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I drop down, and she drops with me, and her friend, who's been watching gleefully this whole time, comes over and lifts my arm up. It drops when she lets go. Then she lifts it again, and again it drops when she lets go. She lifts it a third time, lets go--but this time it stays in the air. I elbow my girlfriend. She holds. I elbow again, and the headlock breaks a little. I elbow a third time and she's thrown back. Suddenly I grab her, and I Rock Bottom her right through our living room coffee table. Her friend is standing there in shock, so when I get up I give her a Stunner, and she flails out across the carpet. I do a celebratory Bushwacker walk around the living room. |
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