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Associate who made 1.5 billion dollar mistake is black

http://www.watertonassociates.com/investor-relations-legal ...
amber heaven lettuce
  07/31/15
he looks pretty handsome. prolly has a 180 sex life
Self-absorbed violet orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/15
ryan brown
buff french chef
  08/01/15
To be fair, he achieved an excellent result for his client (...
hideous ratface
  07/31/15
cr. the true retard is the associate at Simpson Thatcher who...
Lime odious people who are hurt hominid
  08/01/15
Gay black..."He is a member of the Illinois Bar, the Le...
Brilliant Stage Boistinker
  07/31/15
Not that there's anything wrong with either.
Brilliant Stage Boistinker
  07/31/15
Lol
Arousing Factory Reset Button Station
  08/01/15
diversity is finished here
Cerebral puppy candlestick maker
  08/01/15
Oh what a rising star!
Splenetic faggotry trust fund
  08/01/15
how much do you think he makmes at that place?
zippy cyan toaster plaza
  07/31/15
I know an exceptional Black admitted to UCHI w/$$ with a 158...
Olive mother
  07/31/15
"Exceptional"?
Arousing Factory Reset Button Station
  08/01/15
Summa cum Laude, Phi Beta Kappa, class president, local and ...
Olive mother
  08/01/15
Good for him. Should have studied for lsat tho
Arousing Factory Reset Button Station
  08/01/15
Or just taken adderall and scored a 175+.
irate appetizing indirect expression round eye
  08/01/15
It's pretty much a +10 boost so that's like a 168
adventurous fluffy therapy
  08/01/15
15-18
racy grizzly pistol
  08/01/15
...
Arousing Factory Reset Button Station
  08/01/15
Then, at minimum, I scored over 180 with scaling. 100% black...
purple temple
  08/01/15
not sure if I follow you hoss
racy grizzly pistol
  08/01/15
with your proposed +15-18 point AA bonus, my LSAT score was ...
purple temple
  08/01/15
Okay. I am sorry to hear about your mental illness but welco...
racy grizzly pistol
  08/01/15
I've been here since 2008. Abbot Saxtus.
purple temple
  08/01/15
What was your ugpa How is china
Arousing Factory Reset Button Station
  08/01/15
i came back and just took the bar exam
purple temple
  08/01/15
Wtf
Arousing Factory Reset Button Station
  08/01/15
yeah, my last days in taiwan were pretty bad. i would just d...
purple temple
  08/01/15
How in the hell did he get an inhouse job after what happene...
adventurous fluffy therapy
  08/01/15
The in house job had a diversity quota to fill
Arousing Factory Reset Button Station
  08/01/15
It seems way too small of a place to care about diversity
adventurous fluffy therapy
  08/01/15
he a good keed
racy grizzly pistol
  08/01/15
dindu nuffin
Rambunctious locus
  08/01/15
...
Cerebral puppy candlestick maker
  08/01/15
He didn't tell them what happened?
Crystalline Hunting Ground Legend
  08/01/15
Link 2 his billion dollar mistake?
Impressive titillating voyeur gas station
  08/01/15
http://www.nysb.uscourts.gov/sites/default/files/opinions/23...
Obsidian milk sex offender
  08/01/15
"[sic.; seemingly should be z]"
Rambunctious locus
  08/01/15
I thought he was at STB. Anyway, 180 to him for representin...
startled den
  08/01/15
wait what am i missing here
Arousing Factory Reset Button Station
  08/01/15
Mayer Brown suffered no harm neither did his client. It is ...
startled den
  08/01/15
The three UCC-1 filing numbers listed on the Synthetic Lease...
Obsidian milk sex offender
  08/01/15
Perlowski. Handsome.
Obsidian milk sex offender
  08/01/15
Lol'd at the gravity of this paragraph. Perlowski fucked up...
racy grizzly pistol
  08/01/15
Just do release UCCs as a debtor. 180!!!!!!
startled den
  08/01/15
Lmao
racy grizzly pistol
  08/01/15
I do this shit all the time (well not this shit but similar)...
startled den
  08/01/15
the MB partner, Gordon whatever, is ultiamtely responsible b...
Obsidian milk sex offender
  08/01/15
CR
startled den
  08/01/15
Lol at shifty lawyers taking MB's gaffe as the new MARKET fo...
racy grizzly pistol
  08/01/15
This is how I roll. I had counsel for the other side at a s...
startled den
  08/01/15
Yeah I cop that too but something is obviously different abo...
racy grizzly pistol
  08/01/15
that's incompetence
idiotic persian
  08/01/15
Judge could not hear me.
startled den
  08/01/15
...
Arousing Factory Reset Button Station
  08/01/15
UCC filings perfect and provide notice, right? Terminating ...
Concupiscible jet-lagged theater
  08/01/15
I don't know the facts here, but a bankruptcy trustee can av...
crimson underhanded jewess elastic band
  08/01/15
A security is worthless if it's not perfected when there's a...
adventurous fluffy therapy
  08/01/15
wait, so $1.5bn went up in smoke because the serial numbers ...
Cream death wish cruise ship
  08/01/15
titcq. it's absolutely astonishing how little software has m...
