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CharlesXII, rating poasters as stupid aspects of the Star Wars Expanded Universe
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:37 PM Author: Flushed clown Shamelessly courting Megapoaster Madness votes too, ofs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484727) |
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Date: November 8th, 2018 6:39 PM Author: Emerald 180 Personal Credit Line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#37192818) |
Date: December 30th, 2015 1:38 PM Author: gaped hairraiser national security agency heaven On it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484734) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:41 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the preposterous revelation that Darth Vader's right glove had magical properties due to Sith amulets it carried, and survived the explosion of the Death Star to be sucked through a wormhole which causes it to land on the water world of Dac. This glove was sought by the Imperial hack Trioculus who though it could be used as a superweapon, oblivious to the fact Vader's power actually came from the fucking FORCE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484783) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:43 PM Author: gaped hairraiser national security agency heaven EPIC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484798) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 2:07 PM Author: Turquoise circlehead As a kid I remember I bought a book called "The Glove of Vader". I never read it but is that where this is from? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29491859) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 2:37 PM Author: Flushed clown Yeah, that's the first book in the 6-book Jedi Prince series. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29492075) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Turquoise circlehead 180. really glad i chose not to read this book. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29492577) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 6:10 PM Author: rusted house chad i got this book out of my school library when i was in 2nd or 3rd grade and read it about a thousand times. had no idea it was part of a whole series. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29493479) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:38 PM Author: Chrome juggernaut I just decided to vote for the other guy because of this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484735) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:43 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the fact Timothy Zahn featured an evil clone of Luke in The Last Command, named, I shit you not, Luuke. Not only that, but he justified the name with some retarded shit about clones elongating their "oo" sounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484805) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: mauve striped hyena lol holy fuck this thread is great already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484822) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 PM Author: Soul-stirring Insane Field International Law Enforcement Agency literally just a couple days ago I thought of the Jorus/Joruus reveal and started loling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484850) |
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Date: July 11th, 2017 3:41 PM Author: Nudist crusty range cuckold Fuck, I remember reading those Timothy Zahn books. Noghri bitches. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#33751501) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: Odious ruby boltzmann kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484746) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:47 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the Galaxy Gun, a stupid superweapon built as part of the equally stupid Dark Empire comic trilogy. The Galaxy Gun is basically the Death Star, except instead of being a laser platform that can move, it's a stationary battle station that can shoot planet-destroying missiles through hyperspace.
However, the Galaxy Gun shoots fucking MISSILES, and it's never adequately explained why the Empire couldn't simply slap these on a Star Destroyer instead of building some stationary gun. Unsurprisingly, like most of Dark Empire this weapon was quietly forgotten about by other writers and its destructive potential was never followed up on. |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:48 PM Author: Odious ruby boltzmann kitty cat 180. I felt this way about Starkiller Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485225) |
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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:28 PM Author: contagious fuchsia theater probably because of the recoil (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#35026356) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: shivering mentally impaired double fault (proud member of zete) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484747) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:55 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as Han's meltdown in The Courtship of Princess Leia, where he panics that Leia will marry somebody else and tries winning the deed to an entire planet in a sabaac game to prove his worthiness of her. This doesn't even work because he actually gets scammed in the process, which causes Han to totally snap and fucking KIDNAP Leia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484894) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:03 PM Author: mauve striped hyena wtf lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484949) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: Swashbuckling Legend National (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484752) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:00 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as...
Remember that droid that has a shitty motivator and breaks down at the start of A New Hope? The one that lets Luke buy R2 instead? Well, it turns out that droid is SKIPPY THE FORCE DROID. As revealed in the Star Wars Tales comics, Skippy is a Force-sensitive droid who has a premonition that if he's bought by Luke the Rebellion will be defeated and the Emperor will triumph. So like a bro he breaks down then and there to SAVE THE GALAXY. |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:05 PM Author: Swashbuckling Legend National Sounds heroic. I like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484963) |
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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:21 PM Author: Navy Unhinged Point Jewess This can’t be real. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#35026289) |
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Date: November 25th, 2018 1:45 PM Author: free-loading puppy new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#37297797) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:41 PM Author: Soul-stirring Insane Field International Law Enforcement Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484773) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:01 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the revelation in the Jedi Prince series that conferences between moffs are called "mofferences." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484932) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:04 PM Author: Bull headed ape shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484959) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:09 PM Author: maniacal diverse jap literally lol'd at this. massively underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485398) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:12 PM Author: Sapphire Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485421) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 4:29 PM Author: Lascivious voyeur this can't be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486031) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 4:36 PM Author: maniacal diverse jap A MOFFERENCE was a secret conference held by the Imperial Central Committee of Grand MOFF[PiG]S in the secluded MOFFERENCE ROOM of their MOFFSHIP
I laughed so fucking hard when I read that. you can read it with at least a dozen different inflections and mental images, all equally hilarious
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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:22 PM Author: Navy Unhinged Point Jewess I poasted this exact same thing above two years after this guy poasted it but before reading his poast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#35026301) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 10:13 PM Author: beta buff senate 18000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29488576) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 8:43 AM Author: Soul-stirring Insane Field International Law Enforcement Agency holy fuck ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29490188) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 12:08 PM Author: Turquoise circlehead how is this "stupid"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29491123) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 12:19 PM Author: mind-boggling pale area guy looking to have a quotemofferance to discuss issue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29491160) |
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Date: November 25th, 2018 1:52 PM Author: Judgmental cerebral liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#37297846) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 4:44 PM Author: pink heady whorehouse travel guidebook moffman sexuality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29493076) |
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Date: November 25th, 2018 1:45 PM Author: free-loading puppy new version lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#37297800) |
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Date: April 13th, 2022 8:15 AM Author: cracking newt stage 18000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#44329557) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:41 PM Author: mauve striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484781) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:08 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the baffling plot twist of The Third Law, one of the Marvel Star Wars comics. In this comic, Leia goes to the banking world of Aargau to get a loan for some X-Wings, but Darth Vader constantly tries to obstruct her. He's hindered by local law which bars him from using a weapon, though (and apparently he can't just bring in the Empire and boss around the planet, for some reason). Eventually he gets fed up and chops up the finance minister to stop the loan, but OH SNAP! Leia was tricking him and it's a fake finance minister and attacking him actually lets her get the loan or something.
