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Billing and drinking Lagavulin, taking questions (Earl)
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:15 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt got back from Marie Calendars picking up one of those cheating feasts (about 40 pounds of food). Waiting for gf and her mother to get here for dinner. 12:15 seems like a good time to start with scotch. Don't have any cold beer.
Watching eagles get raped and trying to get some comments out to a construction loan agreement for some reason. Closing in 10 days. |
Date: November 26th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Dashing senate who do you like in the Panthers/Cowboys game? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257390) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:20 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt Could be a trap game for Carolina. I am rooting for the Cowboys. Carolina is not that good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257406) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:28 PM Author: spectacular menage kitty "rooting for the Cowboys"
said no human being endowed with an immortal soul ever |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:29 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt they aren't making the playoffs anyway.
I'm a lifelong 49ers fan, but I dislike the panthers and would like their fanboi's to stfu. |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:51 PM Author: Ultramarine fragrant location mood thoughts on Gabbert?
also, estimate what would happen if they put Joe Cool in as a starter, right now. like this Sunday. |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:24 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt Joe Montana would win the superbowl single handedly, beating the Patriots* 78-34. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257651) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:25 PM Author: Ultramarine fragrant location mood 99349242042 cr
honestly would make a 180 president as well. |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:21 PM Author: garnet sickened school community account I billed .8 earlier today. May do more later.
At what point will you be too drunk to continue working? |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:22 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt I can get pretty drunk before I consider myself ineffective to do my job. More drunk than I am going to get before dinner with my future mother in law anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257420) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:37 PM Author: Concupiscible Citrine Rehab National Security Agency How can you concentrate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257709) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:38 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt i work better if I can relax a little. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257712) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:22 PM Author: Ultramarine fragrant location mood pathetic and clothmo of you to not roast ur own turkey in the NUDE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257419) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:24 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt My attacks my nuts if I sit around naked. He commands respect with his 6 inch red rocket (his entire body is about 20 inches long total). He tells me I have to keep my posers on when he is around until I improve my girth and distance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257429) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:49 PM Author: Ultramarine fragrant location mood TY.
also, how does it make you feel that his STIMSTICK is much more impressive than yours? |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:25 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt i feel pretty bad that his stimstick is close to the size of mine on an absolute scale given that he is:
1) literally 10 times shorter and lighter than me; and
2) netured and supposedly incapable of getting a proper boner.
He also has way more sex with his pillow than I do with my netflix gf. |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:35 PM Author: Ultramarine fragrant location mood "He also has way more sex with his pillow than I do with my netflix gf."
he also gets to do jack shit all day on you're dime and is amused by his own tail.
you: striving for years and then grinding out billable hours to maintain a mediocre and unfulfilling existence.
seems like your doing it wrong
but hey you know im pretty sure most 30-something LTR/marrieds are jealous of the family dog.
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:37 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt no argument here. I literally wipe his asshole for him 4 times a day while he looks at me grinning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257710) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:39 PM Author: Ultramarine fragrant location mood lol @ "man", just lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257718) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: aquamarine cuckold circlehead Is gf's mom bone-able? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257441) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:27 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt for someone who likes moderately overweight 65 year old women who speak broken english, I am sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257445) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:28 PM Author: aquamarine cuckold circlehead Hot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257454) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Chest-beating forum Do you know how to pronounce lagavulin? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257443) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:27 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt lah-gah-voo-leen is how I pronounce it, though maybe the last syllable is "lin" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257452) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:29 PM Author: Chest-beating forum That's how I say it, with last syllable as "lin". I think it's close enough. First time I tried it I ordered it as lah-gavalin (sounds like javelin) and the scottish bro bartender LOL'ed at me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257460) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:45 PM Author: Alcoholic Love Of Her Life Gay Wizard Alcohol = poison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257519) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:01 PM Author: flesh queen of the night coffee pot i'll drink after hours if i'm trying to blow off steam and get something wrapped up, but to me, drinking anything halfway nice while trying to work is a waste of the booze. but it really does help if you're stuck grinding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257563) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:27 PM Author: Concupiscible Citrine Rehab National Security Agency That doesn't seem very ethical (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257667) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:27 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt It's not like I drink any more at home than I do at my desk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257671) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:29 PM Author: Concupiscible Citrine Rehab National Security Agency Do you get buzzed at the office? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257677) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:30 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt I don't actually drink at work, unless we have some wine event at 5 and I have to do more work after.
