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New Secretary Is Too Hot

I always wanted a hot paralegal or secretary. I thought it w...
black cuckold
  10/10/15
csb
greedy water buffalo
  10/10/15
Cute flame
Mint razzle-dazzle stage
  10/10/15
jfc go on
Vibrant jet menage doctorate
  10/10/15
You like it when she GIGGLES? Seriously?? When I'm aroun...
Wine hissy fit hell
  10/22/15
Tell me more.
black cuckold
  10/22/15
(sane, hinged bro)
Drab University Pozpig
  10/23/15
beep beep beep
Unholy Laser Beams
  11/21/15
There is one like this at my office but thankfully she is on...
Floppy abnormal senate juggernaut
  10/10/15
The worst part is she has a great personality, too. Like - ...
black cuckold
  10/10/15
(faggot into funny chicks)
Supple adulterous puppy
  10/10/15
If she were smart she wouldn't be your secretary
talented pearl hunting ground circlehead
  10/10/15
Paralegal. Went to good UG. Became paralegal to decide whet...
black cuckold
  10/11/15
I'm always sad for people that do that. If they do the ratio...
talented pearl hunting ground circlehead
  10/11/15
I think you need to get her reassigned to someone else.
indigo prole
  10/10/15
I can't - she's my team's paralegal and my team loves her (b...
black cuckold
  10/10/15
I just realized I said "secretary" in the title - ...
black cuckold
  10/10/15
Because your flame is sloppy
Mint razzle-dazzle stage
  10/10/15
stfu im enjoying this
Vibrant jet menage doctorate
  10/10/15
...
big lodge elastic band
  10/10/15
...
Silver psychic ape
  10/22/15
why is this a problem? bend her over your desk
Thriller maroon jap state
  10/10/15
I'm married and on track for partner. I don't need to be fuc...
black cuckold
  10/10/15
on the other hand, you only live once
Thriller maroon jap state
  10/10/15
It just can't happen. I can't risk my professional and perso...
black cuckold
  10/10/15
What kind of firm is this? If it's a <15 lawyer firm with...
Cheese-eating Arousing Piazza
  10/10/15
Yeeeeah, it's a biglaw firm and department head is a woman.
black cuckold
  10/10/15
This is a test bro
Tantric chest-beating messiness kitty
  10/10/15
LOL the paralegal is a plant! Its an undercover commonsen...
Galvanic headpube ticket booth
  10/10/15
Plausible
drunken international law enforcement agency
  10/11/15
You also probably have absolutely no shot
snowy public bath
  10/16/15
This
cracking theatre telephone
  10/17/15
Better to get divorced before partnership than after.
Cheese-eating Arousing Piazza
  10/10/15
It makes me a little sick that I briefly thought, "Well...
black cuckold
  10/10/15
So flirt with her and enjoy it at that level. Grownups can ...
Galvanic headpube ticket booth
  10/10/15
you don't understand the male mind.
startling business firm
  10/10/15
...
Vigorous Stag Film
  10/16/15
are you flirting?
Supple adulterous puppy
  10/10/15
Yes. I know I am. I can't not do it. Uhg...I jokingly...
black cuckold
  10/10/15
yeah dude i feel you
Supple adulterous puppy
  10/10/15
Why isn't she calling you Dr.?
Beady-eyed seedy location mad cow disease
  10/10/15
Honestly, it's probably better that she calls my something o...
black cuckold
  10/10/15
Why wouldn't she moan "Dr." if she's having sex wi...
Beady-eyed seedy location mad cow disease
  10/10/15
your first name is "Dr."?
obsidian beta area cumskin
  10/11/15
Yeah, but now you have to imagine saying/moaning: "Oh, ...
dun bonkers indian lodge deer antler
  10/17/15
no pics?
Olive rigor tank
  10/10/15
That seems like a good way to out myself. Post a pic, s...
black cuckold
  10/10/15
Doobs screenshot ting this poast for later when inevitable p...
Tantric chest-beating messiness kitty
  10/10/15
fucking her just once is a good idea. you can make it happe...
Frozen ratface whorehouse
  10/10/15
...
Thriller maroon jap state
  10/10/15
I'm terrified I can and that's the worst part. I see the pat...
black cuckold
  10/10/15
Why? Why are you so fucking uptight and self-serious? You'...