BUT WAIT, there's more! It turns out Vader was just playing along and he actually just wanted the Crown Jewels of Alderaan, which Leia put up as collateral. Why does he want them? Well, it's not actually clear, but he manages to steal them while Leia is distracted with whatever counts as a plot in this comic. |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 4:03 PM Author: Titillating den 18000000 poast and thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485856) |
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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:25 PM Author: Navy Unhinged Point Jewess I keep thinking these are too crazy and must be made up but no.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Wars_48:_The_Third_Law |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: Self-centered tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484837) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:11 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as completely insane twist that the Empire's Lusankya prison on Coruscant is actually a SUPER STAR DESTROYER that was built in secret and then buried under the surface of Coruscant without anybody noticing, even though it is a SUPER STAR DESTROYER and this is on Coruscant, where they had to remove thousands of super-tall buildings that were in the way. This Super Star Destroyer then fucking BLASTS OFF after the planet is conquered by the Republic, killing millions of people in the process, and becomes Isard's flagship in the X-Wing novels. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484993) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:12 PM Author: Self-centered tanning salon <> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485000) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 2:21 PM Author: Drab Filthy Dingle Berry Cruise Ship 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29491959) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:51 PM Author: Light curious hominid temple I better not be the Ruusan Reformation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484863) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:22 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the totally laughable moment in the Jedi Academy trilogy where a group of Padawans halt an attack on the Jedi Temple by Force pushing away an entire fleet of 17 Star Destroyers out of the Yavin system. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485027) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:29 PM Author: Light curious hominid temple *force pushes you into the top bracket of megapoaster madness* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485066) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:06 PM Author: Amber Talented Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484966) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:29 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the Sun Crusher, the most stupid superweapon in any work of fiction.
The Sun Crusher, thought up by well-known sci-fi dipshit Kevin J. Anderson, is a tiny one-man ship that has:
-Its own hyperdrive -Torpedoes capable of exploding a sun, which move at basically lightspeed and are therefore unstoppable. Oh and those torpedoes also insta-destroy any ship they hit too. -Armor so strong it can absorb the Death Star's superlaser
The ship is hijacked by Kyp Durron, who is basically the Star Wars equivalent of a school shooter and goes on a rampage blowing up Imperial systems and installations. Eventually he feels guilty and flies it into a black hole to destroy it, but survives by using the Force to wedge himself into a tiny message capsule (not flame).
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:40 PM Author: rusted house chad i had the sun crusher figurine as a kid. it looked dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485166) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:59 PM Author: charismatic kitty holy shit. star wars is forever flame now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485292) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:08 AM Author: Spruce institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29508905) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:06 PM Author: Cyan vibrant meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484969) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:35 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the fact that Admiral Thrawn's strategic prowess is based on his ability to analyze a planet's art and thereby understand the psychology of its people, and what will cause them to surrender. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485133) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:31 PM Author: mauve striped hyena underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485592) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:37 PM Author: vengeful mahogany university stock car 18000
Am I the only one who always thought Thrawn was basically just "hmm, so what if evil blue Picard GO!" |
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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:27 PM Author: Navy Unhinged Point Jewess I remember this and being both confused by this and thinking it was deep when I was like 12. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#35026340) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:11 PM Author: orange laughsome really tough guy pocket flask CharlesXII in it to win it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29484988) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:01 PM Author: Flushed clown Damn straight.
I rate you as the revelation in Jedi Prince (man, that series was dumb) that Emperor Palpatine had a son, and that son had THREE EYES for some reason. Also, shooting lightning out of one's hands is apparently a hereditary Palpatine power, and a fraudulent son of Palpatine is identified because he doesn't shoot the lightning out the right way. |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: floppy hateful indian lodge mad-dog skullcap lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485325) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:12 PM Author: orange laughsome really tough guy pocket flask lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485425) |
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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:27 PM Author: Navy Unhinged Point Jewess Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#35026345) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:12 PM Author: charismatic kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485001) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:16 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the Dark Empire series COMPLETELY ruining Return of the Jedi by 1. Having Emperor Palpatine have a bunch of clones, and 2. Having Luke Skywalker FALL TO THE DARK SIDE, simply because he's so impressed by the Emperor's tremendous power and command of the Force.
Needless to say, this is a silly development because the entire point of ROTJ was that Luke could NEVER fall to the Dark Side, and that's why he was a great Jedi. But that all goes by the wayside so we can have Evil Luke be the emperor's lackey. |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: charismatic kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485600) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:21 PM Author: Onyx prole business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485022) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:30 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the fact Jar-Jar Binks' father is named George R. Binks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485584) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:33 PM Author: orange laughsome really tough guy pocket flask LOL literally thought this was too good to be true so I had to look it up. First result: George R. Binks on Wookiepedia.
CLOWN UNIVERSE |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:41 PM Author: vengeful mahogany university stock car holy shit this means that comic where his totally normal dad hates him is canon
edit: http://www.againwiththecomics.com/2011/02/jar-jar-binks-story-by-tony-millionaire.html |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:43 PM Author: Flushed clown Well, it WAS canon. Everything except the movies and the Clone Wars cartoon was declared non-canon a few years ago as part of the Episode VII/Disney quasi-reboot. All the old stories are now a part of the "Legends" continuity and may or may not be used in the future. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485686) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 4:06 PM Author: vengeful mahogany university stock car So we lose George R Binks and gain shitty robot spider darth maul, THANKS DISNEY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485871) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 9:35 AM Author: Unholy Hall Fortuitous Meteor No, robot spider DM was on the Clone Wars show, so its DISNEY CANON (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29490288) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:20 AM Author: Unholy Hall Fortuitous Meteor Wait, not a spider DM, but they did have one with robot legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29510513) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:42 PM Author: Onyx prole business firm 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485676) |
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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:40 PM Author: Kink-friendly market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#32167535) |
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Date: July 18th, 2023 1:27 PM Author: Azure dashing sanctuary George Binks-Floyd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#46561611) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:21 PM Author: bateful ebony box office wagecucks what up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485023) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:41 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the revelation in Empire's End that, after the destruction of his clone bodies, the only remaining body Palpatine's soul can occupy is the body of Anakin Solo. He almost does so, but is stopped by the cyborg Jedi Empatojayos Brand, who conveniently dies at the same time and binds his soul to Palpatine's and then carries it off to the Netherworld of the Force to be imprisoned for all eternity by the souls of other Jedi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485673) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:40 PM Author: rusted house chad 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485161) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:52 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as Bendorion, the only known Hutt Jedi. 400 years before the Battle of Yavin, the Jedi Order stupidly admitted him (technically all Hutts are hermaphrodites but w/e) even though Hutts are basically a race of asshole gangsters. Unsurprisingly, on his very first mission he immediately falls to the Dark Side and takes over some random planet, where he demands the denizens call him "Beldorion of the Ruby Eyes" and "Beldorion the Splendid."
Eventually Leia runs into him while trying to stop a fanatical religious cult and cuts him in two during a lightsaber fight, aided by the fact she is a mobile human and not a fat slug. |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:56 PM Author: floppy hateful indian lodge mad-dog skullcap lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485776) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:10 AM Author: Spruce institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29508914) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:43 PM Author: maize histrionic school cafeteria it's always lol when a new movie finally comes out and all this "expanded universe" stuff goes right out the window (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485177) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 4:06 PM Author: Flushed clown OFS
In that vein, I rate you as the EU retconning the Coruscant celebration at the end of ROTJ being the "Coruscant Uprising" where millions of people were killed and the planet failed to be liberated for several more years. |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 4:10 PM Author: maize histrionic school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485903) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:04 PM Author: maniacal diverse jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485347) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 4:09 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the retcon of Darth Maul SURVIVING getting chopped in half at the end of TPM, and coming back with a fucking robot spider body.
