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"He's a lawyer? Why isn't he in court?"
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Onyx Stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:22 AM
Author: provocative casino feces



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:22 AM
Author: Very tactful point

"He's a lawyer? Why isn't he in court?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682065)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:23 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Onyx Stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: provocative casino feces



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: hairraiser hairy legs volcanic crater



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:35 AM
Author: sapphire public bath coldplay fan



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:39 AM
Author: Bonkers orchestra pit blood rage



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:32 PM
Author: indigo vibrant dingle berry location



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 9:55 PM
Author: Gaped boiling water



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: brindle roast beef cuckold



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 11:56 AM
Author: shaky cyan legal warrant mother



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: hyperactive half-breed den

"His face looks like a rat."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682079)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: provocative casino feces

*taps on glass*

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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: shaky cyan legal warrant mother



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Fighting Roommate Whorehouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: jet passionate quadroon brethren



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Sepia principal's office legend



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Titillating nofapping property becky



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Fighting Roommate Whorehouse



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: hyperventilating geriatric therapy theatre



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:14 AM
Author: clear 180 digit ratio police squad



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: umber stirring turdskin locale



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: orange boltzmann stead



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Flesh Exhilarant Market



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:07 AM
Author: filthy private investor



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: jet passionate quadroon brethren



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Sepia principal's office legend



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:15 PM
Author: Mauve dopamine



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:40 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: insane station place of business



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Swollen Know-it-all Kitchen Mental Disorder

lol

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Date: August 23rd, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic community account



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Irradiated native

'oh lets check on this one!'

*opens door, lawyer hanging limp from ceiling fan, slowly rotating*

'oh nevermind!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682084)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Onyx Stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:26 AM
Author: provocative casino feces



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:28 AM
Author: hateful grizzly chapel factory reset button

laughed harder than i should have at that for a good 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: peach sticky crackhouse hominid



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:39 AM
Author: Bonkers orchestra pit blood rage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:18 AM
Author: Internet-worthy rehab



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:19 AM
Author: Mauve dopamine



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Titillating nofapping property becky



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Sepia principal's office legend



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:35 AM
Author: sapphire public bath coldplay fan



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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: curious twisted gas station headpube

woah... holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374010)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:19 PM
Author: scarlet contagious twinkling uncleanness hissy fit

wholy shit lol jfc tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374814)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: brindle roast beef cuckold



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: ungodly shrine associate

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: opaque locus



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:26 AM
Author: provocative casino feces

"This is boring, can we check out the Keurig again?"

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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: umber stirring turdskin locale



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:18 AM
Author: soul-stirring institution



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:18 AM
Author: Mauve dopamine



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: shaky cyan legal warrant mother



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:41 PM
Author: mahogany ticket booth



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:28 AM
Author: Rose Mad Cow Disease

"why's that man snorting pixie sticks with negresses enveloping his penis with their mouths?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682104)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:59 AM
Author: Doobsian mind-boggling sandwich forum



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: Disturbing Bearded Parlour

At the time, they didn't even realize that the documents would have to be rereviewed because the e discovery group did not label Kevin Patricksen as a lawyer, even though he had a law degree and his tech support role was JD preferred. Please label all documents that mention him as privileged if there is any argument to support it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682215)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Onyx Stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Drab Bat Shit Crazy Degenerate Knife



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: hairraiser hairy legs volcanic crater



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Date: April 29th, 2016 5:57 PM
Author: haunting parlor

just killed self, bumping this from afterlife since i sent this exact email earlier today

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Date: August 23rd, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: Buck-toothed trip really tough guy



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:19 AM
Author: Mauve dopamine



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Internet-worthy rehab

"Now kids, in this conference room they're having a meeting about a big case they're working on! Let's listen in."

*opens door*

"--biggest sack of bullshit I've ever seen in my life! I honestly can't believe a third year would submit this garbage when five fucking minutes would've found out that your Sixth Circuit precedent wasn't good law, and as for your Of Mice and Men-level jurisdictional analysis, let's just say your future here is--"

*teacher quickly shuts door, but not before one kid at the right angle locks eyes with the mousy redhead and sees the tears and pain in her eyes. He goes home that night and asks his parents how to learn C++*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682413)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: orange boltzmann stead



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: shaky cyan legal warrant mother



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Titillating nofapping property becky



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Flesh Exhilarant Market



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: hairraiser hairy legs volcanic crater



