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RATE THIS SWEET AS FUCK $76,000.00 SALARIED GOVERNMENT LAWYER JOB AD

DESCRIPTION The Law Department of the United States Postal ...
charismatic toilet seat public bath
  11/02/15
That's my exact salary I meet none of the criterias
Idiotic Irradiated Blood Rage
  11/02/15
Why didn't you u make it on law review, shitlib?
charismatic toilet seat public bath
  11/02/15
I'm legit dumb and lazy
Idiotic Irradiated Blood Rage
  11/02/15
"The Law Department of the United States Postal Service...
charismatic toilet seat public bath
  11/02/15
Licking your own envelopes knowing the toxicity could be fat...
Idiotic Irradiated Blood Rage
  11/02/15
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  11/02/15
The usps constantly has unfair labor practice charges filed ...
Light low-t range
  11/02/15
ah makes sense. are NLRB judges usually pro business or pro ...
charismatic toilet seat public bath
  11/02/15
What do you think, shitlib?
Vengeful set
  11/02/15
LR not required mang. any journal will do.
Laughsome senate
  11/02/15
no where in the ad does it say whether i get a discount on s...
Racy Lavender Plaza
  11/02/15
lol.. explain this sentence: "The Law Department ...
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you can't simply avoid my inquiry - they didn't even mention...
Racy Lavender Plaza
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lol I have no clue. Now answer my inquiry, shitlib. &quo...
charismatic toilet seat public bath
  11/02/15
have you even been to the post office? it's always challeng...
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  11/02/15
what about about in the law department of the post office? W...
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  11/02/15
You seem dumb. Why don't you apply to this job, shitlib?
charismatic toilet seat public bath
  11/02/15
that does sound challenging
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  11/03/15
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  11/30/15
Fuck it, I'm going for it.
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  11/02/15
how competitive is this job in your estimation, shitlib?
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  11/02/15
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  11/03/15
Link? I want to see it in its native glory.
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  11/02/15
idk I seen it at Michigan's Symplicity website, but here is ...
charismatic toilet seat public bath
  11/02/15
did you go to mich SSM?
balding smoky church
  11/04/15
rate Michigan law, shitlib.
charismatic toilet seat public bath
  11/04/15
definitely objectively in the top 11
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  11/04/15
I HAVE DECIDED TO APPLY FOR THIS JOB. BACK OFF FAGGOTS IT IS...
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  11/02/15
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  11/02/15
how the fuck can these boomer scum REQUIRE a fucking clerksh...
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  11/02/15
"A cumulative law school grade point average of at leas...
Comical mood turdskin
  11/02/15
3.0 if T25, 3.5 if non-T25 Shit, I was 3.1 at #26
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  11/02/15
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  11/02/15
i once had the post office lose my package - like it opened ...
Racy Lavender Plaza
  11/03/15
USPS is SPS
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  11/03/15
why
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:21 AM
Author: charismatic toilet seat public bath

DESCRIPTION

The Law Department of the United States Postal Service offers excellent and challenging employment opportunities for highly motivated and innovative individuals. We are currently seeking to hire 3Ls and recent law graduates for our three-year Accelerated Career Entry Program for Honors Attorneys. The Accelerated Career Entry Program for Honors Attorneys is highly competitive and provides the opportunity for recent graduates to assume significant responsibility very early in their careers. As the second-largest civilian employer and the largest unionized employer in the country, the Postal Service provides our Honors Attorneys with invaluable exposure and experience.

Honors Attorneys will have the opportunity to gain knowledge of other federal agencies, courts, and administrative boards, including the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, Federal Trade Commission, Merit Systems Protection Board, National Labor Relations Board, Court of Federal Claims. U.S. District Courts and Court of Appeals, United States Patent and Trademark Office, Postal Service Board of Contract Appeals, and Postal Regulatory Commission.

The initial salary is generally $76,000, and Honors Attorneys are eligible for generous salary increase throughout their three years in the Accelerated Career Entry Program. In addition, the Postal Service offers excellent benefits, including health and life insurance, a retirement plan, a savings investment plan with employer contribution, flexible spending accounts, flexible work schedules; and annual and sick leave. Positions will be filled no earlier than September 2016.

Qualified applicants must earn a Juris Doctor from an accredited law school no more than 30 months prior to the date of employment. Successful candidates possess outstanding analytical, advocacy, and writing skills.

Additionally, applicants must satisfy at least one of the following requirements:

Membership on the editorial board of an academic law journal accredited by the law school from which the applicant graduated.

Standing in the top 20% of his or her law school class upon graduation as measured by class standing statistics maintained by the applicant's law school.

A cumulative law school grade point average of at least 3.5 upon graduation.

Graduation from a law school ranked within the top 25 schools in the nation by an entity that conducts national law school rankings, with a cumulative law school grade point average of at least 3.0 upon graduation.

Completion of at least one year of a judicial clerkship in a federal court or in a states highest court at the time of hire.

Qualified applicants must be a U.S. citizen or have permanent resident alien status, and must successfully complete a pre-employment drug and background security screening process.

APPLICATION PROCESS

Please visit www.usps.com/careers on or after October 29, 2015 to apply. The Postal Service no longer accepts applications that are submitted by mail. When applying for an advertised vacancy, all applicants are required to apply through our eCareer system located on our website.

A cover letter, writing sample, resume, and recent transcript are required.

