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Honey-headed roommate
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but he was so proud you.
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good man. I'm sure she will appreciate it a lot.
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 8:24 AM
Author: Honey-headed roommate



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 8:25 AM
Author: stirring zippy selfie telephone

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:23 AM
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: thriller double fault lodge

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: adventurous degenerate private investor

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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:21 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:03 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:22 PM
Author: drunken mother

...but he had that big merger and was running point...

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 9:28 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:23 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Honey-headed roommate

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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: Trip opaque lay

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Date: December 4th, 2015 6:04 PM
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Date: February 21st, 2016 5:49 PM
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Date: February 21st, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: medicated translucent coffee pot crackhouse

"he knew you were busy with your career. he knew it meant a lot to you, and he hoped it was making you happy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#29884628)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: glassy very tactful milk box office



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed roommate



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:42 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:43 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:51 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: frum exhilarant dilemma ceo

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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:31 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:47 AM
Author: irate insecure jew

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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Honey-headed roommate



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Chestnut fantasy-prone roast beef stage

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: Haunting Big Hominid

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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:31 AM
Author: Sepia filthy national trust fund

TOXIC

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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:24 PM
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Date: August 8th, 2018 9:35 PM
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: multi-colored blathering electric furnace genital piercing

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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:39 PM
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:41 PM
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Date: March 1st, 2019 4:49 PM
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Date: June 17th, 2019 3:00 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Honey-headed roommate



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:32 PM
Author: Drab Old Irish Cottage

"after he crashed that last harley, he couldn't go to any more jimmy buffet shows and he just kind of dried up without his parrotheads. but at least he got to enjoy his beach house during his golden years.

"hey, still renting? don't you think it's time you settle down, big guy? you're not going to be able to keep a girl and have kids in that dinky little studio. i guess you must be having a lot of fun in the big apple!"

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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac misunderstood business firm coldplay fan



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:56 AM
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:57 AM
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2019 10:17 AM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Abnormal Contagious Station

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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: boyish plaza

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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:55 AM
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:58 AM
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: Ruby multi-billionaire nursing home

nature of the assignment

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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:02 PM
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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: mewling locus

Call your dad today.

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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Red talented heaven blood rage

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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:56 PM
Author: Ivory stag film

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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Lime indecent useless brakes cuckold

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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:59 PM
Author: Sexy becky french chef

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Date: August 17th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: milky tanning salon halford

FW:FW:out-of-office

"You are out of town MONDAY too? did not realize you were that close. that's fine, but will really need you to hit the ground running on tuesday. plz communicate better about this sort of thing in future. txh."

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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:32 AM
Author: Sepia filthy national trust fund

JFC

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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:36 AM
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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: vigorous stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36766551)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: vigorous stain



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Date: January 12th, 2019 6:29 AM
Author: aromatic dog poop rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#37577897)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 9:48 AM
Author: Floppy bull headed mexican faggot firefighter



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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: frum exhilarant dilemma ceo

I never thought enemadood could die.

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Date: August 17th, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed death wish laser beams

Did his buddy know my dad split when I was 6 and moved 850 away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31209873)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Honey-headed roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766582)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: bespoke misanthropic university

My child arrived just the other day

He came to the world in the usual way

But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay

He learned to walk while I was away

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew

He'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, dad

You know I'm gonna be like you."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then

You know we'll have a good time then."

My son turned ten just the other day

He said, "Thanks for the ball, dad; come on, let's play

Can you teach me to throw?"

I said, "Not today, I got a lot to do."

He said, "That's okay."

And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed

And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah

You know I'm gonna be like him."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then

You know we'll have a good time then."

Well, he came from college just the other day

So much like a man, I just had to say

"Son, I'm proud of you. Can you sit for a while?"

He shook his head, and he said with a smile

"What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys

See you later; can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then, dad

You know we'll have a good time then."

I've long since retired, and my son's moved away

I called him up just the other day

I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind."

He said, "I'd love to, dad, if I could find the time

You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kid's got the flu

But it's sure nice talking to you, dad

It's been sure nice talking to you."

And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me

He'd grown up just like me

My boy was just like me

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then, dad

We're gonna have a good time then."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: Grizzly Laughsome Idiot Nibblets

Fu :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36539294)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:49 AM
Author: Garnet Dashing Ape

I know this will never happen because my dad literally has no friends.

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: copper factory reset button headpube

because of this thread i just bought tickets to go home for thanksgiving to see my mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766852)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed roommate

Great man. That's a really good idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766905)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: Haunting Big Hominid

good man. I'm sure she will appreciate it a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766941)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: copper factory reset button headpube

havent been stateside in 18 months man....such a shit son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766947)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed roommate

where do u live?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766950)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: copper factory reset button headpube

Kiev

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Garnet Dashing Ape

:)

180 brother

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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: copper factory reset button headpube

my mom called my brother in tears she's so happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31767165)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: turquoise stage



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Flatulent Nighttime Church Building

180

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Date: November 1st, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Honey-headed roommate



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Date: June 9th, 2017 8:52 PM
Author: medicated translucent coffee pot crackhouse



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Date: June 9th, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: irate insecure jew

of course op is nights

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Date: June 9th, 2017 9:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic Background Story



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:17 AM
Author: razzle mauve menage athletic conference



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Date: January 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: vibrant resort round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#35197769)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic Background Story



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Fragrant lavender office



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Date: June 17th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: vibrant resort round eye



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Date: June 17th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: vigorous stain

(puts gun into mouth)

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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Heady sanctuary hunting ground

Jokes on you, I have two moms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36272707)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: vibrant resort round eye



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: vigorous stain



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal mental disorder

... so he has more friends than me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36541968)



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Date: September 8th, 2018 7:23 AM
Author: costumed sienna gunner house

“yeah, but right now my law firm misses me, so excuse me a minute while I take this phone call.”

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Date: March 1st, 2019 4:34 PM
Author: vibrant resort round eye



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Date: March 1st, 2019 4:52 PM
Author: concupiscible toaster sandwich



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Date: March 22nd, 2019 4:58 PM
Author: vibrant resort round eye



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Date: May 20th, 2019 3:16 PM
Author: vibrant resort round eye



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: vibrant resort round eye



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz digit ratio



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: vibrant resort round eye



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 2:42 PM
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Date: December 13th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: vibrant resort round eye



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Date: October 12th, 2023 4:51 PM
Author: vibrant resort round eye



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Date: December 27th, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: vibrant resort round eye



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Date: December 27th, 2023 10:53 AM
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