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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: floppy hall factory reset button What's a way to say plaintiffs complaint reads like a nutty conspiracy theory or a bad acid trip? Kinda like "plaintiffs complaint reads like it was copied and pasted from zero hedge or the huffington post" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476396) |
Date: August 4th, 2015 1:47 PM Author: French Sanctuary "Plaintiff's shit's all fucked" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476403) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:53 PM Author: nofapping exciting digit ratio "He talks like a Fag too" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476428) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:52 PM Author: Razzle Citrine Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477255) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:00 PM Author: French Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483696) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:00 PM Author: Rough-skinned swashbuckling affirmative action reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483698) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:50 PM Author: floppy hall factory reset button What about "plaintiffs complaint reads like a copy and paste of zero hedges greatest hits". Or but "that's not a headline from theonion" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476417) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:53 PM Author: khaki senate In their complaint, Plaintiffs comes across as the ravings of conspiracy theorists, who weave tales out of nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476426) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:53 PM Author: khaki senate Plaintiffs' complaint is a conspiracy theory, and, like most conspiracy theories, it is based on speculation and conjecture, not facts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476427) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:58 PM Author: floppy hall factory reset button I like these. I'd like to weave in some reference to some Well known nut. This dude just weaves in "credit default swap" and "securitization" as if those things are actionable. Like "and Goldman Sachs did credit default swaps and securitization! Now back to what this complaint is really about." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476446) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 2:08 PM Author: khaki senate It requires lunacy on the scale of King George to believe that ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476501) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:56 PM Author: Lime Site Pervert It fails to state a plausible claim for relief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476438) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:56 PM Author: fishy den mad cow disease Plaintiff's allegations read like a dime store novel, a hodgepodge of conspiracy theories and unsupportable falsehoods. Rule 8 demands more. (Cite that Twombly line about little green men) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476440) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:59 PM Author: floppy hall factory reset button It's good. Not going to lie, I wanted harsher lines. But these are better than what I could come up with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476458) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 2:59 PM Author: Razzmatazz sienna depressive stead One almost expects to see a Deepak Chopra quote about "quantum correlates." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476840) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:54 PM Author: Razzle Citrine Faggotry classy. I like the "dime store novel" part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477265) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: Vivacious sepia legal warrant pit lol @ a 28 year old using the phrase "dime store novel" though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477757) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:05 PM Author: Razzmatazz sienna depressive stead whats a dime store? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483729) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:59 PM Author: titillating roast beef your professor likely won't be happy with this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476456) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 2:02 PM Author: Rough-skinned swashbuckling affirmative action reading party In all honesty, plaintiff needs counseling or mental help.
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:07 PM Author: appetizing foreskin lold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476881) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:07 PM Author: glittery sex offender LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477394) |
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Date: August 6th, 2015 3:04 AM Author: Beady-eyed potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28489470) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 2:12 PM Author: mildly autistic church people who are hurt I'm glad I'm paying you 300/hr to represent me so vigorously (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476522) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:05 PM Author: appetizing foreskin Plaintiff's complaint is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury and signifying nothing. (Macbeth)
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:54 PM Author: Rough-skinned swashbuckling affirmative action reading party lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477269) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:56 PM Author: Razzle Citrine Faggotry 180, Brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477297) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:02 PM Author: Gold free-loading stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477349) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 6:21 PM Author: Lime Site Pervert "Defendmo acknowledges the Shakespearean tragedy that has befallen Plaintiffmo, but unlike the Merchant of Venice seeks only just compensation." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478213) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:06 PM Author: brindle gas station I always use something like: Plaintiff's rambling and inarticulate Complaint ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476878) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:06 PM Author: Bipolar bbw At no point in Plaintiff's rambling, incoherent complaint is there anything even close to what could be considered a claim for which relief could be granted. Everyone in this litigation is now dumber for having read it. The Court should award Plaintiff no relief, and may God have mercy on their soul. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477381) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:10 PM Author: cyan chest-beating theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477414) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 6:00 PM Author: Racy Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478063) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 6:19 PM Author: Diverse university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478193) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 3:43 PM Author: dashing indigo ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28484860) |
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Date: August 6th, 2015 3:04 AM Author: Beady-eyed potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28489471) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:59 PM Author: aromatic offensive school messiness do not do this HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477315) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:57 PM Author: floppy hall factory reset button Too late bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477719) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:01 PM Author: Curious arrogant step-uncle's house Plaintiff appears to literally have an IQ of 105 and... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477334) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:07 PM Author: Bipolar bbw find a way to use the word "sophistry" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477389) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: Cerise supple corner Judges HATE this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477755) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:06 PM Author: floppy hall factory reset button Boomer mid law bosses love it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477778) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:04 PM Author: Vivacious sepia legal warrant pit a long walk down a very short pier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477765) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:07 PM Author: Peach dilemma windowlicker Move to dismiss for plantiff's failure to state his IQ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477783) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 3:44 PM Author: dashing indigo ticket booth "This court should not engage him" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28484867) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:08 PM Author: naked hairy legs rigpig Plaintiff's complaint reminds me of what my dear old Grandma, God bless her, called a "Chinese cheesepuff" -- sounds good when you first hear it, but then you bite into it and there's nothing there ... and you KNOW you'll just end up rootin' around the fridge in a half hour looking for something to snack on. As is often the case, Grandma was right. Once plaintiff's complaint collapses after the first bite, we are left to scrounge around in the cupboards of scholarship hoping to find anything of substance to fill its place. The Court is respectfully urged to take another page out of my Grandma's book, smile politely at Plaintiff, say "bless his heart!" and box him on the ears the next time he tries to spoil the Court's dinner with such bland junk food. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477790) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:09 PM Author: Vivacious sepia legal warrant pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477797) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 3:45 PM Author: dashing indigo ticket booth (Southern lawyer, patting beads of sweat off his forward with a handkerchief) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28484875) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:23 PM Author: bronze piazza filthpig plaintiff's complaint is just like baltimore -- thousands of black characters telling a story that makes no sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477889) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:58 PM Author: Startled address write the most boilerplate deadpan MTD possible, but for "plaintiffs' complaint" substitute "plaintiffs' lengthy screed" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478055) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 6:14 PM Author: Sooty histrionic hospital "Plaintiff's brief appears to have been crowd-sourced from AutoAdmit, a well known bastion of mental illness, substance abuse, and buggery of the most vile sort." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478162) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 12:49 PM Author: floppy hall factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483638) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 3:45 PM Author: dashing indigo ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28484876) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:23 PM Author: Crawly Tantric Plaza Masturbator Complaint sounds like something a semi-literate nigger would scrape with a severed chicken foot on a dusty African clay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483823) |