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ITT: I tell you how to order at a steakhouse

PRE-DINNER: 1. Apertif at the bar such as a martini (very...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/10/15
You're not wrong; you're just an asshole.
technical analysis
  11/10/15
?
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/10/15
It's a Big Lebowski quote.
Judas Jones
  11/10/15
am i done here?
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/10/15
(bitchy gay guy)
,,.,.:.,..,..:,.:.,:,.....:.,.,:.:..,:,
  11/10/15
(quotemo stalker)
technical analysis
  11/10/15
...
mick taylor
  11/10/15
too much food
"'''"'''''"
  11/10/15
This is for a table of say 4. I'm not suggesting one person...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/10/15
I usually don't have room for starter, salad or much of the ...
"'''"'''''"
  11/10/15
IMO the whole reason to go to a steakhouse is for the ambian...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/10/15
I'm all about DAT steak
"'''"'''''"
  11/10/15
this. If you are full up by the time of dessert you can g...
spaceporn2525
  11/10/15
The idea is really to get one dessert and have 3-4 forkfuls....
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/10/15
yeah. most of the time I have done this the ice cream optio...
spaceporn2525
  11/10/15
(Not disco fries)
les
  11/10/15
LOL AT A REAL MAN SHARING DESSERT OR SIDES, THA'S FUCKING SH...
Redpillary Badminton the Asian MRA
  11/10/15
Have you never been to a steakhouse? Deserts are gigantic. E...
..,..,..,...,,,...,..,.,,.,..,.,,
  11/10/15
KEEP TALKING SHIT TO BLOODACRE
ck one
  03/10/17
Steak is morally wrong
it's cancer
  11/10/15
...
ImanageCat
  11/10/15
Do you order the Caesar salad, or bring the ingredients in w...
Judas Jones
  11/10/15
Just do shake 'n' steak bro.
technical analysis
  11/10/15
1. Bring in messenger bag 2. Waiter
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/10/15
The bag fees are becoming unreasonable at most places these ...
(*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')
  11/10/15
Could you not be such a Jew for five minutes? Could you try...
technical analysis
  11/10/15
...
~~(>' ' )>
  11/10/15
Just give me a fucking steak and whatever is on tap.
Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
  11/10/15
i love me some beer, but NEVER at a steakhouse. ever.
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/10/15
Well, the difference between you and me is that I'm a man, a...
Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
  11/10/15
red wine with steak, cheese and chocolate. you belong in a ...
McMaster Man
  11/10/15
BEE-R BEE-F See what I did there. they go together bro....
spaceporn2525
  11/10/15
(Dude who belongs in a bathhouse)
3strada
  11/10/15
i can do beer with almost anything, but not at a steakhouse....
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/10/15
gtfo of this thread you philipino philistine
Non sequitur
  11/10/15
Just bc you can order a steak at Applebee's doesn't make it ...
gaggle of IvyLeaguers from a Aaron Sorkin script
  11/11/15
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RCP90 (semi-retired)
  12/29/16
Too much food
spaceporn2525
  12/29/16
what are good steakhouses in Chicago?
.;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,
  11/10/15
Never been to Chicago.
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/10/15
Gibson's, Morton's, mastro's, Chicago Cut, RPM.
Metal Up Your Ass
  11/10/15
For a tourist, Gibson's is fine even though the food itself ...
hung stud
  11/10/15
what's wrong with Morton's/Mastro's?
Metal Up Your Ass
  11/10/15
...
Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle
  11/10/15
You'll get a fine steak at either. Morton's is a chain, n...
hung stud
  11/10/15
mortons > Ruths chris bro
Non sequitur
  11/10/15
You are just saying that because you don't like all the blac...
hung stud
  11/10/15
You realize del frisco is a chain, right?
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  11/10/15
I acknowledge that in literally the same sentence when I men...
hung stud
  11/10/15
Ditka's Oakbrook Terrace
Judas Jones
  11/10/15
went there after swearing-in
Metal Up Your Ass
  11/10/15
SIZZLERS!!
spaceporn2525
  11/10/15
joe's stone crab and steakhouse is TCR
Non sequitur
  11/10/15
Joes is easily my favorite.
CortezPeters
  11/10/15
Joe's, Bavette's, Ditka, Chop House