180 keepsake machete locus
  10/10/15
do it man. blow up your life for 5 minutes of pleasure then ...
Supple adulterous puppy
  10/10/15
I bet she's a joy to fuck.
black cuckold
  10/10/15
probably, with that body and personality
Supple adulterous puppy
  10/10/15
Boomer managing partner to op: It's inevitable bro... It ha...
Tantric chest-beating messiness kitty
  10/10/15
...there is no spoon?
black cuckold
  10/10/15
There are no ascii characters.... Only punctuation marks
Tantric chest-beating messiness kitty
  10/10/15
you are the same poster who ran the younger sister wants me ...
Silver psychic ape
  10/22/15
No, I'm not, and that's disgusting. Why the hell would some...
black cuckold
  10/22/15
How would he ever be able to do it just once? He either ...
Galvanic headpube ticket booth
  10/10/15
hehe i was trolling. it's a terrible idea. the better ...
Frozen ratface whorehouse
  10/10/15
I had a very obvious sexual tension with my work wife (flirt...
titillating lake goyim
  10/10/15
I thank god the paralegal isn't on the firm messenger. One o...
black cuckold
  10/10/15
how did you not say something like "yeah i'm getting ti...
Olive rigor tank
  10/10/15
It was only out there for like half a second before she was ...
titillating lake goyim
  10/10/15
It's kind of crazy how the male libido is always on, conside...
indecent chrome french chef
  10/10/15
It's not like I want to fuck every women in my office - just...
black cuckold
  10/10/15
in whatever room, or class, or organization, every guy has o...
Supple adulterous puppy
  10/10/15
Oh god I would absolutely fuck the paralegal before any of t...
black cuckold
  10/10/15
My one comfort is she's really sweet and seems like a good p...
black cuckold
  10/10/15
maybe she would if his wife wasn't satisfying him you're ...
Supple adulterous puppy
  10/10/15
But she's so nice and that fucking smile - I can't be mean t...
black cuckold
  10/10/15
ha!
Galvanic headpube ticket booth
  10/10/15
Ljl at this Ljl at being on partner track at a biglaw firm ...
diverse liquid oxygen idea he suggested
  10/11/15
in on couchsurfer thread 2.0
rebellious immigrant
  10/10/15
...
drunken international law enforcement agency
  10/11/15
So do you enjoy T&E/Private Client work?
rose spectacular space people who are hurt
  10/10/15
...do I know you?
black cuckold
  10/10/15
Does she bring your coffee? https://i.imgur.com/7GGX4u2.j...
Clear lascivious chapel death wish
  10/10/15
Jfc
Avocado jet-lagged center
  10/10/15
fma
Henna glittery gas station
  10/23/15
I'll show the file I was talking about. https://i.imgur.c...
Clear lascivious chapel death wish
  10/10/15
Ty
Avocado jet-lagged center
  10/10/15
She actually did this to me. Dead fucking serious. After a ...
black cuckold
  10/11/15
https://i.imgur.com/dnaLwfu.jpg
Clear lascivious chapel death wish
  10/10/15
inappropriate office attire imo.
Frozen ratface whorehouse
  10/11/15
literal fgt
motley lime legend tanning salon
  10/11/15
lol, it's LITERALLY one, maybe two, buttons away from being ...
carnelian really tough guy roast beef
  10/24/15
JFc
cracking theatre telephone
  10/17/15
"needs implants" ironside
Silver psychic ape
  10/22/15
The mass killer Breivik said that males are defective becaus...
indecent chrome french chef
  10/11/15
What was his moniker?
drunken international law enforcement agency
  10/11/15
jerk off before work. no need to go in there with a loaded ...
submissive cordovan pocket flask
  10/11/15
TTIWWOP.
Walnut Hall
  10/11/15
...
trip metal resort
  10/16/15
I gave her the cold shoulder for most of the week and it was...
black cuckold
  10/16/15
She knows EXACTLY what she is doing
drunken international law enforcement agency
  10/16/15
but WHY?! WHY is she doing it?! There have got to be t...
black cuckold
  10/16/15
She's bored
Vigorous Stag Film
  10/16/15
propinquity effect
Supple adulterous puppy
  10/16/15
