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CHRISTIANS THAT BELIEVE IN THE TRINITY ARE RIDICULOUS

God equals three entities? Christian theology cannot reconci...
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Jesus, Daddy and The Spook
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  11/19/15
this is the equivalent of saying that you disbelieve quantum...
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Orange foreskin
  11/04/15
So God, the omnipotent ontologically perfect being, can be d...
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  11/04/15
it is one of the central mysteries of the Christian faith
Orange foreskin
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"Mystery" lol Didn't that shit get fought over ...
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  11/04/15
If by "compromised" you mean the Holy Council of N...
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What do you understand the word "omnipotent" to me...
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All-powerful and indivisible.
Hairless puce fat ankles
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So why would dividing be implausible?
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Dividing God would make him bound by time and space, which w...
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  11/04/15
it's a compromise between Mediterranean paganism and Judaism
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  11/04/15
elaborate, shitlib.
Hairless puce fat ankles
  11/04/15
it was Paul's brilliant way to "sell" Jesus's apoc...
Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church
  11/04/15
interesting point. Do all Christian denominations believe in...
Hairless puce fat ankles
  11/04/15
are you serious? do you have even a high school education?
Orange foreskin
  11/04/15
Modern nontrinitarian groups or denominations include Christ...
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  11/04/15
so you're just poasting Wikipedia copypasta now? what's happ...
Orange foreskin
  11/04/15
lol at Christianity and its seventy thousand different sects...
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  11/04/15
PSA: Christianity was basically only one branch (Catholicism...
Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church
  11/04/15
Was the idea of papal infallibility codified by early Christ...
Hairless puce fat ankles
  11/04/15
From the Bible, particularly the verses where Jesus anoints ...
Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church
  11/04/15
Do all Christians accept the virgin birth of Jesus?
Hairless puce fat ankles
  11/04/15
As far as I know, yeah. But you can find weird groups out th...
Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church
  11/04/15
Makes sense. What liturgical practices of Christianity do yo...
Hairless puce fat ankles
  11/04/15
I find the repetitively ritualistic culture of Catholicism t...
Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church
  11/04/15
I concur, particularly with the whole baptism ritual that Ca...
Hairless puce fat ankles
  11/04/15
Protestantism created its own set of problems, including the...
Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church
  11/04/15
true and good point. What about Anglicans? Thoughts on them?...
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  11/04/15
Don't know much about them other than they are pretty closel...
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  11/04/15
lol. Do you think Christian beliefs on Jesus are a byproduct...
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  11/04/15
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&mc...
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  11/04/15
Non-Catholics love to mock the Eucharist. It is an easy targ...
Orange foreskin
  11/04/15
This cracker LITERALLY IS A PIECE OF FLESH BRO
Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church
  11/04/15
(Guy who is not in Divine Grace)
Orange foreskin
  11/04/15
(Guy with huge guilt that he didn't talk to a priest anonymo...
Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church
  11/04/15
Tbf...yeah
Orange foreskin
  11/04/15
I try and only eat transubstantiationed meals.
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  11/04/15
...
Hairless puce fat ankles
  11/19/15
Not Mormons.
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...
motley filthpig
  11/04/15
i confess to having some crippling doubts about de holy spir...
Rambunctious lascivious casino
  11/04/15
Better not Blaspheme against it, as that is unforgivable!!!!
motley filthpig
  11/04/15
Are u a devout Christian, shitcon?
Hairless puce fat ankles
  11/04/15
The Holy Ghost is the Third Person of the Blessed Trinity. ...
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  11/04/15
(Arianist)
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  11/04/15
Arianism is a nontrinitarian belief which asserts that Jesus...
Hairless puce fat ankles
  11/04/15
Sounds cr. Thoughts on Origen?
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  11/04/15
*who
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  11/19/15
Dude, it's fully explained here. http://en.wikipedia.org/...
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Date: November 4th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles

God equals three entities? Christian theology cannot reconcile the clear irrationality of belief in the trinity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29108850)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Abnormal range

Jesus, Daddy and The Spook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29215292)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: emerald incel

this is the equivalent of saying that you disbelieve quantum theory because the matter on a scale that you can personally observe doesn't behave that way

we do not limit God to our own limited ability to understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29108900)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: Orange foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29108909)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles

So God, the omnipotent ontologically perfect being, can be divided intro three distinct entities that are simultaneously ONE? This seems implausible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109011)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: Orange foreskin

it is one of the central mysteries of the Christian faith

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109112)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: motley filthpig

"Mystery" lol

Didn't that shit get fought over and then eventually compromised on in the 400s?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109208)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Bisexual fluffy telephone

If by "compromised" you mean the Holy Council of Nicea was reconciled by the Holy Spirit to the Truth and then affirmed and memorialized the same, then yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29110728)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29110862)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: hilarious antidepressant drug organic girlfriend

What do you understand the word "omnipotent" to mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109119)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles

All-powerful and indivisible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109190)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: hilarious antidepressant drug organic girlfriend

So why would dividing be implausible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109719)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles

Dividing God would make him bound by time and space, which would be an inherent limitation on HIS omnipotence and all-encompassing nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109771)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29110671)