Terrifyingly, that change is still canon, unlike most of the EU. |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 4:34 PM Author: maniacal diverse jap wasnt this the plot of Wild West West, the movie with will smith and kevin kline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486064) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 4:34 PM Author: Lascivious voyeur >and coming back with a fucking robot spider body.
...So he's like a Protoss Dragoon? |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:06 PM Author: crimson beady-eyed scourge upon the earth garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485366) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 4:11 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the bullshit explanation that the Rebels were losing at Endor because the Emperor was so powerful he was using Force mind control to enhance the abilities of every single pilot and crew member in the Imperial fleet. When he died this mind control evaporated and caused the Imperial fleet to totally collapse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485909) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 5:51 PM Author: Lemon azn so it's just like KOTOR and bastilla's "battle meditation" nonsense? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486651) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 6:05 PM Author: Flushed clown I wouldn't be surprised if that's what KOTOR got the idea from. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486734) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:10 PM Author: costumed excitant keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485408) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 4:22 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the generally 120 phenomenon of negating Luke's role as the last Jedi, by instead making it so a fuckton of Jedi escaped Palpatine's purge and were alive through the entire OT. I guess the Jedi never had to return because they never left! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485982) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:16 PM Author: Big mad cow disease I would prefer that you just call me Darth Bane and relate it somehow to how I got the lost Sith holocron, but I leave it in your capable hands.
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:34 PM Author: Flushed clown I considered it, but I think I can top that. I rate you as the Star Wars Holiday Special:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3a5j8PgQxg |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 10:37 PM Author: Big mad cow disease Fabulously absurd. Ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29488743) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Sapphire Public Bath 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485500) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 4:51 PM Author: Flushed clown Whoops, didn't mean to skip you.
I rate you as the revelation that the Solos are actually a dynasty of Corellian monarchs that Han Solo is probably descended from, which is cited by C-3PO as justification his blood is royal enough to justify marrying Princess Leia.
Later in the book C-3PO "discovers" that Solo's lineage is a fraud, but even this information may just be a fraud perpetuated by Luke to fulfill Han's wish to keep his origins obscure.
Yep, Han Solo is basically Prince Lonestar. |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 5:10 PM Author: Sapphire Public Bath lol jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486331) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: vengeful mahogany university stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485559) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 4:37 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as Ken from the Jedi Prince trilogy having Star Wars toys in his room, even though he is literally in the Star Wars universe, and living in this underground lost city that definitely would not be able to easily import Star Wars toys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486094) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 5:54 PM Author: vengeful mahogany university stock car 87928293929
you are cumming dangerously close ITT to making me hunt down the Jedi prince books you fucker
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Date: December 30th, 2015 5:58 PM Author: Flushed clown You should. They're for kids (which explains a lot of the retarded parts) so you can read them in a few hours I imagine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486688) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:39 PM Author: exciting foreskin roommate I rate you as the Killik Queen, dork. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485658) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 5:28 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as Trioculus from Jedi Prince dying because he's obsessed with marrying Princess Leia and is tricked into marrying a droid version of Leia who shoots him with laser beams out of her eyes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486490) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 10:38 PM Author: Big mad cow disease Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29488747) |
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Date: July 11th, 2017 3:43 PM Author: salmon jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#33751518) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:50 PM Author: galvanic domesticated private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485724) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 5:57 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as Moff Derran Takkar trying to sabotage Luke's wedding by crashing the party with a dead man's switch that will infect the New Republic's computers with a virus. Fortunately, Luke stops him with a moral argument about the opportunity to finally enjoy peace in the galaxy, which causes Takkar to stand down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486683) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 6:03 PM Author: galvanic domesticated private investor Luke got married wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486720) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 12:54 AM Author: maniacal diverse jap "Luke stops him with a moral argument about the opportunity to finally enjoy peace in the galaxy, which causes Takkar to stand down"
lol sounds like a Star Wars - Dr Who crossover |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:52 PM Author: Confused violent turdskin great thread. rating? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485741) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 6:42 PM Author: Flushed clown TY friend.
I rate you as the alliance of non-human species that tried to overthrow the Republic and seize a top-secret virus the Emperor created that kills all humans it comes into contact with.
Naturally, this alliance of Wookies, Bothans, Twi'leks, and more was called the DIVERSITY ALLIANCE (not flame). |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 6:44 PM Author: Amber Talented Hissy Fit 093570963209 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486961) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 6:46 PM Author: Confused violent turdskin hahaha wow, this might be the best one in this epic thread. TYTY brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486975) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 7:57 PM Author: Sapphire Public Bath oh god how did i forget about this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29487435) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 7:58 PM Author: Lemon azn holy shit, lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29487444) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 8:50 PM Author: mauve striped hyena holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29487784) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 8:52 PM Author: orange laughsome really tough guy pocket flask oh FUCK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29487794) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 3:59 PM Author: fiercely-loyal ultramarine faggotry Awesome thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485817) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 9:45 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the Witches of Dathomir.
Remember earlier in this topic where I mentioned Han Solo winning that random planet in a sabaac game and trying to use it to win over Leia? Well, after he abducts Leia he flees to this planet (which is in the middle of the turf held by supervillain Warlord Zsinj), it turns out it's full of fucking Amazons. These so-called Witches of Dathomir are all Force-sensitive (hence the witch name, because their basic Force powers are like MAGIC), ride around on rancors (the type of monster Luke fought at Jabba's palace), and they use pitiful weak men as slaves. One of them tries really hard to claim Luke as her mate because he is a "simple male" who can use the Force and she wants his sperm to create super-powered Force babbydoods. |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:43 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle yellow ticket booth fanboi i remember masturbating to that book. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29489164) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 11:53 AM Author: fiercely-loyal ultramarine faggotry 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29491066) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 4:10 PM Author: demanding location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29485904) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 10:10 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as Imperial Bioweapons Project I71A, which is literally just a generic zombie virus except in the Star Wars universe. The virus was created using the secrets of "Sith alchemy" by an ancient Sith lord hoping to achieve immortality, but instead he just gets turned into a zombie. A later Sith lord tries the same thing, with the improvement of trying to eat a Padawan's heart at the time of infection so the infusion of Midichlorians will let him overcome the virus and be immortal without wanting to eat brains. But she escapes and he also just becomes a normal zombie and then dies, LOL.
The virus was later revived by the Empire, though all this leads to is a Star Destroyer and an Imperial prison ship getting infected in one of the most stock zombie plots of all time.