The whore will try to ruin your life and blame you for it. ...
crimson heady heaven
  10/16/15
going to need a not flame here
Green boyish hairy legs athletic conference
  10/16/15
...
Frozen ratface whorehouse
  10/16/15
LOL she is so playing with you
Galvanic headpube ticket booth
  10/16/15
lol so bro, flames over, this is written like an aspie nerds...
snowy public bath
  10/16/15
This is going to end with you fucking her
Yapping haunting temple
  10/16/15
and sued for sexual harassment, possibly rape
crimson heady heaven
  10/16/15
I hooked up with a married woman at work once (pre lolskool...
Yapping haunting temple
  10/16/15
except this one doing it for the money. plan A - marry futu...
crimson heady heaven
  10/16/15
Install cameras before your life is ruined.
crimson heady heaven
  10/16/15
...
crimson heady heaven
  10/16/15
to begin with flame but as an aside, this is a real probl...
electric mustard striped hyena station
  10/16/15
(guy who never had a chance)
snowy public bath
  10/16/15
when the fuck did I say I did? As I said, I was a summer so ...
electric mustard striped hyena station
  10/16/15
so when are you going to post some kinda fucking pic
Tantric chest-beating messiness kitty
  10/16/15
(1) If this was a para in another department, and you only s...
dun bonkers indian lodge deer antler
  10/17/15
Yeah, you're absolutely right on both points. On (2), it'...
black cuckold
  10/18/15
i thought hiring partners filter out the nebs during recruit...
Red Laughsome Corn Cake
  10/18/15
My group's chair for our office is female and most of the pa...
black cuckold
  10/18/15
what's his moniker?
Henna glittery gas station
  10/23/15
law firms filter *out* nebbishes?
free-loading excitant new version travel guidebook
  11/22/15
Likely depends on the firm, and maybe the region of the coun...
indecent chrome french chef
  11/22/15
This afternoon she came by my office to apologize for not ha...
black cuckold
  10/22/15
unnngghhhhh
Provocative Vengeful Orchestra Pit Dysfunction
  10/22/15
I'm pretty sure she's just trolling the shit out of me now. ...
black cuckold
  10/22/15
Pics or it didn't happen.
talented pearl hunting ground circlehead
  10/22/15
you're taking big risks with your flame. tone it down a tad...
Red Laughsome Corn Cake
  10/22/15
Yeah - I was tempted to not even post this incident because ...
black cuckold
  10/22/15
If not flame, and you are, you should just nail her. Fuck it...
Yapping haunting temple
  10/22/15
sue your firm for sexual harassment
crimson heady heaven
  10/22/15
You needed to bend her over your desk yesterday. YOLO.
ocher stage
  10/22/15
...
trip metal resort
  11/21/15
1. Women who interact with all men by flirting aren't nice, ...
Sinister patrolman
  10/23/15
She's taking the LSAT in December. I hope she doesn't go to ...
black cuckold
  10/24/15
https://i.imgur.com/h5Cn3L8.jpg
Clear lascivious chapel death wish
  10/24/15
JFC
harsh khaki native mood
  10/24/15
goddamn
passionate parlor voyeur
  11/21/15
oh my
trip metal resort
  11/21/15
Things had been going alright the last few weeks. I'd starte...
black cuckold
  11/21/15
Do it bro, you cant pass up on this. Yolo
aromatic goal in life
  11/21/15
she has to know most breakups occur over the holidays. she'...
fiercely-loyal onyx tattoo principal's office
  11/21/15
Wow this reads just like a flame I mean a novel I mean a tot...
Curious sexy multi-billionaire box office
  11/21/15
...
Charismatic property
  11/21/15
Yeah if you're going to make up a story at least make it sou...
indecent chrome french chef
  11/21/15
It's like those "consumer reviews" online that are...
indecent chrome french chef
  11/21/15
interesting that u capitalize "Her" and "She&...
Confused Philosopher-king
  11/21/15
Cogent analysis. . .
rough-skinned market
  11/21/15
...
Mewling shaky depressive
  07/24/18
This is why men and women should not be together in the work...
Saffron nubile yarmulke
  07/24/18


