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ITT: I tell you how to order at a steakhouse

PRE-DINNER: 1. Apertif at the bar such as a martini (very...
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This is for a table of say 4. I'm not suggesting one person...
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I usually don't have room for starter, salad or much of the ...
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IMO the whole reason to go to a steakhouse is for the ambian...
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I'm all about DAT steak
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this. If you are full up by the time of dessert you can g...
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The idea is really to get one dessert and have 3-4 forkfuls....
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yeah. most of the time I have done this the ice cream optio...
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(Not disco fries)
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LOL AT A REAL MAN SHARING DESSERT OR SIDES, THA'S FUCKING SH...
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Have you never been to a steakhouse? Deserts are gigantic. E...
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Do you order the Caesar salad, or bring the ingredients in w...
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Just do shake 'n' steak bro.
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1. Bring in messenger bag 2. Waiter
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Just give me a fucking steak and whatever is on tap.
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i love me some beer, but NEVER at a steakhouse. ever.
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i can do beer with almost anything, but not at a steakhouse....
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what are good steakhouses in Chicago?
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Never been to Chicago.
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Gibson's, Morton's, mastro's, Chicago Cut, RPM.
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For a tourist, Gibson's is fine even though the food itself ...
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what's wrong with Morton's/Mastro's?
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You'll get a fine steak at either. Morton's is a chain, n...
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SIZZLERS!!
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joe's stone crab and steakhouse is TCR
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Joes is easily my favorite.
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Joe's, Bavette's, Ditka, Chop House
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damn, Ironside's lifestyle tips include steakhouses too?!
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This is how I would order for two at a steakhouse. Hopefully...
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Is the wedge salad a WASP thing? It just looks so gross.
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I prefer a more flavorful, rich tasting cheese. A nice baked...
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This is good but I like manhattans before steak.
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I don't like desserts at all. I like rich meals and alcohol....
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To be fair this is how you should order at any restaurant
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Why central coast as opposed to Napa/Sonoma?
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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&fo...
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flame. nothing about a bloomin' onion.
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*get whatever type of wine you like. If you like white wine...
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

PRE-DINNER:

1. Apertif at the bar such as a martini (very slightly dirty), or champagne

DINNER:

1. Continue with your apertif from beforehand, or order a second.

2. Plate of raw oysters for the table, or, if feeling decadent, a chilled seafood tower

3. Order wine, red only.

4. Caesar Salad prepared tableside.

5. Order one of the following steaks medium rare: Porterhouse, Ribeye (bone-in preferred), New York Strip (bone-in preferred)

6. Order sides. They should include creamed spinach and a crispy potato dish at a minimum. Mushrooms can be a nice addition.

7. Order more wine BEFORE the steak comes.

8. Eat steak and sides. Take long enough that you order wine one final time.

AFTER-DINNER:

1. Espresso.

2. Dessert for the table, NOT individually. Something classic, such as key lime pie, pecan pie, cheesecake, or bread pudding.

3. 1-2 rounds of digestif.

Fin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152521)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: vermilion curious site gay wizard

You're not wrong; you're just an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152536)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152544)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: doobsian walnut philosopher-king parlor

It's a Big Lebowski quote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152604)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

am i done here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152609)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Blood Rage

(bitchy gay guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152584)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: vermilion curious site gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152600)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: stimulating hell



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Date: September 30th, 2019 8:26 PM
Author: frum bronze theatre

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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Outnumbered splenetic abode

too much food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152542)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

This is for a table of say 4. I'm not suggesting one person orders 2-3 sides and then fucking dessert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152547)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Outnumbered splenetic abode

I usually don't have room for starter, salad or much of the sides. DAT steak filling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152557)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

IMO the whole reason to go to a steakhouse is for the ambiance and the accoutrements. I can have steak 95% as good as steakhouse steak at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152591)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Outnumbered splenetic abode

I'm all about DAT steak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152595)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: Onyx coldplay fan

this.