XO The Galleria of LGBT Fuckfests
  11/10/15
damn, Ironside's lifestyle tips include steakhouses too?!
Metal Up Your Ass
  11/10/15
tits on a stick | hint of ass cheek | medium-rare porterhous...
Judas Jones
  11/10/15
These are all highly credited
Absolutely Devastating
  08/08/16
the goal is to go to a high-end steakhouse for dinner with a...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  08/08/16
Yep with a medium rare porterhouse labia
Poast Malone
  12/29/16
...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/10/15
uhhhh not credited at all. well done with ketchup or steak s...
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  11/10/15
I hope this is some weird faggot twink SF flame
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  11/10/15
well done is not the right order for, say, an Outback. the m...
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  11/10/15
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spaceporn2525
  11/10/15
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hung stud
  11/10/15
Excellent points. But how do you feel about a microwaved ste...
dirte
  11/10/15
this is one of those techniques being employed by molecular ...
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  11/10/15
underrated 180
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  11/11/15
lol but the boiling thing is actually true if you SOUS VIDE....
erotic cyberpunk graffiti
  12/16/16
Souls vide water bath for an hour and 20 at 129 degrees foll...
Poast Malone
  12/29/16
...
erotic cyberpunk graffiti
  12/29/16
...
cyberpunk novel presciently describing FetLife
  04/15/18
Yeah but grappa is awful though
Aspie Pickup Line
  11/10/15
for digestif i usually prefer port wine, limoncello, or some...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/10/15
Black buca
amy chua
  11/10/15
Port is 180 as fuck Limoncello is disgusting and I have n...
Aspie Pickup Line
  11/10/15
This is how I would order for two at a steakhouse. Hopefully...
amy chua
  11/10/15
unghhhhhhhh
Judas Jones
  11/10/15
Is the wedge salad a WASP thing? It just looks so gross.
technical analysis
  11/10/15
i'm a caesarmo all the way
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/10/15
I prefer a more flavorful, rich tasting cheese. A nice baked...
amy chua
  11/10/15
too rich. you are about to eat a steak that's like half fat,...
Non sequitur
  11/10/15
Camembert transitioning into wedge salad transitioning into ...
amy chua
  11/10/15
You should try sadomasochism instead, bro.
Putin
  08/08/16
Credited post.
amy chua
  12/29/16
...
Honda Grom ripping away over the horizon
  01/25/18
Cr
Terence McKenna
  11/10/15
This is good but I like manhattans before steak.
Tim Daotua
  11/10/15
Me too. Heh.
Judas Jones
  11/10/15
(Billionaire)
OperaSoprano atop a ummm bad reception here
  11/10/15
this is pretty credited. sides you should get a green, a sta...
Non sequitur
  11/10/15
totally fair on the dessert, though i like the tartness of k...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/10/15
I don't like desserts at all. I like rich meals and alcohol....
amy chua
  11/10/15
i like a few bites of something sweet at the end of a heavy,...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/10/15
i dont like dessertth, he lisped, they're bad for my figure ...
Non sequitur
  11/10/15
got full just from reading this now i feel sick
buff faggot
  11/10/15
does your pussy hurt?
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  11/10/15
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Terence McKenna
  11/10/15
"What's a steak? Do I shove it up my ass?" - Mille...
"'''"'''''"
  11/10/15
Millennial male asshold winking as the waiter discusses the ...
hung stud
  11/10/15
"I'll have the thcallopth and a nithe chardonnay",...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/10/15
HOPR?
moving target rodeo clown in dindu thunderdome
  11/10/15
1. Get high as fuck with your boys in your meridian apartmen...
DRAIN THE SWAMP
  11/10/15
Lmao
Terence McKenna
  11/10/15
...
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  11/10/15
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the challenge of a heterosexual relationship
  11/11/15
? If you live in the meridian you can walk to fogo de chao. ...
gaggle of IvyLeaguers from a Aaron Sorkin script
  11/11/15
...
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  12/16/16