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Date: December 31st, 2015 8:47 AM Author: Lascivious voyeur what in the actual fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29490194) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 4:32 PM Author: spectacular sienna selfie incel 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486051) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 10:19 PM Author: Flushed clown ty friend
I rate you as Ziro the Hutt, who I guess may not even be Expanded Universe because he's actually in a frigging movie, namely the extremely awful 2008 Clone Wars movie. He's a Hutt who is also a weird gay Southern dandy stereotype:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsIALpfq8p8 |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 12:50 AM Author: vengeful mahogany university stock car aka Capote the Hutt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29489511) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 4:37 PM Author: Unholy Hall Fortuitous Meteor Do me next (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486100) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 12:05 AM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as C-3PO's totally bizarre song to Princess Leia in The Courtship of Princess Leia, to try convincing her to marry Han over some other guy. I quote from the text directly:
"It was quiet, and Han could not quite get to sleep. Threepio walked around the room nervously and then said, 'Princess Leia, wouldyou like some relaxing music to help you sleep?' The golden droid stood in the center of the stone room, eyes shining, head tilted to one side. 'Music?' Leia asked. 'Yes, I've written a song,' Threepio said. 'and I thought you might appreciate it if I sang it to you.' His tone said that he'd be offended if she didn't listen. 'Leia frowned, and Han rather pitied her. He'd never heard Threepio sing, but he couldn't imagine that it would be much good. 'Sure,' Leia said hesitantly, 'but maybe just the first verse.' 'Oh thank you!' Threepio said. 'I've titled my song, 'The Virtues of KING Han Solo!'' A musical intro with horns and strings began playing, and Han found himself a bit surprised. He knew that Threepio could mimic other voices, and he'd heard the droid give some nice sound effects when telling stories to the Ewoks, but he'd never heard music coming from the droid. Threepio did a rather convincing impression of a full symphony orchestra. Then he began swirling in dance, doing a soft-shoe that scraped and echoed over the stone floors, and the droid sang in a deep voice that sounded an awful lot like Jukaas Alim, one of the galaxy's more popular singers:
He's got his own planet/Although it's kind of wild. Wookiees love him/Women love him. He's got a winning smile! Though he may seem cool and cocky/He's more sensitive than he seems.
(Chorus sung in accompaniment with three women who all sound like Leia)
Han Solo, What a man! Solo. He's every princess's dream!" |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 9:09 AM Author: Avocado comical brunch literally dying laughing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29490237) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 9:33 AM Author: Unholy Hall Fortuitous Meteor 180 what the fucking fuck??
I can't believe there was a time when I felt I was missing out by not keeping up with those books |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 5:42 PM Author: Sapphire Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29493327) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 4:41 PM Author: Medicated stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486125) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 12:41 AM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as Han and Leia going on a mission to Tatooine in order to win an auction for the Alderaanian painting Killik Twilight, which has a Rebel spy keycode hidden inside it. The painting was originally stored on Alderaan but the Rebels lost it because they loaned it to another planet's art exhibit and then Alderaan got blown up.
For some reason this auction is so important that leading Rebel figures like Leia and Han need to be sent to win it, even though the code has been missing for 8 years without any big problems for the Rebels. |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 12:43 PM Author: fragrant cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29491282) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 4:57 PM Author: thriller arrogant parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486250) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 12:23 AM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as Luke falling in love with Callista Masana, a Force ghost living inside a spaceship's computer.
Amusingly, before she became a computer ghost, Ming hailed from the planet Chad.
Eventually Masana gets a real body because another female Jedi wants to commit suicide to be with her dead lover (long story), so she lets Masana occupy her body. But she ditches Luke anyway for complicated reasons and after wandering the galaxy for thirty years gets eaten by a Lovecraftian tentacle god, but that's a story for another time. |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: puce adulterous corn cake fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486267) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 5:11 PM Author: Flushed clown Don't worry man, you're a great dood.
I rate you as the preposterous moment in The Crystal Star where Luke joins a cult worshipping Waru, some weird blob of shit from another dimension that has telepathic powers. |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: puce adulterous corn cake tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486359) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 6:12 PM Author: Confused violent turdskin "some weird blob of shit from another dimension that has telepathic powers" would be a 180 moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486764) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 8:52 PM Author: gay seedy depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29487796) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 9:26 PM Author: Flushed clown 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29488086) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 9:30 PM Author: gay seedy depressive I will be mildly disappointed if bt doesn't take "George R. Binks" at some point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29488144) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 10:21 PM Author: vengeful mahogany university stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29488629) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:22 PM Author: Sapphire Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29489056) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:23 PM Author: gay seedy depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29489064) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 3:27 PM Author: Confused violent turdskin subthread delivered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29492542) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 5:20 PM Author: Medicated stead Good thread, do me! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486425) |
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Date: July 11th, 2017 3:42 PM Author: Stimulating toaster principal's office lol ding fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#33751505) |
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Date: July 11th, 2017 3:47 PM Author: Flushed clown Nah I rated him earlier. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#33751541) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 5:48 PM Author: mind-boggling pale area i think this is the first time i've ever submitted myself to one of these threads. 1. where are you getting these from? surely, you aren't just remembering them from being a fan? 2. for a long time i've considered reading all of the star wars books because i've heard how intricate and cool the stories are. you have completely destroyed any chance of that happening. everything you've pointed out would have pissed me off. |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 5:51 PM Author: fragrant cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486650) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 6:07 PM Author: rusted house chad tbf, there are like hundreds of books, and most of the really, really stupid things come from a handful of them.
that said, i think if you are older than 14, the time to read them has passed |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 1:06 AM Author: Flushed clown Ty, glad I could entice you to participate.
1. I read a decent number of Star Wars books (maybe 10-15) while I was a kid, including several of the ones I'm ruthlessly mocking here. Other than that, I've spent a lot of time reading Wookieepedia for kicks. I also have played a lot of Star Wars games and a lot of those draw on EU material.
2. They aren't ALL garbage, but yeah, exploring Star Wars in-depth requires a high tolerance for bizarre bullshit.
Edit: Whoops, forgot to rate you!
I rate you as the fact that every random background character in the Mos Eisley cantina scene, without fail, has some preposterous backstory involving galactic intrigue to explain their presence there when Luke and Obi-Wan walk in. For instance:
-The hammerhead dude (http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/2/2c/MomawNadon.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/500?cb=20151229195251)? Oh, he was a high priest on the planet Ithor who got exiled after he revealed the secrets of their agricultural techniques (yeah) to the Emperor. Don't worry, he pops up in like ten different books and eventually is allowed back. -That guy who picks a fight with Luke (http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/2/2e/DrEvazan.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091205001558)? Why, That's Cornelius Evazon, some nutso surgeon who hopes to use cyborg parts to achieve immortality. That guy whose arm Obi-Wan cuts off? He was a partner to Evazon, but he gets MAF after Evazon's replacement for his arm is shitty and he pursues him across the galaxy seeking revenge. -That weird thing that looks like Satan (http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/f/f3/Labria.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20061120112021)? Don't even get me started. He has an insanely long backstory that involves fleeing his planet after committing war crimes and having an extensive collection of rare albums. |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 5:53 PM Author: Lemon azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29486661) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 11:19 AM Author: Flushed clown In light of your awesome F-Zero moniker, I rate you as Blob Racing, the primary betting sport on the gambling planet of Umgul.