If you are full up by the time of dessert you can get the ice cream option

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152722)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

The idea is really to get one dessert and have 3-4 forkfuls. You should be able to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152733)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Onyx coldplay fan

yeah. most of the time I have done this the ice cream option is super tiny and it is unusual or uncommon flavor plus one little chocolate or raspberry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152744)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz flirting headpube

(Not disco fries)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152598)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Pale stag film french chef

LOL AT A REAL MAN SHARING DESSERT OR SIDES, THA'S FUCKING SHITLIB QUEERFAG COMMIE BULLSSHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152983)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: 180 plaza pocket flask

Have you never been to a steakhouse? Deserts are gigantic. Eg a slice of cake will be one quarter slice of a four tier cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153256)



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Date: March 10th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Razzle area nibblets

KEEP TALKING SHIT TO BLOODACRE

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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Out-of-control self-absorbed halford

Steak is morally wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152550)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:36 PM
Author: fear-inspiring trailer park



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: doobsian walnut philosopher-king parlor

Do you order the Caesar salad, or bring the ingredients in with you in a bag? Prepare it yourself, or ask the waiter to do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152558)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: vermilion curious site gay wizard

Just do shake 'n' steak bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152572)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

1. Bring in messenger bag

2. Waiter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152577)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Talented nofapping doctorate

The bag fees are becoming unreasonable at most places these days so you probably want to suck it up and eat their salad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152585)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: vermilion curious site gay wizard

Could you not be such a Jew for five minutes? Could you try?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152597)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: balding vibrant idea he suggested



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: ruby adventurous deer antler corner

Just give me a fucking steak and whatever is on tap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152728)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

i love me some beer, but NEVER at a steakhouse. ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152738)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: ruby adventurous deer antler corner

Well, the difference between you and me is that I'm a man, and you are a homosexual. Do what works for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152745)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: orchid home

red wine with steak, cheese and chocolate. you belong in a sports bar with well done burger if you order beer with beef.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152778)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: Onyx coldplay fan

BEE-R BEE-F

See what I did there. they go together bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152792)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:51 PM
Author: arousing therapy

(Dude who belongs in a bathhouse)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152843)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

i can do beer with almost anything, but not at a steakhouse.

MAYBE could do a beer as a pre-dinner drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152902)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Heady hissy fit macaca

gtfo of this thread you philipino philistine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152910)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 5:30 AM
Author: bateful orchestra pit

Just bc you can order a steak at Applebee's doesn't make it a steakhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157573)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: pontificating business firm mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258187)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Onyx coldplay fan

Too much food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32259549)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: ocher preventive strike boltzmann

what are good steakhouses in Chicago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152575)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

Never been to Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152594)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: Umber abusive resort friendly grandma

Gibson's, Morton's, mastro's, Chicago Cut, RPM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152623)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: Spruce university

For a tourist, Gibson's is fine even though the food itself is overrated. Morton's and Mastro's, god no. Chicago Cut is good. I think the Del Frisco's space is cool if ur into the Viagra Triangle scene, although I hate to recommend a chain. I think Chicago Chop House is the coolest old school place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152685)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Umber abusive resort friendly grandma

what's wrong with Morton's/Mastro's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152748)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: jet-lagged electric furnace state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153036)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:27 PM
Author: Spruce university

You'll get a fine steak at either.

Morton's is a chain, nothing wrong with it but no reason to go there vs other Chicago-only places. As far as chains go, I'd still pick Del Frisco's, Ruth's Chris, and Capital Grille over Morton's (either location).

Mastro's (also a chain albeit fewer locations) is too tryhard in my opinion and, like Del Frisco's, seems like someplace a rich immigrant would go because he's heard rich Americans go to BIG STEAKHOUSE and order BIG CAB and BIG STEAK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153082)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Heady hissy fit macaca

mortons > Ruths chris bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153089)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:30 PM
Author: Spruce university

You are just saying that because you don't like all the black people in Ruth's Chris. Racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153102)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: french telephone

You realize del frisco is a chain, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153466)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Spruce university

I acknowledge that in literally the same sentence when I mention their cool space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153888)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: doobsian walnut philosopher-king parlor

Ditka's Oakbrook Terrace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152633)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Umber abusive resort friendly grandma

went there after swearing-in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152654)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: Onyx coldplay fan

SIZZLERS!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152727)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Heady hissy fit macaca

joe's stone crab and steakhouse is TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152904)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Spectacular jew

Joes is easily my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155119)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:24 PM
Author: buff shitlib

Joe's, Bavette's, Ditka, Chop House

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153844)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Umber abusive resort friendly grandma

damn, Ironside's lifestyle tips include steakhouses too?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152606)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: doobsian walnut philosopher-king parlor

tits on a stick | hint of ass cheek | medium-rare porterhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152614)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: free-loading patrolman

These are all highly credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134831)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:27 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

the goal is to go to a high-end steakhouse for dinner with a tits on a stick wearing a miniskirt showing a hint of asscheek as your dining companion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134852)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic stage

