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Watching BAR RESCUE where Taffer turns around a failing IFNB sperm bar!
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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:19 PM Author: 180 boistinker filthpig Today Taffer is in suburban Philadelphia visiting ADRIANO’S, a sperm bar run by this guy named Adriano who was a minor amateur naked bodybuilder in the 90’s. I think he finished 12th in the amateur rumble in 1999. When ADRIANO’S first opened, it did a lot of business because it was the first sperm bar in Pennsylvania, but lately it has been struggling as customers would rather go to the SPUNXX in University City.
Taffer’s expert for this episode is IFNB pro Buck “The Club” Paulette. Buck goes into the bar and orders a simple sperm protein shake. It takes forever to fill his order, and when it arrives it is already cold. Meanwhile, Adriano himself, who should be in the back ordering supplies, starts posing nude on the bar. He is clearly out of shape and flabby, and his pathetic pissworm flails impotently as he tries to strike a pose.
“What the hell is that?!”, says Taffer in the car. “People go to naked bodybuilding sperm bars to see ALPHA MUSCLE STUDS, not that!”
Then Adriano ejaculates into a customer’s drink. “Oh no,” Taffer says. “He just ruined that drink! A sperm bar should be serving MAN JUICE milked from reigning pros!”
Taffer can’t take it anymore, he runs into the bar and starts cussing Adriano out. Adriano starts talking some shit about how he is the most ALPHA MUSCLE STUD in the bar and has a FAT STUDLY COCK. Taffer says “muscle stud? you’re no muscle stud - you’re a pathetic little bitch and I’m in charge here now!”
To bring home the point, Taffer strips nude and thrusts his erect CUMBLASTER directly into Adriano’s pathetic twink ass. They blur it out on TV, but you can tell he is clearly pounding him into submission.
It’s going to commercial break now but I’m excited to see what Taffer does to turn this place around. |
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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:29 PM Author: soul-stirring self-centered parlor community account Thanxxxx, just coughed vinegar soaked spinach all over my computer screen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214119) |
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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: soul-stirring self-centered parlor community account this deserves more attention (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214125) |
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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:32 PM Author: 180 boistinker filthpig Man, Taffer is just straight up still PWNING Adriano. He's pointing out that each day dozens of alpha NUDE MUSCLE STUDS walk by that bar and have no idea that it's an IFNB sperm bar. Cuz nobody knows who the hell Adriano was, he's not famous enough to draw people into the bar. Even Perrod calls his bar SPUNXX, not after himself.
Taffer says that now that he has made Adriano his bitch twink, he is going to redo the bar as a concept that draws customers in and keeps them drinking HOT MAN JUICE from the planet's STUDLIEST COCKS! |
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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:33 PM Author: soul-stirring self-centered parlor community account Does he use science to solve bar problems???? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214137) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 9:26 PM Author: blue police squad lodge Taffer explained that while good service is important, during high traffic periods the key is making sure your studs can spurt fast and spurt long. Equpping your studs with a vibrating prostate STIM STICK can keep them primed and in the zone.
"COMPETITION STYLE LOADS ARE GREAT, BUT THIS IS A SERVICE STATION, NOT THE BEEF BOY! I WANT THOSE CUSTOMERS IN AND OUT, NOT WAITING FOR YOU TO GET IN AND OUT, YOU HEAR?" |
Date: June 27th, 2015 10:55 PM Author: soul-stirring self-centered parlor community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214278) |
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Date: June 27th, 2015 10:59 PM Author: 180 boistinker filthpig Dude, Taffer turned the bar into THE PUMPING STATION, a state of the art sperm intake facility. The bar proudly displays premium brands such as Bogarson, Boyer, and Ballo Brothers (mix of Joff Ballo and Teddi Ballo's sperm) which are kept warm at a balmy 98.6 degrees by a system of computer-controlled hot water pipes.
Best part is: there's a mini gym in the back now. So if dudes start getting the RELEASE ROOM feeling after scarfing down some ALPHA MUSCLE STUD'S man juice, they have a place to lift some weights and pound some twinks.
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Date: June 27th, 2015 11:11 PM Author: soul-stirring self-centered parlor community account Is there a single photo Adriano hanging on the wall? I'm sure it's more profitable but seems kind of soulless and corporate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214376) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 10:22 AM Author: Lascivious Church Building Joff and Teddi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28215708) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:32 PM Author: French laughsome headpube Wait so there's some kind of juice bar type place where you can go to drink semen? Wtf why would anyone pay for that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28218702) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:32 PM Author: soul-stirring self-centered parlor community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28218706) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:37 PM Author: 180 boistinker filthpig I mean obviously its not the same as kneeling in front of Joff Ballo and letting him force his CUMBLASTER into your mouth and filling it with hot cum. But not everyone can afford to follow Joff Ballo around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28218750) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:43 PM Author: Copper Pit cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28218796) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: French laughsome headpube That's a fair point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28218817) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 8:31 PM Author: orange bonkers plaza half-breed Do you even read the news at all, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28219196) |
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Date: June 27th, 2015 11:06 PM Author: 180 boistinker filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214345) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: Copper Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28214940) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 9:59 AM Author: 180 boistinker filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28215651) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 10:17 AM Author: hot sex offender IS THAT AN OTTER IN THE BAR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28215693) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 11:45 AM Author: Poppy out-of-control depressive Some great yelp reviews of this place - looks like they didn't change the concept back after filming. Taffer really trained this guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28216029) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 11:48 AM Author: Tantric hissy fit I'll have to check this out. I didn't know that Taffer was a MUSCLENUT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28216048) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: 180 boistinker filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921365&forum_id=2#28216566) |
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