It's exactly what it sounds like. Gelatinous blobs race each other through obstacle courses (like MESH screens and desiccant floors) while gamblers place bets on which blobs will triumph, making use of data such as protoplasm samples from each of the blobs.
The book Jedi Search spends a loooooot of time talking about Blob Racing. |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 4:56 PM Author: Lemon azn hey, if it beats podracing... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29493134) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 7:54 PM Author: Big-titted passionate pistol idiot 180, holy shit.
is there ANYTHING in the star wars books worth reading? doesn't look like it |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 7:58 PM Author: Sapphire Public Bath if u like starwars and sci fi generally it isnt hard to digest the bad stuff, but maybe im just easily entertained (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29487449) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 11:50 AM Author: Flushed clown They aren't all trash. Like, it's not a great novel, but there's nothing in Shadows of the Empire that's super-retarded either.
I rate you as Star Wars 81 (Jawas of Doom!), where Boba Fett gets spit out of the Sarlaac's mouth in a bout of indigestion, but suffers amnesia in the process (oh no!). He gets picked up by Jawas, who don't bother scanning him and simply assume he's a droid. That would probably be the end of Boba Fett, except that Han Solo (who is on the planet to withdraw money from a bank) stops by the Sandcrawler to rescue a kidnapped R2-D2, which causes his memories to trigger and a short fight to ensue...until the Sandcrawler accidentally gets eaten by the Sarlaac with Boba still on it while Han escapes. |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 8:11 PM Author: Clear Razzmatazz State It is truly sad that George Lucas sold out and tarnished the reputation of what was initially a well-done modern take on the traditional heroic epic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29487534) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 8:52 PM Author: mind-boggling pale area he's part of the problem noooooooooooooooooooo han didn't shoot first |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 9:15 PM Author: Clear Razzmatazz State To be fair, if you stood to make billions by feeding the nerd culture, you would likely do the same – though I’m not certain that Lucas was conscious of the artistic value that he had constructed in the first two films in any case. Perhaps he wasn’t ‘selling out’ as much as he was turning Star Wars more and more into George Lucas’ ‘Star Wars’ at the expense of the film connoisseur’s ‘Star Wars’ – this was his vision for the saga from the outset, however underwhelming it may be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29487960) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 9:23 PM Author: mind-boggling pale area this isn't feeding the nerd culture. the nerds hate the sell out bullshit. did he intend the saga to be 90% pussy from the get go? perhaps, but my understanding is that the sith history is pretty deep and pretty dark not that i'll ever know due to this thread |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 11:57 AM Author: Electric house-broken mood office Lucas didn't intend anything, he made it all up as he went along. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29491082) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 12:05 PM Author: mind-boggling pale area that contradicts what i've been told before by a star wars fanboy he said that lucas had the sith/overlord relationship dynamic developed going back thousands of years |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 12:14 PM Author: Electric house-broken mood office Nope. Its well documented that Lucas kept changing his story about how he developed Star Wars and that that he created his own mythical history of it. For example, Darth Vader being Luke's father was invented after Star Wars was released, by Leigh Brackett. Some fanboi researched and wrote an entire book about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29491144) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 12:17 PM Author: mind-boggling pale area well summon fuck my ass |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 1:29 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as Star Wars author Karen Traviss' bizarre obsession with the Mandalorians, the race Boba Fett belongs to.
Early EU works basically established the Mandalorians as honorable but bloodthirsty space-Spartans who clashed with the Jedi from time to time while taking advantage of lightsaber-resistant armor.
However, Karen Traviss, who has authored about ten Star Wars books, became totally obsessed with the Mandalorians and basically decided to make them all have cheat codes. She did this because she personally viewed the Jedi as some kind of Nazi Party lording it over the galaxy with their Ubermensch superpowers, and turned Mandalorians into huge Mary Sues so there could be non-superpowered people to fight them. So, she transforms them from honorable bloodthirsty space-Vikings into some Cincinnatian ideal of peaceful farmers who only fight when they have to and whose only flaw is loving their families and people too much.
Traviss also turns the Mandalorians from tough warriors into super-soldiers who can butcher Jedi head-to-head. As part of this, she makes up some canon about Boba Fett having killed more Jedi than anybody in history, even though he'd never been portrayed killing a Jedi even once and his showing in Return of the Jedi makes him look like a putz who had no idea how to handle a lightsaber.
It gets worse from there. When Han Solo's son Jacen Solo turns evil and tries to take over the galaxy (yeah it happens in the EU too), Traviss suggests the Mandalorians could easily kill him but they're just too busy being awesome and above petty conflict to do so, but they do condescend to teach Jacen's sister Jaina how to battle a Jedi, completely humiliating her in the process by showing how they're way better fighters (even though Jaina was established as one of the Galaxy's best fighters).
Oh and she also drones on and on and ON about Mandalorian society and how their planet has found a huge trove of Mandalorian iron (the stuff that blocks lightsabers) which could allow them to build a huge fleet and invincible army that could probably take over half the galaxy if they wanted to but they don't because they're just chill and awesome like that. |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Clear Razzmatazz State Are you reading up on these as you go or were you a Star Wars fanboy as a child?
Nothing against you if you were – we all had (and have) our diversions. Just curious.
And apologies if you’ve answered this question already above. I can’t tell if you have – the thread is a bit of a jungle at this point. |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Flushed clown I probably read about 10-15 Star Wars books when I was a kid, and I've played a lot of the video games. I've also done a lot of reading on Wookieepedia over the years, so I'm broadly familiar with the universe even though I've only read like 5% of the books. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29492570) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 8:54 PM Author: ruddy famous landscape painting wtf, charles wasn't even on my radar before this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29487817) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 9:31 PM Author: Motley brilliant gas station rigpig youve got to go back and read his thread on Fred Rich's "Christian Nation" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29488163) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:24 PM Author: Sapphire Public Bath that was a goat potus thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29489070) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 3:14 PM Author: Flushed clown np man, it happens.
