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Associate who made 1.5 billion dollar mistake is black

http://www.watertonassociates.com/investor-relations-legal ...
ivory sweet tailpipe
  07/31/15
he looks pretty handsome. prolly has a 180 sex life
magenta odious stage pozpig
  08/01/15
ryan brown
slap-happy judgmental nibblets
  08/01/15
To be fair, he achieved an excellent result for his client (...
Multi-colored Honey-headed Police Squad Masturbator
  07/31/15
cr. the true retard is the associate at Simpson Thatcher who...
Glassy base
  08/01/15
Gay black..."He is a member of the Illinois Bar, the Le...
sooty cracking friendly grandma coffee pot
  07/31/15
Not that there's anything wrong with either.
sooty cracking friendly grandma coffee pot
  07/31/15
Lol
ultramarine boyish corner
  08/01/15
diversity is finished here
Big-titted dingle berry
  08/01/15
Oh what a rising star!
Confused Community Account
  08/01/15
how much do you think he makmes at that place?
Mind-boggling hideous property giraffe
  07/31/15
I know an exceptional Black admitted to UCHI w/$$ with a 158...
Bisexual aromatic theater stage
  07/31/15
"Exceptional"?
ultramarine boyish corner
  08/01/15
Summa cum Laude, Phi Beta Kappa, class president, local and ...
Bisexual aromatic theater stage
  08/01/15
Good for him. Should have studied for lsat tho
ultramarine boyish corner
  08/01/15
Or just taken adderall and scored a 175+.
Crusty business firm rigpig
  08/01/15
It's pretty much a +10 boost so that's like a 168
Stimulating Indirect Expression Market
  08/01/15
15-18
Adulterous lavender nursing home reading party
  08/01/15
...
ultramarine boyish corner
  08/01/15
Then, at minimum, I scored over 180 with scaling. 100% black...
bateful maroon half-breed
  08/01/15
not sure if I follow you hoss
Adulterous lavender nursing home reading party
  08/01/15
with your proposed +15-18 point AA bonus, my LSAT score was ...
bateful maroon half-breed
  08/01/15
Okay. I am sorry to hear about your mental illness but welco...
Adulterous lavender nursing home reading party
  08/01/15
I've been here since 2008. Abbot Saxtus.
bateful maroon half-breed
  08/01/15
What was your ugpa How is china
ultramarine boyish corner
  08/01/15
i came back and just took the bar exam
bateful maroon half-breed
  08/01/15
Wtf
ultramarine boyish corner
  08/01/15
yeah, my last days in taiwan were pretty bad. i would just d...
bateful maroon half-breed
  08/01/15
How in the hell did he get an inhouse job after what happene...
Stimulating Indirect Expression Market
  08/01/15
The in house job had a diversity quota to fill
ultramarine boyish corner
  08/01/15
It seems way too small of a place to care about diversity
Stimulating Indirect Expression Market
  08/01/15
he a good keed
Adulterous lavender nursing home reading party
  08/01/15
dindu nuffin
translucent point
  08/01/15
...
Big-titted dingle berry
  08/01/15
He didn't tell them what happened?
demanding godawful really tough guy rehab
  08/01/15
Link 2 his billion dollar mistake?
Vibrant rusted potus
  08/01/15
http://www.nysb.uscourts.gov/sites/default/files/opinions/23...
Floppy Effete Party Of The First Part Office
  08/01/15
"[sic.; seemingly should be z]"
translucent point
  08/01/15
I thought he was at STB. Anyway, 180 to him for representin...
laughsome kink-friendly laser beams
  08/01/15
wait what am i missing here
ultramarine boyish corner
  08/01/15
Mayer Brown suffered no harm neither did his client. It is ...
laughsome kink-friendly laser beams
  08/01/15
The three UCC-1 filing numbers listed on the Synthetic Lease...
Floppy Effete Party Of The First Part Office
  08/01/15
Perlowski. Handsome.
Floppy Effete Party Of The First Part Office
  08/01/15
Lol'd at the gravity of this paragraph. Perlowski fucked up...
Adulterous lavender nursing home reading party
  08/01/15
Just do release UCCs as a debtor. 180!!!!!!
laughsome kink-friendly laser beams
  08/01/15
Lmao
Adulterous lavender nursing home reading party
  08/01/15
I do this shit all the time (well not this shit but similar)...
laughsome kink-friendly laser beams
  08/01/15
the MB partner, Gordon whatever, is ultiamtely responsible b...
Floppy Effete Party Of The First Part Office
  08/01/15
CR
laughsome kink-friendly laser beams
  08/01/15
Lol at shifty lawyers taking MB's gaffe as the new MARKET fo...
Adulterous lavender nursing home reading party
  08/01/15
This is how I roll. I had counsel for the other side at a s...
laughsome kink-friendly laser beams
  08/01/15
Yeah I cop that too but something is obviously different abo...
Adulterous lavender nursing home reading party
  08/01/15
that's incompetence
Self-absorbed talented rigor
  08/01/15
Judge could not hear me.
laughsome kink-friendly laser beams
  08/01/15
...
ultramarine boyish corner
  08/01/15