Razzle-dazzle point party of the first part
  08/01/15
He didn't make a mistake. He saved his fuckinng client milli...
Obsidian milk sex offender
  08/01/15
Green the hero
startled den
  08/01/15
This bro. Dooder may have been lazy and not reviewed the par...
marvelous godawful goyim
  08/01/15
jeez, that is sketchy.
Motley water buffalo
  08/01/15
I see this a lot too. I'll admit to doing it occasionally wi...
adventurous fluffy therapy
  08/01/15
Who is this Mardi Merjian? http://www.stblaw.com/our-team...
Rambunctious locus
  08/01/15
Counsel
Stubborn Incel
  08/01/15
Ljl at this subhuman Persian diversity hire. Luis explain
Arousing Factory Reset Button Station
  08/01/15
Wtf why is everyone talking about how MB represented their c...
Heady nubile locale
  08/01/15
Why presume he was AA'd into UChicago Law? His resume states...
irate appetizing indirect expression round eye
  08/01/15
Nice flame
Splenetic faggotry trust fund
  08/01/15
Not flame. He likely had a 3.8+ gpa from a decent college an...
irate appetizing indirect expression round eye
  08/01/15
the pernicious reality of AA is that a gay black man will al...
Costumed electric shitlib
  08/01/15
Right, but once one sees that he graduated from a top 25 ugr...
irate appetizing indirect expression round eye
  08/01/15
Keep flaming bro. You're doing great
Splenetic faggotry trust fund
  08/01/15
What's flame about it? Give credit when credit is do. Stop b...
irate appetizing indirect expression round eye
  08/01/15
Just hope the next nigger that fucks your ass doesn't have g...
Splenetic faggotry trust fund
  08/01/15
Look, just admit you're a racist pile of dog shit and move o...
irate appetizing indirect expression round eye
  08/01/15
Gas yourself, faggot
Splenetic faggotry trust fund
  08/01/15
Only if you and your entire pile of shit family step in the ...
irate appetizing indirect expression round eye
  08/01/15
(Gaids-ridden nigger about to die anyway)
Splenetic faggotry trust fund
  08/01/15
Just as I thought, looks like you've proven my assertion rig...
irate appetizing indirect expression round eye
  08/01/15
When did I deny that I believe fags are disgusting and black...
Splenetic faggotry trust fund
  08/01/15
Of course you disagree, you're a bigot.
irate appetizing indirect expression round eye
  08/01/15
Kill yourself. Seriously.
Splenetic faggotry trust fund
  08/01/15
can you imagine on his firm bio *Represented GM in releas...
dead bateful theater stage stain
  08/01/15
"Pwned the FUCK out of big city vault 10 attorneys.&quo...
violent senate mad cow disease
  08/01/15
so what? absolutely any one of us could have made the exact ...
Razzle-dazzle point party of the first part
  08/01/15
Yep
Stimulating Bull Headed Cumskin Hell
  08/01/15
titcr I'm waiting for my UCC errors to come back to haun...
crimson underhanded jewess elastic band
  08/01/15
Dude, he didn't make a mistake, only the STB lawyers did.
Motley water buffalo
  08/01/15
To be fair, I do this type of work, and if I were in his sho...
Motley water buffalo
  08/01/15
ELI5 plz
Wonderful Office
  08/01/15
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2951033&mc=47&am...
Razzle-dazzle point party of the first part
  08/01/15
Shame shame shame that all those black bankers and law assoc...
mewling state keepsake machete
  08/01/15
nah it was the black mortgage borrowers
misanthropic background story
  08/01/15
can someone explain in plain english what the mistake was? t...
Self-absorbed violet orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/15
cq. litigationmo here. i have no idea wtf happened.
aggressive laser beams
  08/01/15
if it's the case that he saved his client $150MM by putting ...
Self-absorbed violet orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/15
1500 MM and it was the clients other creditors made out like...
hideous ratface
  08/01/15
Imagine the GM bankruptcy as being a first-come, first-serve...
marvelous godawful goyim
  08/01/15
all because of one wrong number?
Self-absorbed violet orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/15
ONE. WRONG. NUMBER.
hideous ratface
  08/01/15
...
Self-absorbed violet orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/15
180
buff french chef
  08/01/15
Not a UCC expert. But, pretty much yea (I think). The perfec...
marvelous godawful goyim
  08/01/15
holy shit lol
Self-absorbed violet orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/15
can someone explain this a bit more in plain english
aggressive laser beams
  08/01/15
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2951158&mc=6&...
Razzle-dazzle point party of the first part
  08/01/15
180 explanation (for dumbfucks like me). Ty, ty. You are a g...
buff french chef
  08/01/15
I m not even an lawyer and I get this, All the tard paral...
dead bateful theater stage stain
  08/01/15