I rate you as the fact that Wookieepedia's page on planet-destroying superweapons has sixty-seven such weapons: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Superweapon/Legends
Some highlights, besides the previously mentioned Galaxy Gun and Sun Crusher (which really needed their own entries):
-The orbital nightcloak, a network of hundreds of satellites that can snuff out a planet by blocking sunlight and turning it into a ball of ice. -The World Devastators, which literally rip a planet apart to power gigantic factories inside that in turn produce droid-operated fighters and shit. Just one of fucking FOUR different planet-killing superweapons that appear in the Dark Empire series, along with the Galaxy Gun, the Eclipse-class SSD, and the Sovereign-class SSD. -The Darksaber, a copy of the Death Star's superlaser without the rest of the station, which is built by Durga the Hutt to use as an extortion device. |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 3:32 PM Author: vengeful mahogany university stock car he's been kind of just on the radar before, this thread clearly elevates him to 180 status though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29492582) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 5:54 PM Author: marvelous trump supporter orchestra pit Educate yourself, shitlib:
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&mc=33&forum_id=2#27818878 |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 9:31 PM Author: Motley brilliant gas station rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29488152) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 4:38 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as Abeloth, the Bringer of Chaos, the main antagonist of the 9-book Fate of the Jedi series, the last major series completed before Disney nuked the Expanded Universe.
Abeloth is basically a Lovecraftian tentacle monster, created when a normal human woman seeking immortality drank from the Font of Power and bathed in the Pool of Knowledge, two water sources that doubled as fonts of Dark Side energy (which I guess is now just magic poison). The power warped her into an ageless superpowerful being of darkness, who was imprisoned for hundreds of thousands of years and then released when Jacen Solo becomes a Sith Lord.
Abeloth's powers include:
-Consuming living things and then being able to take their appearance (she does this to Luke's ex-girlfriend, most notably) while also absorbing their souls. She uses this power to get herself elected President in an attempt to achieve the destruction of all civilization in the galaxy. -The ability to control plants -Driving Force-sensitive people insane with "Force psychosis" -Teleportation and telekinesis -Possessing people, independent of the whole "eat them and steal their soul" thing
There is a scene in the books where a Sith acolyte suckles on one of Abeloth's tentacles. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:24 AM Author: Motley brilliant gas station rigpig sounds hot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29510541) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 9:54 PM Author: fantasy-prone rehab affirmative action Epic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29488370) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 4:55 PM Author: Flushed clown Ty friend.
I rate you as Han Solo being unable to take part in The Glove of Darth Vader because, even with the Empire still very much a threat, he's decided to retire and move to space suburbia:
“I’ve always dreamed of having a place of my own, and I figure it’s about time Chewie and I built my dream sky house.”
Yep, Han's just gonna settle down in nice domestic tranquility with Chewbacca. He even mentions Lando offering him a lease on a plot of "sky" near Cloud City.
Han's sky house ends up becoming a bit of a recurring element in the Jedi Prince series, with Han throwing a housewarming party in book 3 where he puts on an apron to make "a spicy Corellian meal on his nanowave stove." But then the sky house is never ever mentioned again in any future books even though the series was Expanded Universe canon. Poor Han, never able to enjoy his dream sky house. |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 12:16 AM Author: wonderful digit ratio associate thread of the month (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29489367) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 12:55 AM Author: vengeful mahogany university stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29489523) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 12:46 PM Author: fragrant cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29491288) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 9:44 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as Mount Sorrow, the sentient mountain on Endor that cries tears which can cure anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29495095) |
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Date: January 1st, 2016 2:51 PM Author: Lascivious voyeur Does the sentient mountain ever get bored? What does it do all day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29498662) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2016 12:35 AM Author: Flushed clown Well, it is clinically depressed. Maybe that's why. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29502876) |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 1:12 AM Author: Stirring useless address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29489563) |
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Date: January 1st, 2016 1:34 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the Spook Crystals, sentient telepathic crystals that reside on the planet Nam Chorios. The crystals are highly attuned to the Force, so using the Force near them causes massive, deadly storms. A supervillain tries using them to build a fleet of invincible starfighters, but Luke convinces the crystals to help him instead, and so the plan falls apart.
Also light filtered through the Spook Crystals is the only known cure for the fatal Death Seed plague. |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 9:47 AM Author: dun balding indirect expression I haven't been this entertained by a thread since Tobin Bell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29490312) |
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Date: January 1st, 2016 1:59 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the recurring Captain Planet-style subplots that pop up in almost all of the Jedi Prince books:
-In The Glove of Darth Vader, the characters bemoan the Empire killing "whaladons" on Mon Calamari for their tasty meat, which is only allowed to be eaten by moffs (which makes me wonder how they can kill so many; there can't be THAT many moffs). -In The Lost City of the Jedi, the dastardly Trioculus uses his "Treaded Neutron Torches" (TNTs!) to set the Yavin rain forest on fire while searching for said Lost City. -In Zorba the Hutt's Revenge, Lando teaches Ken all about Cloud City's nasty smog problem, which makes it hard for Leia to handle the open air of Han's sky house. -In Mission from Mount Yoda, the climax occurs on Duro, a once-lush planet ruined by its use as a massive toxic waste dumping ground. -In Queen of the Empire, the planet Chad is wracked by permanent severe storms because its economy revolves around Lactils, space cows that produce a ton of milk but also expel huge amounts of methane, causing CLIMATE CHANGE. -I can't recall the one from Prophets of the Dark Side, but shit, it probably had one too.
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Date: December 31st, 2015 6:03 PM Author: chartreuse gay wizard macaca this thread is incredible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29493441) |
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Date: January 1st, 2016 2:02 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as Grand Moff Dunhausen, who wears blaster earrings:
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/9/9c/Dunhausen.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20080905160502 |
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Date: December 31st, 2015 6:05 PM Author: chartreuse gay wizard macaca would this be possible to do for Star Trek? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29493452) |
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Date: January 1st, 2016 2:21 PM Author: Flushed clown Probably, but I haven't watched/read much Star Trek so I'm not really the person to do it.
I rate you as Kevin J. Anderson's implication that Winter, a regular human, had a romantic relationship with Admiral Ackbar. |
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Date: January 1st, 2016 2:37 PM Author: Electric house-broken mood office RLM stole your idea for Wookiepedia lols:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVzc20Bm8Xo |
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Date: January 2nd, 2016 5:32 PM Author: Flushed clown Those dastards.
I rate you as the Cosmic Balance religion, strongly featured in The Truce at Bakura. Cosmic Balance believes that every occurrence in the universe has an opposite reaction somewhere else, so if somebody has good luck another person elsewhere has bad luck, etc. They hate the Jedi because they believe by using awesome Force powers they are making the lives of other people shitty.
A notable "feature" of the religion is that followers have children in pairs; one of them is marked for a good life of education, prosperity, and prestige while the other is condemned to poverty and suffering in order to ensure balance.
A major reason this religion was created was so a chick on Bakura could have romantic tension with Luke (because her faith contrasts with her vaginal tingles; too real,I know). That in turn makes it pretty funny because after this book the romance is dropped entirely. |
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Date: January 2nd, 2016 5:34 PM Author: insecure racy potus base ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29506621) |
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Date: January 1st, 2016 2:55 PM Author: Sadistic Abode Fat Ankles Read almost all of the books as a 10-13 year old. Would love to be rated if it's not too late. Not suggesting a source, but there is an egregious lack of Truce at Bakura, the Black Fleet Crisis trilogy (which, tbf, were some of the better ones in the EU) and that bullshit Yuuzan Vong invasion or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29498688) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2016 5:42 PM Author: Flushed clown Yeah, I've mostly been focusing on 1. Things I actually read, and 2. Stuff that's really, REALLY stupid.