UCC filings perfect and provide notice, right? Terminating ...
self-centered indian lodge
  08/01/15
I don't know the facts here, but a bankruptcy trustee can av...
Arousing Juggernaut
  08/01/15
A security is worthless if it's not perfected when there's a...
Stimulating Indirect Expression Market
  08/01/15
wait, so $1.5bn went up in smoke because the serial numbers ...
smoky cuckold legend
  08/01/15
titcq. it's absolutely astonishing how little software has m...
bipolar locus
  08/01/15
He didn't make a mistake. He saved his fuckinng client milli...
Floppy Effete Party Of The First Part Office
  08/01/15
Green the hero
laughsome kink-friendly laser beams
  08/01/15
This bro. Dooder may have been lazy and not reviewed the par...
Chrome azn
  08/01/15
jeez, that is sketchy.
violet senate
  08/01/15
I see this a lot too. I'll admit to doing it occasionally wi...
Stimulating Indirect Expression Market
  08/01/15
Who is this Mardi Merjian? http://www.stblaw.com/our-team...
translucent point
  08/01/15
Counsel
Rambunctious son of senegal
  08/01/15
Ljl at this subhuman Persian diversity hire. Luis explain
ultramarine boyish corner
  08/01/15
Wtf why is everyone talking about how MB represented their c...
aggressive dopamine sex offender
  08/01/15
Why presume he was AA'd into UChicago Law? His resume states...
Crusty business firm rigpig
  08/01/15
Nice flame
Confused Community Account
  08/01/15
Not flame. He likely had a 3.8+ gpa from a decent college an...
Crusty business firm rigpig
  08/01/15
the pernicious reality of AA is that a gay black man will al...
Razzle-dazzle main people
  08/01/15
Right, but once one sees that he graduated from a top 25 ugr...
Crusty business firm rigpig
  08/01/15
Keep flaming bro. You're doing great
Confused Community Account
  08/01/15
What's flame about it? Give credit when credit is do. Stop b...
Crusty business firm rigpig
  08/01/15
Just hope the next nigger that fucks your ass doesn't have g...
Confused Community Account
  08/01/15
Look, just admit you're a racist pile of dog shit and move o...
Crusty business firm rigpig
  08/01/15
Gas yourself, faggot
Confused Community Account
  08/01/15
Only if you and your entire pile of shit family step in the ...
Crusty business firm rigpig
  08/01/15
(Gaids-ridden nigger about to die anyway)
Confused Community Account
  08/01/15
Just as I thought, looks like you've proven my assertion rig...
Crusty business firm rigpig
  08/01/15
When did I deny that I believe fags are disgusting and black...
Confused Community Account
  08/01/15
Of course you disagree, you're a bigot.
Crusty business firm rigpig
  08/01/15
Kill yourself. Seriously.
Confused Community Account
  08/01/15
can you imagine on his firm bio *Represented GM in releas...
Hilarious School Cafeteria
  08/01/15
"Pwned the FUCK out of big city vault 10 attorneys.&quo...
provocative talking box office
  08/01/15
so what? absolutely any one of us could have made the exact ...
bipolar locus
  08/01/15
Yep
Spectacular telephone church
  08/01/15
titcr I'm waiting for my UCC errors to come back to haun...
Arousing Juggernaut
  08/01/15
Dude, he didn't make a mistake, only the STB lawyers did.
violet senate
  08/01/15
To be fair, I do this type of work, and if I were in his sho...
violet senate
  08/01/15
ELI5 plz
bearded whorehouse feces
  08/01/15
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2951033&mc=47&am...
bipolar locus
  08/01/15
Shame shame shame that all those black bankers and law assoc...
Spruce brunch
  08/01/15
nah it was the black mortgage borrowers
180 ebony karate
  08/01/15
can someone explain in plain english what the mistake was? t...
magenta odious stage pozpig
  08/01/15
cq. litigationmo here. i have no idea wtf happened.
Ocher thirsty stock car
  08/01/15
if it's the case that he saved his client $150MM by putting ...
magenta odious stage pozpig
  08/01/15
1500 MM and it was the clients other creditors made out like...
Multi-colored Honey-headed Police Squad Masturbator
  08/01/15
Imagine the GM bankruptcy as being a first-come, first-serve...
Chrome azn
  08/01/15
all because of one wrong number?
magenta odious stage pozpig
  08/01/15
ONE. WRONG. NUMBER.
Multi-colored Honey-headed Police Squad Masturbator
  08/01/15
...
magenta odious stage pozpig
  08/01/15
180
slap-happy judgmental nibblets
  08/01/15
Not a UCC expert. But, pretty much yea (I think). The perfec...
Chrome azn
  08/01/15
holy shit lol
magenta odious stage pozpig
  08/01/15
can someone explain this a bit more in plain english
Ocher thirsty stock car
  08/01/15
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2951158&mc=6&...
bipolar locus
  08/01/15
180 explanation (for dumbfucks like me). Ty, ty. You are a g...
slap-happy judgmental nibblets
  08/01/15
I m not even an lawyer and I get this, All the tard paral...
Hilarious School Cafeteria
  08/01/15


