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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:19 AM Author: Pontificating Native Toaster http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/22/fashion/weddings/lindsay-porter-and-robert-miller-jr-two-first-dances-two-decades-apart.html?_r=2
Lindsay Porter and Robert Miller Jr.: Two First Dances, Two Decades Apart
Lindsay Elizabeth Porter and Robert Singleton Miller Jr. were married Saturday at the First Presbyterian Church in Waycross, Ga. The Rev. Dr. Samuel D. Tonge, an Episcopal priest, officiated, with the Rev. Robert A. Cushing, a Roman Catholic Priest, participating.
The bride and groom graduated from the University of Georgia.
The bride, 30, is an account director in the retail, entertainment and lifestyle categories at LaForce & Stevens, a New York public relations firm. She is the daughter of Nancy Rodgers Porter and Michael P. Porter of Waycross.
The groom, 33, works in New York as the Northeast account sales director at Softchoice Corporation, a technology professional services and sales company in Toronto. He is the son of Barbara Tonning Miller and Robert S. Miller, also of Waycross.
She was 12 and he 14 when Ms. Porter and Mr. Miller first met in 1997 at the National League of Junior Cotillion chapter in their hometown.
“She was a very popular girl, a very smart girl,” said Mr. Miller, who asked her to dance at a holiday ball before Christmas. “It took efforts to pursue her and get out of my social circle.”
She graciously accepted, and their first dance together that night was a fox trot to “I Can See Clearly Now.”
“He was definitely cute, but he was older,” she said, and so she was shy around him.
After each completed three years of cotillion etiquette classes, they became dance instructors during high school, and he regularly took her as his partner to demonstrate moves.
“Our friendship blossomed,” he said. “Only friendship.” He asked her to his senior prom, but she already had a boyfriend.
A few years later, when they were both at University of Georgia, they ran into each other every so often, but were in different social circles.
After college, they met in 2008 at engagement festivities for mutual friends and danced all night at the wedding the following year. Then in 2010, they attended another wedding of college friends taking place in their hometown. They both were single. “The stars were aligning,” said Mr. Miller, who was working in Atlanta. “We had an absolutely awesome time.”
When he heard that a bunch of friends would be in New York the next weekend, he quickly bought a plane ticket to join them, knowing Ms. Porter was working in the city and would also be there with her girlfriends. He managed to sit by her during group meals and gave her a quick kiss as she got into a cab after one evening out.
“I was kind of surprised by the kiss, and the intrigue,” she said, and she agreed to see him the day after Thanksgiving for their first date, when she was in Waycross visiting family. He drove four hours from Atlanta to see her.
While at a restaurant on St. Simons Island, Ga., she asked what his intentions were, and she recalled him saying, “Lindsay Porter, I have been trying to date you since you were 14.”
And though she wasn’t his date at the high school prom, he did have a second chance for a first dance with her, as the couple took the floor to fox trot to “I Can See Clearly Now” on their wedding day.
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:21 AM Author: soul-stirring senate I always feel vaguely sad for the guy in these stories. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757243) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:27 AM Author: Pale base nowag Why's that? He gets the girl he has pined for all of his life, except now she's seasoned and marinated by life. She gets a man who will be her rock.
P.s. Life = chad. Her rock = cuck. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:29 AM Author: soul-stirring senate Yeah, I just think it's sad. Maybe because his fate is the same as most xo poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757276) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:32 AM Author: crawly point Most xo posters do not get the hot girl of their dreams. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757298) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:34 AM Author: soul-stirring senate This guy didn't "get" anything but a fraud wrapped in a lie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757310) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:38 AM Author: crawly point WTF are you talking about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757355) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:42 AM Author: soul-stirring senate (Robert Miller Jr.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757378) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:35 AM Author: Blue swashbuckling space ladyboy poignant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757734) |
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Date: February 6th, 2016 12:08 PM Author: Sexy Principal's Office Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29764552) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:35 AM Author: Pale base nowag Neither did the dude in the article. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757314) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:39 AM Author: crawly point is she a clone or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757358) |
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Date: February 6th, 2016 11:46 AM Author: dashing ticket booth mad-dog skullcap Would be a 180 twist if she keeps putting off sex then one night he angrily rips off her panties and a bunch of circuits and wires are popping and sparking down there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29764426) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:24 AM Author: arousing corner toxic flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757252) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:27 AM Author: 180 mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757263) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:25 AM Author: Tantric institution ape he is horribly unattractive, so i suppose he did alright for himself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757257) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:28 AM Author: 180 mad cow disease she looks kewt but hard to tell with sunglasses
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:30 AM Author: Tantric institution ape https://www.theknot.com/us/lindsay-porter-and-robert-miller-nov-2015/photos/14082 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757278) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:32 AM Author: 180 mad cow disease ty.