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Date: October 10th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: black cuckold

I always wanted a hot paralegal or secretary. I thought it would be great, but it's just torture.

She has a tight body, firm Cs, a ridiculous ass, and a beautiful face.

I just can't deal with it. I can't even fucking deal with it. Anytime she comes to my office to talk about an assignment my mind immediately goes off on an unprofessional frolic.

Late afternoon yesterday we were having an in-office happy hour and she sat next to me and just tried to engage me directly in a conversation about I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT and I don't fucking need this chick around me when there's any alcohol. I made up some bullshit excuse about having to get some documents out and went back to my office and then she comes by before she leaves to TELL ME SHE GOT THE EMAIL I SENT HER ABOUT AN ASSIGNMENT. Hey - you know how a normal person does that? By responding to the fucking email. I don't need you in my office when everyone else has left. Go away.

But she doesn't. She comes in and says she has questions about it - because a Friday night is totally when this fucking unimportant thing needs to be discussed. I tell her we can talk about it Monday morning and encourage her to go enjoy her Friday night and she smiles and giggles OH GOD WHY IS SHE GIGGLING and says she doesn't have any plans.

She starts asking questions about the assignment and I can't get the image of pulling her gorgeous hair as I fuck her over my desk out my head and she asks me a some fucking question and the answer is "six" but I say "sex" and she starts GIGGLING AGAIN AND BLUSHING OH GOD GET OUT OF MY OFFICE - "six, I meant six" and then she fucking smiles and says other things I don't hear because I am just completely lost in how beautiful she is. She eventually leaves.

I can't deal with this. I can't. I just can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28942942)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: greedy water buffalo

csb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28942952)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: Mint razzle-dazzle stage

Cute flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28942955)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Vibrant jet menage doctorate

jfc go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28942963)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:21 PM
Author: Wine hissy fit hell

You like it when she GIGGLES? Seriously??

When I'm around a woman who giggles, I'm tempted to poke her eyes out with any available sharp object.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29024449)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: black cuckold

Tell me more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29024911)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Drab University Pozpig

(sane, hinged bro)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29026564)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Unholy Laser Beams

beep beep beep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228034)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: Floppy abnormal senate juggernaut

There is one like this at my office but thankfully she is on the other side of the office that I can go to because of SEC regs so I only see her the breakroom. I'd crawl over broken glass to fuck her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28942957)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:13 PM
Author: black cuckold

The worst part is she has a great personality, too. Like - she's not some dumb shit. She's intelligent and funny and it just fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943033)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: Supple adulterous puppy

(faggot into funny chicks)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943150)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 11:35 PM
Author: talented pearl hunting ground circlehead

If she were smart she wouldn't be your secretary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943627)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 12:08 AM
Author: black cuckold

Paralegal. Went to good UG. Became paralegal to decide whether she wanted to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943816)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 12:29 AM
Author: talented pearl hunting ground circlehead

I'm always sad for people that do that. If they do the rational thing they have a shitty resume void.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943903)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: indigo prole

I think you need to get her reassigned to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28942983)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: black cuckold

I can't - she's my team's paralegal and my team loves her (because she's great at her job). But the rest of my team are all females so none of them (I assume?) think about railing her every time she comes into their office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28942992)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:04 PM
Author: black cuckold

I just realized I said "secretary" in the title - I have no idea why, she's a paralegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28942985)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: Mint razzle-dazzle stage

Because your flame is sloppy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28942995)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Vibrant jet menage doctorate

stfu im enjoying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943009)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: big lodge elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943021)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:07 PM
Author: Silver psychic ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023551)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:06 PM
Author: Thriller maroon jap state

why is this a problem? bend her over your desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943005)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: black cuckold

I'm married and on track for partner. I don't need to be fucking my 26 y/o paralegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943022)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: Thriller maroon jap state

on the other hand, you only live once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943027)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: black cuckold

It just can't happen. I can't risk my professional and personal life for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943076)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Arousing Piazza

What kind of firm is this? If it's a <15 lawyer firm with male partners, they'll look the other way. You might get a lecture but you'll get some back-slapping too. Won't affect ability to make partner. If there are a lot of shrew lawyers there they'll ruin you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943126)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: black cuckold

Yeeeeah, it's a biglaw firm and department head is a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943159)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: Tantric chest-beating messiness kitty

This is a test bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943181)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Galvanic headpube ticket booth

LOL the paralegal is a plant!