To be fair this is how you should order at any restaurant
Terence McKenna
  11/10/15
what if a girl is pregnant. she cant eat medium rare
ImanageCat
  11/10/15
...
buff faggot
  11/10/15
...
Terence McKenna
  11/11/15
I don't like bone in. even good places fuck it up.
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  11/10/15
Wasn't there a great thread recently about a massive fatass ...
chill im a nice person! i just hate everybody
  11/10/15
Gotta say.... CR. Though I can do without most of the after ...
corporate slave posting from a bathroom
  11/10/15
Gin and Tonic to start, "dirty" martinis are for f...
Anne Frank sporting a full bush
  11/11/15
cr re: dirty martinis Would you like a pickle juice chase...
technical analysis
  11/11/15
It should be dry as fuck but olives r 180
Terence McKenna
  11/11/15
see, before dinner i like the little bit of salt from the ol...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/11/15
Why central coast as opposed to Napa/Sonoma?
Such anathema to us!
  04/14/18
What's next, you tell us how to jack off?
Main Force Patrol
  11/11/15
only use the finest previously-worn panties from Belgium
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/11/15
...
Terence McKenna
  11/11/15
Hopefully. I have been tinkering with my technique lately
chill im a nice person! i just hate everybody
  11/11/15
Update?
Baron Mark von Ironside
  08/08/16
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nescac
  12/29/16
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Down and anon6356 in Paris and London
  08/08/16
Are you guys just not going to places with good steakhouse b...
Lemma Time
  11/11/15
i prefer oysters to bacon, but i do like steakhouse bacon. ...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  11/11/15
...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  08/08/16
As you head to a steak dinner during this joyful Christmas s...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  12/16/16
I came in here lookin to argue, but youre pretty much right.
EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!
  12/16/16
tyty
Baron Mark von Ironside
  12/16/16
What catsup do you recommend bros?
bowlcut autist
  12/16/16
i just went to a steakhouse and ordered just like you said a...
""""''
  12/16/16
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&fo...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  12/16/16
flame. nothing about a bloomin' onion.
39 y/o bumble shrew open to having kids someday
  12/16/16
tcr
ESL TM..,..;;.
  12/16/16
thoughts on the kobe/waygu options?
Non sequitur
  12/16/16
imo usually not worth the dramatic price increase.
Baron Mark von Ironside
  12/16/16
*get whatever type of wine you like. If you like white wine...
bloodacre
  12/16/16
lol @ white wine at a steakhouse
Baron Mark von Ironside
  12/16/16
Turkey 101 rocks until they have to open a second bottle. ...
Drunkard
  12/16/16
thoughts on steak house onion rings? These are usually parti...
michael doodikoff
  12/16/16
i'm open to all sorts of sides. i just think you need at mi...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  12/16/16
fairly unremarkable OP
snoo-faced gguegglich
  12/29/16
it's not supposed to be creative. it's supposed to be a s...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  12/29/16
get rare faggots
the Jews and their race-mixing agenda
  12/29/16
go blue or go home
90s | obese | jamaal
  12/29/16
ljl i just clicked this thread and was going to blank bump t...
the Jews and their race-mixing agenda
  01/25/18
*autistically reads XO's how to guide the entirety of steakh...
mick taylor
  12/29/16
What's your position on CHATEAUBRIAND, brother?
An alpha male strutting through your high school
  12/29/16
not a fan
Baron Mark von Ironside
  01/25/18
you told us what to order, and when, but i didn't see much h...
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  12/29/16
this is cr. OP is a man with exquisite taste
Mario Lmao
  03/10/17
...
RCP90 (semi-retired)
  11/04/17
bump for spaceporn
Baron Mark von Ironside
  01/25/18
That's a lot of fucking food
[_____Sign Here____]
  01/25/18
a couple oysters, salad, a steak, some bites of sides, and a...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  01/25/18
...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  04/13/18
Are you more or less of a faggot since you started this shit...
Bullfrog
  04/14/18


