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Watching BAR RESCUE where Taffer turns around a failing IFNB sperm bar!
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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:19 PM Author: Sepia nibblets institution Today Taffer is in suburban Philadelphia visiting ADRIANO’S, a sperm bar run by this guy named Adriano who was a minor amateur naked bodybuilder in the 90’s. I think he finished 12th in the amateur rumble in 1999. When ADRIANO’S first opened, it did a lot of business because it was the first sperm bar in Pennsylvania, but lately it has been struggling as customers would rather go to the SPUNXX in University City.
Taffer’s expert for this episode is IFNB pro Buck “The Club” Paulette. Buck goes into the bar and orders a simple sperm protein shake. It takes forever to fill his order, and when it arrives it is already cold. Meanwhile, Adriano himself, who should be in the back ordering supplies, starts posing nude on the bar. He is clearly out of shape and flabby, and his pathetic pissworm flails impotently as he tries to strike a pose.
“What the hell is that?!”, says Taffer in the car. “People go to naked bodybuilding sperm bars to see ALPHA MUSCLE STUDS, not that!”
Then Adriano ejaculates into a customer’s drink. “Oh no,” Taffer says. “He just ruined that drink! A sperm bar should be serving MAN JUICE milked from reigning pros!”
Taffer can’t take it anymore, he runs into the bar and starts cussing Adriano out. Adriano starts talking some shit about how he is the most ALPHA MUSCLE STUD in the bar and has a FAT STUDLY COCK. Taffer says “muscle stud? you’re no muscle stud - you’re a pathetic little bitch and I’m in charge here now!”
To bring home the point, Taffer strips nude and thrusts his erect CUMBLASTER directly into Adriano’s pathetic twink ass. They blur it out on TV, but you can tell he is clearly pounding him into submission.
It’s going to commercial break now but I’m excited to see what Taffer does to turn this place around. |
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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:29 PM Author: Medicated Frozen Theater Stage Thanxxxx, just coughed vinegar soaked spinach all over my computer screen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214119) |
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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: Medicated Frozen Theater Stage this deserves more attention (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214125) |
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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:32 PM Author: Sepia nibblets institution Man, Taffer is just straight up still PWNING Adriano. He's pointing out that each day dozens of alpha NUDE MUSCLE STUDS walk by that bar and have no idea that it's an IFNB sperm bar. Cuz nobody knows who the hell Adriano was, he's not famous enough to draw people into the bar. Even Perrod calls his bar SPUNXX, not after himself.
Taffer says that now that he has made Adriano his bitch twink, he is going to redo the bar as a concept that draws customers in and keeps them drinking HOT MAN JUICE from the planet's STUDLIEST COCKS! |
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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:33 PM Author: Medicated Frozen Theater Stage Does he use science to solve bar problems???? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214137) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 9:26 PM Author: lime den psychic Taffer explained that while good service is important, during high traffic periods the key is making sure your studs can spurt fast and spurt long. Equpping your studs with a vibrating prostate STIM STICK can keep them primed and in the zone.
"COMPETITION STYLE LOADS ARE GREAT, BUT THIS IS A SERVICE STATION, NOT THE BEEF BOY! I WANT THOSE CUSTOMERS IN AND OUT, NOT WAITING FOR YOU TO GET IN AND OUT, YOU HEAR?" |
Date: June 27th, 2015 10:55 PM Author: Medicated Frozen Theater Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214278) |
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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:59 PM Author: Sepia nibblets institution Dude, Taffer turned the bar into THE PUMPING STATION, a state of the art sperm intake facility. The bar proudly displays premium brands such as Bogarson, Boyer, and Ballo Brothers (mix of Joff Ballo and Teddi Ballo's sperm) which are kept warm at a balmy 98.6 degrees by a system of computer-controlled hot water pipes.
Best part is: there's a mini gym in the back now. So if dudes start getting the RELEASE ROOM feeling after scarfing down some ALPHA MUSCLE STUD'S man juice, they have a place to lift some weights and pound some twinks.
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Date: June 27th, 2015 11:11 PM Author: Medicated Frozen Theater Stage Is there a single photo Adriano hanging on the wall? I'm sure it's more profitable but seems kind of soulless and corporate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214376) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 10:22 AM Author: Mustard Flatulent Faggot Firefighter Joff and Teddi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28215708) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:32 PM Author: Judgmental puce telephone Wait so there's some kind of juice bar type place where you can go to drink semen? Wtf why would anyone pay for that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28218702) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:32 PM Author: Medicated Frozen Theater Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28218706) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:37 PM Author: Sepia nibblets institution I mean obviously its not the same as kneeling in front of Joff Ballo and letting him force his CUMBLASTER into your mouth and filling it with hot cum. But not everyone can afford to follow Joff Ballo around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28218750) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:43 PM Author: fluffy mildly autistic shrine kitty cat cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28218796) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: Judgmental puce telephone That's a fair point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28218817) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 8:31 PM Author: floppy prole keepsake machete Do you even read the news at all, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28219196) |
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Date: June 27th, 2015 11:06 PM Author: Sepia nibblets institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214345) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: fluffy mildly autistic shrine kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214940) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 9:59 AM Author: Sepia nibblets institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28215651) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 10:17 AM Author: narrow-minded milk legend IS THAT AN OTTER IN THE BAR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28215693) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 11:45 AM Author: amethyst background story Some great yelp reviews of this place - looks like they didn't change the concept back after filming. Taffer really trained this guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28216029) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 11:48 AM Author: Brindle bisexual abode tattoo I'll have to check this out. I didn't know that Taffer was a MUSCLENUT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28216048) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: Sepia nibblets institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28216566) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 1:59 PM Author: filthy center 77455337994
Can't WAIT to watch on dvr later tonight |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 2:25 PM Author: Judgmental puce telephone Crying lol'ing at this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28216819) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:54 PM Author: Stirring frum liquid oxygen internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28218921) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 8:04 PM Author: Sepia nibblets institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28219029) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 9:47 PM Author: Sepia nibblets institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28219685) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 9:49 PM Author: lime den psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28219691) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 9:58 PM Author: Misanthropic preventive strike menage 97374782992 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28219738) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:49 AM Author: shivering potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28222602) |
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Date: June 30th, 2015 3:33 PM Author: wild ruby temple filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28231527) |
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Date: June 30th, 2015 3:39 PM Author: sapphire becky location Had to turn it off after they showed the cook handling sperm shakes with the same gloves he just used to handle raw hamburger meat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28231577) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2015 10:35 PM Author: Sepia nibblets institution "SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET SICK!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28248635) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2015 10:34 PM Author: Judgmental puce telephone My favorite line of OP is "To bring home the point..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28248633) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 PM Author: Sepia nibblets institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28254891) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:38 PM Author: umber maniacal selfie You are a great poaster bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28254921) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 4:26 PM Author: Judgmental puce telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28284608) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2015 11:07 AM Author: Judgmental puce telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28395824) |
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