Its an undercover commonsense/ethics test. This girl has probably nobreakfasted a dozen SAs so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943197)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 6:02 AM
Author: drunken international law enforcement agency

Plausible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28944475)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: snowy public bath

You also probably have absolutely no shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983143)



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Date: October 17th, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: cracking theatre telephone

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28985754)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Arousing Piazza

Better to get divorced before partnership than after.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943083)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: black cuckold

It makes me a little sick that I briefly thought, "Well that's a good point..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943111)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Galvanic headpube ticket booth

So flirt with her and enjoy it at that level. Grownups can enjoy flirting without taking it to the actually having sex level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943125)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: startling business firm

you don't understand the male mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943146)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Vigorous Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981315)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:09 PM
Author: Supple adulterous puppy

are you flirting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943013)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: black cuckold

Yes.

I know I am.

I can't not do it. Uhg...I jokingly call her "Ms. [Last Name]" and she's started calling me "Mr." and I shouldn't engage in this but I can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943042)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: Supple adulterous puppy

yeah dude i feel you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943071)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed seedy location mad cow disease

Why isn't she calling you Dr.?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943080)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: black cuckold

Honestly, it's probably better that she calls my something other than my first name, because then I won't immediately imagine what she would sound like saying it through a moan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943105)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed seedy location mad cow disease

Why wouldn't she moan "Dr." if she's having sex with you? That seems more likely than anything else.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943206)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: obsidian beta area cumskin

your first name is "Dr."?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28946090)



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Date: October 17th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: dun bonkers indian lodge deer antler

Yeah, but now you have to imagine saying/moaning: "Oh, Mr. ...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,, what are you doing? Oh, Mr. ...,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,, you're so naughty"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28985853)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:09 PM
Author: Olive rigor tank

no pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943014)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: black cuckold

That seems like a good way to out myself.

Post a pic, someone sticks it into TinEye - track down where she works, figure out the team she's most likely on and identify the only male associate in that team in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943055)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Tantric chest-beating messiness kitty

Doobs screenshot ting this poast for later when inevitable pix are poasted... Lisping "thankth forth the informathion, gothsha"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943113)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:13 PM
Author: Frozen ratface whorehouse

fucking her just once is a good idea. you can make it happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943034)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Thriller maroon jap state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943056)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: black cuckold

I'm terrified I can and that's the worst part. I see the pathway to it, but I just can't go down that fucking path. I can't do it, and I need to keep her the fuck away from me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943088)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: 180 keepsake machete locus

Why? Why are you so fucking uptight and self-serious? You're just another paper pushing loser lucky to finally catch a break in life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943138)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: Supple adulterous puppy

do it man. blow up your life for 5 minutes of pleasure then share the aftermath with us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943145)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: black cuckold

I bet she's a joy to fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943191)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Supple adulterous puppy

probably, with that body and personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943224)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Tantric chest-beating messiness kitty

Boomer managing partner to op: It's inevitable bro... It has already happened......

Op looks around to see a wall array of lcd monitors with mirror images of op shouting "bullshit"

Boomer partner: "you are the 179th iteration of partner track senior associate"

Screens simultaneously change to footage of secretary bent over desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943160)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: black cuckold

...there is no spoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943201)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Tantric chest-beating messiness kitty

There are no ascii characters.... Only punctuation marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943278)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:34 PM
Author: Silver psychic ape

you are the same poster who ran the younger sister wants me flame. probably pensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023708)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: black cuckold

No, I'm not, and that's disgusting. Why the hell would someone's younger sister want them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023744)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Galvanic headpube ticket booth

How would he ever be able to do it just once?

He either has to keep it at the flirt level or go all the way and risk being divorcepwned and nobreakfastpwned. There is no halfway house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943154)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: Frozen ratface whorehouse

hehe i was trolling. it's a terrible idea.

the better idea is to find a way to jerk off at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943254)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: titillating lake goyim

I had a very obvious sexual tension with my work wife (flirted all the time, etc.). We were chatting on the firm messenger thing about how we'd been working a lot on an investigation and she said "yeah, hopefully this is the last of the crazy sex nights" (she meant 'sec', as we were working on an investigation), but it was a little awkward and kind of drove me nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943140)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: black cuckold

I thank god the paralegal isn't on the firm messenger. One of my greatest fears is at some point I'll see her pop on and get a message from her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943213)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Olive rigor tank

how did you not say something like "yeah i'm getting tired of all the sex we're having too" or something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943280)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: titillating lake goyim

It was only out there for like half a second before she was like "OMG SEC!!!!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943332)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: indecent chrome french chef

It's kind of crazy how the male libido is always on, considering most people reproduce at most a few times during their life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943238)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: black cuckold

It's not like I want to fuck every women in my office - just this one.