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Date: July 31st, 2015 10:09 PM
Author: amber heaven lettuce

http://www.watertonassociates.com/investor-relations-legal

ryan green

Lol at affirmative action having a positive effect on biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28453494)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Self-absorbed violet orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap

he looks pretty handsome. prolly has a 180 sex life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456878)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: buff french chef

ryan brown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28459298)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: hideous ratface

To be fair, he achieved an excellent result for his client (or at least his client's other creditors).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28453505)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: Lime odious people who are hurt hominid

cr. the true retard is the associate at Simpson Thatcher who didn't catch this mistake. what race was he/she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457960)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: Brilliant Stage Boistinker

Gay black..."He is a member of the Illinois Bar, the Lesbian and Gay Bar Association of Chicago"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28453507)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: Brilliant Stage Boistinker

Not that there's anything wrong with either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28453511)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Station

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454414)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 7:26 AM
Author: Cerebral puppy candlestick maker

diversity is finished here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455422)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 9:13 AM
Author: Splenetic faggotry trust fund

Oh what a rising star!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455527)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: zippy cyan toaster plaza

how much do you think he makmes at that place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28453518)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Olive mother

I know an exceptional Black admitted to UCHI w/$$ with a 158. Imagine what the run-of-the-mill types got.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28453535)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:24 AM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Station

"Exceptional"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454418)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Olive mother

Summa cum Laude, Phi Beta Kappa, class president, local and national awards, compelling tear-jerking personal narrative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454586)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Station

Good for him. Should have studied for lsat tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456703)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: irate appetizing indirect expression round eye

Or just taken adderall and scored a 175+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456741)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:24 AM
Author: adventurous fluffy therapy

It's pretty much a +10 boost so that's like a 168

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454424)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:29 AM
Author: racy grizzly pistol

15-18

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454467)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454488)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 7:36 AM
Author: purple temple

Then, at minimum, I scored over 180 with scaling. 100% black. I would've gotten into Harvard if it weren't for my mental instability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455430)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: racy grizzly pistol

not sure if I follow you hoss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455735)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: purple temple

with your proposed +15-18 point AA bonus, my LSAT score was higher than 180. probably one of the highest LSAT scores by any fully black person. yet i was rejected from the entire t14 due to mental illness which fucked up my ugrad record including GPA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455830)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: racy grizzly pistol

Okay. I am sorry to hear about your mental illness but welcome to Autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455851)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: purple temple

I've been here since 2008. Abbot Saxtus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456275)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Station

