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Have you chosen what shtick/character you're using for the bar essays?

I'm going to do a "Crypt Keeper" shtick where I in...
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Trump. I'm sick of plaintiffs acting like complete morons an...
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"Plaintiff won't recover because they're a loser and pr...
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"Plaintiff was in the zone of danger? More like the zon...
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vibrant cuckoldry
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He has a claim because he got hit by a car. I like plaintiff...
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Sovereign citizen. Every issue will be referenced back to a...
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Painfully honest 180 coffee pot gaping
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This stuff never, ever, ever gets old.
Chartreuse Mischievous Base
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I am not blank bumping this, I am accepting it for value.
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good poast/moniker synergy here
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Date: July 27th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Chartreuse Mischievous Base

I'm going to do a "Crypt Keeper" shtick where I introduce and conclude each answer with macabre puns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28421637)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: Painfully honest 180 coffee pot gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28421656)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: Chartreuse Mischievous Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28421661)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 2:29 PM
Author: Anal hot feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28421671)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Plum Razzle-dazzle Center Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28421727)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Floppy bawdyhouse ladyboy

Trump. I'm sick of plaintiffs acting like complete morons and I plan to include Lindsay Graham's number in my MPT answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28421689)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Chartreuse Mischievous Base

"Plaintiff won't recover because they're a loser and probably ugly. I don't think someone who slips and falls at a supermarket has a case. To me, the winners are the ones who aren't clumsy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28421734)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: Very tactful lilac dragon

"Plaintiff was in the zone of danger? More like the zone of overratedness. This guy is a lightweight who can't prove that he manifested any physical symptoms of his "distress." Opposing counsel would know that this case was a dud if he had not graduated in the bottom half of his class at Cardozo--dummy! Plaintiff is lucky I don't send over one of my people to investigate him for fraud. This case should be dismissed for failure to state a claim."

*hits upload*

*walks out*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28421822)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: Chartreuse Mischievous Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28421838)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: jade violent state rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28422774)



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Date: July 28th, 2015 2:33 AM
Author: vibrant cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28426187)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Hateful Gay Keepsake Machete

He has a claim because he got hit by a car. I like plaintiffs that can actually cross the street

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28421755)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Chartreuse Mischievous Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28421759)



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Date: July 28th, 2015 2:31 AM
Author: vibrant cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28426169)



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Date: July 28th, 2015 7:34 AM
Author: Pearl hideous brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28426605)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: galvanic well-lubricated hissy fit dopamine

Sovereign citizen. Every issue will be referenced back to admiralty law and I will provide extensive analysis on how the answer differs based on whether the people described in the question are a free man on the land, a sovereign citizen, or acting through their straw man (indicated by all caps). E.g., "Joseph as a free man on the land is not liable, but JOSEPH is."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28421863)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse Mischievous Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28421894)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: Painfully honest 180 coffee pot gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28422506)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse Mischievous Base

This stuff never, ever, ever gets old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28422572)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: galvanic well-lubricated hissy fit dopamine

I am not blank bumping this, I am accepting it for value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28422609)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Chartreuse Mischievous Base

*Checks before poasting to make sure border around text box isn't yellow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28422612)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: big-titted school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28422619)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Claret Effete Stead Cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28422648)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Racy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28421989)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling roast beef

Gender ambiguity throughout; white privilege everywhere; racism everywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28422585)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: Coral bespoke skinny woman clown

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28422620)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse Mischievous Base

good poast/moniker synergy here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28422623)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: jade violent state rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28422768)



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Date: July 28th, 2015 5:58 AM
Author: Painfully honest 180 coffee pot gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947069&forum_id=2#28426522)