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Date: July 31st, 2015 10:09 PM
Author: ivory sweet tailpipe

http://www.watertonassociates.com/investor-relations-legal

ryan green

Lol at affirmative action having a positive effect on biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28453494)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: magenta odious stage pozpig

he looks pretty handsome. prolly has a 180 sex life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456878)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: slap-happy judgmental nibblets

ryan brown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28459298)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored Honey-headed Police Squad Masturbator

To be fair, he achieved an excellent result for his client (or at least his client's other creditors).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28453505)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: Glassy base

cr. the true retard is the associate at Simpson Thatcher who didn't catch this mistake. what race was he/she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457960)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: sooty cracking friendly grandma coffee pot

Gay black..."He is a member of the Illinois Bar, the Lesbian and Gay Bar Association of Chicago"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28453507)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: sooty cracking friendly grandma coffee pot

Not that there's anything wrong with either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28453511)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: ultramarine boyish corner

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454414)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 7:26 AM
Author: Big-titted dingle berry

diversity is finished here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455422)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 9:13 AM
Author: Confused Community Account

Oh what a rising star!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455527)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hideous property giraffe

how much do you think he makmes at that place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28453518)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Bisexual aromatic theater stage

I know an exceptional Black admitted to UCHI w/$$ with a 158. Imagine what the run-of-the-mill types got.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28453535)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:24 AM
Author: ultramarine boyish corner

"Exceptional"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454418)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Bisexual aromatic theater stage

Summa cum Laude, Phi Beta Kappa, class president, local and national awards, compelling tear-jerking personal narrative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454586)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: ultramarine boyish corner

Good for him. Should have studied for lsat tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456703)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Crusty business firm rigpig

Or just taken adderall and scored a 175+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456741)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:24 AM
Author: Stimulating Indirect Expression Market

It's pretty much a +10 boost so that's like a 168

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454424)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:29 AM
Author: Adulterous lavender nursing home reading party

15-18

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454467)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: ultramarine boyish corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454488)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 7:36 AM
Author: bateful maroon half-breed

Then, at minimum, I scored over 180 with scaling. 100% black. I would've gotten into Harvard if it weren't for my mental instability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455430)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Adulterous lavender nursing home reading party

not sure if I follow you hoss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455735)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: bateful maroon half-breed

with your proposed +15-18 point AA bonus, my LSAT score was higher than 180. probably one of the highest LSAT scores by any fully black person. yet i was rejected from the entire t14 due to mental illness which fucked up my ugrad record including GPA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455830)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: Adulterous lavender nursing home reading party

Okay. I am sorry to hear about your mental illness but welcome to Autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455851)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: bateful maroon half-breed