What was your ugpa

How is china

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456707)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: purple temple

i came back and just took the bar exam



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456713)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Station

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456720)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: purple temple

yeah, my last days in taiwan were pretty bad. i would just drink half a liter of whiskey every single night. i moved back home and stopped drinking. studied for the bar. started my own LLC last month. business is going OK. made like $400 bucks yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456739)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:20 AM
Author: adventurous fluffy therapy

How in the hell did he get an inhouse job after what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454393)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:24 AM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Station

The in house job had a diversity quota to fill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454422)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:25 AM
Author: adventurous fluffy therapy

It seems way too small of a place to care about diversity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454426)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: racy grizzly pistol

he a good keed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454470)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: Rambunctious locus

dindu nuffin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454568)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Cerebral puppy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455913)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: Crystalline Hunting Ground Legend

He didn't tell them what happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454477)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:26 AM
Author: Impressive titillating voyeur gas station

Link 2 his billion dollar mistake?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454437)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Obsidian milk sex offender

http://www.nysb.uscourts.gov/sites/default/files/opinions/233503_71_opinion.pdf

search "green"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454474)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Rambunctious locus

"[sic.; seemingly should be z]"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454587)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: startled den

I thought he was at STB. Anyway, 180 to him for representing his client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454450)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Station

wait what am i missing here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454489)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: startled den

Mayer Brown suffered no harm neither did his client. It is the idiots at STB who are on the hook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454507)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Obsidian milk sex offender

The three UCC-1 filing numbers listed on the Synthetic Lease Closing Checklist were

derived from a UCC search Green had requested that a Mayer Brown paralegal, Michael

Perlowski, perform. Working from a prior search for UCC-1 financing statements recorded

against GM (and without knowledge of the underlying transactions that had involved those

filings, or, for that matter, the purpose of his undertaking),

26 Perlowski identified several UCC-1

financing statements in response to Green’s request. Perlowski was not aware of the specific

transaction on which Green was working.27 Two of the UCC-1 financing statements Green

listed on the Synthetic Lease Closing Checklist had been filed in connection with the Synthetic

Lease. But the third UCC-1 financing statement he listed, with filing number 6416808 4, did not

relate to the Synthetic Lease transaction. Instead, this third UCC-1 financing statement, bearing

file number 6416808 4, was the Main Term Loan UCC-1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454455)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:29 AM
Author: Obsidian milk sex offender

Perlowski. Handsome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454459)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: racy grizzly pistol

Lol'd at the gravity of this paragraph.

Perlowski fucked up as a paralegal does..

Green fucked up by failing to instruct, supervise and review.

Everyone else REALLY fucked up from there on out.

Only question is whether the remedial line of review adopted by banks to combat the RYAN GREEN MENACE will be in-house or outside counsel. If outside counsel, THANKS RYAN, GREAT JOB xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454499)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: startled den

Just do release UCCs as a debtor. 180!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454515)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: racy grizzly pistol

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454523)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: startled den

I do this shit all the time (well not this shit but similar). Fuck them if they can't read the doc. I like this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454544)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Obsidian milk sex offender

the MB partner, Gordon whatever, is ultiamtely responsible but its not MB's problem, they HELPED their client... its fucking STB for not checking shit, jfc if ur paying 600 plus an hour u expect that



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454518)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: startled den

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454548)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: racy grizzly pistol

Lol at shifty lawyers taking MB's gaffe as the new MARKET for debtor counsel work. Just slip a fraud UCC-3 into every package with pre-written "Nice job on the docs." Reply email.

"Oh I'm sorry, accurate lien release schedules are not market in distressed automotive synthetic lease closing sets - do we need to get our clients on the phone?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454549)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: startled den

This is how I roll. I had counsel for the other side at a settlement hearing say he would have not have signed had he known what the agreement said. I chuckled audibly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454577)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: racy grizzly pistol

Yeah I cop that too but something is obviously different about a few morse codes getting shuffled in a stack of 30,000 pages of paper vs. putting a subtle substantive concept right under another attorney's nose and him simply failing to spot the issue. In one case you hid the ball, in the other case you threw a strike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454617)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: idiotic persian

that's incompetence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455066)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: startled den

