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RATE THIS SWEET AS FUCK $76,000.00 SALARIED GOVERNMENT LAWYER JOB AD

DESCRIPTION The Law Department of the United States Postal ...
Boyish fortuitous meteor
  11/02/15
That's my exact salary I meet none of the criterias
Concupiscible turdskin skinny woman
  11/02/15
Why didn't you u make it on law review, shitlib?
Boyish fortuitous meteor
  11/02/15
I'm legit dumb and lazy
Concupiscible turdskin skinny woman
  11/02/15
"The Law Department of the United States Postal Service...
Boyish fortuitous meteor
  11/02/15
Licking your own envelopes knowing the toxicity could be fat...
Concupiscible turdskin skinny woman
  11/02/15
Lol'd
violent background story forum
  11/02/15
The usps constantly has unfair labor practice charges filed ...
Smoky sanctuary yarmulke
  11/02/15
ah makes sense. are NLRB judges usually pro business or pro ...
Boyish fortuitous meteor
  11/02/15
What do you think, shitlib?
mentally impaired corner
  11/02/15
LR not required mang. any journal will do.
flirting den tattoo
  11/02/15
no where in the ad does it say whether i get a discount on s...
Painfully honest titillating hell stain
  11/02/15
lol.. explain this sentence: "The Law Department ...
Boyish fortuitous meteor
  11/02/15
you can't simply avoid my inquiry - they didn't even mention...
Painfully honest titillating hell stain
  11/02/15
lol I have no clue. Now answer my inquiry, shitlib. &quo...
Boyish fortuitous meteor
  11/02/15
have you even been to the post office? it's always challeng...
Painfully honest titillating hell stain
  11/02/15
what about about in the law department of the post office? W...
Boyish fortuitous meteor
  11/02/15
...
narrow-minded theater hominid
  11/02/15
You seem dumb. Why don't you apply to this job, shitlib?
Boyish fortuitous meteor
  11/02/15
that does sound challenging
Painfully honest titillating hell stain
  11/03/15
they say things like: "these forever stamps might be an...
Painfully honest titillating hell stain
  11/02/15
...
Boyish fortuitous meteor
  11/04/15
Please visit www.usps.com/careers on or after October 29, 20...
Boyish fortuitous meteor
  11/02/15
180
Concupiscible turdskin skinny woman
  11/02/15
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buff resort tank
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Mischievous Theatre
  11/02/15
Rofl
cracking chestnut center corn cake
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odious internet-worthy hunting ground
  11/02/15
...
Boyish fortuitous meteor
  11/02/15
lol
Ocher goyim hissy fit
  11/02/15
lmao
Slimy bespoke internal respiration
  11/04/15
...
Boyish fortuitous meteor
  11/30/15
Fuck it, I'm going for it.
amber vivacious people who are hurt
  11/02/15
how competitive is this job in your estimation, shitlib?
Boyish fortuitous meteor
  11/02/15
...
Boyish fortuitous meteor
  11/03/15
Link? I want to see it in its native glory.
buff resort tank
  11/02/15
idk I seen it at Michigan's Symplicity website, but here is ...
Boyish fortuitous meteor
  11/02/15
did you go to mich SSM?
Slimy bespoke internal respiration
  11/04/15
rate Michigan law, shitlib.
Boyish fortuitous meteor
  11/04/15
definitely objectively in the top 11
Slimy bespoke internal respiration
  11/04/15
I HAVE DECIDED TO APPLY FOR THIS JOB. BACK OFF FAGGOTS IT IS...
Ocher goyim hissy fit
  11/02/15
Dude, I kind of want to.
Beady-eyed mediation national
  11/02/15
how the fuck can these boomer scum REQUIRE a fucking clerksh...
floppy mustard house
  11/02/15
"A cumulative law school grade point average of at leas...
vigorous bearded international law enforcement agency
  11/02/15
3.0 if T25, 3.5 if non-T25 Shit, I was 3.1 at #26
violent background story forum
  11/02/15
it just sounds like typical bigfed OGC shit USPS has a ton ...
white provocative friendly grandma
  11/02/15
i once had the post office lose my package - like it opened ...
Painfully honest titillating hell stain
  11/03/15
USPS is SPS
violent background story forum
  11/03/15
why
Boyish fortuitous meteor
  11/03/15
...
Boyish fortuitous meteor
  11/30/15
Update?
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:21 AM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor

