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Multi-colored trailer park fat ankles
  09/24/15
Yeah, it was a no-win-scenario because the guy had a colorab...
motley hissy fit tanning salon
  09/24/15
what did he end up getting?
Multi-colored trailer park fat ankles
  09/24/15
Honestly, I was only tangentially involved, but it was the s...
motley hissy fit tanning salon
  09/24/15
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cordovan shitlib stock car
  02/25/18
JUSTICE FOR ALL YOUR HIGHNESS
Submissive Hell
  02/25/18
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violet violent corn cake locus
  02/25/18
Pro se guys can be scary. The judges give them a ton of ley...
Mentally impaired faggotry
  09/24/15
CR.
motley hissy fit tanning salon
  09/24/15
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cordovan shitlib stock car
  12/19/17
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aphrodisiac federal half-breed
  12/19/17
The really scary ones stalk you and your corporate reps on L...
startling arrogant ape
  12/19/17
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cordovan shitlib stock car
  03/27/18
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cordovan shitlib stock car
  08/23/19
I had a couple that I 12(b)(6)'d. Then one guy who had a &q...
beady-eyed maniacal halford goal in life
  02/25/18
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cordovan shitlib stock car
  03/27/18
They have po boxes and wont check their mail. They refuse to...
violet violent corn cake locus
  02/25/18
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cordovan shitlib stock car
  03/27/18
Had a pro se literally include a PRAYER for relief, ending i...
Seedy razzmatazz forum laser beams
  03/27/18
had a patent lit case. pro se plaintiff was some weird prole...
green love of her life
  03/27/18
Yeah. Claimed nursing home staff were making fun of his pen...
soul-stirring circlehead
  08/23/19
I have a stamp with an American Eagle on it. When they s...
heady state immigrant
  08/23/19


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Date: September 24th, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored trailer park fat ankles



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Date: September 24th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: motley hissy fit tanning salon

Yeah, it was a no-win-scenario because the guy had a colorable-but-minor claim that should have been settled for something like ten grand. But the plaintiff wanted his day in court and was immune to reason and therefore wouldn't settle.

The complaint literally cited to the pledge of allegiance and its promise of "justice for ALL" (bold and underlined, naturally). At an early hearing where the judge was pushing him very strongly to settle, the judge mentioned that that most civil disputes settle and the plaintiff shot right back with, "Well, maybe it's time to change how we practice law in this country!" We had to repeatedly hang up on him during settlement "negotiations" because he wouldn't stop screaming. Complete nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#28828539)



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Date: September 24th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored trailer park fat ankles

what did he end up getting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#28828549)



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Date: September 24th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: motley hissy fit tanning salon

Honestly, I was only tangentially involved, but it was the subject of a lot of talk at the firm. As I recall: After nearly a year, finally the judge lost patience and admonished the plaintiff that the action would be dismissed if not prosecuted properly. Plaintiff hooked up with some local firm and got the ten grand he could have gotten almost right away. The firm ended up writing off a lot of time because it was a good client and the amount would have been out of all proportion to the dispute. The glory and the majesty of the law!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#28828567)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: cordovan shitlib stock car



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Date: February 25th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Submissive Hell

JUSTICE FOR ALL YOUR HIGHNESS

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Date: February 25th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: violet violent corn cake locus



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Date: September 24th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Mentally impaired faggotry

Pro se guys can be scary. The judges give them a ton of leyway and they can get away with crap that attorneys who know better can't. Also, the smart ones know they can bleed out your client with fees by dragging a case out.

The really scary ones are the ones who guess right on a cause of action and won't settle for anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#28828593)



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Date: September 24th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: motley hissy fit tanning salon

CR.

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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: cordovan shitlib stock car



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac federal half-breed



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: startling arrogant ape

The really scary ones stalk you and your corporate reps on LinkedIn and Facebook. I tell all corporate witnesses to delete their profiles if they want to do that job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#34962363)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: cordovan shitlib stock car



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: cordovan shitlib stock car



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Date: February 25th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: beady-eyed maniacal halford goal in life

I had a couple that I 12(b)(6)'d. Then one guy who had a "legal assistant" correspondence degree, who knew just enough to be dangerous. He actually figured out how to use google scholar or justia to cite cases, drafted discovery, he even took a deposition. He filed every motion he could, appealed every mag ruling to the district court, and eventually even appealed to the CoA when we got summary judgment.

Dude must have poured hundreds of hours into this nuisance-value case, because he never understood that it was nuisance value. One of the strangest cases I've ever been on. At one point he accused me of perjury and threatened to report me to the bar, then at the end of the case he shook my hand, told me what a great lawyer I was and how much he had learned from me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#35483063)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: cordovan shitlib stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#35704643)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: violet violent corn cake locus

They have po boxes and wont check their mail. They refuse to provide their residential address and the judge doesn't make them. It is brutal. All you can do it be very very polite. If you push properly, the judge will bust you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#35483106)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: cordovan shitlib stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#35704639)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Seedy razzmatazz forum laser beams

Had a pro se literally include a PRAYER for relief, ending in "Amen"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#35704647)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: green love of her life

had a patent lit case. pro se plaintiff was some weird prole goy tinkerer who sort of invented some shit, and managed to get a couple meetings w an F500 company. F500 company were idiots and everything was poorly documented and they allegedly stole some of his shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#35704679)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 12:15 AM
Author: soul-stirring circlehead

Yeah. Claimed nursing home staff were making fun of his penis size. Then filed 3 different fed suits alleging it was using microwave satellites to control his sleep in cahoots with a Baptist hospital he worked at 30 years ago that had it in for him bc he wasn’t Baptist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#38728713)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: heady state immigrant

I have a stamp with an American Eagle on it.

When they start with their sovereign citizen spiel, I use my stamp on top of one of their signatures. This means that they have been Federal Notarized as a United States Citizen, which takes away their sovereign citizen protections

Furthermore unless they are able to Prove in a Federal Court that they are not registered for the draft, the Federal Notarization enables the proceedings to proceed even if the flag in the court house has military fringe on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#38728849)