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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

PRE-DINNER:

1. Apertif at the bar such as a martini (very slightly dirty), or champagne

DINNER:

1. Continue with your apertif from beforehand, or order a second.

2. Plate of raw oysters for the table, or, if feeling decadent, a chilled seafood tower

3. Order wine, red only.

4. Caesar Salad prepared tableside.

5. Order one of the following steaks medium rare: Porterhouse, Ribeye (bone-in preferred), New York Strip (bone-in preferred)

6. Order sides. They should include creamed spinach and a crispy potato dish at a minimum. Mushrooms can be a nice addition.

7. Order more wine BEFORE the steak comes.

8. Eat steak and sides. Take long enough that you order wine one final time.

AFTER-DINNER:

1. Espresso.

2. Dessert for the table, NOT individually. Something classic, such as key lime pie, pecan pie, cheesecake, or bread pudding.

3. 1-2 rounds of digestif.

Fin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152521)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: technical analysis

You're not wrong; you're just an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152536)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152544)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Judas Jones

It's a Big Lebowski quote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152604)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

am i done here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152609)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: ,,.,.:.,..,..:,.:.,:,.....:.,.,:.:..,:,


(bitchy gay guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152584)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: technical analysis

(quotemo stalker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152600)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: mick taylor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152630)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: "'''"'''''"


too much food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152542)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

This is for a table of say 4. I'm not suggesting one person orders 2-3 sides and then fucking dessert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152547)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: "'''"'''''"


I usually don't have room for starter, salad or much of the sides. DAT steak filling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152557)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

IMO the whole reason to go to a steakhouse is for the ambiance and the accoutrements. I can have steak 95% as good as steakhouse steak at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152591)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: "'''"'''''"


I'm all about DAT steak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152595)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

this.

If you are full up by the time of dessert you can get the ice cream option

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152722)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

The idea is really to get one dessert and have 3-4 forkfuls. You should be able to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152733)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

yeah. most of the time I have done this the ice cream option is super tiny and it is unusual or uncommon flavor plus one little chocolate or raspberry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152744)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: les

(Not disco fries)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152598)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Redpillary Badminton the Asian MRA

LOL AT A REAL MAN SHARING DESSERT OR SIDES, THA'S FUCKING SHITLIB QUEERFAG COMMIE BULLSSHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152983)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: ..,..,..,...,,,...,..,.,,.,..,.,,


Have you never been to a steakhouse? Deserts are gigantic. Eg a slice of cake will be one quarter slice of a four tier cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153256)



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Date: March 10th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: ck one (rap parody)

KEEP TALKING SHIT TO BLOODACRE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32797609)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: it's cancer

Steak is morally wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152550)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:36 PM
Author: ImanageCat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153450)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Judas Jones

Do you order the Caesar salad, or bring the ingredients in with you in a bag? Prepare it yourself, or ask the waiter to do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152558)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: technical analysis

Just do shake 'n' steak bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152572)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

1. Bring in messenger bag

2. Waiter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152577)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: (*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')


The bag fees are becoming unreasonable at most places these days so you probably want to suck it up and eat their salad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152585)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: technical analysis

Could you not be such a Jew for five minutes? Could you try?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152597)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153830)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies

Just give me a fucking steak and whatever is on tap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152728)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

i love me some beer, but NEVER at a steakhouse. ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152738)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies

Well, the difference between you and me is that I'm a man, and you are a homosexual. Do what works for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152745)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: McMaster Man

red wine with steak, cheese and chocolate. you belong in a sports bar with well done burger if you order beer with beef.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152778)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

BEE-R BEE-F

See what I did there. they go together bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152792)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:51 PM
Author: 3strada

(Dude who belongs in a bathhouse)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152843)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

i can do beer with almost anything, but not at a steakhouse.

