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Knocked out another kid playing bball last night (Earl)

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Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part
  07/15/15
You have refs in a men's pick up league? LOL at how soft ...
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they need the refs to step in if gangsta k-town koreans roll...
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Loooool
Wild range
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its not a pick up league, its a city league.
Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part
  07/15/15
youre such a queer.
Exciting Headpube
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? youre rather selective about when to b "chill" a...
floppy cheese-eating stag film crotch
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kooky
Exciting Headpube
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see, this is why he thinks you're one of the racists.
floppy cheese-eating stag film crotch
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really hard for me to think of a demographic i dont hate on ...
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180, did he go to Vermont?
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it seems like these stories are always the same - you make u...
Racy unhinged milk pocket flask
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Nothing wrong with this. Hard picks, bumping cutters and so...
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except that I almost never foul. But yes, we make do with t...
Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part
  07/15/15
Agree completely. I've been relegated to a screen/reverse, ...
comical very tactful pozpig roast beef
  07/15/15
I can't shoot worth shit, so I focus on sealing guys in the ...
Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part
  07/15/15
what's your ft%
Gold black woman national
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Not sure this league, but from the league where they keep st...
Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part
  07/15/15
Yeah it's kind of gotten to how I viewed noseguards when I p...
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120...
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in on 300 post thread
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thats the name of the game
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earl smacking his hands together, yelling "we put a CLA...
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Red turdskin
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fuck i lolled.
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reported for thread not being school-related
Gold black woman national
  07/15/15
You = piece of shit.
rambunctious casino
  07/15/15
didnt u shove a kid to the grass in soccer
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whoa is this true??
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I did this in high school when a defender would not stop gra...
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yes :( so it appears as though i am henry hypocrite here. ...
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yeah but your victim was a tiny 5'4 kid from guatemala visit...
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would you cry if i shoved you?
rambunctious casino
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probably but more so for the feeling of betrayal
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Gold black woman national
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That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
rambunctious casino
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Shoving matches are pretty common in soccer
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well it was kind of the side of his head. But it was stil...
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Do you find yourself being more hostile toward Persian bb pl...
Wild range
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you should see how I play against short hapas with nice hair...
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ImanageCat avoiding this subthread, why
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Kid's going to file suit by tomorrow morning
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*shitlaw steve handing out his business cards to the opposin...
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Earl, standing over unconscious opponent, shouting "WEL...
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THIS IS HOW WE DOS IT IN K-TOWN!
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why is earl so terrible at sports compared to calrose rice
Exciting Headpube
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have you made a concerted effort to improve your shot. it's ...
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no time to practice. I'm almost 36 and have maybe 2-3 years...
Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part
  07/15/15
Related question. Another kid got elbowed in the face on ...
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tldr version: earl compensating for his lack of volt by brag...
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yes, only dorks like you play in your dork league. next...
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maybe it wasn't so much the cut but the impact to his dome t...
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posts like these is why you have a bort rep for being catty....
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your teammate shouldn't be throwing elbows in the paint. th...
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The first time you get leveled. The second time you try to ...
Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part
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oh noes, not a foul!!!
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it doesn't hurt to take a charge or even get stepped on.
Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part
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then why didn't you just take a charge instead of bracing yo...
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early in the game you want to set the tone and keep the defe...
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fair enough. I would think you're setting yourself up to loo...
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lol omg you're so tough not caring about a bloody nose earl....
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earl is a warrior. the haters just have to deal with it lol
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fierce. somebody's got to give up some booty
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literally dont understand a word of OP. it will take years 4...
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basketball=nig/kike/chink faggotry
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kyle killing it as usual
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good story. i'm all for this, but head to head is excessive...
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Honestly how do you avoid getting hit in the face. Leaning ...
Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part
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i would have beat your ass if i saw you headbutting a teamma...
Exciting Headpube
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That's not a headbutt. I didn't move for 2-3 seconds. Yo...
Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part
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"I put my head down"
Exciting Headpube
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yeah, this is the part where it sounds egregious
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not to initiate contact. if someone is running at your head...
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assuming you have no choice but to headbutt someone how do y...
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man up. take the hit or get out of the way. you don't get to...
Exciting Headpube
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i'm not leading with my head, I am standing straight upwith ...
Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part
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....or you can move your head 6 inches to either side and av...
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rambunctious casino
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180 earl. You're in the right here.
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earl is a clown who thinks picks involve headbutting. bc we ...
Exciting Headpube
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lol earl is such a sad joke
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i did not try to headbutt the guy in the face. He ran into ...
Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part
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that is rape actually
mahogany charismatic hell
  07/16/15
like a rapist, earl blames the victim
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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB FUCKING FAGGOT want to take...
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relax its just an internet thread.
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I'll cut you motherfucker.
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you deserve prison time hope a mentally ill korean stab...
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  07/16/15
433 plays men's basketball?
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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

