/15
Ugh. Should I reach out to this person and apologize? I ha...
chocolate native
  06/24/15
...
Odious People Who Are Hurt
  06/24/15
...
opaque orchestra pit
  06/24/15
i'm going to wait until 4:00 to reach out. i'm on a heavy do...
chocolate native
  06/24/15
he knew what he was doing dude each man is an ifland
opaque orchestra pit
  06/24/15
don't want to out anyone. but it was a "she"
chocolate native
  06/24/15
oh well completely different story
opaque orchestra pit
  06/24/15
that afternoon is hazy. i may have said some inappropriate t...
chocolate native
  06/24/15
what are bear claws
Odious People Who Are Hurt
  06/24/15
http://imgur.com/iVDjhaA
electric bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency
  06/24/15
Just opened a bottle of Lagavulin. This will not end well.
chocolate native
  06/24/15
I am devastated I mean by realizing you are flame now. Le...
Swollen onyx fanboi antidepressant drug
  06/24/15
yea this jumped the shark for disco fries...which is bad fro...
opaque orchestra pit
  06/24/15
cr, i need you other xo poasters to be more fucked up than m...
bearded bat shit crazy abode roommate
  06/28/15
Good move going pumo dumbass, because this flame attempt is ...
Very Tactful Boltzmann
  06/24/15
nah its entertaining
opaque orchestra pit
  06/24/15
(Pumo dumbass)
Very Tactful Boltzmann
  06/24/15
i'm not here to be entertaining. i'm here because i have zer...
chocolate native
  06/24/15
OK. About to make the call. Hands are shaking hard so I'm go...
chocolate native
  06/24/15
The initial got-fired call flame was pretty believable, as t...
Lavender spot
  06/24/15
...
Dashing Wagecucks
  11/20/15
...
stimulating gas station
  07/22/18


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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:10 PM
Author: chocolate native

The day I got shitcanned I took a summer to Del Frisco's and force fed them martinis. Just heard from colleague that this summer is being no-offered.

I really am the King Midas of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191628)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:10 PM
Author: electric bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191631)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: Odious People Who Are Hurt

I think this is a flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191635)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed kitchen milk

no offered in June?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191636)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: brilliant arousing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191640)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: chocolate native

literally is no longer allowed to work at firm.

after the lunch apparently this person vomited on the copy machine and caused a few other disturbances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191650)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: idiotic state ceo

only one copy machine in your "biglaw" office?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191664)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: apoplectic dull deer antler

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28192158)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Stirring market windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#36474047)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Snowy Idea He Suggested Stage

disco fries is with a BIGTEX firm that does 6 week programs, and unfortunately I can confirm his story and know of the SA. The story is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28192381)



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Date: June 28th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: frum hairraiser theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28215407)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 8:35 AM
Author: effete metal weed whacker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#36474001)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: Hateful whorehouse place of business

you couldn't wait another month for this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191638)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: opaque orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191645)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: Disrespectful swashbuckling puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191696)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: chocolate native

wish it was flame. i think this person had a babby. FML.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191705)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: chocolate native

Ugh. Should I reach out to this person and apologize?

I have been sober since last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191677)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: Odious People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191698)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: opaque orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191712)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: chocolate native

i'm going to wait until 4:00 to reach out. i'm on a heavy dose of ativan and bear claws that is making me drowsy and I need to make sure i say the right thing during this call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191733)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: opaque orchestra pit

he knew what he was doing dude each man is an ifland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191736)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: chocolate native

don't want to out anyone.

but it was a "she"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191739)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: opaque orchestra pit

oh well completely different story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191746)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: chocolate native

that afternoon is hazy. i may have said some inappropriate things---not sure how bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191754)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: Odious People Who Are Hurt

what are bear claws

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191966)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:35 PM
Author: electric bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency

http://imgur.com/iVDjhaA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28192212)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: chocolate native

Just opened a bottle of Lagavulin. This will not end well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191818)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: Swollen onyx fanboi antidepressant drug

I am devastated

I mean by realizing you are flame now. Let us assume for a min that he got so wasted (which requires enormous amount of alcohol for any male who is used to drinking) as a summer during business lunch and managed to throw up on the copier he is still not going to be no offered in June

Now I have to look at everything you say with an insane amount of skepticism

get a life and go back to checking commas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191949)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: opaque orchestra pit

yea this jumped the shark for disco fries...which is bad fro me cause now i feel like the most degenerate xo poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191959)



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Date: June 28th, 2015 5:00 AM
Author: bearded bat shit crazy abode roommate

cr, i need you other xo poasters to be more fucked up than me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28215408)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: Very Tactful Boltzmann

Good move going pumo dumbass, because this flame attempt is humiliating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28192075)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: opaque orchestra pit

nah its entertaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28192087)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:40 PM
Author: Very Tactful Boltzmann

(Pumo dumbass)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28192235)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: chocolate native

i'm not here to be entertaining. i'm here because i have zero real life friends, an estranged wife, a daughter who barely knows me, and another one on the way. that is, i have trouble facing reality, and this is a good place to hide from it.

i'm on my fifth double Lagavulin, FYI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28192276)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: chocolate native

OK. About to make the call. Hands are shaking hard so I'm going to need to do voice-activation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28192308)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Lavender spot

The initial got-fired call flame was pretty believable, as that is pretty much how it happens. This part is nonsense though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28192324)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: Dashing Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#29219190)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 8:19 AM
Author: stimulating gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#36473991)