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"He really missed you these last few years" your dads buddy says 2 u @ his wake

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flirting boiling water
  12/03/15
fuck
Trip hairless gay wizard
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Stop
metal site cuckoldry
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like a dagger through my heart
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...but he had that big merger and was running point...
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filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother
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Charismatic Pale Police Squad Sweet Tailpipe
  12/04/15
but he was so proud you.
flirting boiling water
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Ouch.
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"he knew you were busy with your career. he knew it mea...
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flirting boiling water
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deep grizzly spot twinkling uncleanness
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Abusive church building
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fuck *slams a whole bottle of tums*
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filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother
  08/02/18
fuck you man
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flirting boiling water
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JFC
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:(
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TOXIC
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filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother
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filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother
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*gulp*
Spectacular pearl kitchen
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
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flirting boiling water
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filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother
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Mustard Mad-dog Skullcap
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oh damn
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gold impertinent corner
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mods help pls
Irate Property Famous Landscape Painting
  04/12/16
jfc
Talented Avocado Hominid Tattoo
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brass buck-toothed abode idea he suggested
  04/13/16
is this xo's current toxicity du jour?
Cyan striped hyena jap
  04/13/16
nature of the assignment
Lavender concupiscible laser beams
  04/13/16
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poppy meetinghouse new version
  08/17/16
Call your dad today.
Abusive church building
  06/19/16
Tyft
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  08/17/16
Call you dads often.
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  08/17/16
Fuck
ivory wagecucks
  08/17/16
*Text from partner: "Sorry to hear about your father. P...
Walnut mind-boggling lodge mad cow disease
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FW:FW:out-of-office "You are out of town MONDAY too...
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JFC
Coral death wish
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Vibrant Sinister Associate National
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Yapping brunch
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fishy know-it-all masturbator area
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filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother
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Spruce Chest-beating Pit Weed Whacker
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self-centered parlor
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Mustard Mad-dog Skullcap
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filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother
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filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother
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Vibrant Sinister Associate National
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gold impertinent corner
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I never thought enemadood could die.
swollen keepsake machete chad
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Did his buddy know my dad split when I was 6 and moved 850 a...
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flirting boiling water
  10/31/16
My child arrived just the other day He came to the world in...
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  10/31/16
Fu :(
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  10/31/16
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curious alpha
  10/31/16
Great man. That's a really good idea.
flirting boiling water
  10/31/16
good man. I'm sure she will appreciate it a lot.
submissive salmon faggotry pozpig
  10/31/16
havent been stateside in 18 months man....such a shit son
curious alpha
  10/31/16
where do u live?
flirting boiling water
  10/31/16
Kiev
curious alpha
  10/31/16
:) 180 brother
Mentally impaired ungodly temple half-breed
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my mom called my brother in tears she's so happy
curious alpha
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boyish sound barrier home
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Silver Business Firm
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(puts gun into mouth)
filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother
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Jokes on you, I have two moms
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filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother
  08/02/18
... so he has more friends than me
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 8:24 AM
Author: flirting boiling water



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 8:25 AM
Author: Trip hairless gay wizard

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:23 AM
Author: Vivacious twisted resort legal warrant



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: metal site cuckoldry

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: claret field

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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Spectacular pearl kitchen



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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Dark Beta Wrinkle Liquid Oxygen



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother



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Date: December 4th, 2015 2:40 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2015 2:41 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:19 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:20 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:22 PM
Author: canary cruise ship

...but he had that big merger and was running point...

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Charismatic Pale Police Squad Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: flirting boiling water

but he was so proud you.

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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: Fragrant hunting ground space

Ouch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#29310344)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 6:04 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Institution



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Date: February 21st, 2016 5:49 PM
Author: Trip hairless gay wizard



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Date: February 21st, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Opaque Haunted Graveyard

"he knew you were busy with your career. he knew it meant a lot to you, and he hoped it was making you happy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#29884628)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Purple beady-eyed plaza yarmulke



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: flirting boiling water



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: deep grizzly spot twinkling uncleanness



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:43 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:51 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: swollen keepsake machete chad

fuck *slams a whole bottle of tums*

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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:47 AM
Author: Coiffed disgusting office

fuck you man

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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: flirting boiling water



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Motley frisky rigpig

JFC

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: submissive salmon faggotry pozpig

:(

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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:31 AM
Author: Coral death wish

TOXIC

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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother



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Date: August 8th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: Spectacular pearl kitchen

*gulp*

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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Floppy Cocky Parlour



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: Contagious Violet Library Brethren

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

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Date: March 1st, 2019 4:49 PM
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Date: June 17th, 2019 3:00 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: flirting boiling water



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac mildly autistic french chef

"after he crashed that last harley, he couldn't go to any more jimmy buffet shows and he just kind of dried up without his parrotheads. but at least he got to enjoy his beach house during his golden years.

