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Date: October 10th, 2015 9:59 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national I always wanted a hot paralegal or secretary. I thought it would be great, but it's just torture.
She has a tight body, firm Cs, a ridiculous ass, and a beautiful face.
I just can't deal with it. I can't even fucking deal with it. Anytime she comes to my office to talk about an assignment my mind immediately goes off on an unprofessional frolic.
Late afternoon yesterday we were having an in-office happy hour and she sat next to me and just tried to engage me directly in a conversation about I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT and I don't fucking need this chick around me when there's any alcohol. I made up some bullshit excuse about having to get some documents out and went back to my office and then she comes by before she leaves to TELL ME SHE GOT THE EMAIL I SENT HER ABOUT AN ASSIGNMENT. Hey - you know how a normal person does that? By responding to the fucking email. I don't need you in my office when everyone else has left. Go away.
But she doesn't. She comes in and says she has questions about it - because a Friday night is totally when this fucking unimportant thing needs to be discussed. I tell her we can talk about it Monday morning and encourage her to go enjoy her Friday night and she smiles and giggles OH GOD WHY IS SHE GIGGLING and says she doesn't have any plans.
She starts asking questions about the assignment and I can't get the image of pulling her gorgeous hair as I fuck her over my desk out my head and she asks me a some fucking question and the answer is "six" but I say "sex" and she starts GIGGLING AGAIN AND BLUSHING OH GOD GET OUT OF MY OFFICE - "six, I meant six" and then she fucking smiles and says other things I don't hear because I am just completely lost in how beautiful she is. She eventually leaves.
I can't deal with this. I can't. I just can't. |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:00 PM Author: vigorous business firm csb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28942952) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:00 PM Author: gaped glittery shitlib Cute flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28942955) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:01 PM Author: swashbuckling love of her life rigpig jfc go on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28942963) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:21 PM Author: Orchid windowlicker You like it when she GIGGLES? Seriously??
When I'm around a woman who giggles, I'm tempted to poke her eyes out with any available sharp object.
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:14 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national Tell me more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29024911) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:11 AM Author: Hairless garrison personal credit line (sane, hinged bro) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29026564) |
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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:59 PM Author: supple pontificating multi-billionaire beep beep beep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228034) |
Date: October 10th, 2015 10:00 PM Author: Federal awkward useless brakes There is one like this at my office but thankfully she is on the other side of the office that I can go to because of SEC regs so I only see her the breakroom. I'd crawl over broken glass to fuck her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28942957) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:13 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national The worst part is she has a great personality, too. Like - she's not some dumb shit. She's intelligent and funny and it just fucking kills me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943033) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:26 PM Author: Ruby alpha roast beef (faggot into funny chicks) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943150) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 11:35 PM Author: Pink abode travel guidebook If she were smart she wouldn't be your secretary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943627) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 12:08 AM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national Paralegal. Went to good UG. Became paralegal to decide whether she wanted to go to law school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943816) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 12:29 AM Author: Pink abode travel guidebook I'm always sad for people that do that. If they do the rational thing they have a shitty resume void. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943903) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:03 PM Author: Anal slap-happy becky I think you need to get her reassigned to someone else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28942983) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:05 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national I can't - she's my team's paralegal and my team loves her (because she's great at her job). But the rest of my team are all females so none of them (I assume?) think about railing her every time she comes into their office. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28942992) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:04 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national I just realized I said "secretary" in the title - I have no idea why, she's a paralegal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28942985) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:05 PM Author: gaped glittery shitlib Because your flame is sloppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28942995) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:08 PM Author: swashbuckling love of her life rigpig stfu im enjoying this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943009) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:12 PM Author: Amethyst Disturbing Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943021) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:07 PM Author: Black place of business faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023551) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:06 PM Author: maniacal spectacular boistinker why is this a problem? bend her over your desk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943005) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:12 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national I'm married and on track for partner. I don't need to be fucking my 26 y/o paralegal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943022) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:12 PM Author: maniacal spectacular boistinker on the other hand, you only live once (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943027) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:19 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national It just can't happen. I can't risk my professional and personal life for that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943076) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:24 PM Author: Mauve brunch messiness What kind of firm is this? If it's a <15 lawyer firm with male partners, they'll look the other way. You might get a lecture but you'll get some back-slapping too. Won't affect ability to make partner. If there are a lot of shrew lawyers there they'll ruin you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943126) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:27 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national Yeeeeah, it's a biglaw firm and department head is a woman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943159) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:29 PM Author: electric temple This is a test bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943181) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: Sooty titillating mental disorder chapel LOL the paralegal is a plant!