Yep with a medium rare porterhouse labia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258279)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: maniacal messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152616)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Smoky lascivious national security agency gas station

uhhhh not credited at all. well done with ketchup or steak sauce is the credited order. if they offer it, and only the really nice places do, you should order your steak boiled instead of grilled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152679)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: ocher preventive strike boltzmann

I hope this is some weird faggot twink SF flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152688)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Smoky lascivious national security agency gas station

well done is not the right order for, say, an Outback. the meat gets too tough and dry. but the really nice places use expensive cuts of meat that remain tender and juicy, so if your steak is $40 or more, you should always order it well done, otherwise you're just wasting your money on fine cuts. that's why the price is so much, because only the highest quality meat can be cooked well done in proper fashion.

this weird trend of not using ketchup or steak sauce is very recent as well. why do you think it was invented? ketchup especially is the perfect compliment to really bring out the flavors in the steak. the idea that you shouldn't use ketchup or steak sauce is some weird remnant of the 90's when you had the simple, organic, local food trend out of SF (led by Alice Waters and Chez Panisse) displacing french novelle cuisine (Bocuse and his culinary heirs) and its technically complex dishes. ketchup and steak sauce were seen as needlessly complex sauces, and the simple food trend was encouraging people to dishes with as few ingredients as possible. while steakhouses remained traditional with their side dishes, serving au gratin and creamed spinach and the like, somehow people got it in their head that a steak should be eaten with only simply salt and pepper to season it.

boiling as opposed to grilling is difficult to do properly with steak, but is the proper way to prepare a good steak because it allows for more even cooking throughout the cut while keeping the moisture spread evenly throughout. on the grill, the edges of the meat get charred and burned, and the first 1/4" to 1/2" of the meat ends up overcooked to raise the center of the cut to proper temperature. the reason only the really nice places offer boiling is because it requires a ton of kitchen space because each steak needs its own pot, and the water must be changed between each steak before cooking. it's much more labor and equipment intensive than the traditional grill, but is absolutely a superior method.

you probably think Applebees makes a good steak, so this will all be lost on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152746)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Onyx coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153051)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Spruce university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153093)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:14 PM
Author: chestnut stirring famous landscape painting

Excellent points. But how do you feel about a microwaved steak in comparison to a boiled steak?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153335)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: Smoky lascivious national security agency gas station

this is one of those techniques being employed by molecular gastronomy chefs. first started being done in Chicago, i think it was Homaro Cantu who tried it first (who else?) and then you also saw some microwaved steak dishes along with other microwaved beef cuts at some of the other places like Alinea. outside of that scene i haven't seen it much. i'm not much a fan of molecular gastronomy but i will say the one time i tried a microwaved steak dish i wished more traditional steakhouses would experiment with it. maybe it will grow in popularity the way boiling has. if you ever have the chance to try it, i definitely recommend it. even if you don't see it on the menu, don't be shy about asking your waiter if it's available as a preparation method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156274)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 5:25 AM
Author: aqua generalized bond

underrated

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157569)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 3:01 PM
Author: fragrant bright location voyeur

lol but the boiling thing is actually true if you SOUS VIDE. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157709)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic stage

Souls vide water bath for an hour and 20 at 129 degrees followed by a pan sear is all you need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258297)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: fragrant bright location voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258557)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: exciting pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35843753)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: peach station

Yeah but grappa is awful though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152734)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

for digestif i usually prefer port wine, limoncello, or something like amaretto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152743)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Disturbing Sweet Tailpipe

Black buca

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152785)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:35 PM
Author: peach station

Port is 180 as fuck

Limoncello is disgusting and I have no idea when that became a thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153438)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: Disturbing Sweet Tailpipe

This is how I would order for two at a steakhouse. Hopefully the second is a summer associate that I just don't like.

