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Hypo: $10 Million dollars (You are in Raqqa Capital of Islamic State)
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Date: June 28th, 2015 2:10 PM Author: Razzmatazz disrespectful candlestick maker yarmulke You will be dropped off in the ISIS stronghold of Raqqa with no money but a small side arm. You must escape to the Turkish border. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28216735) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 3:25 PM Author: ocher judgmental generalized bond incel why escape bro? probably the only place in the world with similar beliefs to xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28217139) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 4:08 PM Author: autistic lemon marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28217386) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 4:13 PM Author: Supple Indigo Son Of Senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28217423) |
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Date: May 18th, 2016 9:43 AM Author: Rose quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#30504088) |
Date: June 28th, 2015 2:12 PM Author: gold provocative dingle berry water buffalo No way. Amount of money doesnt matter. They'd behead you (if you're lucky). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28216743) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 2:15 PM Author: hot parlour (homosexual) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28216761) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 2:14 PM Author: lascivious useless brakes I volunteer Raping Terry Gross for the mission. All proceeds will be donated to UNCF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28216756) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 2:15 PM Author: Stirring Telephone Chapel Can I convert that $10m into weaponry ahead of time, and perform my duty as an American while I'm there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28216759) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 2:56 PM Author: Cowardly Heady School Cafeteria Azn How long to train? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28216946) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 3:44 PM Author: Razzmatazz disrespectful candlestick maker yarmulke 1 month. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28217259) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 2:59 PM Author: indecent nursing home Your chances of survival would be terrible. You would have very little chance of blending in with the local population. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28216956) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 3:00 PM Author: Beady-eyed very tactful queen of the night corn cake Yeah, I dont see a way of making it work through non-violent means. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28216961) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 9:03 PM Author: excitant sepia ladyboy resort And making it work through violent means doesn't seem survivable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28219417) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 2:59 PM Author: Beady-eyed very tactful queen of the night corn cake Jesus. It's like 5-6 hours to the Turkish border by car. My guess is you basically try to carjack a four wheel drive vehicle and then take your chances. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28216957) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 3:03 PM Author: Henna Fragrant Hairy Legs Hominid Turkish border guards are corrupt as fuck and would sell your white ass to ISIS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28216982) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 3:04 PM Author: Beady-eyed very tactful queen of the night corn cake They are also cheap as fuck to bribe. Also, I'm a Westerner, they'd highly unlikely to create problems versus some arab bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28216986) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 6:48 PM Author: Bateful chad (expert on Turkish border security, specifically Turkish border guards) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28218390) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 6:49 PM Author: exhilarant haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28218395) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 3:04 PM Author: Stirring Telephone Chapel less than that. 60 miles. if i could get out of the city with a moderate water supply, even just on foot, i'd be home free. but getting out of the city sounds hard as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28216987) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 6:47 PM Author: Bateful chad lol. there are like checkpoints every 5 miles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28218385) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 6:57 PM Author: Beady-eyed very tactful queen of the night corn cake Yeah, that's why I threw is the 4 wheel drive. Dont think you can stick to the roads. If it is only like 60 miles, then maybe you can gun it and hope. Not saying it is a great plan, but it feels like a higher success % than anything involving interacting with the people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28218437) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 8:40 PM Author: Bateful chad can I back out during my one month preparation period? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28219256) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: Henna Fragrant Hairy Legs Hominid As an online warmonger I have picked up enough Arabic that could convince them I'm a Tatar volunteer from Central Russia. So, I'd probably be killed by a drone strike instead of beheaded outright. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28216974) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:11 PM Author: gaped plaza Uh, so then we found this Jewish guy in a keffiyeh. Yeah, the one who alternates between "TAKBIR!" and muttering "subhanahu wa ta'ala." I guess he's a little disabled. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28218520) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 3:11 PM Author: Histrionic Coffee Pot I'm sure you could just apologize for the oppression of muzlims by the U.S., explain that you voted for obama and just want to COEXIST with people of all religions as a CITIZEN OF THE WORLD. it's not like they are fucking animal savages. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28217037) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Plum razzle elastic band institution okay, i lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28217053) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 3:14 PM Author: Cowardly Heady School Cafeteria Azn "They didn't care I was a Sayyid Qutb scholar!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28217058) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 4:44 PM Author: infuriating pervert location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28217603) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 6:50 PM Author: Bateful chad "But see?? Look at my instagram, I own a keffiyeh! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28218396) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 6:49 PM Author: Bateful chad "He seemed to care that I was a Talmudic scholar" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28218394) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 3:51 PM Author: balding mentally impaired dilemma cuckoldry Welp, I'm safe.
*Puts on shades*
Too bad, Honkys! |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 4:25 PM Author: Supple Indigo Son Of Senegal I would put you in the top three poasters least likely to survive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28217477) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 6:50 PM Author: Bateful chad loling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28218399) |
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Date: May 18th, 2016 9:41 AM Author: Soul-stirring primrose selfie doctorate I think an analogous scenario for you would be dropping you in a southern sundown town, with a corrupt sheriff and DA, circa 1950, at 10pm on homecoming night.
You'd be swinging with the wind. |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 4:11 PM Author: Supple Indigo Son Of Senegal I think this is one where I would reject any amount of money. Odds of success have to basically 0.00000001.