MAYBE could do a beer as a pre-dinner drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152902)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Non sequitur ( )

gtfo of this thread you philipino philistine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152910)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 5:30 AM
Author: gaggle of IvyLeaguers from a Aaron Sorkin script (gaggle tp)

Just bc you can order a steak at Applebee's doesn't make it a steakhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157573)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: RCP90 (semi-retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258187)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Too much food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32259549)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,


what are good steakhouses in Chicago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152575)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

Never been to Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152594)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

Gibson's, Morton's, mastro's, Chicago Cut, RPM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152623)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: hung stud

For a tourist, Gibson's is fine even though the food itself is overrated. Morton's and Mastro's, god no. Chicago Cut is good. I think the Del Frisco's space is cool if ur into the Viagra Triangle scene, although I hate to recommend a chain. I think Chicago Chop House is the coolest old school place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152685)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

what's wrong with Morton's/Mastro's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152748)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153036)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:27 PM
Author: hung stud

You'll get a fine steak at either.

Morton's is a chain, nothing wrong with it but no reason to go there vs other Chicago-only places. As far as chains go, I'd still pick Del Frisco's, Ruth's Chris, and Capital Grille over Morton's (either location).

Mastro's (also a chain albeit fewer locations) is too tryhard in my opinion and, like Del Frisco's, seems like someplace a rich immigrant would go because he's heard rich Americans go to BIG STEAKHOUSE and order BIG CAB and BIG STEAK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153082)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Non sequitur ( )

mortons > Ruths chris bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153089)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:30 PM
Author: hung stud

You are just saying that because you don't like all the black people in Ruth's Chris. Racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153102)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


You realize del frisco is a chain, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153466)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: hung stud

I acknowledge that in literally the same sentence when I mention their cool space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153888)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Judas Jones

Ditka's Oakbrook Terrace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152633)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

went there after swearing-in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152654)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

SIZZLERS!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152727)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Non sequitur ( )

joe's stone crab and steakhouse is TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152904)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: CortezPeters

Joes is easily my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155119)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:24 PM
Author: XO The Galleria of LGBT Fuckfests

Joe's, Bavette's, Ditka, Chop House

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153844)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

damn, Ironside's lifestyle tips include steakhouses too?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152606)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Judas Jones

tits on a stick | hint of ass cheek | medium-rare porterhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152614)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Absolutely Devastating

These are all highly credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134831)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:27 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

the goal is to go to a high-end steakhouse for dinner with a tits on a stick wearing a miniskirt showing a hint of asscheek as your dining companion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134852)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Poast Malone

Yep with a medium rare porterhouse labia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258279)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152616)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,.


uhhhh not credited at all. well done with ketchup or steak sauce is the credited order. if they offer it, and only the really nice places do, you should order your steak boiled instead of grilled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152679)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,


I hope this is some weird faggot twink SF flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152688)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,.


well done is not the right order for, say, an Outback. the meat gets too tough and dry. but the really nice places use expensive cuts of meat that remain tender and juicy, so if your steak is $40 or more, you should always order it well done, otherwise you're just wasting your money on fine cuts. that's why the price is so much, because only the highest quality meat can be cooked well done in proper fashion.

