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what's the worst animal attack you've ever experienced

was playing with my bro's huge hermit crab he has in his off...
Free-loading Hairy Legs
  09/04/15
Have almost been CUDDLED to DEATH by a number of adorable pu...
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  09/04/15
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  09/04/15
A large bird shit on me in an aviary. A very large bird.
Fragrant weed whacker trailer park
  09/04/15
Stung by a jellyfish. Came up in very painful welts.
overrated church building old irish cottage
  09/04/15
A cat/dog bit my hand off
Supple hell
  09/04/15
i saw both of your hands the other day
razzle-dazzle flirting sanctuary
  09/04/15
What was the condition of the bit-off one?
Fragrant weed whacker trailer park
  09/04/15
it grew back, a miracle
razzle-dazzle flirting sanctuary
  09/04/15
(catsitter)
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  09/04/15
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razzle-dazzle flirting sanctuary
  09/04/15
lmao
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  09/05/15
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appetizing chapel
  09/05/15
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Free-loading Hairy Legs
  09/05/15
partially digested by komodo dragon bite
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  09/04/15
I was bit by an assassin bug. That whole part of my arm beca...
Pearl dopamine
  09/04/15
I know that mound. I am sorry.
adulterous kitty
  09/05/15
was at a kennel volunteering, let out the "adoptable&qu...
razzle-dazzle flirting sanctuary
  09/04/15
(Guy running around kicking dogs at a shelter)
Swashbuckling gay skinny woman
  09/05/15
it was a vacation kennel for wealthy people, the thing had a...
razzle-dazzle flirting sanctuary
  09/05/15
I was viscously attacked by a polar bear
lime patrolman
  09/04/15
One time I got like 10 mosquito bites
Pea-brained big puppy
  09/04/15
Hornets. Luckily walked away w/ only 3 stings.
black high-end stage
  09/04/15
Our dog chased my mother in laws cat, it jumped up on the wa...
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  09/04/15
"My hand swells like double the size for a week" ...
razzle-dazzle flirting sanctuary
  09/04/15
Did it latch onto your hand and then shred your arm with its...
black high-end stage
  09/04/15
contracted toxoplasmosis from imanagecat's cat
indecent fuchsia point
  09/05/15
lol didn't someone get injured by his cat lmao
Free-loading Hairy Legs
  09/05/15
charged, hit and kicked by a bull, no horns thank god and f...
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  09/05/15
do you own bulls or what
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  09/05/15
but ur gf was horned, amirite?
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Date: September 4th, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Free-loading Hairy Legs

was playing with my bro's huge hermit crab he has in his office and the motherfucker pinched my hand so hard we had to use a letter opener to pry the claw off without killing the crab and i was yelling and still have a small scar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28688192)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: cheese-eating domesticated indian lodge

Have almost been CUDDLED to DEATH by a number of adorable puppybros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28688209)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: vivacious cerise tattoo library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691862)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: Fragrant weed whacker trailer park

A large bird shit on me in an aviary. A very large bird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691857)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: overrated church building old irish cottage

Stung by a jellyfish. Came up in very painful welts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691876)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Supple hell

A cat/dog bit my hand off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691881)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle flirting sanctuary

i saw both of your hands the other day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691886)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: Fragrant weed whacker trailer park

What was the condition of the bit-off one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691907)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle flirting sanctuary

it grew back, a miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691921)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: charismatic cream garrison windowlicker

(catsitter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691999)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle flirting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692005)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Free-loading Hairy Legs

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693550)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: appetizing chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694129)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Free-loading Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693497)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: marvelous aquamarine ticket booth organic girlfriend

partially digested by komodo dragon bite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691885)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: Pearl dopamine

I was bit by an assassin bug. That whole part of my arm became an itchy, discolored, swollen mound for like a week. I can't believe assassin bugs even exist in the US, they're like one of those crazy insects you would find in a Brazilian rainforest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691900)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: adulterous kitty

I know that mound. I am sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693504)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle flirting sanctuary

was at a kennel volunteering, let out the "adoptable" dogs, let the front desk lady's dog out with them. her dog is an asshole and started a fight with the alpha male, alpha male FUCKED THAT DOG UP, his neck was all over the floor, anyways, i run up kick the alpha in the face as hard as i could, all the other dogs (about 11) were surrounding the fight and started to nip at me, i seriously thought that was how i was going to die, i kicked about 5-7 more dogs and they all backed the fuck up, then i drove that dog to a vet, blood all over my old car, he lived, no marks on my body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691918)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling gay skinny woman

(Guy running around kicking dogs at a shelter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693545)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle flirting sanctuary

it was a vacation kennel for wealthy people, the thing had a pool with a waterfall and slide and everything, the "adoptable" dogs were strays that were legit feral and vicious unless you taught them not to fuck with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694160)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: lime patrolman

I was viscously attacked by a polar bear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691924)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Pea-brained big puppy

One time I got like 10 mosquito bites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691955)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: black high-end stage

Hornets. Luckily walked away w/ only 3 stings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691994)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser shivering ceo

Our dog chased my mother in laws cat, it jumped up on the washing machine to escape. The washing machine was open, and the cat jumped behind the door, causing the door to close on the cats paw by the hinge. I hear some hissing and moaning, walk in the laundry room and see the cat stuck, so I lift the door open, which cause the hinge to pinch the cats paw slightly tighter before releasing it.

When that fucking cat got loose, it bites the hell out of my hand and claws the shit out of it. My hand swells like double the size for a week. Fuck that cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692003)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle flirting sanctuary

"My hand swells like double the size for a week"

IMANAGECAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692012)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: black high-end stage

Did it latch onto your hand and then shred your arm with its back feet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692015)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:27 AM
Author: indecent fuchsia point

contracted toxoplasmosis from imanagecat's cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693494)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Free-loading Hairy Legs

lol didn't someone get injured by his cat lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693501)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: carnelian excitant mood stag film

charged, hit and kicked by a bull, no horns thank god

and for real, no cuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693532)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:53 AM
Author: Free-loading Hairy Legs

do you own bulls or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693595)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac poppy toilet seat base

but ur gf was horned, amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694031)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Erotic Menage Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694151)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Free-loading Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694785)