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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:21 AM
Author: wonderful idea he suggested gay wizard



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:22 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:22 AM
Author: Brass cowardly boltzmann

"He's a lawyer? Why isn't he in court?"

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:23 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:58 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:35 AM
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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:39 AM
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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:32 PM
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Date: August 22nd, 2016 9:55 PM
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Date: August 23rd, 2016 10:52 AM
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Date: August 23rd, 2016 11:56 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: sick chapel

"His face looks like a rat."

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: useless sexy cruise ship

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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: frozen pontificating background story



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:02 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:16 PM
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Date: August 23rd, 2016 10:39 AM
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Date: August 23rd, 2016 11:16 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:14 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:30 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:31 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:44 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:02 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:04 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:15 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:40 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:15 PM
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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: amethyst box office deer antler

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Date: August 23rd, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: Pearl Faggotry Ratface



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: cordovan abusive school cafeteria round eye

'oh lets check on this one!'

*opens door, lawyer hanging limp from ceiling fan, slowly rotating*

'oh nevermind!'

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: wonderful idea he suggested gay wizard



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:26 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:28 AM
Author: Bateful Frum Field

laughed harder than i should have at that for a good 20 seconds

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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:17 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:39 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:18 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:19 AM
Author: Exhilarant quadroon



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Multi-colored talking shitlib native



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:04 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:35 AM
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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: lascivious national

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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:19 PM
Author: anal hall

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Date: August 23rd, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Ultramarine Mind-boggling Shrine Liquid Oxygen



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:39 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:26 AM
Author: useless sexy cruise ship

"This is boring, can we check out the Keurig again?"

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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: insecure irradiated depressive menage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:18 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:18 AM
Author: Exhilarant quadroon



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: frozen pontificating background story



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:41 PM
Author: cerebral rehab voyeur



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:28 AM
Author: dashing free-loading whorehouse

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:59 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: Black Range

At the time, they didn't even realize that the documents would have to be rereviewed because the e discovery group did not label Kevin Patricksen as a lawyer, even though he had a law degree and his tech support role was JD preferred. Please label all documents that mention him as privileged if there is any argument to support it.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: wonderful idea he suggested gay wizard



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Rebellious ivory nowag jap



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: vigorous community account



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Date: April 29th, 2016 5:57 PM
Author: heady up-to-no-good state turdskin

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Date: August 23rd, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: electric orchestra pit striped hyena



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:19 AM
Author: Exhilarant quadroon



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Sienna Spectacular Filthpig Dysfunction

"Now kids, in this conference room they're having a meeting about a big case they're working on! Let's listen in."

*opens door*

"--biggest sack of bullshit I've ever seen in my life! I honestly can't believe a third year would submit this garbage when five fucking minutes would've found out that your Sixth Circuit precedent wasn't good law, and as for your Of Mice and Men-level jurisdictional analysis, let's just say your future here is--"

*teacher quickly shuts door, but not before one kid at the right angle locks eyes with the mousy redhead and sees the tears and pain in her eyes. He goes home that night and asks his parents how to learn C++*

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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: infuriating talented roommate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: frozen pontificating background story



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored talking shitlib native



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Thirsty people who are hurt



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: vigorous community account



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:37 AM
Author: Adulterous aromatic abode



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:28 AM
Author: lilac friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Multi-colored talking shitlib native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682483)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:46 AM
Author: Citrine balding toaster

*associates watch in awe as some fourth graders walk into an empty conference room and take cookies that were otherwise headed for the trash*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682516)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:48 AM
Author: frozen pontificating background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682524)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:04 AM
Author: infuriating talented roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682601)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: lascivious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374020)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: cracking plaza

Partner with an enormous smile handing the kids to-go bags, "here, here! We have too much! Take whatever you want!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31250000)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:55 AM
Author: cordovan abusive school cafeteria round eye

*kid stapling the tie of 2nd year associate dozing off to the table under the direction of partner, then slapping him in a face as associate bolts up and falls out of his chair, kid high 5's partner and the whole class cheers on*

'mom, i wanna go back to DLA PIPER!'

'yeah mom it was aWESOME, there was this guy, we stapled his tie to table and he fell over!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682558)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: frozen pontificating background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682757)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Nudist yarmulke parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29685062)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:37 AM
Author: Adulterous aromatic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29689803)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: Ruddy Comical Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29682615)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Charismatic slimy new version incel

*Partner walks down the hall and hands out stacks of discovery requests to the kids*

"Hey kids, lets go find an associate and have some fun!"

*Kids proceed to pelt a 2nd year in the head with stacks of Requests for Production*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29685099)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: provocative immigrant center

"mister u look like my grandpa!"

"i'm 28."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29685385)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:42 PM
Author: cerebral rehab voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29687788)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:54 PM
Author: wonderful idea he suggested gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29687934)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Appetizing ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688163)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored talking shitlib native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688169)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 7:31 AM
Author: Brass cowardly boltzmann

HA! - dis one made me laff. tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29690093)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:32 PM
Author: Glittery Topaz Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374894)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 11:49 AM
Author: Exhilarant quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31250112)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Citrine balding toaster

Lawyers are modern day slaves, writes Emma. I have seen images of Ethiopians in the field, scrawny and malnourished, but with pot bellies. The lawyers I have seen are similar but paler, with more life less eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29687850)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:38 AM
Author: Adulterous aromatic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29689804)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed unholy stage wrinkle

the "non responsive" shit you faggots do is actually a lawyer thing? fuck you people are all faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688167)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz home gaping

*Teacher opens associate office door

*Kids scream in unison "ahhhhhh what is that!?!?! why is the rat faced man wearing girl's panties?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688190)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: wonderful idea he suggested gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29688192)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: deranged hairraiser library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29689761)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: aphrodisiac aquamarine elastic band

*starts jerking off*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29689817)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored talking shitlib native

(DBG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316389)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Snowy kitchen

*partner leads kids to an office where an associate in old puritan clothes is working a butter-churn*

"See kids, this is how we make the law. We take a little bit of statute and a little bit of interpretation and a little bit of litigation, and out it comes! Let's see what it looks like!"

*kids scream as churn is opened, revealing a reeking mess of shit and blood*

"Jesus, Bill! What the hell!"

"You said to make it look realistic, boss!"

"Oh, haha, yeah! Carry on."

*shuffles kids back into corridor*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29695428)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:45 PM
Author: Yapping death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29695648)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: lascivious national

literally laughed out loud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374028)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 5:47 PM
Author: Sienna Spectacular Filthpig Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374505)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 5:59 PM
Author: heady up-to-no-good state turdskin

[biglaw partner John Kasich]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374629)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: pungent arousing corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374770)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:19 PM
Author: infuriating talented roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374804)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: anal hall

"You said to make it look realistic, boss!"

I imagined this in an Italian gangster accent for some reason. eyyyyyy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374841)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: Glassy Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#34541039)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:40 PM
Author: lemon titillating karate halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#29695591)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:27 PM
Author: Sienna Spectacular Filthpig Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30373993)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: boyish nibblets police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#30374872)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: hyperventilating newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31249698)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: curious coiffed market dog poop

"teacher? What's pwiv-a-wige? Shouldn't the man make all of those pwiv-a-wige? They are all white"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31250013)



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Date: August 23rd, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Pearl Faggotry Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#31250567)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: Sienna Spectacular Filthpig Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316359)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: scarlet locus boiling water

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316574)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored talking shitlib native

one of my fav threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316387)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Galvanic Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#32316541)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Godawful becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#34541055)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Galvanic Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108534&forum_id=2#34541023)