he did well for himself considering he's an overweight ginger. He looks pretty tall though. Height trumps all apparently. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:33 AM Author: Lime Marvelous Messiness Death Wish Actually this guy did really really well. He certainly doesn't deserve the mockery of anyone here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757299) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:34 AM Author: Tantric institution ape yeah, good outcome for him.
why'd she go for him is the real question |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:35 AM Author: Aqua Tank Juggernaut She looks boring. Most guys probably gave up when she just sat there like a bump on a log durig dates or even in bed. He was persistent, obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757321) |
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Date: February 6th, 2016 11:36 AM Author: Honey-headed lettuce dilemma She's hit 30 and watching all her friends have babies, move on with their lives, figured it's time to give the "nice guy" a chance even though the "chemistry" isn't there for her. She'll be miserable and their marriage will be sexless within 2 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29764374) |
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Date: February 6th, 2016 11:42 AM Author: deep cream friendly grandma They started dating when she was 25. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29764409) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:34 AM Author: Excitant buck-toothed macaca station Oh man. This is hard to look at.
Shit like this leads me to think that there is something to MGTOW |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Aqua Tank Juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757411) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:34 AM Author: cruel-hearted theatre coffee pot too bad about the facial swelling. the girl is cute, good for him. hope they are happy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757308) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:52 AM Author: domesticated dull affirmative action He out kicked his coverage big time. She is definitely going to cheat on him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757448) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:40 AM Author: Mentally impaired menage He has the kind of look that a lot of Southern doods seem to have.
As far as outkicking his coverage goes, I don't think so. The two of them come from similar backgrounds (even if they ran in different circles), and that goes a long way. He's tall, not fat, and looks like a chill, sociable guy. She's very pretty and probably a bit uptight in a particularly Southern way, and she may appreciate a kind, steady, laid-back influence.
She may see in him that he'd be the ideal co-parent as they share the same values and grew up in similar circumstances (and would want to raise their kids similarly). |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:31 AM Author: Vigorous slate piazza pozpig damn he did well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757706) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 4:04 PM Author: wonderful wagecucks kitty cat she is MUCH better looking than him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29760016) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:32 AM Author: crawly point As a girl I'd say he's about a 4. He's not obese, short or Asian. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757289) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:34 AM Author: Tantric institution ape https://media.front.xoedge.com/images/d5a0768a-a42e-47e3-9924-b7cf9c8de0e4~rs_325.h
you think he's a 4?
he's 20 lbs away from looking exactly like chubbs in Teen Wolf
http://lookpic.com/O/i2/301/WFSvgjYy.png |
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Date: February 7th, 2016 5:25 PM Author: vermilion deer antler boiling water this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29774263) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:27 AM Author: Aqua Tank Juggernaut Whats particularly beta about this dude? The sort of desperation/traveling to see her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757266) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:28 AM Author: 180 mad cow disease circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757272) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:35 AM Author: Awkward Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757315) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:30 AM Author: Lime Marvelous Messiness Death Wish Did you actually read the article? They started dating in 2010, when she would have been 24 or 25. They married at 30, in time to form a couple babbies. It's not like some of these stories where they finally get married at 45 or something after a divorce. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757280) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:31 AM Author: high-end turdskin ljl at his untucked pink dress shirt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757281) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:31 AM Author: Tantric institution ape i guarantee she picked out that outfit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757284) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:31 AM Author: Lime Marvelous Messiness Death Wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757286) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:32 AM Author: cruel-hearted theatre coffee pot better to tuck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757290) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:32 AM Author: Pale base nowag Why don't people get better pics for their NYT weddign announcement? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757295) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:35 AM Author: Mentally impaired menage Yeah, this. Like one side is tucked and the other side is untucked. Like they purposely tried to go for a "casual" look because they're on bikes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757319) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: diverse church building coldplay fan You can't ride a bike tucked in you lazy fucking faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757484) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:31 AM Author: cruel-hearted theatre coffee pot think i saw a redpill comic about this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757285) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:35 AM Author: Excitant buck-toothed macaca station Like, word for word (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757317) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:39 AM Author: 180 mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757360) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:32 AM Author: Bright resort newt He gets the remnants after 16 yrs of cocking. Lucky dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757293) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:34 AM Author: crawly point He got the girl he's wanted his entire life. Most people would consider that an awesome outcome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757309) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:35 AM Author: Bright resort newt And he'll get to have the feeling that she settled for the rest of his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757318) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:40 AM Author: crawly point Who gives a fuck? Most people aren't as neurotic as people on this site. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757366) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:41 AM Author: Awkward Candlestick Maker aren't you the aspie who drones about "historic poasters" in obsessive detail? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757373) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:43 AM Author: crawly point Why are you following me around and making posts that have nothing to do with what anyone's talking about? Go away, you obsessive creep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757384) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:44 AM Author: Bright resort newt CREEP SHAMING CREEP SHAMING! Oh that's not a thing? nm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757392) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: Awkward Candlestick Maker ("woman" who obsessively hounded get thee to the rapery) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757403) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:49 AM Author: crawly point LOL you have a list of posters I interact with? I'd laugh, but I feel sad knowing there's an actual person out there who has to live your shit life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757418) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:42 AM Author: Bright resort newt If not wanting to be pity-married to an old slag who rejected you over a decade ago is neurotic, I'll take neurotic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757380) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: crawly point Feel whatever way you want, but try not to be so autistic that you don't realize *most* people would consider it a success to marry a beautiful woman who they have always loved.
You don't know that she pity-.married him; it seems like it was just never the right time for them to get anything started romantically. Life is funny and unpredictable. I'm going to stop here however because everyone who's arguing with me has completely internalized the xoxo tropes about Chads, betas and shrews and since all of their understanding of relationships comes from this site they won't believe any arguments that don't fit within that mold. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:50 AM Author: Bright resort newt Wanting to keep some self respect is autistic. I agree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757429) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:52 AM Author: Bright resort newt And you wouldn't happen to be a late 20s/early 30s old woman would you? Maybe you should turn off the feelz instead and be objective. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757447) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:54 AM Author: Awkward Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757457) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: crawly point You wouldn't happen to be a stereotypical "beta" who is particularly touchy about his ability to attract women, would you?
See, we. An both throw meaningless ad hominems at each other.
I find it sad that you don't have enough real life experience to realize that XO is full of shit on all things related to sex and dating and think that this site is "objective" about anything. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:00 AM Author: Bright resort newt So you admit to being biased. Cool beans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757494) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: crawly point Read much? I was implying that you're biased (you, like most xo guys have never been the traditionally attractive guy, you have a neurotic fear of women only marrying you for your money and you're projecting your own fears onto this poor man). Maybe he doesn't have your low self-esteem problems. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757510) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: Bright resort newt I could be king of the betas but that will never change the fact that you are a late 20s/30s shrew. I'll accept the throne, m'lady. *strokes Cheetos incrusted beard and tips fedora* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757543) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: crawly point And I could be the biggest shrew ever; this wouldn't change your beta status.
What exactly is your point? |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:11 AM Author: Bright resort newt I thought alpha/beta is an xo trope? Oh its real when you need to shame? How convenient. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757582) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:18 AM Author: crawly point How fucking dumb are you?
You started in with the lame, predictable "You're a shrew" crap and I I allied you a beta to show you how stupid the as hominems are. How can you accuse me of shaming you with a straight face when you began the personal attacks? |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: Excitant buck-toothed macaca station Life is funny, unprecictable, and sometime - so - random, huh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757475) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:57 AM Author: crawly point LOL more xo memes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757481) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:36 AM Author: Awkward Candlestick Maker lol is this shrewmo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757323) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:39 AM Author: Pale base nowag I think it's the groom in the article. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757362) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:41 AM Author: crawly point You know exactly who I am. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757370) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:41 AM Author: Excitant buck-toothed macaca station He chased her for a decade or so until she gets nervous about getting old and settles. Do you think this woman has any real respect for this man? Do you think she'll cook for him after a hard days work or enthusiastically fuck him? What tone of screech do you think she'll make the first time he doesn't do his own dishes or leaves the toilet seat up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757372) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:44 AM Author: crawly point IRL relationships do not obey xoxo memes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757390) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Excitant buck-toothed macaca station Mmmmm sure. She married this man out of pure desire - that was pent up for a decade - and she respects him even though she could have had him at any point.