And one of the new first years in my group.

And one of the senior associates in corporate (but only because she seems really uptight).

And two of the junior associates in the L&E group.

And one junior associate in complex lit.

Edit - also the dorky fucking bankruptcy associate that looks like Velma from Scooby Doo.

I think that's it. For my office.

If we expand it firm wide the list gets a lot longer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943283)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: Supple adulterous puppy

in whatever room, or class, or organization, every guy has one chick among them he wants to fuck more than anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943306)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: black cuckold

Oh god I would absolutely fuck the paralegal before any of the female associates. With them it's more of a - if the opportunity presented itself, sure, kinda thing.

With the paralegal if circumstances changed I would immediately do everything in my power to fuck her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943339)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: black cuckold

My one comfort is she's really sweet and seems like a good person, and I can't imagine she would fuck a married guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943239)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Supple adulterous puppy

maybe she would if his wife wasn't satisfying him

you're making yourself hornier posting about this. repress it, pretend it doesn't happen. you need to have tunnel vision at the office. maybe you should try being cold to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943274)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: black cuckold

But she's so nice and that fucking smile - I can't be mean to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943303)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Galvanic headpube ticket booth

ha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943284)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: diverse liquid oxygen idea he suggested

Ljl at this

Ljl at being on partner track at a biglaw firm

Ljl at being worried about associate-paralegal relationships at a biglaw firm

You're married so you should know better but none of the reasons above should prevent this "relationship"

these things are no biggie. Except when it reaches married partner-summer associate level proportions - but then the summer is guaranteed steady employment for the SOL and the partner just has to go to "sensitivity" training. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28944536)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: rebellious immigrant

in on couchsurfer thread 2.0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943286)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 6:21 AM
Author: drunken international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28944488)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: rose spectacular space people who are hurt

So do you enjoy T&E/Private Client work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943337)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: black cuckold

...do I know you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943348)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: Clear lascivious chapel death wish

Does she bring your coffee?

https://i.imgur.com/7GGX4u2.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943521)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Avocado jet-lagged center

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943610)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: Henna glittery gas station

fma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29026510)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Clear lascivious chapel death wish

I'll show the file I was talking about.

https://i.imgur.com/UtRRiup.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943526)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Avocado jet-lagged center

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943607)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: black cuckold

She actually did this to me. Dead fucking serious. After a few seconds I leapt out of my seat and just insisted she sit down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943826)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Clear lascivious chapel death wish

https://i.imgur.com/dnaLwfu.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943549)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: Frozen ratface whorehouse

inappropriate office attire imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28943857)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: motley lime legend tanning salon

literal fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28944097)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: carnelian really tough guy roast beef

lol, it's LITERALLY one, maybe two, buttons away from being entirely appropriate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29034432)



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Date: October 17th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: cracking theatre telephone

JFc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28985758)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Silver psychic ape

"needs implants" ironside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023754)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: indecent chrome french chef

The mass killer Breivik said that males are defective because of their biological needs. He probably copied that from somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28944052)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 6:22 AM
Author: drunken international law enforcement agency

What was his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28944489)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: submissive cordovan pocket flask

jerk off before work. no need to go in there with a loaded gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28946005)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Walnut Hall

TTIWWOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28948750)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: trip metal resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983086)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: black cuckold

I gave her the cold shoulder for most of the week and it was working, but then we had a call this afternoon and she caught me when I was with another attorney and said "Hey, I'll come to your office at [time] for [X] call." If I had responded with NO TAKE THE CALL FROM YOUR OFFICE I would have looked insane so I just nodded.

She came into my office and closed the door and immediately the room was filled with her sweet aroma. I was only marginally conscious for the call. Someone asked something about...I don't know...and then she was leaning over my desk completely and pointing at something on my screen and I could see directly down her blouse for what seemed like an eternity and then snapped my gaze up and then met her beautiful eyes OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD and I turned to the screen and just locked my eyes on it but her hair was gently wafting as she pointed from item to item on the screen...I have no idea what she was pointing at and then the call ended.