Its an undercover commonsense/ethics test. This girl has probably nobreakfasted a dozen SAs so far. |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 6:02 AM Author: floppy naked forum bbw Plausible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28944475) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:53 PM Author: Bearded crusty partner You also probably have absolutely no shot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983143) |
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Date: October 17th, 2015 12:10 PM Author: Mustard buck-toothed milk This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28985754) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:19 PM Author: Mauve brunch messiness Better to get divorced before partnership than after. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943083) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:23 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national It makes me a little sick that I briefly thought, "Well that's a good point..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943111) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:24 PM Author: Sooty titillating mental disorder chapel So flirt with her and enjoy it at that level. Grownups can enjoy flirting without taking it to the actually having sex level. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943125) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:26 PM Author: comical flirting lodge trump supporter you don't understand the male mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943146) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: Drab lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981315) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:09 PM Author: Ruby alpha roast beef are you flirting? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943013) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:14 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national Yes.
I know I am.
I can't not do it. Uhg...I jokingly call her "Ms. [Last Name]" and she's started calling me "Mr." and I shouldn't engage in this but I can't help it. |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:18 PM Author: Ruby alpha roast beef yeah dude i feel you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943071) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:19 PM Author: Splenetic cuckoldry Why isn't she calling you Dr.? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943080) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:22 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national Honestly, it's probably better that she calls my something other than my first name, because then I won't immediately imagine what she would sound like saying it through a moan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943105) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:32 PM Author: Splenetic cuckoldry Why wouldn't she moan "Dr." if she's having sex with you? That seems more likely than anything else. |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 2:37 PM Author: vibrant iridescent principal's office brethren your first name is "Dr."? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28946090) |
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Date: October 17th, 2015 12:24 PM Author: mint domesticated point Yeah, but now you have to imagine saying/moaning: "Oh, Mr. ...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,, what are you doing? Oh, Mr. ...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,, you're so naughty" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28985853) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:09 PM Author: lavender razzle stead no pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943014) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:17 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national That seems like a good way to out myself.
Post a pic, someone sticks it into TinEye - track down where she works, figure out the team she's most likely on and identify the only male associate in that team in the office. |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:23 PM Author: electric temple Doobs screenshot ting this poast for later when inevitable pix are poasted... Lisping "thankth forth the informathion, gothsha" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943113) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:13 PM Author: poppy insane trailer park fucking her just once is a good idea. you can make it happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943034) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:17 PM Author: maniacal spectacular boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943056) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:20 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national I'm terrified I can and that's the worst part. I see the pathway to it, but I just can't go down that fucking path. I can't do it, and I need to keep her the fuck away from me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943088) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:25 PM Author: adulterous unholy cumskin Why? Why are you so fucking uptight and self-serious? You're just another paper pushing loser lucky to finally catch a break in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:26 PM Author: Ruby alpha roast beef do it man. blow up your life for 5 minutes of pleasure then share the aftermath with us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943145) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national I bet she's a joy to fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943191) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:33 PM Author: Ruby alpha roast beef probably, with that body and personality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943224) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:27 PM Author: electric temple Boomer managing partner to op: It's inevitable bro... It has already happened......
Op looks around to see a wall array of lcd monitors with mirror images of op shouting "bullshit"
Boomer partner: "you are the 179th iteration of partner track senior associate" Screens simultaneously change to footage of secretary bent over desk. |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national ...there is no spoon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943201) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:40 PM Author: electric temple There are no ascii characters.... Only punctuation marks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943278) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:34 PM Author: Black place of business faggot firefighter you are the same poster who ran the younger sister wants me flame. probably pensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023708) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:39 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national No, I'm not, and that's disgusting. Why the hell would someone's younger sister want them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023744) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:27 PM Author: Sooty titillating mental disorder chapel How would he ever be able to do it just once?
He either has to keep it at the flirt level or go all the way and risk being divorcepwned and nobreakfastpwned. There is no halfway house. |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:37 PM Author: poppy insane trailer park hehe i was trolling. it's a terrible idea.
the better idea is to find a way to jerk off at work. |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:25 PM Author: fantasy-prone heady striped hyena I had a very obvious sexual tension with my work wife (flirted all the time, etc.). We were chatting on the firm messenger thing about how we'd been working a lot on an investigation and she said "yeah, hopefully this is the last of the crazy sex nights" (she meant 'sec', as we were working on an investigation), but it was a little awkward and kind of drove me nuts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:32 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national I thank god the paralegal isn't on the firm messenger. One of my greatest fears is at some point I'll see her pop on and get a message from her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943213) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:41 PM Author: lavender razzle stead how did you not say something like "yeah i'm getting tired of all the sex we're having too" or something like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943280) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:48 PM Author: fantasy-prone heady striped hyena It was only out there for like half a second before she was like "OMG SEC!!!!"