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:37 AM
Author: sapphire public bath coldplay fan



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Comical Offensive Meetinghouse Jap



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:28 AM
Author: Azure free-loading field weed whacker



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Titillating nofapping property becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682483)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:46 AM
Author: bespoke zombie-like set

*associates watch in awe as some fourth graders walk into an empty conference room and take cookies that were otherwise headed for the trash*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682516)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:48 AM
Author: shaky cyan legal warrant mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682524)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:04 AM
Author: orange boltzmann stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682601)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: curious twisted gas station headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374020)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: sick garrison

Partner with an enormous smile handing the kids to-go bags, "here, here! We have too much! Take whatever you want!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31250000)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:55 AM
Author: Irradiated native

*kid stapling the tie of 2nd year associate dozing off to the table under the direction of partner, then slapping him in a face as associate bolts up and falls out of his chair, kid high 5's partner and the whole class cheers on*

'mom, i wanna go back to DLA PIPER!'

'yeah mom it was aWESOME, there was this guy, we stapled his tie to table and he fell over!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682558)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: shaky cyan legal warrant mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682757)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: heady fantasy-prone love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29685062)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:37 AM
Author: sapphire public bath coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29689803)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: ungodly shrine associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682615)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Charismatic Jet-lagged Rigor Milk

*Partner walks down the hall and hands out stacks of discovery requests to the kids*

"Hey kids, lets go find an associate and have some fun!"

*Kids proceed to pelt a 2nd year in the head with stacks of Requests for Production*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29685099)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Sinister lodge

"mister u look like my grandpa!"

"i'm 28."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29685385)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:42 PM
Author: mahogany ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29687788)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Onyx Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29687934)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: insane station place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688163)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Titillating nofapping property becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688169)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 7:31 AM
Author: Very tactful point

HA! - dis one made me laff. tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29690093)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:32 PM
Author: indigo vibrant dingle berry location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374894)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 11:49 AM
Author: Mauve dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31250112)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: bespoke zombie-like set

Lawyers are modern day slaves, writes Emma. I have seen images of Ethiopians in the field, scrawny and malnourished, but with pot bellies. The lawyers I have seen are similar but paler, with more life less eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29687850)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:38 AM
Author: sapphire public bath coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29689804)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: alcoholic ratface spot

the "non responsive" shit you faggots do is actually a lawyer thing? fuck you people are all faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688167)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mexican

*Teacher opens associate office door

*Kids scream in unison "ahhhhhh what is that!?!?! why is the rat faced man wearing girl's panties?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688190)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Onyx Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688192)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: glittery cerise marketing idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29689761)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: Bonkers orchestra pit blood rage

*starts jerking off*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29689817)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Titillating nofapping property becky

(DBG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316389)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Impertinent Awkward Address Persian

*partner leads kids to an office where an associate in old puritan clothes is working a butter-churn*

"See kids, this is how we make the law. We take a little bit of statute and a little bit of interpretation and a little bit of litigation, and out it comes! Let's see what it looks like!"

*kids scream as churn is opened, revealing a reeking mess of shit and blood*

"Jesus, Bill! What the hell!"

"You said to make it look realistic, boss!"

"Oh, haha, yeah! Carry on."

*shuffles kids back into corridor*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29695428)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:45 PM
Author: Plum Coiffed Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29695648)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: curious twisted gas station headpube

literally laughed out loud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374028)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 5:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374505)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 5:59 PM
Author: haunting parlor

[biglaw partner John Kasich]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374629)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed messiness nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374770)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:19 PM
Author: orange boltzmann stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374804)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: scarlet contagious twinkling uncleanness hissy fit

"You said to make it look realistic, boss!"

I imagined this in an Italian gangster accent for some reason. eyyyyyy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374841)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: aquamarine bateful reading party resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#34541039)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:40 PM
Author: Ruby big school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29695591)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:27 PM
Author: Internet-worthy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30373993)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: citrine erotic dog poop national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374872)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: Fighting Roommate Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31249698)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Crusty church building alpha

"teacher? What's pwiv-a-wige? Shouldn't the man make all of those pwiv-a-wige? They are all white"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31250013)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Alcoholic community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31250567)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: Internet-worthy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316359)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: metal odious abode

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316574)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Titillating nofapping property becky

one of my fav threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316387)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: underhanded cruise ship electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316541)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: hyperventilating geriatric therapy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#34541055)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: underhanded cruise ship electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#34541023)