She sat back down and asked me what I was doing for the evening. I mumbled something semi coherent. She smiled warmly and said she had to do laundry, but the unit in her building was broken so she was going to have to do it at the laundromat. I suggested she might meet an interesting guy there, and she said she doubted it because only boring people like her do laundry on a Friday night. I told her I used to do laundry on Friday nights - she laughed, and then jokingly frowned and said, "Too bad you're taken."

My office smells so nice now. This is hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28980722)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: drunken international law enforcement agency

She knows EXACTLY what she is doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981270)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: black cuckold

but WHY?!

WHY is she doing it?!

There have got to be tons of successful good looking guys her age (or my age!) that are single that would go for her at the drop of a hat.

Leave me alone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981308)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Vigorous Stag Film

She's bored

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981313)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:22 PM
Author: Supple adulterous puppy

propinquity effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981368)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: crimson heady heaven

The whore will try to ruin your life and blame you for it. Fuck some hot hookers before going to work and at lunch. That should help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981374)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Green boyish hairy legs athletic conference

going to need a not flame here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983063)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Frozen ratface whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983084)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:46 PM
Author: Galvanic headpube ticket booth

LOL she is so playing with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983115)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: snowy public bath

lol so bro, flames over, this is written like an aspie nerds idea of what interactions are like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983172)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Yapping haunting temple

This is going to end with you fucking her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981377)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:25 PM
Author: crimson heady heaven

and sued for sexual harassment, possibly rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981393)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Yapping haunting temple

I hooked up with a married woman at work once (pre lolskool) and when I broke it off she took a whole bottle of sleeping pills at her desk. Happy trails!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981418)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: crimson heady heaven

except this one doing it for the money. plan A - marry future partner, plan B - sue the firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981435)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 5:30 PM
Author: crimson heady heaven

Install cameras before your life is ruined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28981428)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: crimson heady heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983004)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: electric mustard striped hyena station

to begin with flame

but as an aside, this is a real problem in are country, I was lucky to get my hot secretary as a summer, but omfg bro, the secretary part probably gave her a small bump but I've literally only seen a handful of hotter girls irl, legit fucking 9 with just smoking fucking everything

I think she went back to the Bronx every night, she's an idiot if she isn't fucking/married to some dood in mfh by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983155)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: snowy public bath

(guy who never had a chance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983184)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: electric mustard striped hyena station

when the fuck did I say I did? As I said, I was a summer so I didn't even think about having a chance, so it wasn't torture. I should have fucked at least one other summer though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983201)



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Date: October 16th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Tantric chest-beating messiness kitty

so when are you going to post some kinda fucking pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28983178)



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Date: October 17th, 2015 12:30 PM
Author: dun bonkers indian lodge deer antler

(1) If this was a para in another department, and you only saw her in the lunch room and shit, I'd say bang her with reckless abandon. But never, ever, ever, bang someone who actually reports to you. That is just asking to get sexual harassment pwned.

(2) for some chicks, particularly some hot chicks, flirting is just how they interact with guys and doesn't necessarily mean anything. Don't mis-read her intentions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28985884)



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Date: October 18th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: black cuckold

Yeah, you're absolutely right on both points.

On (2), it's further complicated by the fact that the only other male associate on our team is some nebbish junior associate that is 130lb and maybe 5'10 that startles at the sound of his own name, so I don't really have any frame through which to see how she interacts with other males.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28992895)



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Date: October 18th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Red Laughsome Corn Cake

i thought hiring partners filter out the nebs during recruiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28992924)



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Date: October 18th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: black cuckold

My group's chair for our office is female and most of the partners/senior associates that still get involved in recruiting are also female. He's a sweet guy and did very well at a top school. Those are the main reasons he was hired.

He does great research and works quite hard, you just can't let him talk to clients because he starts stuttering and panicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#28993206)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:02 AM
Author: Henna glittery gas station

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29026527)



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Date: November 22nd, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: free-loading excitant new version travel guidebook

law firms filter *out* nebbishes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228676)



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Date: November 22nd, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: indecent chrome french chef

Likely depends on the firm, and maybe the region of the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228752)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: black cuckold

This afternoon she came by my office to apologize for not having finished an assignment she said she would get done by this morning.

She said she would get it done tonight while having a glass of wine.

I told her that was unnecessary, and that it could wait until tomorrow.

