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EXTREMELY INTERESTING GRAMMATICAL MISTAKE IN THE CONSTITUTION

Article II, Section 1, Clause 5 provides that “No Person exc...
passionate cheese-eating turdskin
  11/12/15
Elaborate, shitlib
Jet depressive
  11/12/15
Very excites. Now. I. Must. MASTURBATE!!
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passionate cheese-eating turdskin
  12/13/16
Oh wow that is simply fascinating
trip coiffed state useless brakes
  11/12/15
Why hasn't this argument been raised by those sovereign nutc...
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  11/12/15
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Article II, Section 1, Clause 5 provides that “No Person exc...
passionate cheese-eating turdskin
  11/12/15
Odd case
odious flesh liquid oxygen
  11/12/15
something is seriously wrong with this guy but what
Hyperactive milk whorehouse
  11/12/15
what's your problem man
passionate cheese-eating turdskin
  11/12/15
have you been diagnosed by a professional? you seem like an ...
Hyperactive milk whorehouse
  11/12/15
they werent as fixated on commas and their function in those...
Disturbing house-broken lodge
  11/12/15
then why use commas, shitlib
passionate cheese-eating turdskin
  11/12/15
they were retards man. they thought & wrote at a 2nd gra...
Disturbing house-broken lodge
  11/12/15
the rules weren't very fixed yet if you want more understan...
Sapphire Fragrant Crotch Church Building
  11/12/15
interesting thanks for the note. What's the origin of the En...
passionate cheese-eating turdskin
  11/12/15
when you consider that all written language is not language ...
Sapphire Fragrant Crotch Church Building
  11/12/15
makes sense, very interesting. What do you think of interpre...
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see eg second amendment
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Disturbing house-broken lodge
  11/12/15
what about the prefatory clause in the 2nd amendment? Do you...
passionate cheese-eating turdskin
  11/12/15
Scalia already laid this out for you, shitlib. I'm not going...
aggressive azn shitlib
  11/12/15
What about the majority opinion? What is the fatal flaw in y...
passionate cheese-eating turdskin
  11/12/15
Scalia was the majority right
aggressive azn shitlib
  11/12/15
well breyer's dissent i mean, smartass
passionate cheese-eating turdskin
  11/12/15
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passionate cheese-eating turdskin
  11/21/15
Ouch
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  01/05/16
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Brilliant weed whacker giraffe
  10/25/16
thanks for proving my point, which was that DUMBASS 2nd grad...
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passionate cheese-eating turdskin
  12/13/16
lol at you americans trying to spell let alone draft a const...
talented embarrassed to the bone senate
  01/05/16
Remember that college kid who noticed that one of the amendm...
swashbuckling lemon candlestick maker keepsake machete
  01/05/16
Should have gone new thread with this
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odious flesh liquid oxygen
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OP you are WRONG. Commas were not used in the same way in 17...
razzmatazz insecure athletic conference
  12/13/16
I still cannot follow what the fuck point OP is trying to ma...
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Date: November 12th, 2015 12:08 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating turdskin

Article II, Section 1, Clause 5 provides that “No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President . . . .” U.S. CONST. art. II, § 1, cl. 5. The comma after “States” seems to turn “or a citizen of the United States” into a parenthetical phrase, which would apparently make every President since Zachary Taylor illegitimate.

See Jordan Steiker, Sanford Levinson & J.M. Balkin, Taking Text and Structure Really Seriously: Constitutional Interpretation and the Crisis of Presidential Eligibility, 74 TEX. L. REV. 237 (1995

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29166774)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: Jet depressive

Elaborate, shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29166790)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 8:40 PM
Author: Zombie-like hospital

Very excites.

Now.

