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Billing and drinking Lagavulin, taking questions (Earl)

got back from Marie Calendars picking up one of those cheati...
ocher state
  11/26/15
who do you like in the Panthers/Cowboys game?
comical voyeur brunch
  11/26/15
Could be a trap game for Carolina. I am rooting for the Cow...
ocher state
  11/26/15
"rooting for the Cowboys" said no human being e...
high-end den death wish
  11/26/15
they aren't making the playoffs anyway. I'm a lifelong 49...
ocher state
  11/26/15
thoughts on Gabbert? also, estimate what would hap...
Irate Cracking Pit Mexican
  11/26/15
Joe Montana would win the superbowl single handedly, beating...
ocher state
  11/26/15
99349242042 cr honestly would make a 180 presiden...
Irate Cracking Pit Mexican
  11/26/15
I billed .8 earlier today. May do more later. At what poi...
Arousing Stage
  11/26/15
I can get pretty drunk before I consider myself ineffective ...
ocher state
  11/26/15
How can you concentrate
Talented Site Ape
  11/26/15
i work better if I can relax a little.
ocher state
  11/26/15
pathetic and clothmo of you to not roast ur own turkey in th...
Irate Cracking Pit Mexican
  11/26/15
My attacks my nuts if I sit around naked. He commands respe...
ocher state
  11/26/15
TY. also, how does it make you feel that his STIMSTI...
Irate Cracking Pit Mexican
  11/26/15
i feel pretty bad that his stimstick is close to the size of...
ocher state
  11/26/15
"He also has way more sex with his pillow than I do wit...
Irate Cracking Pit Mexican
  11/26/15
no argument here. I literally wipe his asshole for him 4 ti...
ocher state
  11/26/15
lol @ "man", just lol.
Irate Cracking Pit Mexican
  11/26/15
Is gf's mom bone-able?
azure university
  11/26/15
for someone who likes moderately overweight 65 year old wome...
ocher state
  11/26/15
Hot
azure university
  11/26/15
Do you know how to pronounce lagavulin?
bearded yarmulke chad
  11/26/15
lah-gah-voo-leen is how I pronounce it, though maybe the las...
ocher state
  11/26/15
That's how I say it, with last syllable as "lin". ...
bearded yarmulke chad
  11/26/15
Alcohol = poison
Sepia School Cafeteria
  11/26/15
i'll drink after hours if i'm trying to blow off steam and g...
Gold National Faggotry
  11/26/15
That doesn't seem very ethical
Talented Site Ape
  11/26/15
It's not like I drink any more at home than I do at my desk.
ocher state
  11/26/15
Do you get buzzed at the office?
Talented Site Ape
  11/26/15
I don't actually drink at work, unless we have some wine eve...
ocher state
  11/26/15
what do you do on a daily basis?
Irate Cracking Pit Mexican
  11/26/15
draft and negotiate loan documents, purchase documents, deed...
ocher state
  11/26/15
is any of that remotely interesting to you, ever?
Irate Cracking Pit Mexican
  11/26/15
i haven't done anything that has interested me since college...
ocher state
  11/26/15
(america 2015
Irate Cracking Pit Mexican
  11/26/15
what about at the gym
Crystalline overrated crackhouse immigrant
  11/26/15
200 meter sprints?
Talented Site Ape
  11/26/15
how do you handle office politics and bullshit drama?
frum double fault organic girlfriend
  11/26/15
Obviously not well. He was fired from his biglaw job because...
bearded yarmulke chad
  11/26/15
been able to avoid until this year - now dealing with <&g...
ocher state
  11/26/15
Can you work there if you don't make partner
Talented Site Ape
  11/26/15
...
ocher state
  11/26/15
Where can I lay a large amount of money against the "99...
marvelous kitchen doctorate
  11/26/15
i'll give you 2 to 1 odds up to $5000. If I quit prior to S...
ocher state
  11/26/15
A 66% chance of breakfast is still a pretty damn high estima...
marvelous kitchen doctorate
  11/26/15
That's basically what I was told, by management, in the pres...
ocher state
  11/26/15
not knowing anything about making partner, but that sounds r...
Talented Site Ape
  11/26/15
no one gave me odds. I was told binary this year or next ye...
ocher state
  11/26/15
are the guys with juice going to bat for u
Talented Site Ape
  11/26/15
i imagine if they really did it would be this year. i think...
ocher state
  11/26/15
Wait I didn't even see what you posted
Talented Site Ape
  11/26/15
...
Crystalline overrated crackhouse immigrant
  11/26/15
180 scotch and why are you not posting a lot anymore?
Aggressive appetizing stage milk
  11/26/15
Cr q
Talented Site Ape
  11/26/15
unlike imanagecat earl is going to be a bridezilla speaking...
Crystalline overrated crackhouse immigrant
  11/26/15
im getting married at the beverly hills courthouse http:/...
Talented Site Ape
  11/26/15
is it fancy/luxe will the certificate be on organic handcra...
Crystalline overrated crackhouse immigrant
  11/26/15
i dont think so, maybe ill post a pic
Talented Site Ape
  11/26/15
do you think your gf will resent you for this? koreans are i...
adventurous stead dragon
  11/26/15
there is no time for luxe shit
Talented Site Ape
  11/26/15
How have you been?
outnumbered abusive spot candlestick maker
  11/26/15
working too much and a little stressed, but otherwise, thing...
ocher state
  11/26/15
Christ you're an unbearable faggot
Cerebral jet-lagged stag film
  11/26/15
how much do you bench/squat/deadlift these days?
primrose nighttime mad cow disease set
  11/26/15


