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Billing and drinking Lagavulin, taking questions (Earl)
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:15 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol got back from Marie Calendars picking up one of those cheating feasts (about 40 pounds of food). Waiting for gf and her mother to get here for dinner. 12:15 seems like a good time to start with scotch. Don't have any cold beer.
Watching eagles get raped and trying to get some comments out to a construction loan agreement for some reason. Closing in 10 days. |
Date: November 26th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: comical pontificating stead keepsake machete who do you like in the Panthers/Cowboys game? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257390) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:20 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol Could be a trap game for Carolina. I am rooting for the Cowboys. Carolina is not that good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257406) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:28 PM Author: insanely creepy pale stag film "rooting for the Cowboys"
said no human being endowed with an immortal soul ever |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:29 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol they aren't making the playoffs anyway.
I'm a lifelong 49ers fan, but I dislike the panthers and would like their fanboi's to stfu. |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:51 PM Author: Misanthropic painfully honest orchestra pit generalized bond thoughts on Gabbert?
also, estimate what would happen if they put Joe Cool in as a starter, right now. like this Sunday. |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:24 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol Joe Montana would win the superbowl single handedly, beating the Patriots* 78-34. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257651) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:25 PM Author: Misanthropic painfully honest orchestra pit generalized bond 99349242042 cr
honestly would make a 180 president as well. |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:21 PM Author: Territorial ocher cuckold kitchen I billed .8 earlier today. May do more later.
At what point will you be too drunk to continue working? |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:22 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol I can get pretty drunk before I consider myself ineffective to do my job. More drunk than I am going to get before dinner with my future mother in law anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257420) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:37 PM Author: big famous landscape painting pisswyrm How can you concentrate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257709) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:38 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol i work better if I can relax a little. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257712) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:22 PM Author: Misanthropic painfully honest orchestra pit generalized bond pathetic and clothmo of you to not roast ur own turkey in the NUDE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257419) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:24 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol My attacks my nuts if I sit around naked. He commands respect with his 6 inch red rocket (his entire body is about 20 inches long total). He tells me I have to keep my posers on when he is around until I improve my girth and distance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257429) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:49 PM Author: Misanthropic painfully honest orchestra pit generalized bond TY.
also, how does it make you feel that his STIMSTICK is much more impressive than yours? |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:25 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol i feel pretty bad that his stimstick is close to the size of mine on an absolute scale given that he is:
1) literally 10 times shorter and lighter than me; and
2) netured and supposedly incapable of getting a proper boner.
He also has way more sex with his pillow than I do with my netflix gf. |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:35 PM Author: Misanthropic painfully honest orchestra pit generalized bond "He also has way more sex with his pillow than I do with my netflix gf."
he also gets to do jack shit all day on you're dime and is amused by his own tail.
you: striving for years and then grinding out billable hours to maintain a mediocre and unfulfilling existence.
seems like your doing it wrong
but hey you know im pretty sure most 30-something LTR/marrieds are jealous of the family dog.
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:37 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol no argument here. I literally wipe his asshole for him 4 times a day while he looks at me grinning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257710) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:39 PM Author: Misanthropic painfully honest orchestra pit generalized bond lol @ "man", just lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257718) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: silver library Is gf's mom bone-able? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257441) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:27 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol for someone who likes moderately overweight 65 year old women who speak broken english, I am sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257445) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:28 PM Author: silver library Hot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257454) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: vivacious brass point old irish cottage Do you know how to pronounce lagavulin? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257443) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:27 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol lah-gah-voo-leen is how I pronounce it, though maybe the last syllable is "lin" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257452) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:29 PM Author: vivacious brass point old irish cottage That's how I say it, with last syllable as "lin". I think it's close enough. First time I tried it I ordered it as lah-gavalin (sounds like javelin) and the scottish bro bartender LOL'ed at me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257460) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 3:45 PM Author: useless blathering headpube office Alcohol = poison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257519) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:01 PM Author: Dun national regret i'll drink after hours if i'm trying to blow off steam and get something wrapped up, but to me, drinking anything halfway nice while trying to work is a waste of the booze. but it really does help if you're stuck grinding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257563) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:27 PM Author: big famous landscape painting pisswyrm That doesn't seem very ethical (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257667) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:27 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol It's not like I drink any more at home than I do at my desk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257671) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:29 PM Author: big famous landscape painting pisswyrm Do you get buzzed at the office? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257677) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:30 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol I don't actually drink at work, unless we have some wine event at 5 and I have to do more work after.