I've been here since 2008. Abbot Saxtus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456275)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: ultramarine boyish corner

What was your ugpa

How is china

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456707)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: bateful maroon half-breed

i came back and just took the bar exam



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456713)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: ultramarine boyish corner

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456720)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: bateful maroon half-breed

yeah, my last days in taiwan were pretty bad. i would just drink half a liter of whiskey every single night. i moved back home and stopped drinking. studied for the bar. started my own LLC last month. business is going OK. made like $400 bucks yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456739)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:20 AM
Author: Stimulating Indirect Expression Market

How in the hell did he get an inhouse job after what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454393)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:24 AM
Author: ultramarine boyish corner

The in house job had a diversity quota to fill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454422)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:25 AM
Author: Stimulating Indirect Expression Market

It seems way too small of a place to care about diversity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454426)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Adulterous lavender nursing home reading party

he a good keed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454470)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: translucent point

dindu nuffin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454568)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Big-titted dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455913)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: demanding godawful really tough guy rehab

He didn't tell them what happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454477)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:26 AM
Author: Vibrant rusted potus

Link 2 his billion dollar mistake?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454437)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Floppy Effete Party Of The First Part Office

http://www.nysb.uscourts.gov/sites/default/files/opinions/233503_71_opinion.pdf

search "green"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454474)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: translucent point

"[sic.; seemingly should be z]"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454587)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: laughsome kink-friendly laser beams

I thought he was at STB. Anyway, 180 to him for representing his client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454450)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: ultramarine boyish corner

wait what am i missing here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454489)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: laughsome kink-friendly laser beams

Mayer Brown suffered no harm neither did his client. It is the idiots at STB who are on the hook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454507)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Floppy Effete Party Of The First Part Office

The three UCC-1 filing numbers listed on the Synthetic Lease Closing Checklist were

derived from a UCC search Green had requested that a Mayer Brown paralegal, Michael

Perlowski, perform. Working from a prior search for UCC-1 financing statements recorded

against GM (and without knowledge of the underlying transactions that had involved those

filings, or, for that matter, the purpose of his undertaking),

26 Perlowski identified several UCC-1

financing statements in response to Green’s request. Perlowski was not aware of the specific

transaction on which Green was working.27 Two of the UCC-1 financing statements Green

listed on the Synthetic Lease Closing Checklist had been filed in connection with the Synthetic

Lease. But the third UCC-1 financing statement he listed, with filing number 6416808 4, did not

relate to the Synthetic Lease transaction. Instead, this third UCC-1 financing statement, bearing

file number 6416808 4, was the Main Term Loan UCC-1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454455)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:29 AM
Author: Floppy Effete Party Of The First Part Office

Perlowski. Handsome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454459)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Adulterous lavender nursing home reading party

Lol'd at the gravity of this paragraph.

Perlowski fucked up as a paralegal does..

Green fucked up by failing to instruct, supervise and review.

Everyone else REALLY fucked up from there on out.

Only question is whether the remedial line of review adopted by banks to combat the RYAN GREEN MENACE will be in-house or outside counsel. If outside counsel, THANKS RYAN, GREAT JOB xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454499)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: laughsome kink-friendly laser beams

Just do release UCCs as a debtor. 180!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454515)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Adulterous lavender nursing home reading party

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454523)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: laughsome kink-friendly laser beams

I do this shit all the time (well not this shit but similar). Fuck them if they can't read the doc. I like this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454544)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Floppy Effete Party Of The First Part Office

the MB partner, Gordon whatever, is ultiamtely responsible but its not MB's problem, they HELPED their client... its fucking STB for not checking shit, jfc if ur paying 600 plus an hour u expect that



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454518)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: laughsome kink-friendly laser beams

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454548)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Adulterous lavender nursing home reading party

Lol at shifty lawyers taking MB's gaffe as the new MARKET for debtor counsel work. Just slip a fraud UCC-3 into every package with pre-written "Nice job on the docs." Reply email.

