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"This your captain La'niqua up here in da flight deck..."

*you look up from your Kindle*
brass unholy ceo
  12/13/15
Is this a quote from Soul Plane?
Burgundy Idiot Legal Warrant
  03/07/18
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big yapping rigpig
  12/13/15
*Dis
beady-eyed hyperventilating scourge upon the earth
  12/13/15
"We'll be having an unexpected layover in Kentucky.&quo...
puce passionate hall
  12/13/15
*sound of lip-smacking over PA system fills cabin*
pungent trust fund
  12/13/15
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puce passionate hall
  12/13/15
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Razzmatazz dog poop
  08/22/17
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floppy sticky temple
  03/07/18
MMMMMHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM!
Fuchsia fear-inspiring sex offender messiness
  07/11/18
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khaki son of senegal
  01/24/17
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180 clear black woman
  03/13/17
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Mauve gunner
  08/22/17
To be fair, "...and ya'll niggas don't even be TRYNA...
Concupiscible den
  12/13/15
(guy who thinks that a WOC Pilot is also required to serve t...
cerise stirring whorehouse round eye
  12/13/15
To be fair, (Unscholarly rapscallion who hasn't even seen...
Concupiscible den
  12/13/15
...
Fishy alcoholic turdskin
  12/13/15
lmfao
beady-eyed hyperventilating scourge upon the earth
  03/07/18
and dis is your co-pilot Demarius giving a shout out to yall...
cerise stirring whorehouse round eye
  12/13/15
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Offensive Brilliant Gaping Regret
  03/07/18
*in-flight drink menu offers sizzurp and purp drank*
pungent trust fund
  12/13/15
most of the times i've done lean it was on a plane
Arousing Wine Ticket Booth Goyim
  01/24/17
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Slimy Incel Boiling Water
  12/13/15
RIP Trayvon!!
slippery titillating windowlicker
  12/13/15
"OK if that otha plane keep inchin over Ima rip her fuc...
pungent trust fund
  12/13/15
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Offensive Brilliant Gaping Regret
  08/22/17
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bat shit crazy erotic doctorate
  12/14/17
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Heady Bipolar Orchestra Pit
  07/11/18
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Thriller Preventive Strike
  07/11/18
"Ladies and gentlemen, we was just informed that we app...
brass unholy ceo
  12/13/15
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bat shit crazy erotic doctorate
  12/14/17
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brass unholy ceo
  10/10/16
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brass unholy ceo
  01/24/17
*Everyone* is a white male supremacist at 35,000 feet
Emerald karate parlour
  01/24/17
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Fuchsia fear-inspiring sex offender messiness
  07/11/18
Great thread. Was underappreciated.
Navy famous landscape painting
  01/24/17
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brass unholy ceo
  03/13/17
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laughsome lavender cuck field
  03/13/17
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bat shit crazy erotic doctorate
  12/14/17
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Wonderful parlor
  03/07/18
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brass unholy ceo
  08/22/17
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  08/22/17
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brass unholy ceo
  12/14/17
I would pull the emergency exit lever and jump onto the slid...
Scarlet dilemma
  12/14/17
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brass unholy ceo
  03/07/18
"we up hea, I'm with ya girl Quantavia, my co-pilot, my...
Burgundy Idiot Legal Warrant
  03/07/18
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brass unholy ceo
  03/07/18
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brass unholy ceo
  07/11/18
"And we get der when we get der. Dis plane be runnin on...
Fuchsia fear-inspiring sex offender messiness
  07/11/18
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brass unholy ceo
  10/11/19


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Date: December 13th, 2015 3:11 AM
Author: brass unholy ceo

*you look up from your Kindle*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29368634)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Burgundy Idiot Legal Warrant

Is this a quote from Soul Plane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#35557254)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 3:14 AM
Author: big yapping rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29368637)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:02 AM
Author: beady-eyed hyperventilating scourge upon the earth

*Dis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369285)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: puce passionate hall