I. Must. MASTURBATE!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29529859)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#32134029)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: trip coiffed state useless brakes

Oh wow that is simply fascinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29166786)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating turdskin

Why hasn't this argument been raised by those sovereign nutcases in court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29166799)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29167965)



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Date: January 6th, 2016 12:18 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29534330)



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Date: October 25th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: splenetic box office



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Date: November 16th, 2015 5:27 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29195866)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Lavender tattoo



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Date: November 12th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: odious flesh liquid oxygen



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Date: November 12th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating turdskin

Article II, Section 1, Clause 5 provides that “No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President . . . .” U.S. CONST. art. II, § 1, cl. 5. The comma after “States” seems to turn “or a citizen of the United States” into a parenthetical phrase, which would apparently make every President since Zachary Taylor illegitimate.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168008)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: odious flesh liquid oxygen

Odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168024)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Hyperactive milk whorehouse

something is seriously wrong with this guy but what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168022)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating turdskin

what's your problem man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168028)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Hyperactive milk whorehouse

have you been diagnosed by a professional? you seem like an unusual case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168390)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Disturbing house-broken lodge

they werent as fixated on commas and their function in those days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168059)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating turdskin

then why use commas, shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168062)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Disturbing house-broken lodge

they were retards man. they thought & wrote at a 2nd grade level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168071)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Sapphire Fragrant Crotch Church Building

the rules weren't very fixed yet

if you want more understanding, look at Japanese, whose comma usage is fucked up and there are no real rules about their usage. Sometimes they'll use them to represent pauses; other times they'll insert them after a topic marker; other times they won't. This despite being an advanced economy and first-world nation. There's no dominant style guide that dictates their use, and orthography isn't focused on in school, either. Even highly educated people couldn't explain comma usage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168075)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating turdskin

interesting thanks for the note. What's the origin of the English punctuation system? It seems pretty intuitive but perhaps that is a function of our educational pedigree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168081)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Sapphire Fragrant Crotch Church Building

when you consider that all written language is not language but just some SPS attempt to fix language on paper (like a symbolic representation of langauge rather than language itself), you realize that there's no reason writing is necessarily accurate (consider ASL, which has no formalized writing system AFAIK yet ASL is a language for sure)

i don't know the full history other than that it's totally shit and ad hoc and a relatively modern invention

its main utility is that in spoken language if i say something unclear, you can ask me for clarification, bu tin writing it has to be understandable since you can't ask a writer for clarification

i can't opine on the origins, but i assume (likely correctly) that it's this multi-thousand year struggle to figure out how to we make things clear, which includes aesthetic concerns because unaesthetic punctuation hinders the speed of reading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168184)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating turdskin

makes sense, very interesting. What do you think of interpretation/hermenutical ? Do you think there is no established meaning of a text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168255)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: electric rough-skinned parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29527609)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: charismatic casino water buffalo



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Date: November 12th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Sapphire Fragrant Crotch Church Building

see eg second amendment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168066)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Disturbing house-broken lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168067)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating turdskin

what about the prefatory clause in the 2nd amendment? Do you realize how it operates with the operative clause?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168076)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: aggressive azn shitlib

Scalia already laid this out for you, shitlib. I'm not going to waste my time doing it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168089)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating turdskin

What about the majority opinion? What is the fatal flaw in your opinion, shitcon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168118)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 4:29 PM
Author: aggressive azn shitlib

Scalia was the majority right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168215)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating turdskin

well breyer's dissent i mean, smartass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168250)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29225717)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: ivory drunken address friendly grandma

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29527670)



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Date: October 25th, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: Brilliant weed whacker giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#31725823)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Sapphire Fragrant Crotch Church Building

thanks for proving my point, which was that DUMBASS 2nd grade barely literate founding fathers created, with the intent for it to last thousands of years and be totally clear in its intent, a document whose comma usage is so atrocious that educated people today still debate what the fuck it means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29168186)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#32134112)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: talented embarrassed to the bone senate

lol at you americans trying to spell let alone draft a constitution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29527681)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling lemon candlestick maker keepsake machete

Remember that college kid who noticed that one of the amendments hadn't been properly ratified? Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#29529869)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: stubborn headpube theatre

Should have gone new thread with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#32134216)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Avocado Cerebral Theater Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#30224733)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 7:12 PM
Author: passionate cheese-eating turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#30231470)



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Date: October 25th, 2016 4:27 PM
Author: odious flesh liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#31724935)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz insecure athletic conference

OP you are WRONG. Commas were not used in the same way in 1776 that they are used today. They were used much more frequently in sentences. It was, common, very common to use lots of commas, frequently. Didn't you learn this in elementary school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#32134142)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: diverse onyx tanning salon queen of the night

I still cannot follow what the fuck point OP is trying to make. Please explain it more slowly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3042850&forum_id=2#32134245)