this weird trend of not using ketchup or steak sauce is very recent as well. why do you think it was invented? ketchup especially is the perfect compliment to really bring out the flavors in the steak. the idea that you shouldn't use ketchup or steak sauce is some weird remnant of the 90's when you had the simple, organic, local food trend out of SF (led by Alice Waters and Chez Panisse) displacing french novelle cuisine (Bocuse and his culinary heirs) and its technically complex dishes. ketchup and steak sauce were seen as needlessly complex sauces, and the simple food trend was encouraging people to dishes with as few ingredients as possible. while steakhouses remained traditional with their side dishes, serving au gratin and creamed spinach and the like, somehow people got it in their head that a steak should be eaten with only simply salt and pepper to season it.

boiling as opposed to grilling is difficult to do properly with steak, but is the proper way to prepare a good steak because it allows for more even cooking throughout the cut while keeping the moisture spread evenly throughout. on the grill, the edges of the meat get charred and burned, and the first 1/4" to 1/2" of the meat ends up overcooked to raise the center of the cut to proper temperature. the reason only the really nice places offer boiling is because it requires a ton of kitchen space because each steak needs its own pot, and the water must be changed between each steak before cooking. it's much more labor and equipment intensive than the traditional grill, but is absolutely a superior method.

you probably think Applebees makes a good steak, so this will all be lost on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152746)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: spaceporn2525



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153051)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: hung stud



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153093)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:14 PM
Author: dirte

Excellent points. But how do you feel about a microwaved steak in comparison to a boiled steak?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153335)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,.


this is one of those techniques being employed by molecular gastronomy chefs. first started being done in Chicago, i think it was Homaro Cantu who tried it first (who else?) and then you also saw some microwaved steak dishes along with other microwaved beef cuts at some of the other places like Alinea. outside of that scene i haven't seen it much. i'm not much a fan of molecular gastronomy but i will say the one time i tried a microwaved steak dish i wished more traditional steakhouses would experiment with it. maybe it will grow in popularity the way boiling has. if you ever have the chance to try it, i definitely recommend it. even if you don't see it on the menu, don't be shy about asking your waiter if it's available as a preparation method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156274)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 5:25 AM
Author: ...,..,,,.....,....

underrated

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157569)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 3:01 PM
Author: erotic cyberpunk graffiti (a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist)

lol but the boiling thing is actually true if you SOUS VIDE. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157709)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Poast Malone

Souls vide water bath for an hour and 20 at 129 degrees followed by a pan sear is all you need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258297)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: erotic cyberpunk graffiti (a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258557)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: cyberpunk novel presciently describing FetLife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35843753)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line

Yeah but grappa is awful though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152734)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

for digestif i usually prefer port wine, limoncello, or something like amaretto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152743)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: amy chua

Black buca

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152785)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:35 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line

Port is 180 as fuck

Limoncello is disgusting and I have no idea when that became a thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153438)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: amy chua

This is how I would order for two at a steakhouse. Hopefully the second is a summer associate that I just don't like.

Negronis to start

Seafood tower

Another Negroni

Classic Wedge Salad

Bottle of Cabernet

Wagyu longbone/tomahawk bone-in ribeye for two (medium rare), sides: potatoes au gratin, onion rings, asparagus, creamed spinach, lobster Mac and cheese

Another bottle of Cabernet

No dessert

Black Sambuca

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152774)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones

unghhhhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152786)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: technical analysis

Is the wedge salad a WASP thing? It just looks so gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152795)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:56 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

i'm a caesarmo all the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152894)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: amy chua

I prefer a more flavorful, rich tasting cheese. A nice baked dish of Camembert infused with rosemary and thyme could supplant the salad altogether.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152930)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Non sequitur ( )

too rich. you are about to eat a steak that's like half fat, you want something lighter first, not a fucking block of cheese

agreed wedge is kinda TTT though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152938)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: amy chua

Camembert transitioning into wedge salad transitioning into bone in ribeye is pretty credited. Although you may find yourself sick and hating life. But then again, that's why I eat. I want to make my physical discomfort match my emotional pain so I can forget about that for a moment and just suffer under the burdens of my own decadence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152971)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:36 PM
Author: Putin (Bing Bong Ching Chong is back, yo.)

