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Every single character in Jurassic World (2015) was fucking intolerable
| Onyx Resort Boltzmann | 06/29/15 |
| Frum striped hyena business firm | 06/29/15 |
| Onyx Resort Boltzmann | 06/29/15 |
| supple spruce indian lodge people who are hurt | 06/29/15 |
| razzle-dazzle ruddy market | 07/19/15 |
| maroon well-lubricated national | 06/29/15 |
| Onyx Resort Boltzmann | 06/29/15 |
| cracking jet-lagged center new version | 06/29/15 |
| Onyx Resort Boltzmann | 06/29/15 |
| supple spruce indian lodge people who are hurt | 06/29/15 |
| razzle-dazzle ruddy market | 07/19/15 |
| cracking jet-lagged center new version | 06/29/15 |
| Onyx Resort Boltzmann | 06/29/15 |
| Odious violent meetinghouse really tough guy | 06/29/15 |
| Arousing kink-friendly hospital | 06/29/15 |
| salmon provocative police squad | 06/29/15 |
| Rebellious Tripping Jewess | 07/19/15 |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:37 PM Author: Onyx Resort Boltzmann Main white chick: annoying as fuck "lean in" shrew that we are supposed to like?
Chris Pratt: boring character that is just a lazy stock action hero "ohmygod i am so badass but also i have a brain!!!"
Older brother: shitty one dimensional loser who serves no purpose besides to be, I guess, eye candy for 16 year old girls (and guys, ugh) who get dragged to the theater by their pimple-faced boyfriends
Younger brother: also shitty and one dimensional, is the "smart but awkward" geniusy retard wonder
raptor squad: holy fuck are you fucking kidding me
CEO: uncharming weird diversity hire
Bad guy: stock Texan military bozo jfc he's been in literally every movie from 1990 onwards
Indomimus Rex: very dominable, what the fuck is the deal with those hands, why didn't they just launch an Apache attack helicopter and waste this idiot?
Fuck. Why is every action movie that hollywood makes (besides awesome as fuck Pacific Rim and Edge of Tomorrow) SO TERRIBLE? Jesus these people make MOVIES as their fucking livelihood and this is what they come up with? |
Date: June 29th, 2015 8:38 PM Author: Frum striped hyena business firm my GF loved this movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226108) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:39 PM Author: Onyx Resort Boltzmann atd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226117) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 9:07 PM Author: supple spruce indian lodge people who are hurt lol same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226291) |
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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:13 PM Author: razzle-dazzle ruddy market Put a ring on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28369322) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:41 PM Author: maroon well-lubricated national Producers of Jurassic World: literally reenacting Scrooge McDuck's dive into his vault of gold coins in the Ducktales intro
U: poast |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:42 PM Author: Onyx Resort Boltzmann :( fma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226134) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:43 PM Author: cracking jet-lagged center new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226138) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:44 PM Author: Onyx Resort Boltzmann The other thing is, they kept throwing in little references to the original Jurassic Park (those badass goggles, the jeeps) but it just kept reminding me how BRILLIANT JP was and how SHITTY this fucking movie is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226144) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 9:06 PM Author: supple spruce indian lodge people who are hurt HOW DARE THEY REFERENCE THE ORIGINAL MOVIE!!!!
*fuming hyper-cynical autist with smoke coming out of ears* |
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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:13 PM Author: razzle-dazzle ruddy market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28369326) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:43 PM Author: cracking jet-lagged center new version most of these characters were clearly based on XO poasters. blame the bort if you must. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226141) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 9:05 PM Author: Onyx Resort Boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226281) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 9:25 PM Author: Odious violent meetinghouse really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226454) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 9:27 PM Author: Arousing kink-friendly hospital i kinda liked the ceo guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226467) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 9:29 PM Author: salmon provocative police squad the raptors were cool tho as always (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226483) |
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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:15 PM Author: Rebellious Tripping Jewess The male-female relations in modern Yankee movies are impossibly insufferable. At least in Russian movies the women are women and the men are men and the Yankee dog always gets got.
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