If I was swarthy and spoke Arabic I would take it if I had some time for research and planning. |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 4:32 PM Author: Stirring Telephone Chapel Gotta be higher than that. There are still places to hide. Escape under the cover of darkness. Follow the north star to Turkey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28217529) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 4:42 PM Author: vengeful market I wouldn't maek it
Bout all I know is yella and chakran |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 5:53 PM Author: aqua abusive cumskin mad-dog skullcap Raqqa is the one place where the great men of the world have broken <><><>< of nowig. I would buy a large farms and 4 brides. One light skinned syrian or Palestinian, one nig, one desi, and one from the slavic/caucus countries. Donate the rest to refugees (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28217989) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 6:52 PM Author: startling messiness We need some serious strategies ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28218413) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 6:53 PM Author: Curious center background story Walk along the euphrates at night only, before sun comes up hide in thick brush, use the river for drinking water and hope you can make it to the border (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28218416) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 6:53 PM Author: boyish athletic conference circlehead Andy McNabb did something similar in post-invasion Iraq the first time around, but I'm not an SAS badass. Given a few years to prepare, I think it's doable but I need to be in a lot better physical shape and sharpen my Arabic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28218419) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 6:57 PM Author: Curious center background story cr strategy would be to speak to zero people at all. Travel only at night and avoid light (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28218435) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:02 PM Author: boyish athletic conference circlehead You'd need basic arabic to hijack a car and read road signs, plus maybe ask about checkpoints. I'd follow their strategy of pretending to be injured and asking for a ride, it's their obligation in Islam to help anyone in need. Once they pull off the road, I spring into action with a handgun and make them mark all the checkpoints on a map, circumvent them, and drive for the border. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28218459) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:05 PM Author: Curious center background story No man just walk, it'd be 5-6 nights tops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28218477) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:12 PM Author: boyish athletic conference circlehead Syria is an inhospitable desert, with temp swings from well over 110 in the day to below freezing at night. It's not doable without at least a few gallons of water per day and a lot of clothing. If you don't die of dehydration or malnutrition, ISIS will find someone walking in a barren landscape easily. Best to blend in as much as possible, perhaps even dress as a woman in full niqab. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28218526) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:14 PM Author: Curious center background story Walk along the river upstream to turkey. If anyone comes near (you'd see their lights) you get in the river with a straw to breathe through. During the day you hide in the shade. Would be doable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28218547) |
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Date: May 18th, 2016 11:14 AM Author: Multi-colored boistinker Aren't rivers like that where all the people are? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#30504669) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 8:39 PM Author: Stirring Telephone Chapel Talking out of your ass much? It's fertile farmland all the way. It averages 72 at night in the summer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28219248) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:09 PM Author: startling messiness Then you just avoid the checkpoints and drive to the border? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28218499) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 7:13 PM Author: boyish athletic conference circlehead Yep, drive mostly at night and avoid checkpoints as much as possible. It would still be slow going and I'd need to find a place to stash the truck during the day, but it is definitely your best chance for survival. If walking, you'd be fucked because there's nowhere to hide in the desert if you are spotted, and nobody runs faster than an AK47 bullet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#28218541) |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 6:55 PM Author: white aromatic lodge I'd wouldn't risk it. I'm pretty sure I would survive but there are better ways to get 10 million. I'm European though so I'm actually pretty sure I could just get captured and ransomed back. Wouldn't want to get tortued or something though while they verify my story, or risk some mishap and get beheaded.
FYI zero chance a white dood with no language gets out alive. Your best best would be to find the nicest looking person and just pray they do the right thing. |
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Date: June 28th, 2015 8:52 PM Author: Bateful chad Here's my strategy, provided that
1) The car is located near my drop zone and away from sight 2) I am being dropped near the city center
Day 1: Get as much a feel for the surrounding area as possible. Try to map out alley ways, side streets, and the fastest route outside of the city if possible. Do not make any moves on day one. Just chill, observe and plan.
Night 1: Get a good night's rest. Jerk off and stay well hydrated.
Early morning day 2: Rev up engine around 6am and slowly drive out of the safe house. I would fashion a keffiyeh out of my t-shirt that would at the very least cause me to blend in. At this time of morning I will not around suspicion that I would had I left at 3am-4am, but still it is still early enough to avoid traffic jams that could potential blow my cover. Keep cool. Watch the horizon for check points. Turn right at all red lights. If there is a check point, pull to the side of the road before I reach it, idle for about 30 minutes, then turn around and try again.
If I am able to get out of the city without passing a checkpoint, I'm pretty much all set. Depart the main road as soon as I head out of the city and travel at least 5km off the highway. Then, take 90 degree turn north. After that, smooth sailing for the next 25 minutes. I collect my $10 million at the Turkish border.
IF I AM UNABLE TO AVOID CHECKPOINTS IN the city, I guess I would try to sneak out late at night, with some kind of disguise and use the sewer system to get out of the urbanized area, if possible. If not, try to stay on rooftops by jumping between them (I have some parkour experience so this would be easy). They hard part would be avoiding being detected in the city center. Once I had left the urban area, I would just use the same strategy as with a car. I could make the border in a day.
I'd say there's 40% chance of success in strategy 1 Perhaps 25% is strategy 2 |
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Date: May 17th, 2016 11:05 PM Author: Insane gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#30502068) |
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Date: May 17th, 2016 11:08 PM Author: Khaki unhinged piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#30502089) |
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Date: May 18th, 2016 11:19 AM Author: Vigorous legal warrant crotch Yes if I had time to do some research. Wouldn't even be fully confident about which direction to go if this had happened this morning without warning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#30504688) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2020 11:42 PM Author: Silver sadistic garrison I know a chick whose husband is a green beret who lead a team into Raqqa when the US assaulted it two years ago or so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2921716&forum_id=2#40334785) |
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