Negronis to start

Seafood tower

Another Negroni

Classic Wedge Salad

Bottle of Cabernet

Wagyu longbone/tomahawk bone-in ribeye for two (medium rare), sides: potatoes au gratin, onion rings, asparagus, creamed spinach, lobster Mac and cheese

Another bottle of Cabernet

No dessert

Black Sambuca

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152774)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: doobsian walnut philosopher-king parlor

unghhhhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152786)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: vermilion curious site gay wizard

Is the wedge salad a WASP thing? It just looks so gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152795)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:56 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

i'm a caesarmo all the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152894)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Disturbing Sweet Tailpipe

I prefer a more flavorful, rich tasting cheese. A nice baked dish of Camembert infused with rosemary and thyme could supplant the salad altogether.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152930)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Heady hissy fit macaca

too rich. you are about to eat a steak that's like half fat, you want something lighter first, not a fucking block of cheese

agreed wedge is kinda TTT though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152938)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Disturbing Sweet Tailpipe

Camembert transitioning into wedge salad transitioning into bone in ribeye is pretty credited. Although you may find yourself sick and hating life. But then again, that's why I eat. I want to make my physical discomfort match my emotional pain so I can forget about that for a moment and just suffer under the burdens of my own decadence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152971)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:36 PM
Author: duck-like geriatric sanctuary persian

You should try sadomasochism instead, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134909)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:39 PM
Author: Disturbing Sweet Tailpipe

Credited post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258416)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Emerald Crusty Police Squad Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237621)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 12:33 AM
Author: Heady hissy fit macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#40351422)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:21 PM
Author: Grizzly lodge

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153819)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Floppy sandwich

This is good but I like manhattans before steak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155310)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: doobsian walnut philosopher-king parlor

Me too. Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155330)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: Galvanic Becky Knife

(Billionaire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152798)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Heady hissy fit macaca

this is pretty credited. sides you should get a green, a starch, and possibly something else like mushrooms. lots of places will have special shit like truffle/lobster mac and cheese etc that you can substitute for potatoes.

also dessert should have some more flexibility since key lime is TTT and cheese cake isnt the greatest after an already rich meal. creme brulee, souffle/baked good with ice cream, are all top notch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152816)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:56 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

totally fair on the dessert, though i like the tartness of key lime. something like a lemon tart is pretty good too.

regarding the starch: i like it to be a crispy potato for the texture aspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152892)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Disturbing Sweet Tailpipe

I don't like desserts at all. I like rich meals and alcohol. I skip this stage and go straight for that black Sambuca.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152914)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

i like a few bites of something sweet at the end of a heavy, salty meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152923)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Heady hissy fit macaca

i dont like dessertth, he lisped, they're bad for my figure *giggles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152927)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Maize whorehouse

got full just from reading this now i feel sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152921)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Smoky lascivious national security agency gas station

does your pussy hurt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152999)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:21 PM
Author: Grizzly lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153816)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Outnumbered splenetic abode

"What's a steak? Do I shove it up my ass?" - Millennial "male"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153092)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Spruce university

Millennial male asshold winking as the waiter discusses the tomahawk steak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153131)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

"I'll have the thcallopth and a nithe chardonnay", the millennial "male" lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153137)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: vivacious den hunting ground

HOPR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153094)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: honey-headed ratface stead

1. Get high as fuck with your boys in your meridian apartment.

2. Drink a couple natty bohs beforehand. Don't want to get too full.

3. Everyone piles in to the lyft

4. Arrive at Fogo de chao

5. Order rail drinks and slaughter plate after plate of steak.

6. Throw up in the bathroom to keep eating (optional)

7. Head back to Clarendon, hit the bars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153145)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: Grizzly lodge

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153747)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: Smoky lascivious national security agency gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156323)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 4:50 AM
Author: white shrine really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157546)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 5:39 AM
Author: bateful orchestra pit

? If you live in the meridian you can walk to fogo de chao. And why would you go out in Clarendon if you're already downtown??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157579)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Excitant carnelian principal's office prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157377)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: Grizzly lodge

To be fair this is how you should order at any restaurant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153741)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring trailer park

what if a girl is pregnant. she cant eat medium rare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153838)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: Maize whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156281)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: Grizzly lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158378)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: Slate School Cafeteria Organic Girlfriend

I don't like bone in. even good places fuck it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155034)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Tan Giraffe

Wasn't there a great thread recently about a massive fatass who went to Peter Luger solo and went apeshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155373)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: thriller mental disorder step-uncle's house

Gotta say.... CR. Though I can do without most of the after dinner shit. Just 1 espresso is enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156329)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: passionate ungodly fortuitous meteor

Gin and Tonic to start, "dirty" martinis are for faggots, just order a goddam gin martini.

raw oysters as starter

wedge salad

A nice central coast Cabernet if they have it

medium-rare ribeye or ny strip (meat with fat is good)

cheesecake

Lagavulin (double)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157412)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: vermilion curious site gay wizard

cr re: dirty martinis

Would you like a pickle juice chaser with that, classy guy?

