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Mediator: "I also need to know the weaknesses in your case." Me: "Fuck you."

How does it help my client to disclose any real weaknesses? ...
Razzle self-absorbed rigor
  07/29/15
This is when you make up a straw man BS "weakness"
Angry Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/29/15
"we might be TOO entitled to relief"
irradiated death wish rehab
  07/29/15
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hot cowardly library cuck
  07/29/15
i lol'd
boyish iridescent theater
  07/29/15
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zombie-like cracking hell fat ankles
  07/29/15
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Mind-boggling purple hunting ground
  07/29/15
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Citrine coldplay fan
  07/29/15
lol
Pungent supple station
  07/29/15
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Misunderstood claret hospital
  07/30/15
unmitigated 180
vivacious bearded associate potus
  07/30/15
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wonderful filthpig
  07/30/15
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Sooty University Hissy Fit
  07/30/15
hardest i've laughed in a while, ty
contagious underhanded mother
  07/30/15
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titillating philosopher-king
  07/30/15
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startled crimson electric furnace faggotry
  07/31/15
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stimulating doctorate
  07/31/15
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disgusting cyan place of business
  07/31/15
The lack of red flags is a red flag
aphrodisiac silver gas station
  07/30/15
You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in th...
Irate Clear National Security Agency
  07/29/15
180 monologue in a ~155 movie
stirring amber meetinghouse selfie
  07/29/15
this
Fragrant fluffy chad
  07/31/15
"Our pleadings fall slightly short of platonic perfecti...
Fuchsia offensive police squad corner
  07/29/15
reasonableness is never rewarded in mediation.
mahogany den multi-billionaire
  07/29/15
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Citrine coldplay fan
  07/29/15
They ask this all the time. I generally say something like, ...
Motley Chocolate Pisswyrm
  07/29/15
Whatever happened to that ITT WE DEFEND A DEPOSITION thread?
racy milk institution
  07/30/15
do people really say this
idiotic roommate plaza
  07/31/15
"well there are those three nigga shrimp..."
Excitant overrated market
  07/31/15


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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Razzle self-absorbed rigor

How does it help my client to disclose any real weaknesses?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435693)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Angry Bateful International Law Enforcement Agency

This is when you make up a straw man BS "weakness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435716)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: irradiated death wish rehab

"we might be TOO entitled to relief"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435723)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: hot cowardly library cuck



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: boyish iridescent theater

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435749)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: zombie-like cracking hell fat ankles



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling purple hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435772)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Citrine coldplay fan



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Date: July 29th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Pungent supple station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28436535)



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Date: July 30th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Misunderstood claret hospital



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Date: July 30th, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: vivacious bearded associate potus

unmitigated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28441748)



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: wonderful filthpig



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: Sooty University Hissy Fit



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: contagious underhanded mother

hardest i've laughed in a while, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28442218)



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: titillating philosopher-king



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: startled crimson electric furnace faggotry



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: stimulating doctorate



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: disgusting cyan place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28451689)



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac silver gas station

The lack of red flags is a red flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28442222)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Irate Clear National Security Agency

You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink. That's all I have to say to anybody on any social level. Did your grandfather take risks?

Yes

I guarantee he did it from a position of fuck you. A wise man's life is based around fuck you. The United States of America is based on fuck you. You have a navy? Greatest army in the history of mankind? Fuck you! Blow me. We'll fuck it up ourselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435725)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: stirring amber meetinghouse selfie

180 monologue in a ~155 movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435756)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Fragrant fluffy chad

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28450778)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Fuchsia offensive police squad corner

"Our pleadings fall slightly short of platonic perfection in describing why we are so entitled to relief. When we seek to amend, there is a chance that such relief will be denied. However, we plan to attach our updated version to the motion seeking relief, so it's really all going to be on the record anyway."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435735)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: mahogany den multi-billionaire

reasonableness is never rewarded in mediation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435779)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Citrine coldplay fan



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Date: July 29th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: Motley Chocolate Pisswyrm

They ask this all the time. I generally say something like, "I'd really like to have a more credible witness." And then we both laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28436547)



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: racy milk institution

Whatever happened to that ITT WE DEFEND A DEPOSITION thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28442180)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:15 PM
Author: idiotic roommate plaza

do people really say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28451695)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Excitant overrated market

"well there are those three nigga shrimp..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28451741)