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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: ocher state

got back from Marie Calendars picking up one of those cheating feasts (about 40 pounds of food). Waiting for gf and her mother to get here for dinner. 12:15 seems like a good time to start with scotch. Don't have any cold beer.

Watching eagles get raped and trying to get some comments out to a construction loan agreement for some reason. Closing in 10 days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257376)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: comical voyeur brunch

who do you like in the Panthers/Cowboys game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257390)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: ocher state

Could be a trap game for Carolina. I am rooting for the Cowboys. Carolina is not that good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257406)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: high-end den death wish

"rooting for the Cowboys"

said no human being endowed with an immortal soul ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257457)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: ocher state

they aren't making the playoffs anyway.

I'm a lifelong 49ers fan, but I dislike the panthers and would like their fanboi's to stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257461)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Irate Cracking Pit Mexican

thoughts on Gabbert?

also, estimate what would happen if they put Joe Cool in as a starter, right now. like this Sunday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257533)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: ocher state

Joe Montana would win the superbowl single handedly, beating the Patriots* 78-34.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257651)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Irate Cracking Pit Mexican

99349242042 cr

honestly would make a 180 president as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257658)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Arousing Stage

I billed .8 earlier today. May do more later.

At what point will you be too drunk to continue working?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257410)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: ocher state

I can get pretty drunk before I consider myself ineffective to do my job. More drunk than I am going to get before dinner with my future mother in law anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257420)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: Talented Site Ape

How can you concentrate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257709)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: ocher state

i work better if I can relax a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257712)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: Irate Cracking Pit Mexican

pathetic and clothmo of you to not roast ur own turkey in the NUDE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257419)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: ocher state

My attacks my nuts if I sit around naked. He commands respect with his 6 inch red rocket (his entire body is about 20 inches long total). He tells me I have to keep my posers on when he is around until I improve my girth and distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257429)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:49 PM
Author: Irate Cracking Pit Mexican

TY.

also, how does it make you feel that his STIMSTICK is much more impressive than yours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257526)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: ocher state

i feel pretty bad that his stimstick is close to the size of mine on an absolute scale given that he is:

1) literally 10 times shorter and lighter than me; and

2) netured and supposedly incapable of getting a proper boner.

He also has way more sex with his pillow than I do with my netflix gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257660)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: Irate Cracking Pit Mexican

"He also has way more sex with his pillow than I do with my netflix gf."

he also gets to do jack shit all day on you're dime and is amused by his own tail.

you: striving for years and then grinding out billable hours to maintain a mediocre and unfulfilling existence.

seems like your doing it wrong

but hey you know im pretty sure most 30-something LTR/marrieds are jealous of the family dog.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257701)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: ocher state

no argument here. I literally wipe his asshole for him 4 times a day while he looks at me grinning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257710)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:39 PM
Author: Irate Cracking Pit Mexican

lol @ "man", just lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257718)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: azure university

Is gf's mom bone-able?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257441)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: ocher state

for someone who likes moderately overweight 65 year old women who speak broken english, I am sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257445)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: azure university

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257454)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: bearded yarmulke chad

Do you know how to pronounce lagavulin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257443)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: ocher state

lah-gah-voo-leen is how I pronounce it, though maybe the last syllable is "lin"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257452)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: bearded yarmulke chad

That's how I say it, with last syllable as "lin". I think it's close enough. First time I tried it I ordered it as lah-gavalin (sounds like javelin) and the scottish bro bartender LOL'ed at me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257460)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Sepia School Cafeteria

Alcohol = poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257519)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Gold National Faggotry

i'll drink after hours if i'm trying to blow off steam and get something wrapped up, but to me, drinking anything halfway nice while trying to work is a waste of the booze. but it really does help if you're stuck grinding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257563)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:27 PM
Author: Talented Site Ape

That doesn't seem very ethical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257667)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:27 PM
Author: ocher state

It's not like I drink any more at home than I do at my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257671)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:29 PM
Author: Talented Site Ape

Do you get buzzed at the office?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257677)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: ocher state

I don't actually drink at work, unless we have some wine event at 5 and I have to do more work after.

