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Cute girl I know is trying to MLM scam me (How to proceed)
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Date: August 26th, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Mint startling international law enforcement agency I know her through a mutual friend, she messaged me on Facebook about possibly coming on board her team selling some beauty products (that I can do on my own time!) Something called Nerium International or some shit. Shes a legit cutie. I have a steady jerb making almost $90k (non legal). How can I proceed with this chick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28630185) |
Date: August 26th, 2015 3:33 PM Author: thirsty canary sound barrier partner well, she's thinks you're gay as of right now, so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28630258) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 9:47 AM Author: Mint startling international law enforcement agency Naw brah I'd be selling their age defying cream to boomers for easy $$$ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635652) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 6:29 PM Author: galvanic goyim tanning salon That Nerium thing is spreading like wildfire. I was invited by one of my cousins.
It's not a beauty product, more like an anti-aging product for the face, body and now they even have this stuff for the brain purportedly created by a Princeton researcher.
Never used the shit, but it doesn't seem like a bad business, especially for ppl who are over 30 and already wrinkly, they will do anything to look young and this shit supposedly does it.
In any event, I would go to a meeting and see how it goes, especially if you like the chick.
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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:06 AM Author: stimulating legal warrant kitchen JFC. If this shit worked, they wouldn't have to push it this way. The shit would fucking sell itself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635753) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:32 AM Author: Hairraiser Hyperactive Institution Puppy Don't start selling your MLM bs on this board. Shoo! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635879) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:41 AM Author: Seedy bearded telephone national Your "I was skeptical too but it totally works and now I make six figures owning my own business" schtick needs work if you wanna make it in the MLM world (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635939) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 9:48 AM Author: Hateful pink area lol at millennials now getting swept up in MLM. why cant they just get a job like a normal generation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635662) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 9:50 AM Author: Mint startling international law enforcement agency This girl studied at FIDM which is like a for profit fashion school in LA. Shes legit cute, and from what I can tell single. I'm guessing her social circle is also filled with legit dumbs, will she be impressed by my 1400sqft condo and my paid off mid size car brehs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635675) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 9:52 AM Author: Hateful pink area if she went to fidm, 90% chance she's an 8+. in that case, id play along and get her to come over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635684) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 9:52 AM Author: vivacious hissy fit I hate this pyramid scheme shit too, but jobs are fucking stupid. I understand the aversion to wasting 11 hours a day in a cubicle under artificial light making pointless spreadsheets. White collar jobs were better in the Mad Men days. I understand why our generation is looking for alternatives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635685) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 9:54 AM Author: Hateful pink area obviously legitimate self-employment is preferable to wage slavery. but MLM is not legitimate self-employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635695) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 9:58 AM Author: vivacious hissy fit No, I agree. The amazing part is the degree to which its sweeping my Facebook friends. Regular, college educated people. Teachers and etc. Not the dumbs you'd expect to fall for classic pyramid schemes. I think people are desperate to escape depressing jobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635721) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 9:50 AM Author: spectacular main people seems like a good way to supplement your income and not too deviant from your other non legal activities. You could probably integrate your client bases without anybody saying anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635676) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 9:52 AM Author: hot concupiscible mood becky 1) make it seem like you could be her biggest customer ever. a potential whale of an underling whose business will set her up for life.
2) make physical advances. do that awful, dirty thing with her.
3) spontaneously change your mind about getting involved.
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Date: August 27th, 2015 9:58 AM Author: beady-eyed base 4) repeat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635724) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:30 AM Author: hot concupiscible mood becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635868) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:47 AM Author: Contagious azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635964) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:03 AM Author: racy degenerate milk 1) don't do Amway scams 2) repeat |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:04 AM Author: irate obsidian abode queen of the night But does it work on this? *cock pic* 50\50 that works. |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:08 AM Author: Lime pea-brained church preventive strike What in the shit dude? You're seriously considering selling beauty products? As a previous poster said, she must think you're gay? That might be my over 30 bias towards gender neutral millennials speaking, however. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635765) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:10 AM Author: zippy depressive If she's that hard up for cash and shallow enough to have "studied" fashion, you should just proposition her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635772) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:23 AM Author: Mint startling international law enforcement agency We have a few mutual friends, that would not go well. Maybe I should explain to her how MLMs work, and that nerium is a total scam and hope that my logical reasoning wins her over? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635835) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:42 AM Author: vivacious hissy fit Will NOT work. These people are utterly brainwashed. It's amazing. Feign interest and pretend youve got a huge down line of distributors you can hook up. Talk about making millions like bboom. Then go out for drinks to discuss how you'll both make triple platinum status or whatever (they have cult like names for this) and be millionaires. Talk a bunch of bullshit and act like a confident marketing expert. Then make a move when she's thinking about your yacht and Ferrari future together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635943) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:51 AM Author: Contagious azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635983) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 11:49 AM Author: Hateful pink area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28636407) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 11:47 AM Author: Bespoke hairy legs rehab Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28636397) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 11:59 AM Author: mentally impaired mother senate this will most likely offend her unless she really looks up to you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28636482) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:48 AM Author: frisky marvelous cuckoldry Don't do it. That being said, I personally know someone who easily makes six figures with Nerium. But she's very high on the ladder, having gotten in early. It's pretty lulzy because I must have 50 FB friends in MLM, and the only one pwning is her, and she's middle aged and from a good family and just took this on for the lulz way back when. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635973) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:51 AM Author: Contagious azn ttiwwop you dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973677&forum_id=2#28635984) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 11:58 AM Author: mentally impaired mother senate Have you at least tried the cream? It sounds 180 and you'd really just be doing your wrinkled, aging friends a favor by hooking them up with this stuff if it actually works.
Seriously, you should ignore the business aspect and just steer conversation to casual catch up. "How've you been?" stuff. Don't forget to discretely drop how you're doing well, 1 or 2 fun events you've done recently that you think she'd be interested in, and that you two should hang out more since you live so close to each other. She's most certainly struggling in life if she's doing MLM and might be looking for that stable guy esp if she's single. |