"Oh I'm sorry, accurate lien release schedules are not market in distressed automotive synthetic lease closing sets - do we need to get our clients on the phone?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454549)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: laughsome kink-friendly laser beams

This is how I roll. I had counsel for the other side at a settlement hearing say he would have not have signed had he known what the agreement said. I chuckled audibly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454577)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Adulterous lavender nursing home reading party

Yeah I cop that too but something is obviously different about a few morse codes getting shuffled in a stack of 30,000 pages of paper vs. putting a subtle substantive concept right under another attorney's nose and him simply failing to spot the issue. In one case you hid the ball, in the other case you threw a strike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454617)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: Self-absorbed talented rigor

that's incompetence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455066)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: laughsome kink-friendly laser beams

Judge could not hear me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455942)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: ultramarine boyish corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456718)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 7:59 AM
Author: self-centered indian lodge

UCC filings perfect and provide notice, right? Terminating the UCC filing shouldn't terminate the underlying security interest on its own, right? They should still be secured at some level, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455443)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:01 AM
Author: Arousing Juggernaut

I don't know the facts here, but a bankruptcy trustee can avoid the security interest of any unperfected creditor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455844)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: Stimulating Indirect Expression Market

A security is worthless if it's not perfected when there's a billion other senior creditors that will exhaust the pie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457013)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: smoky cuckold legend

wait, so $1.5bn went up in smoke because the serial numbers on two different documents didn't match? and making sure they did match was the responsibility of at least three different people (the paralegal, the associate, and presumably the partner on the case)?

how has this profession not been software-engineered out of existence yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455768)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:51 AM
Author: bipolar locus

titcq. it's absolutely astonishing how little software has made its way into transactional law. other than the obvious reason of entrenched interests not wanting it, the only explanation i can think of is that there just aren't enough people with sufficient knowledge in both areas to do anything about it. it's difficult to disrupt since the very people you would need to use the software, biglaw firms, are the ones benefiting the most from the inefficiency of how things are done now.

you see it a tiny bit with http://www.clerky.com but nothing else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455790)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: Floppy Effete Party Of The First Part Office

He didn't make a mistake. He saved his fuckinng client millions. Its STB's fucking duty to review them. Green is a HERRRO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454480)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: laughsome kink-friendly laser beams

Green the hero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454578)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Chrome azn

This bro. Dooder may have been lazy and not reviewed the paralegal's work, but it was STB's job to make sure the filing was correct.

Since working in-house, I've seen some of the dirty shit other in-house attorneys do. They will track change most of their items, but "must of disabled the track changes function" for some of the edits. We are constantly doing comparisons to confirm that their redline contains all of their edits (or the edits since we've last touched the document).

Edit: I know they prbly couldn't have done track changes for these filings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456379)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: violet senate

jeez, that is sketchy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456389)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Stimulating Indirect Expression Market

I see this a lot too. I'll admit to doing it occasionally with stylistic shit to avoid the appearance of red everywhere. I'll just accept formatting changes sometimes. But yeah I've seen people do it with substantive shit and that's just fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457035)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: translucent point

Who is this Mardi Merjian?

http://www.stblaw.com/our-team/news/mardi-r-merjian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28454734)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 9:10 AM
Author: Rambunctious son of senegal

Counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455517)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: ultramarine boyish corner

Ljl at this subhuman Persian diversity hire. Luis explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456725)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 5:45 AM
Author: aggressive dopamine sex offender

Wtf why is everyone talking about how MB represented their client so well? They didn't save GM any money. Didn't they only just help out the unsecured creditors (bondholders, I assume)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455353)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 7:47 AM
Author: Crusty business firm rigpig

Why presume he was AA'd into UChicago Law? His resume states that he graduated college with highest honors in econ (probably 3.8+ GPA) from Emory. He may have made a mistake, but he's no idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455435)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 9:13 AM
Author: Confused Community Account

Nice flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455526)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Crusty business firm rigpig

Not flame. He likely had a 3.8+ gpa from a decent college and probably a 164+ lsat. Lsat may have been a bit on the lower end, but probably nothing way off from the 25th-50th percentile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455604)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle main people

the pernicious reality of AA is that a gay black man will always be assumed to have AA'ed his way into everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455660)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Crusty business firm rigpig

Right, but once one sees that he graduated from a top 25 ugrad with a 3.8+ in econ, those thoughts should go out the window as he's obviously not a dumb guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455704)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Confused Community Account

Keep flaming bro. You're doing great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455708)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Crusty business firm rigpig

What's flame about it? Give credit when credit is do. Stop being a racist ape for a change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455727)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Confused Community Account