POSITION TYPE

Entry Level Attorney

CONTACT INFORMATION

Employer: US Postal Service

Name: Renault Turner

Address: 475 L 'Enfant Plaza

Washington, DC

20260 United States



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093369)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Idiotic Irradiated Blood Rage

That's my exact salary I meet none of the criterias

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093425)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: charismatic toilet seat public bath

Why didn't you u make it on law review, shitlib?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093429)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Idiotic Irradiated Blood Rage

I'm legit dumb and lazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093454)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: charismatic toilet seat public bath

"The Law Department of the United States Postal Service offers excellent and challenging employment opportunities for highly motivated and innovative individuals"

wtf could be challenging in the legal department at the post office? WHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093460)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Idiotic Irradiated Blood Rage

Licking your own envelopes knowing the toxicity could be fatal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093481)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: marvelous gaped rehab dopamine

Lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29099010)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: Light low-t range

The usps constantly has unfair labor practice charges filed against it at the NLRB. They're known as a serious recidivist employer. Also tons of labor contracts so they must have a lot of busy labor lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093571)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: charismatic toilet seat public bath

ah makes sense. are NLRB judges usually pro business or pro union/employee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093588)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Vengeful set

What do you think, shitlib?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093844)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Laughsome senate

LR not required mang. any journal will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29098976)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Racy Lavender Plaza

no where in the ad does it say whether i get a discount on stamps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093433)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: charismatic toilet seat public bath

lol..

explain this sentence:

"The Law Department of the United States Postal Service offers excellent and challenging employment opportunities for highly motivated and innovative individuals"

wtf could be challenging in the legal department at the post office? WHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093447)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Racy Lavender Plaza

you can't simply avoid my inquiry - they didn't even mention the word "stamps" in the entire listing. there are some days where you wonder why you even got out of bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093452)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: charismatic toilet seat public bath

lol I have no clue. Now answer my inquiry, shitlib.

"The Law Department of the United States Postal Service offers excellent and challenging employment opportunities for highly motivated and innovative individuals"

wtf could be challenging in the legal department at the post office? WHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093459)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: Racy Lavender Plaza

have you even been to the post office? it's always challenging - everything is challenging about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093654)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: charismatic toilet seat public bath

what about about in the law department of the post office? What do they do? Analyze the potential liability of tampered mail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093661)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: razzle gay business firm



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: charismatic toilet seat public bath

You seem dumb.

Why don't you apply to this job, shitlib?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093716)



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Date: November 3rd, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Racy Lavender Plaza

that does sound challenging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29101736)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: Racy Lavender Plaza

they say things like: "these forever stamps might be an issue. how can they actually be good 'forever?'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093710)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: charismatic toilet seat public bath



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: charismatic toilet seat public bath

Please visit www.usps.com/careers on or after October 29, 2015 to apply. The Postal Service no longer accepts applications that are submitted by mail.

oh the irony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093468)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Idiotic Irradiated Blood Rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093487)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Sexy Galvanic Cruise Ship Chad



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling tattoo



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Electric Zombie-like Coffee Pot

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093857)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: vigorous swollen center clown



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: charismatic toilet seat public bath



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: ruddy magical giraffe internal respiration

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093935)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: balding smoky church

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29110538)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: charismatic toilet seat public bath



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Black Geriatric Kitty Cat Mediation

Fuck it, I'm going for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093502)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: charismatic toilet seat public bath

how competitive is this job in your estimation, shitlib?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093546)



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Date: November 3rd, 2015 8:04 AM
Author: charismatic toilet seat public bath



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Sexy Galvanic Cruise Ship Chad

Link?

I want to see it in its native glory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093562)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:54 AM
Author: charismatic toilet seat public bath

idk I seen it at Michigan's Symplicity website, but here is an alternative link

http://www.theladders.com/Attorney-x28Honors-Programx29%7CLong-Beach-CA%7C7029182?x=q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093570)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 4:56 PM
Author: balding smoky church

did you go to mich SSM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29110541)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: charismatic toilet seat public bath

rate Michigan law, shitlib.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29110556)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: balding smoky church

definitely objectively in the top 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29110563)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: ruddy magical giraffe internal respiration

I HAVE DECIDED TO APPLY FOR THIS JOB. BACK OFF FAGGOTS IT IS MINE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093942)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Purple Becky Shrine

Dude, I kind of want to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29098813)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: adulterous sex offender affirmative action

how the fuck can these boomer scum REQUIRE a fucking clerkship? jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29098823)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: Comical mood turdskin

"A cumulative law school grade point average of at least 3.5 upon graduation.

[...] a cumulative law school grade point average of at least 3.0 upon graduation."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29098961)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: marvelous gaped rehab dopamine

3.0 if T25, 3.5 if non-T25

Shit, I was 3.1 at #26

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29099019)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: diverse metal generalized bond marketing idea

it just sounds like typical bigfed OGC shit

USPS has a ton of unionized lazy BLACK employees who spend their days doing nothing but filing EEO complaints and union grievances against USPS management. Your job will be to defend management against this bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29099058)



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Date: November 3rd, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: Racy Lavender Plaza

i once had the post office lose my package - like it opened in their warehouse and they found the package, but the item was gone. sent them a rude letter but never heard back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29101657)



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Date: November 3rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: marvelous gaped rehab dopamine

USPS is SPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29101729)



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Date: November 3rd, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: charismatic toilet seat public bath

why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29103280)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: charismatic toilet seat public bath



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Aromatic reading party

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#30543970)