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Every single character in Jurassic World (2015) was fucking intolerable
| Pink startled roommate turdskin | 06/29/15 |
| duck-like deep police squad twinkling uncleanness | 06/29/15 |
| Pink startled roommate turdskin | 06/29/15 |
| Soggy Haunted Graveyard | 06/29/15 |
| out-of-control native immigrant | 07/19/15 |
| Shivering Orchestra Pit Circlehead | 06/29/15 |
| Pink startled roommate turdskin | 06/29/15 |
| nubile blood rage stead | 06/29/15 |
| Pink startled roommate turdskin | 06/29/15 |
| Soggy Haunted Graveyard | 06/29/15 |
| out-of-control native immigrant | 07/19/15 |
| nubile blood rage stead | 06/29/15 |
| Pink startled roommate turdskin | 06/29/15 |
| bright dog poop | 06/29/15 |
| Stimulating Cream Antidepressant Drug | 06/29/15 |
| Gaped Overrated Gaping | 06/29/15 |
| Vibrant Partner | 07/19/15 |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:37 PM Author: Pink startled roommate turdskin Main white chick: annoying as fuck "lean in" shrew that we are supposed to like?
Chris Pratt: boring character that is just a lazy stock action hero "ohmygod i am so badass but also i have a brain!!!"
Older brother: shitty one dimensional loser who serves no purpose besides to be, I guess, eye candy for 16 year old girls (and guys, ugh) who get dragged to the theater by their pimple-faced boyfriends
Younger brother: also shitty and one dimensional, is the "smart but awkward" geniusy retard wonder
raptor squad: holy fuck are you fucking kidding me
CEO: uncharming weird diversity hire
Bad guy: stock Texan military bozo jfc he's been in literally every movie from 1990 onwards
Indomimus Rex: very dominable, what the fuck is the deal with those hands, why didn't they just launch an Apache attack helicopter and waste this idiot?
Fuck. Why is every action movie that hollywood makes (besides awesome as fuck Pacific Rim and Edge of Tomorrow) SO TERRIBLE? Jesus these people make MOVIES as their fucking livelihood and this is what they come up with? |
Date: June 29th, 2015 8:38 PM Author: duck-like deep police squad twinkling uncleanness my GF loved this movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226108) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:39 PM Author: Pink startled roommate turdskin atd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226117) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 9:07 PM Author: Soggy Haunted Graveyard lol same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226291) |
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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:13 PM Author: out-of-control native immigrant Put a ring on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28369322) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:41 PM Author: Shivering Orchestra Pit Circlehead Producers of Jurassic World: literally reenacting Scrooge McDuck's dive into his vault of gold coins in the Ducktales intro
U: poast |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:42 PM Author: Pink startled roommate turdskin :( fma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226134) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:43 PM Author: nubile blood rage stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226138) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:44 PM Author: Pink startled roommate turdskin The other thing is, they kept throwing in little references to the original Jurassic Park (those badass goggles, the jeeps) but it just kept reminding me how BRILLIANT JP was and how SHITTY this fucking movie is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226144) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 9:06 PM Author: Soggy Haunted Graveyard HOW DARE THEY REFERENCE THE ORIGINAL MOVIE!!!!
*fuming hyper-cynical autist with smoke coming out of ears* |
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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:13 PM Author: out-of-control native immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28369326) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:43 PM Author: nubile blood rage stead most of these characters were clearly based on XO poasters. blame the bort if you must. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226141) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 9:05 PM Author: Pink startled roommate turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226281) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 9:25 PM Author: bright dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226454) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 9:27 PM Author: Stimulating Cream Antidepressant Drug i kinda liked the ceo guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226467) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 9:29 PM Author: Gaped Overrated Gaping the raptors were cool tho as always (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226483) |
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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:15 PM Author: Vibrant Partner The male-female relations in modern Yankee movies are impossibly insufferable. At least in Russian movies the women are women and the men are men and the Yankee dog always gets got.
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