A martini should be served with a twist, not a bunch of olives polluting the gin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158386)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Grizzly lodge

It should be dry as fuck but olives r 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158392)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: maniacal messiness

see, before dinner i like the little bit of salt from the olives. it stokes my appetite. and i don't mean dirty dirty, just a touch for the slight salt taste.

if i'm just going out for a martini with a chick, i agree with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158400)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Vigorous painfully honest psychic chad

Why central coast as opposed to Napa/Sonoma?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35841502)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: chrome address

What's next, you tell us how to jack off?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158389)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: maniacal messiness

only use the finest previously-worn panties from Belgium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158405)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Grizzly lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158409)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Tan Giraffe

Hopefully. I have been tinkering with my technique lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158413)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:27 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134858)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 9:57 PM
Author: Big Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32259361)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: learning disabled flatulent church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134789)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Copper mood

Are you guys just not going to places with good steakhouse bacon? Credited dessert is scotch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158415)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: maniacal messiness

i prefer oysters to bacon, but i do like steakhouse bacon.

scotch is totally fine as an after dinner drink. bourbon too imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158427)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: maniacal messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134741)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

As you head to a steak dinner during this joyful Christmas season, please feel free to continue to use my primer on how to order at a steakhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157364)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:28 PM
Author: twinkling bbw stain

I came in here lookin to argue, but youre pretty much right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157399)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:30 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157411)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Laughsome Nudist Factory Reset Button Associate

What catsup do you recommend bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157375)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: hairless office ladyboy

i just went to a steakhouse and ordered just like you said and they all looked at me like i was a maniac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157395)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157410)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:35 PM
Author: Slippery supple center

flame. nothing about a bloomin' onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157448)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:49 PM
Author: magenta library

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157599)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:36 PM
Author: Heady hissy fit macaca

thoughts on the kobe/waygu options?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157460)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

imo usually not worth the dramatic price increase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157470)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: exhilarant milky scourge upon the earth

*get whatever type of wine you like. If you like white wine there's no reason to drink red just because someone once decided that it goes with steak.

*get the wedge salad with crumbled blue cheese, ranch and bacon bits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157579)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:57 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

lol @ white wine at a steakhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157678)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:55 PM
Author: at-the-ready church building

Turkey 101 rocks until they have to open a second bottle.

Eat some free bread. If others are with you have oysters or steak tartar and a salad. Otherwise skip them.

Dry aged ribeye for two. Rare. Nothing on it but salt. Eat it all yourself.

Some form of potato.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157662)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:55 PM
Author: Greedy stock car laser beams

thoughts on steak house onion rings? These are usually particularly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157663)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

i'm open to all sorts of sides. i just think you need at minimum a crispy potato dish. and creamed spinach is so classic and delicious that it wouldn't be the same without it.

big group? go nuts with the sides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157672)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Odious gunner range

fairly unremarkable OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258160)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

it's not supposed to be creative.

it's supposed to be a standard method for ordering at a steakhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258195)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sepia people who are hurt

get rare faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258305)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Rough-skinned athletic conference

go blue or go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258385)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sepia people who are hurt

ljl i just clicked this thread and was going to blank bump this before i even realized i was the one who posted it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237470)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:41 PM
Author: stimulating hell

*autistically reads XO's how to guide the entirety of steakhouse date*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258420)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: hilarious henna reading party circlehead

What's your position on CHATEAUBRIAND, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258491)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

not a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237409)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: amethyst charismatic locale

you told us what to order, and when, but i didn't see much how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258534)



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Date: March 10th, 2017 12:57 PM
Author: racy national

this is cr. OP is a man with exquisite taste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32797850)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: pontificating business firm mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#34603094)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

bump for spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237406)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: comical background story institution

That's a lot of fucking food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237842)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

a couple oysters, salad, a steak, some bites of sides, and a few bites of a table dessert is a lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237857)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: maniacal messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35835582)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: appetizing fat ankles locus

Are you more or less of a faggot since you started this shit thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35841542)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: maniacal messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#36966531)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: pontificating business firm mad cow disease

great thread, would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#38906527)



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Date: September 30th, 2019 8:13 PM
Author: maniacal messiness

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#38910532)



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Date: September 30th, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: Pink haunted graveyard

cocktail selection: nope

creamed spinach? GTFO

finally, your sweet tooth might actually be a soft tooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#38910568)



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Date: April 11th, 2022 6:22 PM
Author: maniacal messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#44320516)