Judge could not hear me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455942)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456718)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 7:59 AM
Author: Concupiscible jet-lagged theater

UCC filings perfect and provide notice, right? Terminating the UCC filing shouldn't terminate the underlying security interest on its own, right? They should still be secured at some level, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455443)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:01 AM
Author: crimson underhanded jewess elastic band

I don't know the facts here, but a bankruptcy trustee can avoid the security interest of any unperfected creditor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455844)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: adventurous fluffy therapy

A security is worthless if it's not perfected when there's a billion other senior creditors that will exhaust the pie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457013)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: Cream death wish cruise ship

wait, so $1.5bn went up in smoke because the serial numbers on two different documents didn't match? and making sure they did match was the responsibility of at least three different people (the paralegal, the associate, and presumably the partner on the case)?

how has this profession not been software-engineered out of existence yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455768)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:51 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle point party of the first part

titcq. it's absolutely astonishing how little software has made its way into transactional law. other than the obvious reason of entrenched interests not wanting it, the only explanation i can think of is that there just aren't enough people with sufficient knowledge in both areas to do anything about it. it's difficult to disrupt since the very people you would need to use the software, biglaw firms, are the ones benefiting the most from the inefficiency of how things are done now.

you see it a tiny bit with http://www.clerky.com but nothing else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455790)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: Obsidian milk sex offender

He didn't make a mistake. He saved his fuckinng client millions. Its STB's fucking duty to review them. Green is a HERRRO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454480)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: startled den

Green the hero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454578)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: marvelous godawful goyim

This bro. Dooder may have been lazy and not reviewed the paralegal's work, but it was STB's job to make sure the filing was correct.

Since working in-house, I've seen some of the dirty shit other in-house attorneys do. They will track change most of their items, but "must of disabled the track changes function" for some of the edits. We are constantly doing comparisons to confirm that their redline contains all of their edits (or the edits since we've last touched the document).

Edit: I know they prbly couldn't have done track changes for these filings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456379)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Motley water buffalo

jeez, that is sketchy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456389)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: adventurous fluffy therapy

I see this a lot too. I'll admit to doing it occasionally with stylistic shit to avoid the appearance of red everywhere. I'll just accept formatting changes sometimes. But yeah I've seen people do it with substantive shit and that's just fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457035)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: Rambunctious locus

Who is this Mardi Merjian?

http://www.stblaw.com/our-team/news/mardi-r-merjian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454734)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 9:10 AM
Author: Stubborn Incel

Counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455517)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: Arousing Factory Reset Button Station

Ljl at this subhuman Persian diversity hire. Luis explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456725)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 5:45 AM
Author: Heady nubile locale

Wtf why is everyone talking about how MB represented their client so well? They didn't save GM any money. Didn't they only just help out the unsecured creditors (bondholders, I assume)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455353)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 7:47 AM
Author: irate appetizing indirect expression round eye

Why presume he was AA'd into UChicago Law? His resume states that he graduated college with highest honors in econ (probably 3.8+ GPA) from Emory. He may have made a mistake, but he's no idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455435)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 9:13 AM
Author: Splenetic faggotry trust fund

Nice flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455526)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: irate appetizing indirect expression round eye

Not flame. He likely had a 3.8+ gpa from a decent college and probably a 164+ lsat. Lsat may have been a bit on the lower end, but probably nothing way off from the 25th-50th percentile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455604)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Costumed electric shitlib

the pernicious reality of AA is that a gay black man will always be assumed to have AA'ed his way into everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455660)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: irate appetizing indirect expression round eye

Right, but once one sees that he graduated from a top 25 ugrad with a 3.8+ in econ, those thoughts should go out the window as he's obviously not a dumb guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455704)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Splenetic faggotry trust fund

Keep flaming bro. You're doing great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455708)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: irate appetizing indirect expression round eye

What's flame about it? Give credit when credit is do. Stop being a racist ape for a change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455727)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Splenetic faggotry trust fund

Just hope the next nigger that fucks your ass doesn't have grids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455737)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: irate appetizing indirect expression round eye

Look, just admit you're a racist pile of dog shit and move on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455746)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Splenetic faggotry trust fund

