She has a tight body, firm Cs, a ridiculous ass, and a beautiful face.

I just can't deal with it. I can't even fucking deal with it. Anytime she comes to my office to talk about an assignment my mind immediately goes off on an unprofessional frolic.

Late afternoon yesterday we were having an in-office happy hour and she sat next to me and just tried to engage me directly in a conversation about I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT and I don't fucking need this chick around me when there's any alcohol. I made up some bullshit excuse about having to get some documents out and went back to my office and then she comes by before she leaves to TELL ME SHE GOT THE EMAIL I SENT HER ABOUT AN ASSIGNMENT. Hey - you know how a normal person does that? By responding to the fucking email. I don't need you in my office when everyone else has left. Go away.

But she doesn't. She comes in and says she has questions about it - because a Friday night is totally when this fucking unimportant thing needs to be discussed. I tell her we can talk about it Monday morning and encourage her to go enjoy her Friday night and she smiles and giggles OH GOD WHY IS SHE GIGGLING and says she doesn't have any plans.

She starts asking questions about the assignment and I can't get the image of pulling her gorgeous hair as I fuck her over my desk out my head and she asks me a some fucking question and the answer is "six" but I say "sex" and she starts GIGGLING AGAIN AND BLUSHING OH GOD GET OUT OF MY OFFICE - "six, I meant six" and then she fucking smiles and says other things I don't hear because I am just completely lost in how beautiful she is. She eventually leaves.

I can't deal with this. I can't. I just can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28942942)

When I'm around a woman who giggles, I'm tempted to poke her eyes out with any available sharp object.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29024449)

Its an undercover commonsense/ethics test. This girl has probably nobreakfasted a dozen SAs so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943197)

I know I am.

I can't not do it. Uhg...I jokingly call her "Ms. [Last Name]" and she's started calling me "Mr." and I shouldn't engage in this but I can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943042)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943206)

Post a pic, someone sticks it into TinEye - track down where she works, figure out the team she's most likely on and identify the only male associate in that team in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943055)

Op looks around to see a wall array of lcd monitors with mirror images of op shouting "bullshit"

Boomer partner: "you are the 179th iteration of partner track senior associate"

Screens simultaneously change to footage of secretary bent over desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943160)

He either has to keep it at the flirt level or go all the way and risk being divorcepwned and nobreakfastpwned. There is no halfway house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943154)

the better idea is to find a way to jerk off at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943254)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943332)

And one of the new first years in my group.

And one of the senior associates in corporate (but only because she seems really uptight).

And two of the junior associates in the L&E group.

And one junior associate in complex lit.

Edit - also the dorky fucking bankruptcy associate that looks like Velma from Scooby Doo.

I think that's it. For my office.

If we expand it firm wide the list gets a lot longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943283)

With the paralegal if circumstances changed I would immediately do everything in my power to fuck her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943339)

you're making yourself hornier posting about this. repress it, pretend it doesn't happen. you need to have tunnel vision at the office. maybe you should try being cold to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943274)

Ljl at being on partner track at a biglaw firm

Ljl at being worried about associate-paralegal relationships at a biglaw firm

You're married so you should know better but none of the reasons above should prevent this "relationship"

these things are no biggie. Except when it reaches married partner-summer associate level proportions - but then the summer is guaranteed steady employment for the SOL and the partner just has to go to "sensitivity" training. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28944536)

https://i.imgur.com/7GGX4u2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943521)

https://i.imgur.com/UtRRiup.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943526)

She came into my office and closed the door and immediately the room was filled with her sweet aroma. I was only marginally conscious for the call. Someone asked something about...I don't know...and then she was leaning over my desk completely and pointing at something on my screen and I could see directly down her blouse for what seemed like an eternity and then snapped my gaze up and then met her beautiful eyes OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD and I turned to the screen and just locked my eyes on it but her hair was gently wafting as she pointed from item to item on the screen...I have no idea what she was pointing at and then the call ended.

She sat back down and asked me what I was doing for the evening. I mumbled something semi coherent. She smiled warmly and said she had to do laundry, but the unit in her building was broken so she was going to have to do it at the laundromat. I suggested she might meet an interesting guy there, and she said she doubted it because only boring people like her do laundry on a Friday night. I told her I used to do laundry on Friday nights - she laughed, and then jokingly frowned and said, "Too bad you're taken."

My office smells so nice now. This is hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28980722)

WHY is she doing it?!

There have got to be tons of successful good looking guys her age (or my age!) that are single that would go for her at the drop of a hat.

Leave me alone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981308)

but as an aside, this is a real problem in are country, I was lucky to get my hot secretary as a summer, but omfg bro, the secretary part probably gave her a small bump but I've literally only seen a handful of hotter girls irl, legit fucking 9 with just smoking fucking everything

I think she went back to the Bronx every night, she's an idiot if she isn't fucking/married to some dood in mfh by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983155)

(2) for some chicks, particularly some hot chicks, flirting is just how they interact with guys and doesn't necessarily mean anything. Don't mis-read her intentions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28985884)

On (2), it's further complicated by the fact that the only other male associate on our team is some nebbish junior associate that is 130lb and maybe 5'10 that startles at the sound of his own name, so I don't really have any frame through which to see how she interacts with other males.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28992895)

He does great research and works quite hard, you just can't let him talk to clients because he starts stuttering and panicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28993206)

She said she would get it done tonight while having a glass of wine.

I told her that was unnecessary, and that it could wait until tomorrow.

She responded with, "Oh, no. I really want to mark you off my to do list - and even better if I can do it on my couch after some wine."

Are you fucking serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023530)

2. She is only working as a paralegal to see if she wants to go to law school but is 26 years old? She's just a paralegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29026466)

But last night we had a group happy hour to celebrate an associate making partner. Late in the afternoon She stopped by my office and asked if I was going to go. Of course I was going, but I shrugged nonchalantly and motioned to my screens and said I had a lot to finish up, but maybe. She smiled warmly and said, if I did go, to swing by before I left so we could walk over together.

One of the senior associates stopped by my office and was rounding up people to leave. As we were waiting at the elevators someone asked, "Is [paralegal] coming? Should we wait for her?" A round of shrugs, and then the elevator arrived and we all piled in.

We had a couple large tables reserved for us at the bar, and not everyone had left with us, so one seat next to my right was open. She arrived about 15 minutes after us.

I felt like an asshole having not grabbed Her when we were leaving, but it had to be that way. I'm not sure what I expected...I think if someone had done that to me I would probably be hurt or angry?

She smiled at me, Her eyes sparkling, and without hesitation took the seat next to me. She squeezed my arm with Her soft petite hand - the skin on skin contact perfectly jolting - and said, teasingly, "You forgot to come get me! I guess that's what I get for bothering you while you're deep in thought!" I nodded, bemused, and apologized. She released Her grip from my arm, Her fingers tracing my forearm as She pulled away, and looked sternly at me. "I guess you'll just have to buy me a drink to make up for it!"

[I will finish later. I've got to go now - taking wife out to dinner apologize for getting home so late last night.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29227921)