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what's the worst animal attack you've ever experienced

was playing with my bro's huge hermit crab he has in his off...
painfully honest turdskin
  09/04/15
Have almost been CUDDLED to DEATH by a number of adorable pu...
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  09/04/15
A large bird shit on me in an aviary. A very large bird.
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  09/04/15
Stung by a jellyfish. Came up in very painful welts.
mustard chapel laser beams
  09/04/15
A cat/dog bit my hand off
Godawful Tank
  09/04/15
i saw both of your hands the other day
Nudist self-centered doctorate party of the first part
  09/04/15
What was the condition of the bit-off one?
aqua anal telephone church
  09/04/15
it grew back, a miracle
Nudist self-centered doctorate party of the first part
  09/04/15
(catsitter)
At-the-ready House
  09/04/15
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Nudist self-centered doctorate party of the first part
  09/04/15
lmao
painfully honest turdskin
  09/05/15
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  09/05/15
partially digested by komodo dragon bite
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  09/04/15
I was bit by an assassin bug. That whole part of my arm beca...
lavender electric toaster
  09/04/15
I know that mound. I am sorry.
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  09/05/15
was at a kennel volunteering, let out the "adoptable&qu...
Nudist self-centered doctorate party of the first part
  09/04/15
(Guy running around kicking dogs at a shelter)
motley university
  09/05/15
it was a vacation kennel for wealthy people, the thing had a...
Nudist self-centered doctorate party of the first part
  09/05/15
I was viscously attacked by a polar bear
light wonderful faggotry resort
  09/04/15
One time I got like 10 mosquito bites
know-it-all forum
  09/04/15
Hornets. Luckily walked away w/ only 3 stings.
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  09/04/15
Our dog chased my mother in laws cat, it jumped up on the wa...
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"My hand swells like double the size for a week" ...
Nudist self-centered doctorate party of the first part
  09/04/15
Did it latch onto your hand and then shred your arm with its...
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  09/04/15
contracted toxoplasmosis from imanagecat's cat
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  09/05/15
lol didn't someone get injured by his cat lmao
painfully honest turdskin
  09/05/15
charged, hit and kicked by a bull, no horns thank god and f...
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  09/05/15
do you own bulls or what
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  09/05/15
but ur gf was horned, amirite?
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Date: September 4th, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: painfully honest turdskin

was playing with my bro's huge hermit crab he has in his office and the motherfucker pinched my hand so hard we had to use a letter opener to pry the claw off without killing the crab and i was yelling and still have a small scar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28688192)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: bistre friendly grandma national

Have almost been CUDDLED to DEATH by a number of adorable puppybros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28688209)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: arousing pisswyrm home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691862)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: aqua anal telephone church

A large bird shit on me in an aviary. A very large bird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691857)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: mustard chapel laser beams

Stung by a jellyfish. Came up in very painful welts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691876)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Godawful Tank

A cat/dog bit my hand off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691881)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Nudist self-centered doctorate party of the first part

i saw both of your hands the other day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691886)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: aqua anal telephone church

What was the condition of the bit-off one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691907)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: Nudist self-centered doctorate party of the first part

it grew back, a miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691921)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: At-the-ready House

(catsitter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691999)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:44 PM
Author: Nudist self-centered doctorate party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692005)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: painfully honest turdskin

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693550)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: metal parlor antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694129)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: painfully honest turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693497)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Exciting degenerate

partially digested by komodo dragon bite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691885)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: lavender electric toaster

I was bit by an assassin bug. That whole part of my arm became an itchy, discolored, swollen mound for like a week. I can't believe assassin bugs even exist in the US, they're like one of those crazy insects you would find in a Brazilian rainforest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691900)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: insecure comical tanning salon roast beef

I know that mound. I am sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693504)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: Nudist self-centered doctorate party of the first part

was at a kennel volunteering, let out the "adoptable" dogs, let the front desk lady's dog out with them. her dog is an asshole and started a fight with the alpha male, alpha male FUCKED THAT DOG UP, his neck was all over the floor, anyways, i run up kick the alpha in the face as hard as i could, all the other dogs (about 11) were surrounding the fight and started to nip at me, i seriously thought that was how i was going to die, i kicked about 5-7 more dogs and they all backed the fuck up, then i drove that dog to a vet, blood all over my old car, he lived, no marks on my body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691918)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:44 AM
Author: motley university

(Guy running around kicking dogs at a shelter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693545)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Nudist self-centered doctorate party of the first part

it was a vacation kennel for wealthy people, the thing had a pool with a waterfall and slide and everything, the "adoptable" dogs were strays that were legit feral and vicious unless you taught them not to fuck with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694160)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: light wonderful faggotry resort

I was viscously attacked by a polar bear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691924)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: know-it-all forum

One time I got like 10 mosquito bites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691955)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: Cyan Stubborn Famous Landscape Painting Cruise Ship

Hornets. Luckily walked away w/ only 3 stings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691994)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed poppy piazza affirmative action

Our dog chased my mother in laws cat, it jumped up on the washing machine to escape. The washing machine was open, and the cat jumped behind the door, causing the door to close on the cats paw by the hinge. I hear some hissing and moaning, walk in the laundry room and see the cat stuck, so I lift the door open, which cause the hinge to pinch the cats paw slightly tighter before releasing it.

When that fucking cat got loose, it bites the hell out of my hand and claws the shit out of it. My hand swells like double the size for a week. Fuck that cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692003)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: Nudist self-centered doctorate party of the first part

"My hand swells like double the size for a week"

IMANAGECAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692012)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: Cyan Stubborn Famous Landscape Painting Cruise Ship

Did it latch onto your hand and then shred your arm with its back feet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692015)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:27 AM
Author: vibrant deranged locale

contracted toxoplasmosis from imanagecat's cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693494)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: painfully honest turdskin

lol didn't someone get injured by his cat lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693501)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Startling kitchen lettuce

charged, hit and kicked by a bull, no horns thank god

and for real, no cuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693532)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:53 AM
Author: painfully honest turdskin

do you own bulls or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693595)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:21 AM
Author: heady lime marketing idea location

but ur gf was horned, amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694031)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Adventurous erotic den cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694151)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: painfully honest turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694785)