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what's the worst animal attack you've ever experienced

was playing with my bro's huge hermit crab he has in his off...
Big Mentally Impaired Tattoo Heaven
  09/04/15
Have almost been CUDDLED to DEATH by a number of adorable pu...
lascivious crotch shrine
  09/04/15
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Spectacular rehab generalized bond
  09/04/15
A large bird shit on me in an aviary. A very large bird.
Gold histrionic gas station
  09/04/15
Stung by a jellyfish. Came up in very painful welts.
Azure filthpig
  09/04/15
A cat/dog bit my hand off
180 french chef
  09/04/15
i saw both of your hands the other day
confused indian lodge macaca
  09/04/15
What was the condition of the bit-off one?
Gold histrionic gas station
  09/04/15
it grew back, a miracle
confused indian lodge macaca
  09/04/15
(catsitter)
Crimson marvelous lay
  09/04/15
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confused indian lodge macaca
  09/04/15
lmao
Big Mentally Impaired Tattoo Heaven
  09/05/15
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Twinkling Razzle Multi-billionaire Doctorate
  09/05/15
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Big Mentally Impaired Tattoo Heaven
  09/05/15
partially digested by komodo dragon bite
Amethyst domesticated locus jewess
  09/04/15
I was bit by an assassin bug. That whole part of my arm beca...
Impertinent Magical Theater
  09/04/15
I know that mound. I am sorry.
stirring associate temple
  09/05/15
was at a kennel volunteering, let out the "adoptable&qu...
confused indian lodge macaca
  09/04/15
(Guy running around kicking dogs at a shelter)
deranged ratface faggot firefighter
  09/05/15
it was a vacation kennel for wealthy people, the thing had a...
confused indian lodge macaca
  09/05/15
I was viscously attacked by a polar bear
sable set deer antler
  09/04/15
One time I got like 10 mosquito bites
bateful bipolar den
  09/04/15
Hornets. Luckily walked away w/ only 3 stings.
citrine razzle-dazzle national fat ankles
  09/04/15
Our dog chased my mother in laws cat, it jumped up on the wa...
Bonkers lime garrison
  09/04/15
"My hand swells like double the size for a week" ...
confused indian lodge macaca
  09/04/15
Did it latch onto your hand and then shred your arm with its...
citrine razzle-dazzle national fat ankles
  09/04/15
contracted toxoplasmosis from imanagecat's cat
dun mediation address
  09/05/15
lol didn't someone get injured by his cat lmao
Big Mentally Impaired Tattoo Heaven
  09/05/15
charged, hit and kicked by a bull, no horns thank god and f...
yellow therapy mother
  09/05/15
do you own bulls or what
Big Mentally Impaired Tattoo Heaven
  09/05/15
but ur gf was horned, amirite?
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Date: September 4th, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Big Mentally Impaired Tattoo Heaven

was playing with my bro's huge hermit crab he has in his office and the motherfucker pinched my hand so hard we had to use a letter opener to pry the claw off without killing the crab and i was yelling and still have a small scar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28688192)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: lascivious crotch shrine

Have almost been CUDDLED to DEATH by a number of adorable puppybros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28688209)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Spectacular rehab generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691862)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: Gold histrionic gas station

A large bird shit on me in an aviary. A very large bird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691857)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Azure filthpig

Stung by a jellyfish. Came up in very painful welts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691876)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: 180 french chef

A cat/dog bit my hand off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691881)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: confused indian lodge macaca

i saw both of your hands the other day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691886)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: Gold histrionic gas station

What was the condition of the bit-off one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691907)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: confused indian lodge macaca

it grew back, a miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691921)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: Crimson marvelous lay

(catsitter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691999)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:44 PM
Author: confused indian lodge macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692005)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Big Mentally Impaired Tattoo Heaven

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693550)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Twinkling Razzle Multi-billionaire Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694129)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Big Mentally Impaired Tattoo Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693497)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Amethyst domesticated locus jewess

partially digested by komodo dragon bite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691885)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: Impertinent Magical Theater

I was bit by an assassin bug. That whole part of my arm became an itchy, discolored, swollen mound for like a week. I can't believe assassin bugs even exist in the US, they're like one of those crazy insects you would find in a Brazilian rainforest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691900)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: stirring associate temple

I know that mound. I am sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693504)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: confused indian lodge macaca

was at a kennel volunteering, let out the "adoptable" dogs, let the front desk lady's dog out with them. her dog is an asshole and started a fight with the alpha male, alpha male FUCKED THAT DOG UP, his neck was all over the floor, anyways, i run up kick the alpha in the face as hard as i could, all the other dogs (about 11) were surrounding the fight and started to nip at me, i seriously thought that was how i was going to die, i kicked about 5-7 more dogs and they all backed the fuck up, then i drove that dog to a vet, blood all over my old car, he lived, no marks on my body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691918)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:44 AM
Author: deranged ratface faggot firefighter

(Guy running around kicking dogs at a shelter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693545)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: confused indian lodge macaca

it was a vacation kennel for wealthy people, the thing had a pool with a waterfall and slide and everything, the "adoptable" dogs were strays that were legit feral and vicious unless you taught them not to fuck with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694160)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: sable set deer antler

I was viscously attacked by a polar bear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691924)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: bateful bipolar den

One time I got like 10 mosquito bites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691955)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: citrine razzle-dazzle national fat ankles

Hornets. Luckily walked away w/ only 3 stings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691994)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:44 PM
Author: Bonkers lime garrison

Our dog chased my mother in laws cat, it jumped up on the washing machine to escape. The washing machine was open, and the cat jumped behind the door, causing the door to close on the cats paw by the hinge. I hear some hissing and moaning, walk in the laundry room and see the cat stuck, so I lift the door open, which cause the hinge to pinch the cats paw slightly tighter before releasing it.

When that fucking cat got loose, it bites the hell out of my hand and claws the shit out of it. My hand swells like double the size for a week. Fuck that cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692003)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: confused indian lodge macaca

"My hand swells like double the size for a week"

IMANAGECAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692012)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: citrine razzle-dazzle national fat ankles

Did it latch onto your hand and then shred your arm with its back feet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692015)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:27 AM
Author: dun mediation address

contracted toxoplasmosis from imanagecat's cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693494)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Big Mentally Impaired Tattoo Heaven

lol didn't someone get injured by his cat lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693501)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: yellow therapy mother

charged, hit and kicked by a bull, no horns thank god

and for real, no cuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693532)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:53 AM
Author: Big Mentally Impaired Tattoo Heaven

do you own bulls or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693595)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:21 AM
Author: Racy Brass Jew

but ur gf was horned, amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694031)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Big-titted blue hairy legs point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694151)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Big Mentally Impaired Tattoo Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694785)