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:35 PM Author: Appetizing scourge upon the earth It's kind of crazy how the male libido is always on, considering most people reproduce at most a few times during their life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943238) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:41 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national It's not like I want to fuck every women in my office - just this one.
And one of the new first years in my group. And one of the senior associates in corporate (but only because she seems really uptight). And two of the junior associates in the L&E group. And one junior associate in complex lit. Edit - also the dorky fucking bankruptcy associate that looks like Velma from Scooby Doo.
I think that's it. For my office.
If we expand it firm wide the list gets a lot longer.
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:43 PM Author: Ruby alpha roast beef in whatever room, or class, or organization, every guy has one chick among them he wants to fuck more than anyone else (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943306) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:49 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national Oh god I would absolutely fuck the paralegal before any of the female associates. With them it's more of a - if the opportunity presented itself, sure, kinda thing.
With the paralegal if circumstances changed I would immediately do everything in my power to fuck her. |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:36 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national My one comfort is she's really sweet and seems like a good person, and I can't imagine she would fuck a married guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943239) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:39 PM Author: Ruby alpha roast beef maybe she would if his wife wasn't satisfying him
you're making yourself hornier posting about this. repress it, pretend it doesn't happen. you need to have tunnel vision at the office. maybe you should try being cold to her |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:43 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national But she's so nice and that fucking smile - I can't be mean to her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943303) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:41 PM Author: Sooty titillating mental disorder chapel ha! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943284) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 7:13 AM Author: thriller mentally impaired dopamine Ljl at this Ljl at being on partner track at a biglaw firm Ljl at being worried about associate-paralegal relationships at a biglaw firm
You're married so you should know better but none of the reasons above should prevent this "relationship"
these things are no biggie. Except when it reaches married partner-summer associate level proportions - but then the summer is guaranteed steady employment for the SOL and the partner just has to go to "sensitivity" training. Lol. |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:49 PM Author: magenta internal respiration So do you enjoy T&E/Private Client work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943337) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:50 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national ...do I know you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943348) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 11:12 PM Author: irate indigo locale Does she bring your coffee?
https://i.imgur.com/7GGX4u2.jpg
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Date: October 10th, 2015 11:30 PM Author: provocative free-loading dilemma gunner Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943610) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2015 12:59 AM Author: bossy sanctuary mad cow disease fma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29026510) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 11:13 PM Author: irate indigo locale I'll show the file I was talking about.
https://i.imgur.com/UtRRiup.jpg
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Date: October 10th, 2015 11:29 PM Author: provocative free-loading dilemma gunner Ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943607) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 12:10 AM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national She actually did this to me. Dead fucking serious. After a few seconds I leapt out of my seat and just insisted she sit down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943826) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 11:19 PM Author: irate indigo locale https://i.imgur.com/dnaLwfu.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943549) |
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Date: October 24th, 2015 12:43 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Base lol, it's LITERALLY one, maybe two, buttons away from being entirely appropriate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29034432) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 1:39 AM Author: Appetizing scourge upon the earth The mass killer Breivik said that males are defective because of their biological needs. He probably copied that from somewhere else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28944052) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 3:50 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national I gave her the cold shoulder for most of the week and it was working, but then we had a call this afternoon and she caught me when I was with another attorney and said "Hey, I'll come to your office at [time] for [X] call." If I had responded with NO TAKE THE CALL FROM YOUR OFFICE I would have looked insane so I just nodded.
She came into my office and closed the door and immediately the room was filled with her sweet aroma. I was only marginally conscious for the call. Someone asked something about...I don't know...and then she was leaning over my desk completely and pointing at something on my screen and I could see directly down her blouse for what seemed like an eternity and then snapped my gaze up and then met her beautiful eyes OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD and I turned to the screen and just locked my eyes on it but her hair was gently wafting as she pointed from item to item on the screen...I have no idea what she was pointing at and then the call ended.
She sat back down and asked me what I was doing for the evening. I mumbled something semi coherent. She smiled warmly and said she had to do laundry, but the unit in her building was broken so she was going to have to do it at the laundromat. I suggested she might meet an interesting guy there, and she said she doubted it because only boring people like her do laundry on a Friday night. I told her I used to do laundry on Friday nights - she laughed, and then jokingly frowned and said, "Too bad you're taken."