The work we do is mindless and perfectly easy on a slight buzz. |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:48 PM Author: Ultramarine fragrant location mood what do you do on a daily basis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257749) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:49 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt draft and negotiate loan documents, purchase documents, deeds, construction contracts, leases, occasional joint venture agreements and random corporate documents. I also review leases, title and surveys when the juniors are too busy and the client is willing to pay my rate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257754) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:50 PM Author: Ultramarine fragrant location mood is any of that remotely interesting to you, ever? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257758) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:54 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt i haven't done anything that has interested me since college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257774) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:55 PM Author: Ultramarine fragrant location mood (america 2015 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257781) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:42 PM Author: Adulterous abode what about at the gym (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257968) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:43 PM Author: Concupiscible Citrine Rehab National Security Agency 200 meter sprints? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257975) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:29 PM Author: turquoise party of the first part patrolman how do you handle office politics and bullshit drama? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257678) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:31 PM Author: Chest-beating forum Obviously not well. He was fired from his biglaw job because no one would go to bat for him. The only thing he contributes is decent interior defense to the firm bball team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257688) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:31 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt been able to avoid until this year - now dealing with <><><>2015 NO BREAKFAST<><><> in all likelihood and what I want to do with my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257691) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:42 PM Author: Concupiscible Citrine Rehab National Security Agency Can you work there if you don't make partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257727) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:46 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257745) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:51 PM Author: Hyperventilating trailer park Where can I lay a large amount of money against the "99%" odds you're posting? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257764) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:53 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt i'll give you 2 to 1 odds up to $5000. If I quit prior to September (before any decision is made) then it's a push. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257770) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:04 PM Author: Hyperventilating trailer park A 66% chance of breakfast is still a pretty damn high estimate unless you've been explicitly told something like "don't fuck the managing partner's wife and you're in."
But I have no desire to root against you bro. |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:37 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt That's basically what I was told, by management, in the presence of other management. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258351) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:42 PM Author: Concupiscible Citrine Rehab National Security Agency not knowing anything about making partner, but that sounds really odd. ur at a small firm and a super senior associate, seems like it should be some sort of binary thing with the rainmakers with juice telling u they are gonna make it happen and push it thru or not
giving u odds sounds like some sort of baker mackenzie shit "well earl it really just depends on who else is up and how the LA office compares to San Diego and Sacramento" |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:47 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt no one gave me odds. I was told binary this year or next year. based on that I set odds in my head. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258389) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:47 PM Author: Concupiscible Citrine Rehab National Security Agency are the guys with juice going to bat for u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258391) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:50 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt i imagine if they really did it would be this year. i think they really don't want me to quit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258404) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:38 PM Author: Concupiscible Citrine Rehab National Security Agency Wait I didn't even see what you posted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257958) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:43 PM Author: Adulterous abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257972) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:10 PM Author: Boyish elite wrinkle shrine 180 scotch and why are you not posting a lot anymore? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257834) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:39 PM Author: Concupiscible Citrine Rehab National Security Agency Cr q (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257960) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:43 PM Author: Adulterous abode unlike imanagecat earl is going to be a bridezilla speaking of which they should totally go in on an xo double weddin |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:51 PM Author: Concupiscible Citrine Rehab National Security Agency im getting married at the beverly hills courthouse
http://www.lavote.net/home/county-clerk/marriage-licenses-ceremonies/ceremonies/schedule-your-civil-ceremony |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:12 PM Author: Adulterous abode is it fancy/luxe will the certificate be on organic handcrafted japanese paper |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:12 PM Author: Concupiscible Citrine Rehab National Security Agency i dont think so, maybe ill post a pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258255) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: passionate home generalized bond do you think your gf will resent you for this? koreans are into luxe shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258376) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:46 PM Author: Concupiscible Citrine Rehab National Security Agency there is no time for luxe shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258385) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:04 PM Author: Avocado messiness pisswyrm How have you been? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258244) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:49 PM Author: disrespectful heady parlor newt working too much and a little stressed, but otherwise, things are fine. Getting married next year, job is as stable as can be at a firm, still healthy. Can't complain too much.
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: irradiated painfully honest corn cake Christ you're an unbearable faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258378) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 8:54 PM Author: Scarlet dragon how much do you bench/squat/deadlift these days? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258726) |