She responded with, "Oh, no. I really want to mark you off my to do list - and even better if I can do it on my couch after some wine."

Are you fucking serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023530)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:01 PM
Author: Provocative Vengeful Orchestra Pit Dysfunction

unnngghhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023537)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:05 PM
Author: black cuckold

I'm pretty sure she's just trolling the shit out of me now. There is no context a response like that is acceptable. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? I can't even engage in that kind of banter. I just have to immediately escape the situation before I get the firm sued and get divorce pwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023543)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:06 PM
Author: talented pearl hunting ground circlehead

Pics or it didn't happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023549)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:05 PM
Author: Red Laughsome Corn Cake

you're taking big risks with your flame. tone it down a tad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023545)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:09 PM
Author: black cuckold

Yeah - I was tempted to not even post this incident because it's so fucking blatant and absurd. But whatever, it just fucking happened. I hope she's on the train home reading this thread on her phone right now giggling about what an idiot I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023555)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:18 PM
Author: Yapping haunting temple

If not flame, and you are, you should just nail her. Fuck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023588)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: crimson heady heaven

sue your firm for sexual harassment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29023673)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: ocher stage

You needed to bend her over your desk yesterday. YOLO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29025943)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: trip metal resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228139)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Sinister patrolman

1. Women who interact with all men by flirting aren't nice, they're manipulative

2. She is only working as a paralegal to see if she wants to go to law school but is 26 years old? She's just a paralegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29026466)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: black cuckold

She's taking the LSAT in December. I hope she doesn't go to law school. That will be so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29035428)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: Clear lascivious chapel death wish

https://i.imgur.com/h5Cn3L8.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29034401)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: harsh khaki native mood

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29035778)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: passionate parlor voyeur

goddamn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29227943)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: trip metal resort

oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228133)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:34 PM
Author: black cuckold

Things had been going alright the last few weeks. I'd started giving assignments to a group paralegal in another office.

But last night we had a group happy hour to celebrate an associate making partner. Late in the afternoon She stopped by my office and asked if I was going to go. Of course I was going, but I shrugged nonchalantly and motioned to my screens and said I had a lot to finish up, but maybe. She smiled warmly and said, if I did go, to swing by before I left so we could walk over together.

One of the senior associates stopped by my office and was rounding up people to leave. As we were waiting at the elevators someone asked, "Is [paralegal] coming? Should we wait for her?" A round of shrugs, and then the elevator arrived and we all piled in.

We had a couple large tables reserved for us at the bar, and not everyone had left with us, so one seat next to my right was open. She arrived about 15 minutes after us.

I felt like an asshole having not grabbed Her when we were leaving, but it had to be that way. I'm not sure what I expected...I think if someone had done that to me I would probably be hurt or angry?

She smiled at me, Her eyes sparkling, and without hesitation took the seat next to me. She squeezed my arm with Her soft petite hand - the skin on skin contact perfectly jolting - and said, teasingly, "You forgot to come get me! I guess that's what I get for bothering you while you're deep in thought!" I nodded, bemused, and apologized. She released Her grip from my arm, Her fingers tracing my forearm as She pulled away, and looked sternly at me. "I guess you'll just have to buy me a drink to make up for it!"

[I will finish later. I've got to go now - taking wife out to dinner apologize for getting home so late last night.]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29227921)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: aromatic goal in life

Do it bro, you cant pass up on this. Yolo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29227979)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal onyx tattoo principal's office

she has to know most breakups occur over the holidays. she's giving you a lot to think about at the exact right time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228026)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Curious sexy multi-billionaire box office

Wow this reads just like a flame I mean a novel I mean a totally true story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228050)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Charismatic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228090)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 10:47 PM
Author: indecent chrome french chef

Yeah if you're going to make up a story at least make it sound believable so we can enjoy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228241)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: indecent chrome french chef

It's like those "consumer reviews" online that are clearly promotional and written by some hack with a vested interest. They have no idea how to sound like a normal person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228248)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Confused Philosopher-king

interesting that u capitalize "Her" and "She" but leave "wife" lowercase . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228243)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: rough-skinned market

Cogent analysis. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#29228484)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Mewling shaky depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#36487411)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Saffron nubile yarmulke

This is why men and women should not be together in the workplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013923&forum_id=2#36487418)