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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:21 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:22 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:22 AM
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"He's a lawyer? Why isn't he in court?"

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:23 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:58 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:35 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: harsh state

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:14 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:30 AM
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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: unholy location

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Date: August 23rd, 2016 12:51 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Floppy Coldplay Fan

'oh lets check on this one!'

*opens door, lawyer hanging limp from ceiling fan, slowly rotating*

'oh nevermind!'

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Exciting Startled Lay Potus



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:26 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:28 AM
Author: Amber metal ticket booth

laughed harder than i should have at that for a good 20 seconds

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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:39 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:18 AM
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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:35 AM
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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:28 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:19 PM
Author: Translucent trust fund

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:26 AM
Author: Thirsty Contagious Faggotry

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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:30 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:28 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:59 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: Blathering orchestra pit

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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:27 AM
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Date: April 29th, 2016 5:57 PM
Author: Blue geriatric toaster

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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Slippery violent church party of the first part

"Now kids, in this conference room they're having a meeting about a big case they're working on! Let's listen in."

*opens door*

"--biggest sack of bullshit I've ever seen in my life! I honestly can't believe a third year would submit this garbage when five fucking minutes would've found out that your Sixth Circuit precedent wasn't good law, and as for your Of Mice and Men-level jurisdictional analysis, let's just say your future here is--"

*teacher quickly shuts door, but not before one kid at the right angle locks eyes with the mousy redhead and sees the tears and pain in her eyes. He goes home that night and asks his parents how to learn C++*

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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:38 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:42 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682483)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:46 AM
Author: Bisexual Becky

*associates watch in awe as some fourth graders walk into an empty conference room and take cookies that were otherwise headed for the trash*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682516)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:48 AM
Author: Bull headed indian lodge water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682524)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:04 AM
Author: grizzly private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682601)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: light mind-boggling theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374020)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: Haunting death wish prole

Partner with an enormous smile handing the kids to-go bags, "here, here! We have too much! Take whatever you want!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31250000)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:55 AM
Author: Floppy Coldplay Fan

*kid stapling the tie of 2nd year associate dozing off to the table under the direction of partner, then slapping him in a face as associate bolts up and falls out of his chair, kid high 5's partner and the whole class cheers on*

'mom, i wanna go back to DLA PIPER!'

'yeah mom it was aWESOME, there was this guy, we stapled his tie to table and he fell over!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682558)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Bull headed indian lodge water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682757)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: charismatic boiling water reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29685062)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:37 AM
Author: Territorial parlour affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29689803)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Bat-shit-crazy Space Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682615)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: jet half-breed

*Partner walks down the hall and hands out stacks of discovery requests to the kids*

"Hey kids, lets go find an associate and have some fun!"

*Kids proceed to pelt a 2nd year in the head with stacks of Requests for Production*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29685099)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: ocher nursing home pervert

"mister u look like my grandpa!"

"i'm 28."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29685385)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:42 PM
Author: vermilion adventurous principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29687788)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:54 PM
Author: Exciting Startled Lay Potus



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: aromatic autistic brethren



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Crimson casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688169)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 7:31 AM
Author: Shivering slate national

HA! - dis one made me laff. tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29690093)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:32 PM
Author: insane obsidian point internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374894)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 11:49 AM
Author: Glittery business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31250112)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Bisexual Becky

Lawyers are modern day slaves, writes Emma. I have seen images of Ethiopians in the field, scrawny and malnourished, but with pot bellies. The lawyers I have seen are similar but paler, with more life less eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29687850)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:38 AM
Author: Territorial parlour affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29689804)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Citrine Disturbing Factory Reset Button Stage

the "non responsive" shit you faggots do is actually a lawyer thing? fuck you people are all faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688167)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Maniacal 180 Round Eye

*Teacher opens associate office door

*Kids scream in unison "ahhhhhh what is that!?!?! why is the rat faced man wearing girl's panties?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688190)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Exciting Startled Lay Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688192)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone institution mediation

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29689761)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: Charcoal Hyperventilating Locale

*starts jerking off*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29689817)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Crimson casino

(DBG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316389)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Sick Dashing Roast Beef

*partner leads kids to an office where an associate in old puritan clothes is working a butter-churn*

"See kids, this is how we make the law. We take a little bit of statute and a little bit of interpretation and a little bit of litigation, and out it comes! Let's see what it looks like!"

*kids scream as churn is opened, revealing a reeking mess of shit and blood*

"Jesus, Bill! What the hell!"

"You said to make it look realistic, boss!"

"Oh, haha, yeah! Carry on."

*shuffles kids back into corridor*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29695428)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:45 PM
Author: supple beta filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29695648)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: light mind-boggling theater

literally laughed out loud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374028)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 5:47 PM
Author: Slippery violent church party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374505)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 5:59 PM
Author: Blue geriatric toaster

[biglaw partner John Kasich]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374629)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: thriller deep tank candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374770)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:19 PM
Author: grizzly private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374804)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Translucent trust fund

"You said to make it look realistic, boss!"

I imagined this in an Italian gangster accent for some reason. eyyyyyy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374841)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: know-it-all domesticated kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#34541039)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:40 PM
Author: hairraiser hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29695591)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:27 PM
Author: Slippery violent church party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30373993)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: nubile messiness marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374872)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: racy elastic band hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31249698)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed school

"teacher? What's pwiv-a-wige? Shouldn't the man make all of those pwiv-a-wige? They are all white"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31250013)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: pungent french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31250567)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: Slippery violent church party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316359)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: At-the-ready Cracking Property Ladyboy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316574)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Crimson casino

one of my fav threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316387)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Electric legend resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316541)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: fragrant white yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#34541055)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Electric legend resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#34541023)