My office smells so nice now. This is hell. |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:06 PM Author: floppy naked forum bbw She knows EXACTLY what she is doing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981270) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national but WHY?!
WHY is she doing it?!
There have got to be tons of successful good looking guys her age (or my age!) that are single that would go for her at the drop of a hat.
Leave me alone! |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: Drab lettuce She's bored (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981313) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:22 PM Author: Ruby alpha roast beef propinquity effect (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981368) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:23 PM Author: sapphire bat shit crazy liquid oxygen puppy The whore will try to ruin your life and blame you for it. Fuck some hot hookers before going to work and at lunch. That should help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981374) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:37 PM Author: Big idiot going to need a not flame here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983063) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:40 PM Author: poppy insane trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983084) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:46 PM Author: Sooty titillating mental disorder chapel LOL she is so playing with you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983115) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:58 PM Author: Bearded crusty partner lol so bro, flames over, this is written like an aspie nerds idea of what interactions are like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983172) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:24 PM Author: slate mischievous market digit ratio This is going to end with you fucking her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981377) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:25 PM Author: sapphire bat shit crazy liquid oxygen puppy and sued for sexual harassment, possibly rape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981393) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:29 PM Author: slate mischievous market digit ratio I hooked up with a married woman at work once (pre lolskool) and when I broke it off she took a whole bottle of sleeping pills at her desk. Happy trails! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981418) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:32 PM Author: sapphire bat shit crazy liquid oxygen puppy except this one doing it for the money. plan A - marry future partner, plan B - sue the firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981435) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:30 PM Author: sapphire bat shit crazy liquid oxygen puppy Install cameras before your life is ruined. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981428) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:29 PM Author: sapphire bat shit crazy liquid oxygen puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983004) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:55 PM Author: mewling laughsome indian lodge boiling water to begin with flame
but as an aside, this is a real problem in are country, I was lucky to get my hot secretary as a summer, but omfg bro, the secretary part probably gave her a small bump but I've literally only seen a handful of hotter girls irl, legit fucking 9 with just smoking fucking everything
I think she went back to the Bronx every night, she's an idiot if she isn't fucking/married to some dood in mfh by now |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:58 PM Author: Bearded crusty partner (guy who never had a chance) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983184) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 10:00 PM Author: mewling laughsome indian lodge boiling water when the fuck did I say I did? As I said, I was a summer so I didn't even think about having a chance, so it wasn't torture. I should have fucked at least one other summer though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983201) |
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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:58 PM Author: electric temple so when are you going to post some kinda fucking pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983178) |
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Date: October 17th, 2015 12:30 PM Author: mint domesticated point (1) If this was a para in another department, and you only saw her in the lunch room and shit, I'd say bang her with reckless abandon. But never, ever, ever, bang someone who actually reports to you. That is just asking to get sexual harassment pwned.
(2) for some chicks, particularly some hot chicks, flirting is just how they interact with guys and doesn't necessarily mean anything. Don't mis-read her intentions. |
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Date: October 18th, 2015 1:36 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national Yeah, you're absolutely right on both points.
On (2), it's further complicated by the fact that the only other male associate on our team is some nebbish junior associate that is 130lb and maybe 5'10 that startles at the sound of his own name, so I don't really have any frame through which to see how she interacts with other males. |
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Date: October 18th, 2015 1:41 PM Author: Chrome Histrionic Telephone Gas Station i thought hiring partners filter out the nebs during recruiting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28992924) |
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Date: October 18th, 2015 2:19 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national My group's chair for our office is female and most of the partners/senior associates that still get involved in recruiting are also female. He's a sweet guy and did very well at a top school. Those are the main reasons he was hired.
He does great research and works quite hard, you just can't let him talk to clients because he starts stuttering and panicking. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:02 AM Author: bossy sanctuary mad cow disease what's his moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29026527) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2015 12:50 AM Author: Soul-stirring hospital law firms filter *out* nebbishes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228676) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2015 1:12 AM Author: Appetizing scourge upon the earth Likely depends on the firm, and maybe the region of the country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228752) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 5:58 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national This afternoon she came by my office to apologize for not having finished an assignment she said she would get done by this morning.
She said she would get it done tonight while having a glass of wine.
I told her that was unnecessary, and that it could wait until tomorrow.
She responded with, "Oh, no. I really want to mark you off my to do list - and even better if I can do it on my couch after some wine."