You should try sadomasochism instead, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134909)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:39 PM
Author: amy chua

Credited post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258416)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Honda Grom ripping away over the horizon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237621)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:21 PM
Author: Terence McKenna (Killa Whale)

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153819)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Tim Daotua

This is good but I like manhattans before steak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155310)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: Judas Jones

Me too. Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155330)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: OperaSoprano atop a ummm bad reception here

(Billionaire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152798)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Non sequitur ( )

this is pretty credited. sides you should get a green, a starch, and possibly something else like mushrooms. lots of places will have special shit like truffle/lobster mac and cheese etc that you can substitute for potatoes.

also dessert should have some more flexibility since key lime is TTT and cheese cake isnt the greatest after an already rich meal. creme brulee, souffle/baked good with ice cream, are all top notch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152816)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:56 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

totally fair on the dessert, though i like the tartness of key lime. something like a lemon tart is pretty good too.

regarding the starch: i like it to be a crispy potato for the texture aspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152892)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: amy chua

I don't like desserts at all. I like rich meals and alcohol. I skip this stage and go straight for that black Sambuca.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152914)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

i like a few bites of something sweet at the end of a heavy, salty meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152923)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Non sequitur ( )

i dont like dessertth, he lisped, they're bad for my figure *giggles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152927)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: buff faggot

got full just from reading this now i feel sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152921)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,.


does your pussy hurt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152999)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:21 PM
Author: Terence McKenna (Killa Whale)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153816)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: "'''"'''''"


"What's a steak? Do I shove it up my ass?" - Millennial "male"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153092)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: hung stud

Millennial male asshold winking as the waiter discusses the tomahawk steak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153131)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

"I'll have the thcallopth and a nithe chardonnay", the millennial "male" lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153137)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: moving target rodeo clown in dindu thunderdome

HOPR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153094)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: DRAIN THE SWAMP

1. Get high as fuck with your boys in your meridian apartment.

2. Drink a couple natty bohs beforehand. Don't want to get too full.

3. Everyone piles in to the lyft

4. Arrive at Fogo de chao

5. Order rail drinks and slaughter plate after plate of steak.

6. Throw up in the bathroom to keep eating (optional)

7. Head back to Clarendon, hit the bars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153145)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: Terence McKenna (Killa Whale)

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153747)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156323)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 4:50 AM
Author: the challenge of a heterosexual relationship (youtube.com/v/5PUYUjfQew8)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157546)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 5:39 AM
Author: gaggle of IvyLeaguers from a Aaron Sorkin script (gaggle tp)

? If you live in the meridian you can walk to fogo de chao. And why would you go out in Clarendon if you're already downtown??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157579)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,;.,:::,..;.,:,.,..:.,,.:.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157377)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: Terence McKenna (Killa Whale)

To be fair this is how you should order at any restaurant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153741)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:24 PM
Author: ImanageCat

what if a girl is pregnant. she cant eat medium rare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153838)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: buff faggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156281)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: Terence McKenna (Killa Whale)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158378)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: .,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.


I don't like bone in. even good places fuck it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155034)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: chill im a nice person! i just hate everybody

Wasn't there a great thread recently about a massive fatass who went to Peter Luger solo and went apeshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155373)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: corporate slave posting from a bathroom

Gotta say.... CR. Though I can do without most of the after dinner shit. Just 1 espresso is enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156329)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Anne Frank sporting a full bush

Gin and Tonic to start, "dirty" martinis are for faggots, just order a goddam gin martini.

raw oysters as starter

wedge salad

A nice central coast Cabernet if they have it

medium-rare ribeye or ny strip (meat with fat is good)

cheesecake

Lagavulin (double)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157412)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: technical analysis

cr re: dirty martinis

Would you like a pickle juice chaser with that, classy guy?