Gas yourself, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455750)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: irate appetizing indirect expression round eye

Only if you and your entire pile of shit family step in the chamber first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455757)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:47 AM
Author: Splenetic faggotry trust fund

(Gaids-ridden nigger about to die anyway)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455773)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: irate appetizing indirect expression round eye

Just as I thought, looks like you've proven my assertion right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455785)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Splenetic faggotry trust fund

When did I deny that I believe fags are disgusting and blacks are intellectually inferior? Or that I disagree with both groups being allowed to benefit from aa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455803)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: irate appetizing indirect expression round eye

Of course you disagree, you're a bigot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455904)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Splenetic faggotry trust fund

Kill yourself. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455915)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: dead bateful theater stage stain

can you imagine on his firm bio

*Represented GM in releasing $1.5bn security interest in secured debt, saving GM XXX millions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455784)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: violent senate mad cow disease

"Pwned the FUCK out of big city vault 10 attorneys."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455809)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle point party of the first part

so what? absolutely any one of us could have made the exact same mistake, and in fact the lawyers at STB did. it's more than likely that all of us have made similar errors before, and they may have even made it into the final docs as they did here - they just haven't been discovered (yet).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455807)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: Stimulating Bull Headed Cumskin Hell

Yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455848)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: crimson underhanded jewess elastic band

titcr

I'm waiting for my UCC errors to come back to haunt me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455849)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Motley water buffalo

Dude, he didn't make a mistake, only the STB lawyers did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455938)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Motley water buffalo

To be fair, I do this type of work, and if I were in his shoes representing GM, I would have done the same exact thing. If my paralegal makes a mistake, JP Morgan needs to catch it, and if they don't, no big deal for my client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455928)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Wonderful Office

ELI5 plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455932)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle point party of the first part

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2951033&mc=47&forum_id=2#28454804

+

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2951033&mc=47&forum_id=2#28455671

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456011)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:04 PM
Author: mewling state keepsake machete

Shame shame shame that all those black bankers and law associated caused the great 2008 recession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456407)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: misanthropic background story

nah it was the black mortgage borrowers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457011)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Self-absorbed violet orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap

can someone explain in plain english what the mistake was? the doc was supposed to have one UCC # but instead it had a different one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456873)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: aggressive laser beams

cq. litigationmo here. i have no idea wtf happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456892)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Self-absorbed violet orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap

if it's the case that he saved his client $150MM by putting in a wrong serial number that the other side didnt catch, why dont people do that all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456901)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: hideous ratface

1500 MM and it was the clients other creditors made out like bandits. People don't usually do it because ethics and competent counsel with check this kind of thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457060)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: marvelous godawful goyim

Imagine the GM bankruptcy as being a first-come, first-serve for creditors. There is a preferred service line (those that have a security interest) and a normal service line. Because of the filing, the creditors lost their place in the preferred service line, and are now in the normal service line.

Problem is that there are many more people in both service lines than there are assets. So, a group will get screwed. It will be those in the normal service line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456992)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: Self-absorbed violet orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap

all because of one wrong number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457004)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: hideous ratface

ONE. WRONG. NUMBER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457047)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: Self-absorbed violet orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457065)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 9:30 PM
Author: buff french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28459339)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: marvelous godawful goyim

Not a UCC expert. But, pretty much yea (I think). The perfection was lost. Without it, the trustee can do ><>< NO BREAKFAST ><><>

They went from cadillac el dorado to a set a steak knives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457054)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: Self-absorbed violet orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457063)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: aggressive laser beams

can someone explain this a bit more in plain english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457071)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle point party of the first part

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2951158&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457074)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: buff french chef

180 explanation (for dumbfucks like me). Ty, ty. You are a good dooder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28459337)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 7:11 PM
Author: dead bateful theater stage stain

I m not even an lawyer and I get this,

All the tard paralegal did was do a search for UCC and came back with 3 results. Only two of the UCCs were supposed to be released, 1 of the 3 was the interest in the 1.5bn facility that wAsnt supposed to be released. Nobody checked anything and voila 1.5 bn security interest was released among the other two.

Hilarity ensues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28458389)