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Need help for brief - what's a catchy way to say plaintiffs complaint reads like
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: hyperventilating shitlib What's a way to say plaintiffs complaint reads like a nutty conspiracy theory or a bad acid trip? Kinda like "plaintiffs complaint reads like it was copied and pasted from zero hedge or the huffington post" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476396) |
Date: August 4th, 2015 1:47 PM Author: harsh amber corner "Plaintiff's shit's all fucked" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476403) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:53 PM Author: Maniacal mad cow disease cuck "He talks like a Fag too" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476428) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:52 PM Author: cruel-hearted address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477255) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:00 PM Author: harsh amber corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483696) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:00 PM Author: beady-eyed lake hall skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483698) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:50 PM Author: hyperventilating shitlib What about "plaintiffs complaint reads like a copy and paste of zero hedges greatest hits". Or but "that's not a headline from theonion" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476417) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:53 PM Author: gaped learning disabled stead In their complaint, Plaintiffs comes across as the ravings of conspiracy theorists, who weave tales out of nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476426) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:53 PM Author: gaped learning disabled stead Plaintiffs' complaint is a conspiracy theory, and, like most conspiracy theories, it is based on speculation and conjecture, not facts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476427) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:58 PM Author: hyperventilating shitlib I like these. I'd like to weave in some reference to some Well known nut. This dude just weaves in "credit default swap" and "securitization" as if those things are actionable. Like "and Goldman Sachs did credit default swaps and securitization! Now back to what this complaint is really about." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476446) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 2:08 PM Author: gaped learning disabled stead It requires lunacy on the scale of King George to believe that ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476501) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:56 PM Author: Thirsty range trump supporter It fails to state a plausible claim for relief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476438) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:56 PM Author: sticky green crackhouse incel Plaintiff's allegations read like a dime store novel, a hodgepodge of conspiracy theories and unsupportable falsehoods. Rule 8 demands more. (Cite that Twombly line about little green men) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476440) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:59 PM Author: hyperventilating shitlib It's good. Not going to lie, I wanted harsher lines. But these are better than what I could come up with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476458) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 2:59 PM Author: smoky shrine One almost expects to see a Deepak Chopra quote about "quantum correlates." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476840) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:54 PM Author: cruel-hearted address classy. I like the "dime store novel" part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477265) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: charismatic abode wagecucks lol @ a 28 year old using the phrase "dime store novel" though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477757) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:05 PM Author: smoky shrine whats a dime store? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483729) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Primrose Bearded Stage Boltzmann your professor likely won't be happy with this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476456) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 2:02 PM Author: beady-eyed lake hall skinny woman In all honesty, plaintiff needs counseling or mental help.
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:07 PM Author: drab boiling water lold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476881) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:07 PM Author: Bespoke diverse stag film LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477394) |
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Date: August 6th, 2015 3:04 AM Author: cerebral area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28489470) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 2:12 PM Author: stirring violent twinkling uncleanness business firm I'm glad I'm paying you 300/hr to represent me so vigorously (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476522) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:05 PM Author: drab boiling water Plaintiff's complaint is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury and signifying nothing. (Macbeth)
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:54 PM Author: beady-eyed lake hall skinny woman lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477269) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:56 PM Author: cruel-hearted address 180, Brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477297) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:02 PM Author: buff box office depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477349) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 6:21 PM Author: Thirsty range trump supporter "Defendmo acknowledges the Shakespearean tragedy that has befallen Plaintiffmo, but unlike the Merchant of Venice seeks only just compensation." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478213) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:06 PM Author: Cream flatulent filthpig immigrant I always use something like: Plaintiff's rambling and inarticulate Complaint ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476878) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:06 PM Author: excitant cocky ticket booth At no point in Plaintiff's rambling, incoherent complaint is there anything even close to what could be considered a claim for which relief could be granted. Everyone in this litigation is now dumber for having read it. The Court should award Plaintiff no relief, and may God have mercy on their soul. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477381) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:10 PM Author: passionate library brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477414) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 6:00 PM Author: bright titillating market newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478063) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 6:19 PM Author: Supple frisky place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478193) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 3:43 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Hateful State Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28484860) |
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Date: August 6th, 2015 3:04 AM Author: cerebral area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28489471) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:59 PM Author: Wonderful ultramarine lay idiot do not do this HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477315) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:57 PM Author: hyperventilating shitlib Too late bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477719) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:01 PM Author: Exciting Magenta Dilemma Son Of Senegal Plaintiff appears to literally have an IQ of 105 and... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477334) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:07 PM Author: excitant cocky ticket booth find a way to use the word "sophistry" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477389) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: iridescent selfie Judges HATE this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477755) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:06 PM Author: hyperventilating shitlib Boomer mid law bosses love it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477778) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:04 PM Author: charismatic abode wagecucks a long walk down a very short pier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477765) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:07 PM Author: electric plaza Move to dismiss for plantiff's failure to state his IQ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477783) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 3:44 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Hateful State Foreskin "This court should not engage him" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28484867) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:08 PM Author: Galvanic domesticated macaca station Plaintiff's complaint reminds me of what my dear old Grandma, God bless her, called a "Chinese cheesepuff" -- sounds good when you first hear it, but then you bite into it and there's nothing there ... and you KNOW you'll just end up rootin' around the fridge in a half hour looking for something to snack on. As is often the case, Grandma was right. Once plaintiff's complaint collapses after the first bite, we are left to scrounge around in the cupboards of scholarship hoping to find anything of substance to fill its place. The Court is respectfully urged to take another page out of my Grandma's book, smile politely at Plaintiff, say "bless his heart!" and box him on the ears the next time he tries to spoil the Court's dinner with such bland junk food. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477790) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:09 PM Author: charismatic abode wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477797) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 3:45 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Hateful State Foreskin (Southern lawyer, patting beads of sweat off his forward with a handkerchief) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28484875) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:23 PM Author: Infuriating Internal Respiration plaintiff's complaint is just like baltimore -- thousands of black characters telling a story that makes no sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477889) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:58 PM Author: Fragrant Piazza Party Of The First Part write the most boilerplate deadpan MTD possible, but for "plaintiffs' complaint" substitute "plaintiffs' lengthy screed" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478055) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 6:14 PM Author: Indecent histrionic kitchen round eye "Plaintiff's brief appears to have been crowd-sourced from AutoAdmit, a well known bastion of mental illness, substance abuse, and buggery of the most vile sort." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478162) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 12:49 PM Author: hyperventilating shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483638) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 3:45 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Hateful State Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28484876) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:23 PM Author: pale racy gas station windowlicker Complaint sounds like something a semi-literate nigger would scrape with a severed chicken foot on a dusty African clay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483823) |