A martini should be served with a twist, not a bunch of olives polluting the gin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158386)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Terence McKenna (Killa Whale)

It should be dry as fuck but olives r 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158392)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

see, before dinner i like the little bit of salt from the olives. it stokes my appetite. and i don't mean dirty dirty, just a touch for the slight salt taste.

if i'm just going out for a martini with a chick, i agree with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158400)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Such anathema to us! (as The Americans)

Why central coast as opposed to Napa/Sonoma?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35841502)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Main Force Patrol ( increased energy, slightly inappropriate for the situation)

What's next, you tell us how to jack off?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158389)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

only use the finest previously-worn panties from Belgium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158405)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Terence McKenna (Killa Whale)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158409)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: chill im a nice person! i just hate everybody

Hopefully. I have been tinkering with my technique lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158413)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:27 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134858)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 9:57 PM
Author: nescac



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32259361)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Down and anon6356 in Paris and London



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134789)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Lemma Time

Are you guys just not going to places with good steakhouse bacon? Credited dessert is scotch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158415)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

i prefer oysters to bacon, but i do like steakhouse bacon.

scotch is totally fine as an after dinner drink. bourbon too imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158427)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134741)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

As you head to a steak dinner during this joyful Christmas season, please feel free to continue to use my primer on how to order at a steakhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157364)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:28 PM
Author: EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!

I came in here lookin to argue, but youre pretty much right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157399)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:30 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157411)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: bowlcut autist

What catsup do you recommend bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157375)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: """"''


i just went to a steakhouse and ordered just like you said and they all looked at me like i was a maniac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157395)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157410)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:35 PM
Author: 39 y/o bumble shrew open to having kids someday (Dr. Thunder)

flame. nothing about a bloomin' onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157448)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:49 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157599)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:36 PM
Author: Non sequitur

thoughts on the kobe/waygu options?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157460)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

imo usually not worth the dramatic price increase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157470)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: bloodacre

*get whatever type of wine you like. If you like white wine there's no reason to drink red just because someone once decided that it goes with steak.

*get the wedge salad with crumbled blue cheese, ranch and bacon bits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157579)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:57 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

lol @ white wine at a steakhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157678)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:55 PM
Author: Drunkard (Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody)

Turkey 101 rocks until they have to open a second bottle.

Eat some free bread. If others are with you have oysters or steak tartar and a salad. Otherwise skip them.

Dry aged ribeye for two. Rare. Nothing on it but salt. Eat it all yourself.

Some form of potato.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157662)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:55 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

thoughts on steak house onion rings? These are usually particularly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157663)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

i'm open to all sorts of sides. i just think you need at minimum a crispy potato dish. and creamed spinach is so classic and delicious that it wouldn't be the same without it.

big group? go nuts with the sides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157672)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: snoo-faced gguegglich

fairly unremarkable OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258160)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

it's not supposed to be creative.

it's supposed to be a standard method for ordering at a steakhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258195)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: the Jews and their race-mixing agenda

get rare faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258305)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: 90s | obese | jamaal

go blue or go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258385)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: the Jews and their race-mixing agenda

ljl i just clicked this thread and was going to blank bump this before i even realized i was the one who posted it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237470)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:41 PM
Author: mick taylor

*autistically reads XO's how to guide the entirety of steakhouse date*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258420)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: An alpha male strutting through your high school

What's your position on CHATEAUBRIAND, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258491)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

not a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237409)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,:,..,;.,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,.


you told us what to order, and when, but i didn't see much how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258534)



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Date: March 10th, 2017 12:57 PM
Author: Mario Lmao

this is cr. OP is a man with exquisite taste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32797850)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: RCP90 (semi-retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#34603094)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

bump for spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237406)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: [_____Sign Here____] (CircuitCitySpecial)

That's a lot of fucking food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237842)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

a couple oysters, salad, a steak, some bites of sides, and a few bites of a table dessert is a lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237857)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35835582)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: Bullfrog

Are you more or less of a faggot since you started this shit thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35841542)