Are you fucking serious? |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:01 PM Author: Buff locus unnngghhhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023537) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:05 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national I'm pretty sure she's just trolling the shit out of me now. There is no context a response like that is acceptable. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? I can't even engage in that kind of banter. I just have to immediately escape the situation before I get the firm sued and get divorce pwned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023543) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:06 PM Author: Pink abode travel guidebook Pics or it didn't happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023549) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:05 PM Author: Chrome Histrionic Telephone Gas Station you're taking big risks with your flame. tone it down a tad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023545) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:09 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national Yeah - I was tempted to not even post this incident because it's so fucking blatant and absurd. But whatever, it just fucking happened. I hope she's on the train home reading this thread on her phone right now giggling about what an idiot I am. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023555) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:18 PM Author: slate mischievous market digit ratio If not flame, and you are, you should just nail her. Fuck it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023588) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:29 PM Author: sapphire bat shit crazy liquid oxygen puppy sue your firm for sexual harassment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023673) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 11:33 PM Author: bright cerebral theatre You needed to bend her over your desk yesterday. YOLO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29025943) |
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Date: November 21st, 2015 10:17 PM Author: Dashing station kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228139) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2015 12:51 AM Author: canary faggotry doctorate 1. Women who interact with all men by flirting aren't nice, they're manipulative
2. She is only working as a paralegal to see if she wants to go to law school but is 26 years old? She's just a paralegal. |
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Date: October 24th, 2015 3:59 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national She's taking the LSAT in December. I hope she doesn't go to law school. That will be so sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29035428) |
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Date: October 24th, 2015 12:38 PM Author: irate indigo locale https://i.imgur.com/h5Cn3L8.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29034401) |
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Date: October 24th, 2015 5:24 PM Author: Geriatric box office JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29035778) |
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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:37 PM Author: Wonderful Police Squad Gaping goddamn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29227943) |
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Date: November 21st, 2015 10:17 PM Author: Dashing station kitty oh my (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228133) |
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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:34 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac national Things had been going alright the last few weeks. I'd started giving assignments to a group paralegal in another office.
But last night we had a group happy hour to celebrate an associate making partner. Late in the afternoon She stopped by my office and asked if I was going to go. Of course I was going, but I shrugged nonchalantly and motioned to my screens and said I had a lot to finish up, but maybe. She smiled warmly and said, if I did go, to swing by before I left so we could walk over together.
One of the senior associates stopped by my office and was rounding up people to leave. As we were waiting at the elevators someone asked, "Is [paralegal] coming? Should we wait for her?" A round of shrugs, and then the elevator arrived and we all piled in.
We had a couple large tables reserved for us at the bar, and not everyone had left with us, so one seat next to my right was open. She arrived about 15 minutes after us.
I felt like an asshole having not grabbed Her when we were leaving, but it had to be that way. I'm not sure what I expected...I think if someone had done that to me I would probably be hurt or angry?
She smiled at me, Her eyes sparkling, and without hesitation took the seat next to me. She squeezed my arm with Her soft petite hand - the skin on skin contact perfectly jolting - and said, teasingly, "You forgot to come get me! I guess that's what I get for bothering you while you're deep in thought!" I nodded, bemused, and apologized. She released Her grip from my arm, Her fingers tracing my forearm as She pulled away, and looked sternly at me. "I guess you'll just have to buy me a drink to make up for it!"
[I will finish later. I've got to go now - taking wife out to dinner apologize for getting home so late last night.]
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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:43 PM Author: Metal beady-eyed tanning salon Do it bro, you cant pass up on this. Yolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29227979) |
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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:57 PM Author: violent nowag school cafeteria she has to know most breakups occur over the holidays. she's giving you a lot to think about at the exact right time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228026) |
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Date: November 21st, 2015 10:02 PM Author: erotic home Wow this reads just like a flame I mean a novel I mean a totally true story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228050) |
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Date: November 21st, 2015 10:08 PM Author: fear-inspiring walnut famous landscape painting half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228090) |
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Date: November 21st, 2015 10:47 PM Author: Appetizing scourge upon the earth Yeah if you're going to make up a story at least make it sound believable so we can enjoy it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228241) |
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Date: November 21st, 2015 10:50 PM Author: Appetizing scourge upon the earth It's like those "consumer reviews" online that are clearly promotional and written by some hack with a vested interest. They have no idea how to sound like a normal person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228248) |
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Date: November 21st, 2015 10:48 PM Author: Disrespectful Toaster Pervert interesting that u capitalize "Her" and "She" but leave "wife" lowercase . . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228243) |
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Date: November 21st, 2015 11:48 PM Author: well-lubricated kitchen Cogent analysis. . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228484) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 1:04 PM Author: pale hot patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#36487411) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 1:06 PM Author: bistre trip new version This is why men and women should not be together in the workplace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#36487418) |