The work we do is mindless and perfectly easy on a slight buzz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257685)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Irate Cracking Pit Mexican

what do you do on a daily basis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257749)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: ocher state

draft and negotiate loan documents, purchase documents, deeds, construction contracts, leases, occasional joint venture agreements and random corporate documents. I also review leases, title and surveys when the juniors are too busy and the client is willing to pay my rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257754)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:50 PM
Author: Irate Cracking Pit Mexican

is any of that remotely interesting to you, ever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257758)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:54 PM
Author: ocher state

i haven't done anything that has interested me since college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257774)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Irate Cracking Pit Mexican

(america 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257781)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:42 PM
Author: Crystalline overrated crackhouse immigrant

what about at the gym

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257968)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:43 PM
Author: Talented Site Ape

200 meter sprints?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257975)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:29 PM
Author: frum double fault organic girlfriend

how do you handle office politics and bullshit drama?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257678)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: bearded yarmulke chad

Obviously not well. He was fired from his biglaw job because no one would go to bat for him. The only thing he contributes is decent interior defense to the firm bball team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257688)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: ocher state

been able to avoid until this year - now dealing with <><><>2015 NO BREAKFAST<><><> in all likelihood and what I want to do with my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257691)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Talented Site Ape

Can you work there if you don't make partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257727)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: ocher state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257745)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:51 PM
Author: marvelous kitchen doctorate

Where can I lay a large amount of money against the "99%" odds you're posting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257764)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:53 PM
Author: ocher state

i'll give you 2 to 1 odds up to $5000. If I quit prior to September (before any decision is made) then it's a push.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257770)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: marvelous kitchen doctorate

A 66% chance of breakfast is still a pretty damn high estimate unless you've been explicitly told something like "don't fuck the managing partner's wife and you're in."

But I have no desire to root against you bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257809)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: ocher state

That's basically what I was told, by management, in the presence of other management.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258351)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:42 PM
Author: Talented Site Ape

not knowing anything about making partner, but that sounds really odd. ur at a small firm and a super senior associate, seems like it should be some sort of binary thing with the rainmakers with juice telling u they are gonna make it happen and push it thru or not

giving u odds sounds like some sort of baker mackenzie shit "well earl it really just depends on who else is up and how the LA office compares to San Diego and Sacramento"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258365)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: ocher state

no one gave me odds. I was told binary this year or next year. based on that I set odds in my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258389)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: Talented Site Ape

are the guys with juice going to bat for u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258391)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: ocher state

i imagine if they really did it would be this year. i think they really don't want me to quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258404)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:38 PM
Author: Talented Site Ape

Wait I didn't even see what you posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257958)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:43 PM
Author: Crystalline overrated crackhouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257972)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Aggressive appetizing stage milk

180 scotch and why are you not posting a lot anymore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257834)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:39 PM
Author: Talented Site Ape

Cr q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257960)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:43 PM
Author: Crystalline overrated crackhouse immigrant

unlike imanagecat earl is going to be a bridezilla

speaking of which they should totally go in on an xo double weddin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257978)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:51 PM
Author: Talented Site Ape

im getting married at the beverly hills courthouse

http://www.lavote.net/home/county-clerk/marriage-licenses-ceremonies/ceremonies/schedule-your-civil-ceremony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258016)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: Crystalline overrated crackhouse immigrant

is it fancy/luxe

will the certificate be on organic handcrafted japanese paper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258251)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: Talented Site Ape

i dont think so, maybe ill post a pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258255)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: adventurous stead dragon

do you think your gf will resent you for this? koreans are into luxe shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258376)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: Talented Site Ape

there is no time for luxe shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258385)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:04 PM
Author: outnumbered abusive spot candlestick maker

How have you been?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258244)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: ocher state

working too much and a little stressed, but otherwise, things are fine. Getting married next year, job is as stable as can be at a firm, still healthy. Can't complain too much.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258399)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Cerebral jet-lagged stag film

Christ you're an unbearable faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258378)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 8:54 PM
Author: primrose nighttime mad cow disease set

how much do you bench/squat/deadlift these days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258726)