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Date: November 24th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29243472)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29212135)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: flatulent contagious locus son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109636)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church

it's a compromise between Mediterranean paganism and Judaism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109115)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles

elaborate, shitlib.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109123)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church

it was Paul's brilliant way to "sell" Jesus's apocalyptic version of Judaism to the pagan masses, who liked to worship multiple "gods"

the deification of "virgin" Mary can probably be lumped in with this too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109473)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles

interesting point. Do all Christian denominations believe in the Trinity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109474)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Orange foreskin

are you serious? do you have even a high school education?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109527)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles

Modern nontrinitarian groups or denominations include Christadelphians, Christian Scientists, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Dawn Bible Students, Friends General Conference, Iglesia ni Cristo, Jehovah's Witnesses, Living Church of God, Members Church of God International, Oneness Pentecostals, the Seventh Day Church of God, Unitarian Universalist Christians, United Church of God, and The Shepherd's Chapel.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109552)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Orange foreskin

so you're just poasting Wikipedia copypasta now? what's happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109649)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles

lol at Christianity and its seventy thousand different sects/denominations/schools of thought. how would anyone know what the word of God is with all these groups claiming exclusive divine salvation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109672)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church

PSA: Christianity was basically only one branch (Catholicism) until the 1400s.

All 'mainstream' sects of Christianity (Catholicism, Anglicanism, Methodism, Lutheranism, etc) believe in Trinitarianism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109709)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles

Was the idea of papal infallibility codified by early Christians? Where did Catholics get this idea from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109752)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church

From the Bible, particularly the verses where Jesus anoints Peter as the 'rock' on which Jesus builds his church. Peter was the first 'pope.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109794)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles

Do all Christians accept the virgin birth of Jesus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109803)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church

As far as I know, yeah. But you can find weird groups out there that probably believe Jesus was actually an alien from Alpha Centauri. But all mainstream Christian denominations believe in the virgin birth. Though there are probably well known branches that don't believe Mary stayed a virgin her whole life like the Catholics do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109838)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles

Makes sense. What liturgical practices of Christianity do you find utterly unreasonable or ridiculous, if any?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109863)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church

I find the repetitively ritualistic culture of Catholicism to be pretty bizarre and outdated. I also think transubatiantiation is probably not scripturally sound.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109879)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles

I concur, particularly with the whole baptism ritual that Catholics do and the way the priest says "the body of Christ". Its a bit scary for the uninitiated.

what are your thoughts on Protestants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109887)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church

Protestantism created its own set of problems, including the fact that any old hillbilly in his basement can start a 'church of Christ' or whatever nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109914)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles

true and good point. What about Anglicans? Thoughts on them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109916)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church

Don't know much about them other than they are pretty closely aligned with the RCC in terms of beliefs. Henry VIII started it because the pope wouldn't annul his marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109927)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles

lol. Do you think Christian beliefs on Jesus are a byproduct of paganism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109945)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&mc=43&forum_id=2#29109473

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109960)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:37 PM
Author: Orange foreskin

Non-Catholics love to mock the Eucharist. It is an easy target

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109883)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church

This cracker LITERALLY IS A PIECE OF FLESH BRO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109900)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Orange foreskin

(Guy who is not in Divine Grace)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109922)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Charcoal Crotch Church

(Guy with huge guilt that he didn't talk to a priest anonymously and recite a prayer 50 times in a row this week before eating a cracker that transforms into a piece of flesh from a dude who died 2000 years ago)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109949)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:49 PM
Author: Orange foreskin

Tbf...yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109956)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Disrespectful stimulating address

I try and only eat transubstantiationed meals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109972)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29211871)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: nubile beta orchestra pit

Not Mormons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109750)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: motley filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109210)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Rambunctious lascivious casino

i confess to having some crippling doubts about de holy spirit. Jesus sharing in God the Creator's essence makes some sort of sense. But who is this third person?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109218)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: motley filthpig

Better not Blaspheme against it, as that is unforgivable!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109224)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles

Are u a devout Christian, shitcon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109230)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: violet thriller degenerate nibblets

The Holy Ghost is the Third Person of the Blessed Trinity.

Though really distinct, as a Person, from the Father and the Son, He is consubstantial with Them; being God like Them, He possesses with Them one and the same Divine Essence or Nature.

He proceeds, not by way of generation, but by way of spiration, from the Father and the Son together, as from a single principle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109659)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: zombie-like fuchsia double fault kitty

(Arianist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109606)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Hairless puce fat ankles

Arianism is a nontrinitarian belief which asserts that Jesus Christ is the Son of God, but is subordinate to God the Father. Arianism is defined as those teachings attributed to Arius, which are in opposition to current mainstream Christian teachings on the nature of the Trinity and the nature of Christ. It was first attributed to Arius (c. AD 250–336), a Christian presbyter in Alexandria, Egypt.

The Arian concept of Christ is that the Son of God did not always exist, but was created by God the Father. This belief is grounded in the Gospel of John (14:28)[1] passage: "You heard me say, 'I am going away and I am coming back to you.' If you loved me, you would be glad that I am going to the Father, for the Father is greater than I."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29109640)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 4:04 PM
Author: apoplectic abusive piazza

Sounds cr. Thoughts on Origen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29110083)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: irate razzle-dazzle hissy fit pisswyrm

*who

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29215295)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: snowy newt faggot firefighter

Dude, it's fully explained here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicene_Creed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3035587&forum_id=2#29215302)