DESCRIPTION

The Law Department of the United States Postal Service offers excellent and challenging employment opportunities for highly motivated and innovative individuals. We are currently seeking to hire 3Ls and recent law graduates for our three-year Accelerated Career Entry Program for Honors Attorneys. The Accelerated Career Entry Program for Honors Attorneys is highly competitive and provides the opportunity for recent graduates to assume significant responsibility very early in their careers. As the second-largest civilian employer and the largest unionized employer in the country, the Postal Service provides our Honors Attorneys with invaluable exposure and experience.

Honors Attorneys will have the opportunity to gain knowledge of other federal agencies, courts, and administrative boards, including the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, Federal Trade Commission, Merit Systems Protection Board, National Labor Relations Board, Court of Federal Claims. U.S. District Courts and Court of Appeals, United States Patent and Trademark Office, Postal Service Board of Contract Appeals, and Postal Regulatory Commission.

The initial salary is generally $76,000, and Honors Attorneys are eligible for generous salary increase throughout their three years in the Accelerated Career Entry Program. In addition, the Postal Service offers excellent benefits, including health and life insurance, a retirement plan, a savings investment plan with employer contribution, flexible spending accounts, flexible work schedules; and annual and sick leave. Positions will be filled no earlier than September 2016.

Qualified applicants must earn a Juris Doctor from an accredited law school no more than 30 months prior to the date of employment. Successful candidates possess outstanding analytical, advocacy, and writing skills.

Additionally, applicants must satisfy at least one of the following requirements:

Membership on the editorial board of an academic law journal accredited by the law school from which the applicant graduated.

Standing in the top 20% of his or her law school class upon graduation as measured by class standing statistics maintained by the applicant's law school.

A cumulative law school grade point average of at least 3.5 upon graduation.

Graduation from a law school ranked within the top 25 schools in the nation by an entity that conducts national law school rankings, with a cumulative law school grade point average of at least 3.0 upon graduation.

Completion of at least one year of a judicial clerkship in a federal court or in a states highest court at the time of hire.

Qualified applicants must be a U.S. citizen or have permanent resident alien status, and must successfully complete a pre-employment drug and background security screening process.

APPLICATION PROCESS

Please visit www.usps.com/careers on or after October 29, 2015 to apply. The Postal Service no longer accepts applications that are submitted by mail. When applying for an advertised vacancy, all applicants are required to apply through our eCareer system located on our website.

A cover letter, writing sample, resume, and recent transcript are required.

POSITION TYPE

Entry Level Attorney

CONTACT INFORMATION

Employer: US Postal Service

Name: Renault Turner

Address: 475 L 'Enfant Plaza

Washington, DC

20260 United States



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093369)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Concupiscible turdskin skinny woman

That's my exact salary I meet none of the criterias

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093425)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor

Why didn't you u make it on law review, shitlib?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093429)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Concupiscible turdskin skinny woman

I'm legit dumb and lazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093454)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor

"The Law Department of the United States Postal Service offers excellent and challenging employment opportunities for highly motivated and innovative individuals"

wtf could be challenging in the legal department at the post office? WHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093460)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible turdskin skinny woman

Licking your own envelopes knowing the toxicity could be fatal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093481)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: violent background story forum

Lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29099010)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: Smoky sanctuary yarmulke

The usps constantly has unfair labor practice charges filed against it at the NLRB. They're known as a serious recidivist employer. Also tons of labor contracts so they must have a lot of busy labor lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093571)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor

ah makes sense. are NLRB judges usually pro business or pro union/employee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093588)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: mentally impaired corner