Just hope the next nigger that fucks your ass doesn't have grids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455737)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Crusty business firm rigpig

Look, just admit you're a racist pile of dog shit and move on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455746)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Confused Community Account

Gas yourself, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455750)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Crusty business firm rigpig

Only if you and your entire pile of shit family step in the chamber first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455757)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:47 AM
Author: Confused Community Account

(Gaids-ridden nigger about to die anyway)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455773)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: Crusty business firm rigpig

Just as I thought, looks like you've proven my assertion right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455785)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Confused Community Account

When did I deny that I believe fags are disgusting and blacks are intellectually inferior? Or that I disagree with both groups being allowed to benefit from aa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455803)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: Crusty business firm rigpig

Of course you disagree, you're a bigot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455904)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Confused Community Account

Kill yourself. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455915)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: Hilarious School Cafeteria

can you imagine on his firm bio

*Represented GM in releasing $1.5bn security interest in secured debt, saving GM XXX millions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455784)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: provocative talking box office

"Pwned the FUCK out of big city vault 10 attorneys."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455809)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: bipolar locus

so what? absolutely any one of us could have made the exact same mistake, and in fact the lawyers at STB did. it's more than likely that all of us have made similar errors before, and they may have even made it into the final docs as they did here - they just haven't been discovered (yet).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455807)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: Spectacular telephone church

Yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455848)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: Arousing Juggernaut

titcr

I'm waiting for my UCC errors to come back to haunt me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455849)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: violet senate

Dude, he didn't make a mistake, only the STB lawyers did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455938)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: violet senate

To be fair, I do this type of work, and if I were in his shoes representing GM, I would have done the same exact thing. If my paralegal makes a mistake, JP Morgan needs to catch it, and if they don't, no big deal for my client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455928)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: bearded whorehouse feces

ELI5 plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28455932)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: bipolar locus

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2951033&mc=47&forum_id=2#28454804

+

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2951033&mc=47&forum_id=2#28455671

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456011)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:04 PM
Author: Spruce brunch

Shame shame shame that all those black bankers and law associated caused the great 2008 recession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456407)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: 180 ebony karate

nah it was the black mortgage borrowers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457011)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: magenta odious stage pozpig

can someone explain in plain english what the mistake was? the doc was supposed to have one UCC # but instead it had a different one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456873)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Ocher thirsty stock car

cq. litigationmo here. i have no idea wtf happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456892)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: magenta odious stage pozpig

if it's the case that he saved his client $150MM by putting in a wrong serial number that the other side didnt catch, why dont people do that all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456901)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored Honey-headed Police Squad Masturbator

1500 MM and it was the clients other creditors made out like bandits. People don't usually do it because ethics and competent counsel with check this kind of thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457060)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Chrome azn

Imagine the GM bankruptcy as being a first-come, first-serve for creditors. There is a preferred service line (those that have a security interest) and a normal service line. Because of the filing, the creditors lost their place in the preferred service line, and are now in the normal service line.

Problem is that there are many more people in both service lines than there are assets. So, a group will get screwed. It will be those in the normal service line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28456992)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: magenta odious stage pozpig

all because of one wrong number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457004)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored Honey-headed Police Squad Masturbator

ONE. WRONG. NUMBER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457047)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: magenta odious stage pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457065)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 9:30 PM
Author: slap-happy judgmental nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28459339)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Chrome azn

Not a UCC expert. But, pretty much yea (I think). The perfection was lost. Without it, the trustee can do ><>< NO BREAKFAST ><><>

They went from cadillac el dorado to a set a steak knives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457054)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: magenta odious stage pozpig

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457063)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: Ocher thirsty stock car

can someone explain this a bit more in plain english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457071)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: bipolar locus

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2951158&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28457074)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: slap-happy judgmental nibblets

180 explanation (for dumbfucks like me). Ty, ty. You are a good dooder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28459337)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 7:11 PM
Author: Hilarious School Cafeteria

I m not even an lawyer and I get this,

All the tard paralegal did was do a search for UCC and came back with 3 results. Only two of the UCCs were supposed to be released, 1 of the 3 was the interest in the 1.5bn facility that wAsnt supposed to be released. Nobody checked anything and voila 1.5 bn security interest was released among the other two.

Hilarity ensues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2950896&forum_id=2#28458389)