IRL is not a Sandra Bullock movie |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:50 AM Author: crawly point Again, life is not a series of xoxo tropes, nor is it so black and white.
There are situations in between immediately dying of lust for someone the first time you lay eyes on them and being so repulsed by them that you can only marry them out of pity or to get their money. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: Excitant buck-toothed macaca station You're either a woman with no pity for this chill dude who obviously just ensured himself a lifetime or less of misery. A woman looks at this situation through the perspective of self interest- what's wrong with the fallback beta option, hell, maybe you have one or two of these orbiters yourself.
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You're a man with an awful lot to learn about women. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: crawly point I feel sorry for you but hopefully you're young and will gain more experience. Carry on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757476) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: Bright resort newt Mush is mush, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757400) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: Tantric institution ape I'm still wondering why she went for him?
It was at like 25 too, and not 33. And they just got married when she was 30, so it's not like she was angling for kids by 26 or something. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:53 AM Author: crawly point She obviously likes him.
this doesn't compute for the Asians in this thread because he isn't the right height and body type and he's not the Chad type that xoxo insists every hot girl wants. It's truly sad that there are people on this site who let the beliefs of a handful of psychotic NOWAGs shape their entire view of humanity. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: Tantric institution ape When you read about 10 times that they ran in different social circles, that suggests to me that they aren't people who had similar interests and personalities.
like, this isn't a case where two people of two very different attractiveness levels met in a jazz club at 35 and realized they both shared a love of some really obscure jazz subset and had similarly bookish and quiet personalities. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: Free-loading athletic conference Several of his groomsmen look like chads. I'm thinking there is something else going on here.
Perhaps he is from money. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: Tantric institution ape doubt it. already stalked his parents house. very modest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757516) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: crawly point I don't know these people so I have no idea why they are together (unlike xoxo posters I realize people aren't carbon cut-outs who all have the same personality and motives and can be entirely understood based on their age and gender).
Just judging by how attractive she is though, I don't buy the "old shrew settles for beta because she's so old and ugly that no other guy will look at her" story that xoxo guys ITT (except for you) are so eager to push. It's ridiculous to suggest that this woman couldn't find an attractive guy to marry, even if her age does have a "3" in front of it and xo common knowledge teaches that women are garbage after 23. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:07 AM Author: Tantric institution ape most of us are rejecting the shrew thing and me specifically. they got together in 2010 when she was 25, so i def don't think it's that.
maybe she does really like him. i have no idea. this is a super odd case where i can't figure out what's going on. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:09 AM Author: crawly point The guys I'm arguing with are insisting that she's latched onto him because she's an old ugly used up shrew who can't do any better. This is the only reasoning they can understand.
You and I are the only two people ITT who believe she might actually like him. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:14 AM Author: Tantric institution ape i think the bro above who says she's super boring might be on to something.
she might have been in the good looking girl click, but been the one who is boring and uptight. that could explain it. she might like that he's sweet and presumably a bit outgoing. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:16 AM Author: 180 mad cow disease i agree with you on this one. Also this one's on odd case b/c they've known each other for so long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757602) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:47 AM Author: Aqua Tank Juggernaut "What tone of screech do you think she'll make the first time he doesn't do his own dishes or leaves the toilet seat up? "
Devastating. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:37 AM Author: Lime Marvelous Messiness Death Wish No, they started dating in 2010 according to the article, so she would have been 24 or 25. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757334) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:38 AM Author: Bright resort newt The bigger question is: why doesn't he date someone his own age. Creepy. When he was in high school she was like a 5th grader. Gross. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757344) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:43 AM Author: Excitant buck-toothed macaca station Grew up together and didn't - date - during college, and they went to the same college. So, in her prime, she had no interest. Man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757387) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:45 AM Author: Bright resort newt No he didn't want to ruin their friendship at that point. He was a southern gentleman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757398) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:37 AM Author: Mentally impaired menage It's a cute story, and they look like pleasingly boring people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757335) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:37 AM Author: Awkward Candlestick Maker LOL his best man is his FATHER. wtf?? https://www.theknot.com/us/lindsay-porter-and-robert-miller-nov-2015#our-story |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:38 AM Author: Awkward Candlestick Maker odds that groomsman BUCK PUTNAM hit it first? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757356) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:39 AM Author: Tantric institution ape just a chill, fratty southern bro with 11 guys in his bridal party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757363) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:40 AM Author: Awkward Candlestick Maker TBF, half of his groomsmen were close, close friends of the bride that he just couldn't leave out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757368) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:43 AM Author: Pale base nowag Honey, they're coming on my bachelorette party. Oh no, not the one with the girls. That's my other bachelorette party. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757388) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:44 AM Author: Aqua Tank Juggernaut Really, close, dear, friends of hers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757391) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:44 AM Author: Tantric institution ape lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757395) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: milky thirsty blood rage like 15 groomsman too what a beta cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757402) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: Mentally impaired menage Yeah, I saw that. Maybe that's a Southern thing. It seems very excessive for a wedding between two people in their 30s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757467) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:15 AM Author: Irradiated rose field therapy it's a southern thing. most families i know from that part of georgia did the same. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757600) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:42 AM Author: Jet-lagged Citrine Kitchen Persian somebody asked me why I didn't even try to put our wedding announcement into the New York Times. I couldn't tell him the real answer: that, on the off-chance I actually got in, I would just get GAPED and POUNDED by alpha as fuck XO bros who would mock my prestige, my appearance, and the fact that my wife dated other guys before me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757382) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:43 AM Author: 180 mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757385) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:03 AM Author: cruel-hearted theatre coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757522) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:38 AM Author: Blue swashbuckling space ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757750) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:43 AM Author: Jet Nursing Home Foreskin this is actually one of the least objectionable nyt announcements I've ever seen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757383) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Glassy lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757408) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 1:05 PM Author: Onyx boyish range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29758342) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Awkward Candlestick Maker wait how did TTTs like these even make the NYTimes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757413) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:51 AM Author: Glassy lay DAT cotillion society bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757436) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: domesticated dull affirmative action Honestly when they got to that part they may as well been talking about aliens and their culture it was so foreign to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757465) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: Lime Marvelous Messiness Death Wish There's no prestige left in NYTimes announcements. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757474) |
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Date: February 6th, 2016 11:41 AM Author: titillating stead multi-billionaire i wondered the same thing. shit pedigrees and unimpressive jobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29764402) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: Razzmatazz chest-beating queen of the night temple this is pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757460) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: Lime Marvelous Messiness Death Wish Only on XO:
Guy starts dating 24yo girl, way better looking than he is. They get married 6 years later. "SHE'S USED UP, LJL! PATHETIC!" |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:07 AM Author: diverse church building coldplay fan Seriously.
That dood should do cartwheels into bed every single night from now until he catches her cheating on him. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: Tantric institution ape yeah, that is definitely not the case here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757556) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:12 AM Author: charcoal hall yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757585) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: crawly point It's quite sad.
We must remember that these guys are Asian and Indian, NEVER go outside, never interact with other people, let alone women, and take xoxo joke memes entirely seriously. You see a tongue-in-cheek "Women expire at 24 thread" and chuckle; they take it to heart and it informs their entire understanding of male-female relationships. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:15 AM Author: Bright resort newt What does that say about a shrew who needs to come to a board filled with said Indians Asians & betas to get attention that she couldn't get in the real world? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757599) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:20 AM Author: crawly point Can you conceive of any personal trait that isn't an xoxo meme? No, seriously, try. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757624) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:28 AM Author: drunken translucent indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757685) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:17 AM Author: 180 mad cow disease Were people saying that she's used up? I didn't really get that impression with this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757608) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:21 AM Author: crawly point Several people call her old, used up, a shrew. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757630) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:18 AM Author: Irradiated rose field therapy Fuck you all for criticizing these two. Waycross, GA is a nearly impossible place to grow up in and make it in life so that you actually leave the county. That part of Georgia is one of the true hellholes of this country. Hats off to the two of them for navigating that minefield as successfully as they did. most xo poasters have no clue what it means to come out of a place like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757614) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:34 AM Author: Onyx boyish range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757727) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:38 AM Author: Aqua Tank Juggernaut Holyshit, I was thinking Norcross, GA (Atl suburb), but yeah, this is CR. These folks came out of a shit hole. Good for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757749) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:59 AM Author: Curious shimmering international law enforcement agency trailer park lol give me a break. there are plenty of affluent and middle class white people in waycross. if they were doing cotillion shit they were fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757895) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 4:02 PM Author: Twinkling volcanic crater clown Exactly. These people are from the town's bourgeoisie. Probably one's dad is a doctor or lawyer and the other's dad has a small company. Lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29760003) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:32 AM Author: Flushed Community Account Organic Girlfriend Maybe the toxicity hasn't seeped deeply enough into my heart, but what's the problem, hoss? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757707) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:41 AM Author: crawly point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757761) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:36 AM Author: Onyx boyish range So they started dating when she was 24? And this ugly guy gets to marry the girl of his dreams? Why am I supposed to pity him again? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757740) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:41 AM Author: crawly point Because she's a used up shrew and he should be dating a 19 year-old or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29757769) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:49 AM Author: Plum Flickering Parlor Roommate Biggest takeaway point in this missed by XO is that toxic American shrew mindless cosmopolitanism has penetrated the boonies of SE Georgia. Think about that. This country is fucking doomed.