What do you think, shitlib?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093844)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: flirting den tattoo

LR not required mang. any journal will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29098976)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Painfully honest titillating hell stain

no where in the ad does it say whether i get a discount on stamps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093433)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor

lol..

explain this sentence:

"The Law Department of the United States Postal Service offers excellent and challenging employment opportunities for highly motivated and innovative individuals"

wtf could be challenging in the legal department at the post office? WHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093447)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Painfully honest titillating hell stain

you can't simply avoid my inquiry - they didn't even mention the word "stamps" in the entire listing. there are some days where you wonder why you even got out of bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093452)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor

lol I have no clue. Now answer my inquiry, shitlib.

"The Law Department of the United States Postal Service offers excellent and challenging employment opportunities for highly motivated and innovative individuals"

wtf could be challenging in the legal department at the post office? WHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093459)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: Painfully honest titillating hell stain

have you even been to the post office? it's always challenging - everything is challenging about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093654)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor

what about about in the law department of the post office? What do they do? Analyze the potential liability of tampered mail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093661)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded theater hominid



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor

You seem dumb.

Why don't you apply to this job, shitlib?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093716)



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Date: November 3rd, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Painfully honest titillating hell stain

that does sound challenging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29101736)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: Painfully honest titillating hell stain

they say things like: "these forever stamps might be an issue. how can they actually be good 'forever?'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093710)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29110142)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor

Please visit www.usps.com/careers on or after October 29, 2015 to apply. The Postal Service no longer accepts applications that are submitted by mail.

oh the irony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093468)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Concupiscible turdskin skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093487)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: buff resort tank



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Mischievous Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093558)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: cracking chestnut center corn cake

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093857)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: odious internet-worthy hunting ground



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Ocher goyim hissy fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093935)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Slimy bespoke internal respiration

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29110538)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29278791)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: amber vivacious people who are hurt

Fuck it, I'm going for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093502)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor

how competitive is this job in your estimation, shitlib?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093546)



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Date: November 3rd, 2015 8:04 AM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: buff resort tank

Link?

I want to see it in its native glory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093562)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:54 AM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor

idk I seen it at Michigan's Symplicity website, but here is an alternative link

http://www.theladders.com/Attorney-x28Honors-Programx29%7CLong-Beach-CA%7C7029182?x=q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093570)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 4:56 PM
Author: Slimy bespoke internal respiration

did you go to mich SSM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29110541)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor

rate Michigan law, shitlib.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29110556)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Slimy bespoke internal respiration

definitely objectively in the top 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29110563)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Ocher goyim hissy fit

I HAVE DECIDED TO APPLY FOR THIS JOB. BACK OFF FAGGOTS IT IS MINE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093942)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed mediation national

Dude, I kind of want to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29098813)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: floppy mustard house

how the fuck can these boomer scum REQUIRE a fucking clerkship? jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29098823)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: vigorous bearded international law enforcement agency

"A cumulative law school grade point average of at least 3.5 upon graduation.

[...] a cumulative law school grade point average of at least 3.0 upon graduation."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29098961)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: violent background story forum

3.0 if T25, 3.5 if non-T25

Shit, I was 3.1 at #26

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29099019)



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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: white provocative friendly grandma

it just sounds like typical bigfed OGC shit

USPS has a ton of unionized lazy BLACK employees who spend their days doing nothing but filing EEO complaints and union grievances against USPS management. Your job will be to defend management against this bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29099058)



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Date: November 3rd, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: Painfully honest titillating hell stain

i once had the post office lose my package - like it opened in their warehouse and they found the package, but the item was gone. sent them a rude letter but never heard back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29101657)



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Date: November 3rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: violent background story forum

USPS is SPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29101729)



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Date: November 3rd, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor

why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29103280)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: Boyish fortuitous meteor



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: irradiated double fault

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#30543970)