This game was against a group of Beverly Hills High School alum - most of whom were 5'10 skinny persian kids who were great shooters and fast as hell. They were probably 20-23. They also had a 6'8 white small forward who played D-I ball somewhere.

I had to guard the 6'8 dude and needless to say he busted my ass draining three over me or alternatively taking me off the dribble.

one of the 5'11 persian kids was full court pressing my point guard and I set a blind side pick at half court. The 6'8 guy failed to call out the pick and the kid ran into me at full speed. I put my head down to protect my face and caught him in the temple with my forehead.

It actually rung my bell a little but it knocked him out cold for 2 or 3 seconds and he was on the ground for 3 minutes maybe. His teammates got into my face like they wanted to fight, but LJL at that. The ref had to patiently explain to them why it was not a foul and how they need to call out picks.

The big dude was bitching at me later for setting an unnecessary monster pick - but I pointed out that afterwards the guards stopped pressing my pg full court and that they were constantly looking over their shoulders playing defense, which gave our guards a half step.

We ended up losing by 8. The kid was able to come back in the second half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335848)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: Opaque razzmatazz kitchen cuckoldry

You have refs in a men's pick up league?

LOL at how soft LA is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335959)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: Gold black woman national

they need the refs to step in if gangsta k-town koreans roll through and start terrorizing the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335973)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Exciting Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336017)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Histrionic brunch scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336091)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Wild range

Loooool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336121)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

its not a pick up league, its a city league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336007)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Exciting Headpube

youre such a queer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336123)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: floppy cheese-eating stag film crotch

? youre rather selective about when to b "chill" and when to go HAM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336134)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Exciting Headpube

kooky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336137)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: floppy cheese-eating stag film crotch

see, this is why he thinks you're one of the racists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336400)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: Exciting Headpube

really hard for me to think of a demographic i dont hate on



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336705)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: passionate sickened native windowlicker

180, did he go to Vermont?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336614)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Talking stirring lodge cumskin

180000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335870)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Racy unhinged milk pocket flask

it seems like these stories are always the same - you make up for your lack of athletic ability with hard fouls and other forms of poor sportsmanship. Cool story bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335872)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: comical very tactful pozpig roast beef

Nothing wrong with this. Hard picks, bumping cutters and solid box outs are part of the game when played right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335891)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

except that I almost never foul. But yes, we make do with the gifts we were given, and as we get older, what few remain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335894)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: comical very tactful pozpig roast beef

Agree completely. I've been relegated to a screen/reverse, pick/pop guy at this point in my life offensively, with the occasional post up if I have a height advantage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335932)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

I can't shoot worth shit, so I focus on sealing guys in the paint and hook shots. Even though I'm 6'3 and shrinking, given how skinny and weak bball players are, I usually consider 6'5 or 6'6 a fair match up. 6'8 shooting guard, not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335953)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: Gold black woman national

what's your ft%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335960)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

Not sure this league, but from the league where they keep stats, I shot 76%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336004)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: comical very tactful pozpig roast beef

Yeah it's kind of gotten to how I viewed noseguards when I played HS football (give me a 300 lb guy, even when I was playing center at 225, over a fullback type), I'll take a size mismatch, over an athleticism mismatch anyday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335968)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: passionate sickened native windowlicker

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336622)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: floppy cheese-eating stag film crotch

in on 300 post thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335897)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: Talking stirring lodge cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335967)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Silver ape church

thats the name of the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335931)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed fluffy keepsake machete

earl smacking his hands together, yelling "we put a CLAP into that boy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335948)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Red turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336096)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: violent factory reset button

fuck i lolled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28338414)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Gold black woman national

reported for thread not being school-related

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335956)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: rambunctious casino

