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I live with two Shrews (29 and 31 yo Single White Females) Taking Q's
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:00 AM Author: cerebral philosopher-king heaven I'm in grad school, have a LTR GF. Some typical shrew moments I've encountered
1) 29 Year old shrew eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's watching Netflix (shes kind of getting a little chubby despite having a fairly attractive face) 2) 31 year old shrew likes to do group exercise stuff (IE Yoga, Pilates, Half Marathons etc) but has a SPS diet and bakes a lot. Probably at least 15 lbs overweight 3) Both still have pretty high standards and 29 year old shrew is annoyed that a non Chad coworker keeps hitting on her. She showed me his pic and he was pretty decent looking in a dorky "I like Dr. Who kind of way) 4) 29 year old shrew used to be kind of cute in UG but her looks are declining rapidly (looks older than the 31 year old shrew) 5) IBS is real, cant tell you how many times I've had to scrub the toilet bowel (don't know how to bring this up)
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:02 AM Author: histrionic aquamarine legal warrant Tell me more about #5, brother. How bad do each of them stink up the bathroom, on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being completely uninhabitable for 45+ minutes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846798) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:10 AM Author: cerebral philosopher-king heaven The mask the scent with concentrated air fresher so whenever the bathroom spells like Apple Harvest I know one of them has been going to town. It's mostly the physical evidence that irks me. I had to scrubs the toilet today because there was shit caked onto the sides. I have a high fiber diet so my shits are smooth and leave no trace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846815) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:17 AM Author: histrionic aquamarine legal warrant Does one of them seem to be worse than the other in this regard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846832) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:20 AM Author: cerebral philosopher-king heaven I honestly can't say with certainty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846848) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:32 AM Author: useless native wrinkle This part smells like flame - I can't believe they would regularly leave a toilet caked with fecal matter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846887) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:37 AM Author: Splenetic voyeur step-uncle's house I once roomed with an attractive young chick who did this. It happens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846899) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:40 AM Author: histrionic aquamarine legal warrant Did that girl leave a stinkfog behind as well? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846905) |
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Date: September 30th, 2015 11:27 PM Author: vigorous friendly grandma dilemma The IBS skids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28873020) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:05 AM Author: Federal Plaza ljl ur male and live with two white females, kill self u faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846801) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:11 AM Author: cerebral philosopher-king heaven I don't really see them that often brother. Didn't have a lot of options roommate wise since I know no one in this city. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846818) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:05 AM Author: Self-centered Useless Brakes describe their sex life? do they hook up?
how slutty do they dress when they are at home?
do they want to sleep with you? |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:13 AM Author: cerebral philosopher-king heaven 1) Its been a month so, so far nothing. I can see 29 year old shrew being a cum dumpster for a chad since her face is kind of attractive in a slightly chubby way.
2) Not slutty at all
3) Probably not, I'm a Non Chad 5'10 average height dude whose slightly aspie |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:05 AM Author: Stirring naked area What do they watch on Netflix, genuinely curious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846803) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:14 AM Author: cerebral philosopher-king heaven Right now there on this BBC miniseries called Mr. Selfridge. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846824) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:15 AM Author: Stirring naked area ljl, perfect (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846830) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:20 AM Author: insanely creepy chocolate chad cuckoldry Do they clean the kitchen or do they leave shit hanging around after doing their baking and cooking? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846845) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:22 AM Author: cerebral philosopher-king heaven They leave shit everywhere, like the sink is full to the brim. I do meal prep, so I'll usually clean my stuff right away and use minimal utensils so my stuff is pretty simple to clean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846854) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:28 AM Author: insanely creepy chocolate chad cuckoldry This has been my exact experience with female roommates, which some female on here (I can't remember whom) accused me of lying about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846878) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:41 AM Author: Balding indirect expression forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846907) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:24 AM Author: Arousing spruce church depressive good q. I lived with two young women who were nearing shrewdom and they couldn't even do basic shit like close cupboards after pulling down a glass or getting tin foil. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846863) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:29 AM Author: insanely creepy chocolate chad cuckoldry Female roommates I've had left cupboards hanging open all of the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846880) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:20 AM Author: carmine laughsome striped hyena market Would you tap? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846847) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:23 AM Author: cerebral philosopher-king heaven I would tap the 29 year old if I were single, the 31 year old no way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846858) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 10:27 AM Author: cerebral philosopher-king heaven Both shrews are getting ready to go out to brunch. Unlimited pancakes and mimosas at this place nearby. LJL at American "Women". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28846873) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 1:16 PM Author: 180 messiness They are friends and not rivals for Chad's attention? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28847726) |
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Date: September 27th, 2015 1:30 PM Author: boyish field i wish i had 2 wives. unfair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28847787) |
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Date: September 29th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: clear factory reset button What city?
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Date: September 29th, 2015 10:02 PM Author: Electric candlestick maker psychic Why don't you live with your gf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28864839) |
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Date: September 29th, 2015 10:09 PM Author: Slate electric furnace Nice thread.
Please update throughout the year. |
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Date: September 29th, 2015 10:14 PM Author: clear factory reset button What do they do for work? It sounds likeb they're not very good at accomplishing goals. Sort of the female version of a dude of the same age who lives with his parents and plays video games all day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3002340&forum_id=2#28864934) |