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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:22 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:28 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Khaki background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682483)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:46 AM
Author: Gay center

*associates watch in awe as some fourth graders walk into an empty conference room and take cookies that were otherwise headed for the trash*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682516)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:48 AM
Author: ungodly soul-stirring people who are hurt feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682524)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:04 AM
Author: Purple Talking Indian Lodge Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682601)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: mischievous chapel liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374020)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: boyish spot

Partner with an enormous smile handing the kids to-go bags, "here, here! We have too much! Take whatever you want!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31250000)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:55 AM
Author: Magenta razzle-dazzle ladyboy scourge upon the earth

*kid stapling the tie of 2nd year associate dozing off to the table under the direction of partner, then slapping him in a face as associate bolts up and falls out of his chair, kid high 5's partner and the whole class cheers on*

'mom, i wanna go back to DLA PIPER!'

'yeah mom it was aWESOME, there was this guy, we stapled his tie to table and he fell over!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682558)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: ungodly soul-stirring people who are hurt feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682757)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: marvelous domesticated hospital therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29685062)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:37 AM
Author: Dull Gas Station Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29689803)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: mentally impaired whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682615)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: dashing insanely creepy site gaming laptop

*Partner walks down the hall and hands out stacks of discovery requests to the kids*

"Hey kids, lets go find an associate and have some fun!"

*Kids proceed to pelt a 2nd year in the head with stacks of Requests for Production*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29685099)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: cyan goyim

"mister u look like my grandpa!"

"i'm 28."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29685385)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:42 PM
Author: slimy stimulating laser beams casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29687788)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:54 PM
Author: iridescent circlehead native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29687934)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: vermilion address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688163)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Khaki background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688169)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 7:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed kitchen french chef

HA! - dis one made me laff. tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29690093)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:32 PM
Author: judgmental galvanic headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374894)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 11:49 AM
Author: histrionic keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31250112)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Gay center

Lawyers are modern day slaves, writes Emma. I have seen images of Ethiopians in the field, scrawny and malnourished, but with pot bellies. The lawyers I have seen are similar but paler, with more life less eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29687850)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:38 AM
Author: Dull Gas Station Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29689804)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Violent theater stage

the "non responsive" shit you faggots do is actually a lawyer thing? fuck you people are all faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688167)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz station cuck

*Teacher opens associate office door

*Kids scream in unison "ahhhhhh what is that!?!?! why is the rat faced man wearing girl's panties?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688190)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: iridescent circlehead native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688192)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: splenetic trailer park boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29689761)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: useless cruise ship haunted graveyard

*starts jerking off*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29689817)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Khaki background story

(DBG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316389)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Godawful Ticket Booth Clown

*partner leads kids to an office where an associate in old puritan clothes is working a butter-churn*

"See kids, this is how we make the law. We take a little bit of statute and a little bit of interpretation and a little bit of litigation, and out it comes! Let's see what it looks like!"

*kids scream as churn is opened, revealing a reeking mess of shit and blood*

"Jesus, Bill! What the hell!"

"You said to make it look realistic, boss!"

"Oh, haha, yeah! Carry on."

*shuffles kids back into corridor*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29695428)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:45 PM
Author: talented flesh twinkling uncleanness senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29695648)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: mischievous chapel liquid oxygen

literally laughed out loud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374028)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 5:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling sienna tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374505)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 5:59 PM
Author: Drab rigor jew

[biglaw partner John Kasich]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374629)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: Balding Provocative Old Irish Cottage Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374770)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:19 PM
Author: Purple Talking Indian Lodge Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374804)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: bateful cobalt crackhouse generalized bond

"You said to make it look realistic, boss!"

I imagined this in an Italian gangster accent for some reason. eyyyyyy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374841)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: grizzly disgusting set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#34541039)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:40 PM
Author: big flushed selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29695591)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling sienna tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30373993)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Primrose frozen home pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374872)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: wonderful affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31249698)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: maniacal library

"teacher? What's pwiv-a-wige? Shouldn't the man make all of those pwiv-a-wige? They are all white"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31250013)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Cream Business Firm Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31250567)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling sienna tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316359)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: wine swollen lettuce

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316574)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Khaki background story

one of my fav threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316387)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Motley Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316541)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Supple violent new version abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#34541055)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Motley Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#34541023)