The work we do is mindless and perfectly easy on a slight buzz. |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:48 PM Author: Misanthropic painfully honest orchestra pit generalized bond what do you do on a daily basis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257749) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:49 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol draft and negotiate loan documents, purchase documents, deeds, construction contracts, leases, occasional joint venture agreements and random corporate documents. I also review leases, title and surveys when the juniors are too busy and the client is willing to pay my rate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257754) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:50 PM Author: Misanthropic painfully honest orchestra pit generalized bond is any of that remotely interesting to you, ever? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257758) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:54 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol i haven't done anything that has interested me since college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257774) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:55 PM Author: Misanthropic painfully honest orchestra pit generalized bond (america 2015 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257781) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:42 PM Author: razzle-dazzle piazza toilet seat what about at the gym (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257968) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:43 PM Author: big famous landscape painting pisswyrm 200 meter sprints? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257975) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:29 PM Author: Titillating kitty cat roast beef how do you handle office politics and bullshit drama? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257678) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:31 PM Author: vivacious brass point old irish cottage Obviously not well. He was fired from his biglaw job because no one would go to bat for him. The only thing he contributes is decent interior defense to the firm bball team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257688) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:31 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol been able to avoid until this year - now dealing with <><><>2015 NO BREAKFAST<><><> in all likelihood and what I want to do with my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257691) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:42 PM Author: big famous landscape painting pisswyrm Can you work there if you don't make partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257727) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:46 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257745) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:51 PM Author: bistre reading party Where can I lay a large amount of money against the "99%" odds you're posting? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257764) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 4:53 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol i'll give you 2 to 1 odds up to $5000. If I quit prior to September (before any decision is made) then it's a push. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257770) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:04 PM Author: bistre reading party A 66% chance of breakfast is still a pretty damn high estimate unless you've been explicitly told something like "don't fuck the managing partner's wife and you're in."
But I have no desire to root against you bro. |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:37 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol That's basically what I was told, by management, in the presence of other management. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258351) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:42 PM Author: big famous landscape painting pisswyrm not knowing anything about making partner, but that sounds really odd. ur at a small firm and a super senior associate, seems like it should be some sort of binary thing with the rainmakers with juice telling u they are gonna make it happen and push it thru or not
giving u odds sounds like some sort of baker mackenzie shit "well earl it really just depends on who else is up and how the LA office compares to San Diego and Sacramento" |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:47 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol no one gave me odds. I was told binary this year or next year. based on that I set odds in my head. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258389) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:47 PM Author: big famous landscape painting pisswyrm are the guys with juice going to bat for u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258391) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:50 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol i imagine if they really did it would be this year. i think they really don't want me to quit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258404) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:38 PM Author: big famous landscape painting pisswyrm Wait I didn't even see what you posted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257958) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:43 PM Author: razzle-dazzle piazza toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257972) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:10 PM Author: vigorous set genital piercing 180 scotch and why are you not posting a lot anymore? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257834) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:39 PM Author: big famous landscape painting pisswyrm Cr q (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29257960) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:43 PM Author: razzle-dazzle piazza toilet seat unlike imanagecat earl is going to be a bridezilla speaking of which they should totally go in on an xo double weddin |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 5:51 PM Author: big famous landscape painting pisswyrm im getting married at the beverly hills courthouse
http://www.lavote.net/home/county-clerk/marriage-licenses-ceremonies/ceremonies/schedule-your-civil-ceremony |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:12 PM Author: razzle-dazzle piazza toilet seat is it fancy/luxe will the certificate be on organic handcrafted japanese paper |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:12 PM Author: big famous landscape painting pisswyrm i dont think so, maybe ill post a pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258255) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: Amethyst Diverse Ape do you think your gf will resent you for this? koreans are into luxe shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258376) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:46 PM Author: big famous landscape painting pisswyrm there is no time for luxe shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258385) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:04 PM Author: flirting ultramarine goyim How have you been? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258244) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:49 PM Author: cerebral crackhouse pistol working too much and a little stressed, but otherwise, things are fine. Getting married next year, job is as stable as can be at a firm, still healthy. Can't complain too much.
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Date: November 26th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: underhanded arousing area Christ you're an unbearable faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258378) |
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Date: November 26th, 2015 8:54 PM Author: contagious avocado location codepig how much do you bench/squat/deadlift these days? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3054766&forum_id=2#29258726) |