"We'll be having an unexpected layover in Kentucky."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369295)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: pungent trust fund

*sound of lip-smacking over PA system fills cabin*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369310)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: puce passionate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369345)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 3:27 AM
Author: Razzmatazz dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34043276)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: floppy sticky temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#35557265)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Fuchsia fear-inspiring sex offender messiness

MMMMMHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#36409270)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: khaki son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#32452438)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: 180 clear black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#32823374)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 3:27 AM
Author: Mauve gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34043275)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: Concupiscible den

To be fair,

"...and ya'll niggas don't even be TRYNA push tha fuckin service buttons after I turn cabin lights out, I swear to GAWWWWD *lip smack*..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369305)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: cerise stirring whorehouse round eye

(guy who thinks that a WOC Pilot is also required to serve the cabin when the plane is in auto-pilot mode)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369322)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Concupiscible den

To be fair,

(Unscholarly rapscallion who hasn't even seen "Soul Plane")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369332)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Fishy alcoholic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29370379)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed hyperventilating scourge upon the earth

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#35557233)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: cerise stirring whorehouse round eye

and dis is your co-pilot Demarius giving a shout out to yall from da deck. weather looks fine just like some of da hunnies who will be serving you once we get up to DAT height man. and to that fine blonde bitch in 4C i wanna holla at u for a min u know whatchiamsayin? i mean just wanna split dat booty, tax dat ass u know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369334)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Offensive Brilliant Gaping Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#35557230)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: pungent trust fund

*in-flight drink menu offers sizzurp and purp drank*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369498)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Arousing Wine Ticket Booth Goyim

most of the times i've done lean it was on a plane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#32452288)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:00 AM
Author: Slimy Incel Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29369510)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: slippery titillating windowlicker

RIP Trayvon!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29370505)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: pungent trust fund

"OK if that otha plane keep inchin over Ima rip her fuckin weave out... YO roll yo window down!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29370513)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 8:32 AM
Author: Offensive Brilliant Gaping Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34043680)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: bat shit crazy erotic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34922786)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Heady Bipolar Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#36408845)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Thriller Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#36409229)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: brass unholy ceo

"Ladies and gentlemen, we was just informed that we approachin a pretty bad storm system up ahead. Air control kept saying something about Air France flight. But this plane ain't no Air France flight. Anyway, sit back and chill while I run us through this bad weather. And as always, we know you have options when selecting carriers, and on behalf of everyone in your on-board team I'd like to thank you for flying with us today."

*your hands begin to sweat*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#29370620)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: bat shit crazy erotic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34922790)



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Date: October 10th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: brass unholy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#31612470)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: brass unholy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#32452195)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Emerald karate parlour

*Everyone* is a white male supremacist at 35,000 feet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#32452297)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Fuchsia fear-inspiring sex offender messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#36409183)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Navy famous landscape painting

Great thread. Was underappreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#32452302)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: brass unholy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#32823335)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: laughsome lavender cuck field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#32823354)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: bat shit crazy erotic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34922793)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: Wonderful parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#35557273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: brass unholy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34042866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Curious Poppy Headpube Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34042868)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: brass unholy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34922767)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Scarlet dilemma

I would pull the emergency exit lever and jump onto the slide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#34922779)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: brass unholy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#35557205)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Burgundy Idiot Legal Warrant

"we up hea, I'm with ya girl Quantavia, my co-pilot, my OG, we lit as fuck, it's on fleek, put cho hands up first class, put cho hands up coach. we luh you coach. dis my first flight, les get it on and poppin. imma turn on dat belt buckle sign yall sit back relax and lets get retarded"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#35557243)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: brass unholy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#35557260)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: brass unholy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#36408821)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: Fuchsia fear-inspiring sex offender messiness

"And we get der when we get der. Dis plane be runnin on CPT!

So sit yo ass down, get your drank on and your snack on while we'z floss and fly dis mofo all up in this beeeeatch"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#36409205)



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Date: October 11th, 2019 8:09 PM
Author: brass unholy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2#38964762)