You = piece of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335963)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: Talking stirring lodge cumskin

didnt u shove a kid to the grass in soccer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335974)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: lascivious maize marketing idea giraffe

whoa is this true??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335977)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: navy ceo property

I did this in high school when a defender would not stop grabbing me while I was playing forward. The ref didn't see but all their parents did and they went ballistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336006)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: rambunctious casino

yes :( so it appears as though i am henry hypocrite here.

however, earl is like 43. I was 17 and the kid was not injured in any way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336063)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Talking stirring lodge cumskin

yeah but your victim was a tiny 5'4 kid from guatemala visiting here on an exchange program and you made him cry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336119)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: rambunctious casino

would you cry if i shoved you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336160)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Talking stirring lodge cumskin

probably but more so for the feeling of betrayal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336164)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 7:59 PM
Author: Gold black woman national



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Date: July 15th, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: rambunctious casino

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28338492)



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Date: October 13th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: chocolate legend

Shoving matches are pretty common in soccer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28955437)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: Wild range

The temple is supposedly one of the weakest parts of your skull, getting hit there can cause massive bleeding, coma, and death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335991)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

well it was kind of the side of his head.

But it was still a clean play. If he dies, he dies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336013)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Wild range

Do you find yourself being more hostile toward Persian bb players since the volt threading reached its max annoyance level on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336036)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

you should see how I play against short hapas with nice hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336061)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Wild range

ImanageCat avoiding this subthread, why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336125)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Histrionic brunch scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336102)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: navy ceo property

Kid's going to file suit by tomorrow morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336018)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: cerebral orchestra pit people who are hurt

*shitlaw steve handing out his business cards to the opposing team at all of earl's games*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336028)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: bateful house-broken goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28338871)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: cerebral orchestra pit people who are hurt

Earl, standing over unconscious opponent, shouting "WELCOME TO CENTURY CITY, MOTHERFUCKER"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335992)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: Talking stirring lodge cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335998)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Opaque razzmatazz kitchen cuckoldry

THIS IS HOW WE DOS IT IN K-TOWN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28335999)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Contagious blathering foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336027)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: violent factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28338421)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: Razzle Temple Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28339488)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Contagious blathering foreskin

thought for sure this would be a blank post but thread delivered. you seem to have a history of using your head to inflict pain on people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336031)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: motley bespoke alpha jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336041)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Exciting Headpube

why is earl so terrible at sports compared to calrose rice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336042)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Aquamarine Dopamine

have you made a concerted effort to improve your shot. it's all mental you know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336043)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

no time to practice. I'm almost 36 and have maybe 2-3 years left of playing in non old man leagues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336068)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

Related question.

Another kid got elbowed in the face on a rebound by a teammate of mine. It split his eyebrow and he bled all over, as tends to happen.

This fucking pussy was not unconscious but lay on the ground for 4 minutes as well.

I've gotten eyebrows split a bunch of times, and while it hurts, it has never caused me to stop playing (until I realize I am bleeding and the ref stops it) and surely not fall on the floor crying.

The opposing team was acting like the blood made this an issue of life or death. In fact the ref stopped the game while we had the ball and were attacking which was annoying too.

Why is there a need to lie on the floor for any injury other than a serious leg injury (or getting knocked out). If you can get up and walk or jog off 3 minutes later, it's not really an injury and you can jog off right away (yes I know Kobe jogged off with a torn Achilles - but that's an exception)

Is it just that basketball attracts pussies in general due to its mostly non contact nature?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336060)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: drab puppy pit

tldr version: earl compensating for his lack of volt by bragging about how tough he is compared to other asian rec league bball players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336124)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Exciting Headpube

yes, only dorks like you play in your dork league.