"hey, still renting? don't you think it's time you settle down, big guy? you're not going to be able to keep a girl and have kids in that dinky little studio. i guess you must be having a lot of fun in the big apple!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30258144)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: big hell



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:56 AM
Author: Very tactful flesh set filthpig



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:57 AM
Author: primrose shrine dragon



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: clear crotch

cr

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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: Lavender concupiscible laser beams



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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Abusive church building



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:49 AM
Author: Heady stag film



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:13 AM
Author: Light fighting goyim



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: Mustard Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: curious alpha

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Date: September 8th, 2018 7:00 AM
Author: electric theatre karate



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Date: January 12th, 2019 9:54 AM
Author: boyish sound barrier home



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Date: January 12th, 2019 10:17 AM
Author: gold impertinent corner



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Irate Property Famous Landscape Painting

mods help pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30258222)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Talented Avocado Hominid Tattoo

jfc

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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:55 AM
Author: brass buck-toothed abode idea he suggested



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Cyan striped hyena jap

is this xo's current toxicity du jour?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30262368)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: Lavender concupiscible laser beams

nature of the assignment

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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: poppy meetinghouse new version



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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Abusive church building

Call your dad today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30739128)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Deranged hyperactive locale nowag

Tyft

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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:56 PM
Author: Bull headed wonderful nibblets trailer park

Call you dads often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31209163)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: ivory wagecucks

Fuck

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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:59 PM
Author: Walnut mind-boggling lodge mad cow disease

*Text from partner: "Sorry to hear about your father. Please check your email when you get a chance"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31209183)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Laughsome topaz lay fat ankles

FW:FW:out-of-office

"You are out of town MONDAY too? did not realize you were that close. that's fine, but will really need you to hit the ground running on tuesday. plz communicate better about this sort of thing in future. txh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31210576)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:32 AM
Author: Coral death wish

JFC

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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:34 AM
Author: Vibrant Sinister Associate National



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:36 AM
Author: Yapping brunch



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: fishy know-it-all masturbator area



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: Spruce Chest-beating Pit Weed Whacker



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: self-centered parlor



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: Mustard Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother



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Date: January 8th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#37549351)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 6:29 AM
Author: Vibrant Sinister Associate National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#37577897)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 9:48 AM
Author: gold impertinent corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#37578505)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: swollen keepsake machete chad

I never thought enemadood could die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31209203)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: Provocative House Candlestick Maker

Did his buddy know my dad split when I was 6 and moved 850 away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31209873)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: flirting boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766582)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Amethyst exhilarant center philosopher-king

My child arrived just the other day

He came to the world in the usual way

But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay

He learned to walk while I was away

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew

He'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, dad

You know I'm gonna be like you."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then

You know we'll have a good time then."

My son turned ten just the other day

He said, "Thanks for the ball, dad; come on, let's play

Can you teach me to throw?"

I said, "Not today, I got a lot to do."

He said, "That's okay."

And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed

And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah

You know I'm gonna be like him."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then

You know we'll have a good time then."

Well, he came from college just the other day

So much like a man, I just had to say

"Son, I'm proud of you. Can you sit for a while?"

He shook his head, and he said with a smile

"What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys

See you later; can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then, dad

You know we'll have a good time then."

I've long since retired, and my son's moved away

I called him up just the other day

I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind."

He said, "I'd love to, dad, if I could find the time

You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kid's got the flu

But it's sure nice talking to you, dad

It's been sure nice talking to you."

And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me

He'd grown up just like me

My boy was just like me

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then, dad

We're gonna have a good time then."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: Lake pontificating university

Fu :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36539294)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:49 AM
Author: Mentally impaired ungodly temple half-breed

I know this will never happen because my dad literally has no friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766640)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: curious alpha

because of this thread i just bought tickets to go home for thanksgiving to see my mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766852)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: flirting boiling water

Great man. That's a really good idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766905)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: submissive salmon faggotry pozpig

good man. I'm sure she will appreciate it a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766941)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: curious alpha

havent been stateside in 18 months man....such a shit son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766947)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: flirting boiling water

where do u live?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766950)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: curious alpha

Kiev

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766961)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ungodly temple half-breed

:)

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766943)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: curious alpha

my mom called my brother in tears she's so happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31767165)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: Stimulating mahogany range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31768121)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: lascivious national security agency bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31768164)



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Date: November 1st, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: flirting boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31774225)



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Date: June 9th, 2017 8:52 PM
Author: Opaque Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#33517625)



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Date: June 9th, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: Coiffed disgusting office

of course op is nights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#33517634)



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Date: June 9th, 2017 9:04 PM
Author: impressive doctorate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#33517700)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:17 AM
Author: Yapping brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#34641237)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Silver Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#35197769)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: impressive doctorate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#35198228)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: boyish sound barrier home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#35785394)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Silver Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36262472)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother

(puts gun into mouth)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36262478)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Drab address halford

Jokes on you, I have two moms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36272707)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: Silver Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36447731)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: filthy appetizing orchestra pit mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36539127)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: supple heaven voyeur

... so he has more friends than me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36541968)



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Date: September 8th, 2018 7:23 AM
Author: harsh cerebral box office prole

“yeah, but right now my law firm misses me, so excuse me a minute while I take this phone call.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36768467)



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Date: March 1st, 2019 4:34 PM
Author: Silver Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#37864383)



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Date: March 1st, 2019 4:52 PM
Author: Spruce Chest-beating Pit Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#37864452)



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Date: March 22nd, 2019 4:58 PM
Author: Silver Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#37973041)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 3:16 PM
Author: Silver Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#38261904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: Silver Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#38400715)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Maroon Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#38400727)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Silver Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#42109266)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 2:42 PM
Author: Silver Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#42884579)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Silver Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#43603223)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 4:51 PM
Author: Silver Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#46926332)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: Silver Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#47218430)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: primrose shrine dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#47218471)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: Diverse umber hall milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#47218473)