\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

DRUDGE SIREN: reptile shoots other reptile (via deer) stopping OBAMA NEGRO GAYS

Porter, TX, – According to multiple sources, Operation Jade ...
opaque excitant ratface
  07/27/15
ROFL @ CONTURDS
Frum Famous Landscape Painting Elastic Band
  07/27/15
Wish this was a short story.
razzle fiercely-loyal deer antler
  07/27/15
TBF, no true alphas (IE men over 6'1) are reptiles
opaque excitant ratface
  07/27/15
That's satire you moron
Free-loading bbw step-uncle's house
  07/28/15
This would make my year if true
pale mewling multi-billionaire national
  07/28/15
even if not factually true, it's functionally true
opaque excitant ratface
  07/28/15


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2015 11:40 PM
Author: opaque excitant ratface

Porter, TX, – According to multiple sources, Operation Jade Helm 15 has claimed it’s first civilian casualty Saturday night just east of Porter, Texas.

Around 7:15 p.m. Saturday, Pct. 4 Deputy Constable Buford Gleason and two Montgomery County Sheriff’s Deputies responded to a suspicious person call at the Wal-Mart located at 23561 US 59 in Porter. Montgomery County dispatch warned deputies a white male wearing a camouflage jacket was seen donning body armor and circling his SUV, which he also moved several times.

Two heavily armed individuals belonging to a local ‘patriot militia’ group soon arrived on scene to assist law enforcement. Upon their arrival the suspect reportedly took off from the Wal-Mart parking lot and a high speed chase ensued.

Burt Williams, leader of ‘Porter Patriots 4 Truth’ (PP4T) reports they chased the suspect back to Sunnyvale mobile home park, east of Porter. It was then Burt claims shots were first fired. “We heard a shot coming from one of the trailers and took cover behind our vehicle. Shortly afterwards I hear across the deputy’s radio a stand down order given, and sure enough, they told us to go home.”

It was on their way back towards the Wal-Mart on W Ford Rd that Burt’s pickup truck struck a deer, critically wounding the animal. Seeing the deer in distress, Burt decided a mercy kill was in order. The bullet from Williams’ AR 15 allegedly blasted through the deer’s brain and ricocheted off the road, striking fellow PP4T member Cledus Reed in the throat, killing him almost instantly.

Burt was arrested and charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated and firing a weapon within city limits. It is unknown at this time if he will face further charges. Released on bail, Williams will appear in court Aug. 3rd.

What exactly happened last night in Porter remains a mystery. Who was the camouflaged man at the Wal-Mart who led police on a high speed chase? Who fired the shot inside the trailer park and why was a stand down order given? Many are saying this has something to do with Operation Jade Helm, and as of right now, police aren’t talking. If you have any information regarding last night’s shooting, please contact Counter Jade Helm BEFORE going to law enforcement. The future of the American southwest may depend on it.

This is a developing story…

http://conservativefrontline.com/breaking-operation-jade-helm-claims-first-civilian-casualty/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947516&forum_id=2#28425268)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Frum Famous Landscape Painting Elastic Band

ROFL @ CONTURDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947516&forum_id=2#28425317)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: razzle fiercely-loyal deer antler

Wish this was a short story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947516&forum_id=2#28425355)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 27th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: opaque excitant ratface

TBF, no true alphas (IE men over 6'1) are reptiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947516&forum_id=2#28425377)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2015 6:40 PM
Author: Free-loading bbw step-uncle's house

That's satire you moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947516&forum_id=2#28430362)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: pale mewling multi-billionaire national

This would make my year if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947516&forum_id=2#28430494)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 28th, 2015 10:47 PM
Author: opaque excitant ratface

even if not factually true, it's functionally true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947516&forum_id=2#28432057)