next question, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336126)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: navy ceo property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336166)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: rambunctious casino

maybe it wasn't so much the cut but the impact to his dome that stunned him. i generally agree though that instead of holding up the game he could have slithered off the court to continue flailing around until he recovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336133)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Cocky Water Buffalo

posts like these is why you have a bort rep for being catty.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336149)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored coffee pot

your teammate shouldn't be throwing elbows in the paint. this is basketball not mma. if i was pressing and you set that pick on me, i would've bulldozed you over in retaliation. then stepped over you while you lay on the ground... maybe even 'accidentally' step on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336161)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: comical very tactful pozpig roast beef

If you're fast enough to be picking up full court aggressively, you're probably not big enough to run someone over on a backpick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336357)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

The first time you get leveled. The second time you try to bulldoze me, I take the charge and you get a foul.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336609)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: arousing space

oh noes, not a foul!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336682)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

it doesn't hurt to take a charge or even get stepped on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336692)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: arousing space

then why didn't you just take a charge instead of bracing yourself for a head-on collision while giving some innocent kid a concussion and blaming it on his teammate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336721)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

early in the game you want to set the tone and keep the defenders looking over their shoulders. Usually take the charge on the next one.

Also refs are reluctant to call charges away from the ball on a half court pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336745)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: arousing space

fair enough. I would think you're setting yourself up to look over your own shoulder the rest of the day too. also I can't believe you sacrifice your own fucking head for an amateur rec league. I hope there were hot girls watching or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336769)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 4:47 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

These guys are most pussies and I am not worried about them giving me a cheap shot. At worst its a bloody nose. I never run full speed without looking where I am going.

Fortunately I have a pretty hard head. But yes it's a little stupid. The kids who got fucked up had his persian girlfriend there. She looked upset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336797)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: drab puppy pit

lol omg you're so tough not caring about a bloody nose earl. maybe you should throw another hissy fit about the volt meme unfairly hurting your xo rep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28337333)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 8:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored coffee pot

your team is like the 89-90 Pistons. Are you the Isaiah Thomas "leader" of your team? Is that what you wanted to hear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28338326)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 8:11 PM
Author: drab puppy pit

lol at earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28338367)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Talking stirring lodge cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28342883)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: cowardly main people area

what about civil liability? do ppl sign something waiving such rights?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336366)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Trip cuckold

earl is a warrior. the haters just have to deal with it lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336392)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: floppy cheese-eating stag film crotch

fierce. somebody's got to give up some booty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336468)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: flickering resort

literally dont understand a word of OP. it will take years 4 me 2 learn chink. solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336399)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: odious green skinny woman

basketball=nig/kike/chink faggotry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336407)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Contagious blathering foreskin

kyle killing it as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336418)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Razzle Temple Community Account

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336737)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: Talking stirring lodge cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28337243)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Big Onyx University

good story. i'm all for this, but

head to head is excessive and uncalled for.

you could have gotten your head out of the way of his head and just nailed him all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336413)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

Honestly how do you avoid getting hit in the face. Leaning back will get you bowled over your self.

I am trying to to lose any teeth doing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336603)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: Exciting Headpube

i would have beat your ass if i saw you headbutting a teammate

good thing you play in pussy asian and lawyer "leagues"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336720)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

That's not a headbutt. I didn't move for 2-3 seconds.

You should kick the ass of the teammate for not calling out and obvious blind side pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336755)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: Exciting Headpube

"I put my head down"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28336782)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 5:39 PM
Author: Big Onyx University

yeah, this is the part where it sounds egregious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28337193)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 5:40 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

not to initiate contact. if someone is running at your head on, how do you protect your face (assuming you are not allowed to lean to the side, or back, or turn your body)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28337203)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: Big Onyx University

assuming you have no choice but to headbutt someone how do you not headbutt them?

haha, you had a choice. just move your head out of the way. people tackle people all the time without doing it head to head. it's even easier when only one knows the contact is coming.

i don't care, though. i like seeing people get tagged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28337242)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Exciting Headpube

man up. take the hit or get out of the way. you don't get to lead with the top of your head against his face. that's not safety or protection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28337270)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

i'm not leading with my head, I am standing straight upwith my legs shoulder length apart. Arms at my sides covering my balls.