Also, while New Jedi Order and Black Fleet may not exactly be great, their quality issues mostly stem from being too dull or action-focused; they aren't exactly infested with outright stupid shit. But I'll try.
I rate you as Chewbacca dying because the wind was too strong and it blew him away from the Millennium Falcon right before a gigantic moon smashed into the planet Sernpidal. |
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Date: January 2nd, 2016 5:33 PM Author: Sick Church Cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29506615) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2016 11:48 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as Admiral Thrawn's bizarre plan for starving Coruscant into submission with invisible asteroids.
You see, Thrawn gets 22 asteroids and straps cloaking devices onto them, then shows up outside Coruscant and fires them all off into orbit, where they fly around waiting to hit shit. But he ALSO fake-launches over 250 additional asteroids that don't exist, but you see, they're all INVISIBLE, so the Rebels don't know they exist. So, the Rebels actually easily find and destroy the 22 real ones, but they're convinced hundreds are out there waiting to smash up Coruscant, so they keep the shields up (which prevent ships from passing in or out) and are in danger of starvation.
It all would have totally worked, if not for a smuggler showing up and letting them know it's all flame. |
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Date: January 2nd, 2016 11:49 PM Author: Sick Church Cuck sounds like XO
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Date: July 11th, 2017 4:38 PM Author: Stimulating toaster principal's office that actually is kind of clever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#33751831) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2016 5:34 PM Author: Avocado comical brunch Thank you for your service. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29506624) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM Author: Flushed clown ty, it's been a a pleasure.
I rate you as Wraith Squadron pilot Garik "Face" Loran suffering crippling guilt issues over the fact he once served the Empire as a child actor in popular holodrama films. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 1:52 PM Author: Avocado comical brunch lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29511442) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 3:25 AM Author: Opaque Spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34737440) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:10 AM Author: Rough-skinned low-t nursing home dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29508913) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:12 AM Author: Spruce institution 180^180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29508918) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:29 AM Author: Flushed clown I rate you C-3PX, who is the same thing as C-3PO except reprogrammed by Darth Maul to be a killing machine. He looks every bit as preposterous as you'd expect: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/e/e0/C-3PX.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20090421074620
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/f/ff/C3px.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100314040644
Threepio is coming, and he's pissed! |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:26 AM Author: Unholy Hall Fortuitous Meteor Moar like C-3XO, amirite? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29510552) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:13 AM Author: adventurous crawly factory reset button center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29510487) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 1:47 PM Author: Flushed clown I was going to rate you as Jizz music, but then somebody made a topic about it, so instead I will rate you as the JIZZ-BOX, which I guess is like a boombox except dedicated to playing JIZZ music.
"You sound like a festerin' jizz-box. I got a festerin' jizz-box right over there in that corner." -Actual quote from a book. |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 3:22 PM Author: Sapphire Public Bath oh holy LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34741192) |
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Date: January 15th, 2016 9:24 AM Author: Flushed clown A new one I found: The Yuuzhan Vong got their name from a New York Thai restaurant Del Rey staffers liked to eat at. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#29601819) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 10:30 PM Author: Stubborn electric furnace library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34939146) |
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Date: July 18th, 2016 9:16 AM Author: Flushed clown The Jedi of the Old Republic had a "Service Corps" for Jedi who failed their Jedi Knight trials or for regular Jedi who just didn't want to be Knights.
The largest branch of this Service Corps was AgriCorps, where Jedi would use their Force powers to be...really good farmers. |
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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:09 PM Author: Bull headed ape shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#32167270) |
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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:40 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the revelation that Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru weren't simply killed by rampaging stormtroopers for buying the droids carrying the Death Star plans. Nope, it turns out their execution was specifically ordered by Darth Vader via hololink, because he wanted "revenge" against them for not protecting his mother from sandpeople 20+ years before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#32167533) |
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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:24 PM Author: Razzle misunderstood nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#32167389) |
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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:44 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as Wuher, the Mos Eisley barkeep who won't serve droids, taking Greedo's body and having it ground up into a liqueur for Jabba the Hutt. It is apparently the most perfect-tasting liqueur in the galaxy, due to Greedo's corpse having the perfect mix of pheromones. Wuher is apparently able to deduce this just from smelling Greedo's rotting corpse.
Notably, Wuher uses a droid to grind up Greedo's corpse into the booze, and when it turns out perfectly it allows him to overcome his anti-droid racism. |
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Date: December 19th, 2016 2:43 PM Author: Avocado comical brunch lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#32180815) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 3:23 AM Author: mauve striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34737436) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 3:23 AM Author: Opaque Spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34737438) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 3:21 PM Author: Sapphire Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34741172) |
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Date: December 19th, 2016 2:41 PM Author: Flushed clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#32180803) |
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Date: February 11th, 2017 4:02 PM Author: Flushed clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#32598510) |
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Date: February 11th, 2017 4:30 PM Author: concupiscible massive casino codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#32598706) |
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Date: July 11th, 2017 3:23 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the Golden Globe, a powerful Sith artifact this is only about 4 meters across IRL, but has "infinite" space inside. The device was created by Exar Kun to imprison children and drain their Force energy in order to fuel his evil powers. For the sake of a plot device, the Golden Globe is protected by "Sith magic" that makes it so only children can destroy it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#33751341) |
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Date: July 11th, 2017 3:24 PM Author: Avocado comical brunch 180 it's back! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#33751355) |
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Date: July 11th, 2017 3:26 PM Author: Lavender tantric stage yo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#33751373) |
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Date: July 11th, 2017 3:58 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the "thought bomb," an evil Sith superweapon in which a bunch of Sith users use their evil thoughts to create a swirling ball of evil that traps the souls of all nearby Force-sensitives in a hellscape of eternal torment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#33751592) |
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Date: July 11th, 2017 8:28 PM Author: Lavender tantric stage Tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#33753269) |
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Date: July 11th, 2017 3:44 PM Author: Sadistic Abode Fat Ankles This is my favorite thread - bar none. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#33751528) |
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Date: July 11th, 2017 8:28 PM Author: Flushed clown tyvm friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#33753265) |
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Date: July 11th, 2017 3:46 PM Author: Fishy Mildly Autistic Quadroon 180 thread
Have you read some of the comics as well? |
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Date: July 11th, 2017 8:22 PM Author: Flushed clown Only a few as a kid. Obviously they're a source of a lot of ultra-bizarre material, though.
