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Mediator: "I also need to know the weaknesses in your case." Me: "Fuck you."

How does it help my client to disclose any real weaknesses? ...
copper frisky pocket flask house
  07/29/15
This is when you make up a straw man BS "weakness"
exciting digit ratio space
  07/29/15
"we might be TOO entitled to relief"
pale ladyboy
  07/29/15
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claret state stain
  07/29/15
i lol'd
Cruel-hearted Adventurous Church Building Ratface
  07/29/15
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Multi-colored Striped Hyena Theater
  07/29/15
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beta fragrant step-uncle's house
  07/29/15
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wonderful business firm philosopher-king
  07/29/15
lol
marvelous hissy fit kitchen
  07/29/15
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cheese-eating goal in life
  07/30/15
unmitigated 180
cerebral wild antidepressant drug love of her life
  07/30/15
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cobalt odious halford
  07/30/15
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Frozen painfully honest senate
  07/30/15
hardest i've laughed in a while, ty
diverse hunting ground
  07/30/15
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racy mental disorder chad
  07/30/15
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Mind-boggling Well-lubricated Menage Candlestick Maker
  07/31/15
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olive sneaky criminal base
  07/31/15
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saffron university
  07/31/15
The lack of red flags is a red flag
Khaki native
  07/30/15
You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in th...
Hairraiser national
  07/29/15
180 monologue in a ~155 movie
Aquamarine resort place of business
  07/29/15
this
Internet-worthy rehab
  07/31/15
"Our pleadings fall slightly short of platonic perfecti...
Citrine quadroon locus
  07/29/15
reasonableness is never rewarded in mediation.
Out-of-control parlour clown
  07/29/15
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wonderful business firm philosopher-king
  07/29/15
They ask this all the time. I generally say something like, ...
crystalline trailer park idiot
  07/29/15
Whatever happened to that ITT WE DEFEND A DEPOSITION thread?
Lascivious whorehouse black woman
  07/30/15
do people really say this
appetizing maroon garrison pisswyrm
  07/31/15
"well there are those three nigga shrimp..."
electric jap skinny woman
  07/31/15


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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: copper frisky pocket flask house

How does it help my client to disclose any real weaknesses?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435693)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: exciting digit ratio space

This is when you make up a straw man BS "weakness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435716)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: pale ladyboy

"we might be TOO entitled to relief"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435723)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: claret state stain



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Adventurous Church Building Ratface

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435749)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored Striped Hyena Theater



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: beta fragrant step-uncle's house



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Date: July 29th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: wonderful business firm philosopher-king



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Date: July 29th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: marvelous hissy fit kitchen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28436535)



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Date: July 30th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: cheese-eating goal in life



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Date: July 30th, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: cerebral wild antidepressant drug love of her life

unmitigated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28441748)



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: cobalt odious halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28442192)



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: Frozen painfully honest senate



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: diverse hunting ground

hardest i've laughed in a while, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28442218)



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: racy mental disorder chad



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Well-lubricated Menage Candlestick Maker



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: olive sneaky criminal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28451687)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: saffron university



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Khaki native

The lack of red flags is a red flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28442222)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser national

You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink. That's all I have to say to anybody on any social level. Did your grandfather take risks?

Yes

I guarantee he did it from a position of fuck you. A wise man's life is based around fuck you. The United States of America is based on fuck you. You have a navy? Greatest army in the history of mankind? Fuck you! Blow me. We'll fuck it up ourselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435725)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Aquamarine resort place of business

180 monologue in a ~155 movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435756)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Internet-worthy rehab

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28450778)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Citrine quadroon locus

"Our pleadings fall slightly short of platonic perfection in describing why we are so entitled to relief. When we seek to amend, there is a chance that such relief will be denied. However, we plan to attach our updated version to the motion seeking relief, so it's really all going to be on the record anyway."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435735)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Out-of-control parlour clown

reasonableness is never rewarded in mediation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435779)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: wonderful business firm philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28436543)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: crystalline trailer park idiot

They ask this all the time. I generally say something like, "I'd really like to have a more credible witness." And then we both laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28436547)



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Lascivious whorehouse black woman

Whatever happened to that ITT WE DEFEND A DEPOSITION thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28442180)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:15 PM
Author: appetizing maroon garrison pisswyrm

do people really say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28451695)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: electric jap skinny woman

"well there are those three nigga shrimp..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28451741)