When someone is running at you and you are trying to set a pick without moving and fouling the person, you can protect you face by looking down and exposing your forehead or looking back and exposing your chin, and hoping that the contact does not result in your teeth getting smashed in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28337293)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: bateful house-broken goyim

....or you can move your head 6 inches to either side and avoid a concussion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28338941)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: rambunctious casino

Maybe if you aren't willing to take the hit you shouldn't throw a dangerous aggressive blindsided pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28338507)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: Cyan Wonderful Hissy Fit Regret

180 earl. You're in the right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28337236)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 7:06 PM
Author: Supple pervert

a 100 or so posts and not a single poster has mentioned

cool story bro

? fuck you, xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28337905)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: Trip cuckold

jfc why are your posts so uniformly stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28338242)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 8:02 PM
Author: Gold black woman national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28338295)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: Silver ape church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28338541)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 8:11 PM
Author: Citrine Diverse Affirmative Action

lol @ a bunch of sexually frustrated doods taking it out on each other while Asian chads are literally raping sluts in Uniqlo dressing rooms

the US sounds like a SHITHOLE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28338371)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling misanthropic base

The big dude was bitching at me later for setting an unnecessary monster pick - but I pointed out that afterwards the guards stopped pressing my pg full court and that they were constantly looking over their shoulders playing defense, which gave our guards a half step.

"My recreation partner appealed to my sense of human decency in an effort to persuade me to not intentionally inflict serious harm upon others, but I patiently explained to him the benefits of such violence."

u are pretty sick man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28338428)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Mentally impaired deer antler gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28338814)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: bateful house-broken goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28338952)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: drab puppy pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28339406)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: rambunctious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28339454)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: Razzle Temple Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28339505)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: arousing space

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28339537)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Talking stirring lodge cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28339540)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 7:01 AM
Author: lime dilemma

Why did you headbutt the guy in the face? I've never done this or seen it done on a pick and that includes competitive games not just some rec league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28341352)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 7:14 AM
Author: Exciting Headpube

earl is a clown who thinks picks involve headbutting. bc we all know how college and NBA players are lying on the ground with broken noses every time someone doesn't call out a pick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28341360)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 9:17 AM
Author: drab puppy pit

lol earl is such a sad joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28341596)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Exciting Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28342869)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: floppy cheese-eating stag film crotch

i miss cactp. she used to monopolize the "perfect gf" shtick, now 29 is taking it up, eww *shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28343023)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: lime dilemma

Well basketball is actually something I know something about. I wouldn't presume to tresspass on cactp's perfect gf schtick in just about any other area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28432917)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

i did not try to headbutt the guy in the face. He ran into me and my head hit his head. I didn't move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28343093)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: mahogany charismatic hell

that is rape actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28343110)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Talking stirring lodge cumskin

like a rapist, earl blames the victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28343120)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Exciting Headpube

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB FUCKING FAGGOT

want to take a guess as to how many fucking nba players were left unconscious and bleeding from the face due to picks last season?

OH BUT YOUR REC LEAGUE IS SERIOUS!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28343125)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

relax its just an internet thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28343139)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Talking stirring lodge cumskin

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28343143)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

I'll cut you motherfucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28343145)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Exciting Headpube

you deserve prison time

hope a mentally ill korean stabs you next time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28343147)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: mahogany charismatic hell

433 plays men's basketball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28343158)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: lime dilemma

So raise your arms to protect your face and flop backwards when he touches you to make sure the refs call the charge.

You don't lower your forehead into his face to punish him for not seeing your pick especially not in some meaningless rec game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28432928)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: dashing office

is it true earl hit up a chevy dealership and test drove a volt out of pure spite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28343031)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Aqua galvanic crackhouse wrinkle

earl you have some real issues and maiming kids on the basketball court isn't going to fix them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28343065)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring high-end party of the first part

ty pumo for the analysis!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28343086)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: floppy cheese-eating stag film crotch

heavenly rainbow lights of the "santa monica LGBT center"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28343091)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Sienna rehab fanboi

Earl now taking out his luis rage on random Persian kids. Classy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28343151)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: drab puppy pit



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Date: October 13th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: drab puppy pit



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Date: October 13th, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: chocolate legend

You should be old enough to realize it's not worth hurting someone else to win a game in a rec league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28955456)



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Date: October 13th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Pea-brained burgundy circlehead trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2936101&forum_id=2#28958044)