I rate you as the fact beds are typically called "sleepers" in the EU for basically no reason. |
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Date: July 11th, 2017 4:02 PM Author: Confused violent turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#33751615) |
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Date: November 9th, 2017 10:26 PM Author: Avocado comical brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34648553) |
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Date: November 9th, 2017 10:26 PM Author: galvanic domesticated private investor 180 bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34648562) |
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Date: November 10th, 2017 3:32 PM Author: Flushed clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34655376) |
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Date: November 10th, 2017 3:34 PM Author: demanding location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34655395) |
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Date: November 10th, 2017 3:34 PM Author: obsidian elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34655399) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 3:46 AM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as Maulkiller, a hybrid clone Darth Vader created by combining the DNA of Darth Maul (a Dathomirian) and Galen Marek, a human who was Vader's apprentice in the video game The Force Unleashed. The resulting DNA catastrophe had gold eyes, silver skin, and black tattoos for maximum kewlness.
Unsurprisingly, Maulkiller proved to be an unstable head case and was consequently destroyed, though Wookieepedia notes he "struck fear into all who faced him, including Darth Vader himself." |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 3:48 AM Author: salmon jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34737482) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 4:14 AM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the 60+ different kinds of lightsaber crystals that are described in various EU materials. Some of the dumber ones include:
Barab ingot - A lightsaber crystal that is so hot (due to "absorbing radiation") it makes the things it hits catch on fire. This is clearly some huge advantage I guess.
Allya's Redemption: Creates a lightsaber that poisons people with acid...somehow.
Rainbow gems: Silicon-based lifeforms that can also make lightsabers in a pinch. Also used as jewelry that is apparently so valuable a tiara of rainbow gems is "worth the price of an entire solar system."
Ghostfire crystals: Produce an almost-invisible colorless lightsaber that makes no sound. Spooky stealth lightsaber!
Stygium crystals: Instead of just making the lightsaber invisible, these crystals make the wielder invisible.
Dahgee crystals: Create lightsabers with zig-zag blade patterns.
Kaiburr crystals: Give Wolverine-style rapid-healing powers. |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 4:23 AM Author: salmon jew ty
found a "collectible" $200+ light saber toy by a dumpster last year. still trying to sell that shit. |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 8:54 AM Author: Electric house-broken mood office Anything described as "collectible" isn't collected. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34738133) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 3:16 PM Author: salmon jew idc but the same one has been sold for multiple hundos on ebay/amazon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34741133) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 3:32 PM Author: Electric house-broken mood office shill bidding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34741291) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 4:28 AM Author: Drab Filthy Dingle Berry Cruise Ship these are amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34737580) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 4:29 AM Author: bipolar copper haunted graveyard menage Yeah, who knew NIGGERS could write books (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34737582) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 4:46 AM Author: Bat shit crazy supple resort main people Holy shit 180 that this thread is still around. I read quite a few of the graphic novels as a yoof, but none of the funky details ever jumped out at me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34737603) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 3:15 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the "Corporate Sector," which in the EU is a literal chunk of territory owned by the...corporate sector. Basically a cabal of corporations is allowed to operate a blob of more than 30,000 systems, and Palpatine was okay with it because I guess they were both just so evil. The Corporate Sector is notably less racist than the Galactic Empire, but only because they treat EVERYBODY like shitty serfs/slaves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34741121) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 4:00 PM Author: bipolar copper haunted graveyard menage Lol corporate sector (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34741567) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 AM Author: Bat shit crazy supple resort main people Lol, 180. I should write my thesis on racism in star wars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34745925) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 7:19 AM Author: Silver dilemma party of the first part "Only Sith deal in absolutes" Tom said absolutely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34737775) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 3:58 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the Candorian plague, a disease so deadly it kills those infected within a few hours. Of course, a disease that deadly has a hard time spreading, but this one is so super-duper-duper deadly that it still spread over the entire planet of Dentaal, killing about ten billion people in two days and every single person within two months.
The disease was spread by the "storm commandos," which are stormtroopers except their armor is black instead of white. |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 4:23 PM Author: Silver dilemma party of the first part Bathhouse culture among storm commandos is very disturbing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34741809) |
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Date: November 21st, 2017 3:17 PM Author: Chocolate Masturbator Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34741137) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:07 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the "most comfortable chair ever designed," a giant floating pillow thing that Han Solo had in his Bespin sky house.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Most_comfortable_chair_ever_designed |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 10:50 PM Author: mauve striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34939268) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:01 AM Author: Khaki Chest-beating Corner Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34746007) |
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Date: November 25th, 2018 1:40 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the Hutts taking over their capital, Nal Hutta, by using shady legal maneuvers.
15,000 years before the Battle of Yavin, the Hutts accidentally destroyed their home planet in a civil war. Needing a new home, they went to the planet of Evocar and started trading fancy technologies to the native Evocii in return for patches of land. After a few years, the Evocii realized too late that they'd accidentally sold pretty much the entire planet. They sued in space court, but the Galactic Republic ruled that the contracts were BINDING and could not be undone. The Hutts then enslaved the Evocii and turned the lush jungle world into their idea of paradise, i.e. a polluted toxic waste dump filled with tacky amusement parks. |
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Date: November 25th, 2018 1:57 PM Author: Khaki Chest-beating Corner Partner Hutt Corporate Sector shenanigans were the best part of the 1990s EU comics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#37297874) |
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Date: November 30th, 2017 5:16 PM Author: internet-worthy glittery set son of senegal 18000000000 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34808322) |
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Date: November 25th, 2018 1:49 PM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as the Wookiepedia article on "breasts," which among other things notes that Anakin Skywalker would "freely exhibit" his breasts:
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast/Legends |
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Date: November 30th, 2017 5:23 PM Author: Multi-colored round eye For some reason I remember a frog character being choked with his "cravat", which led me at the time to look that word up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34808371) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:40 PM Author: Sadistic Abode Fat Ankles Moorish Doule of Kessel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#34939577) |
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Date: November 28th, 2018 11:28 AM Author: Flushed clown I rate you as Melvin Fett, Boba Fett's embarrassing incompetent cousin.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Melvin_Fett
Despite also being a Mandalorian bounty hunter, Melvin Fett is embarrassingly incompetent. He accepts a bounty on Senator Jar-Jar Binks to boost his reputation, but is unprepared to find him on Tattooine's harsh climate, as he thought he was going to a "dessert planet." Later, Melvin mistakenly captures a Jar-Jar commemorative sofa cup, believing it to be the senator himself. |
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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:09 PM Author: Arousing rigor Charles, your rating threads are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#35026164) |
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Date: December 28th, 2017 1:11 PM Author: translucent pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#35026184) |
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Date: November 8th, 2018 6:52 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Black Woman Friendly Grandma 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#37192905) |
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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:38 AM Author: Amethyst territorial pozpig home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#37296796) |
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Date: November 24th, 2019 1:56 PM Author: Emerald 180 Personal Credit Line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#39165133) |
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Date: November 24th, 2019 1:57 PM Author: Trip Henna Theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#39165142) |
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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:20 AM Author: Shaky Vivacious Knife RIP CXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3083098&forum_id=2#44329379) |