And PS: the bitch is not that fine at all. best case a 7. equine face + fucked up gums. he is gay looking, but a lot of southern guys that are wimps look like him. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 11:55 AM Author: Mentally impaired menage Jesus H. Christ. The couple were dating since she was in her mid 20s and she works for a PR firm (i.e. a feminine career).
Is a 'shrew' now any female who lives in a large city and has a white collar job? |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 1:19 PM Author: Blue swashbuckling space ladyboy it's only because dude sounded like a loser growing up and she sounded popular. they always had that childhood connection but she would barely even say hello in HS or College since they "ran in different social circles." now that she's older, she's had a change of heart and decides to give that beta creep who's always had a thing for her a chance. truth is, she could've done better but their shared history probably tipped the scales in his favor and she probably wasn't too interested in riding the big city cock carousel on Tinder post-college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29758416) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 1:33 PM Author: Mentally impaired menage I don't think he sounded like a loser or a beta creep. And I think she did just fine.
A lot of women who have minimal interest in the "cock carousel" on Tinder post-college remain single, but she got lucky. |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 1:40 PM Author: Free-loading athletic conference Most of us read that into the story, but looking at his groomsmen, and extrapolating from the fact that she grew up in small town Georgia and ended up in New York, I think they were hinting at the fact he was a partier and she was prissy and bookish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29758542) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 1:19 PM Author: Free-loading athletic conference In revisiting this thread, there is a distinct possibility that the guy looked significantly better 5 years ago. If you take away his fat neck and puffy cheeks, he would likely look like just another nondescript bro. That, and the boring angle discussed above, likely explains everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29758417) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 1:28 PM Author: Plum Flickering Parlor Roommate I was the first to make the comment about Waycross GA and then the other little fuckers had to make it seem like they were first upthread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29758473) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 3:14 PM Author: Pontificating Native Toaster What this bort fails to realize about the South is that the vast, and I mean vast, majority of SEC chicks will wind up with slightly overweight dad bod dudes with lingering frat shags that work one of the following jobs: (1) retail banker, (2) personal injury lawyer; (3) something related to real estate (probably selling homes); or (4) some sort of sales job that literally does not exist north of the Mason-Dixon line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29759528) |
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Date: February 5th, 2016 4:05 PM Author: Twinkling volcanic crater clown One common example of number 4 is selling franchises to aspiring entrepreneurs. Sort of like being the rush chairman of a fraternity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29760022) |
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Date: February 6th, 2016 11:55 AM Author: Chrome stage Two nice UMC people from nice UMC southern families getting married and it's a 130+ post thread on xoxohth?
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Date: February 6th, 2016 12:10 PM Author: Sexy Principal's Office Masturbator I have a feeling this marriage will not end well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29764565) |
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Date: February 6th, 2016 12:17 PM Author: Chrome stage This is their future:
Move to Atlanta. Buy a nice house in a nice suburb. 2-3 kids at good schools. Vacations in the Bahamas/Antigua/coastal Georgia. Holidays with the grandparents in Waycross. A lifetime of polo shirts and pastel interiors.
They will be fine. |
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Date: February 6th, 2016 12:24 PM Author: Sexy Principal's Office Masturbator You're forgetting one major part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29764655) |
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Date: February 6th, 2016 12:27 PM Author: sienna hospital trump supporter op = bullshit, way sadder and more beta announcements every week in nyt, this one is nothing objectionable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3119194&forum_id=2#29764664) |
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Date: February 6th, 2016 8:40 PM Author: Lemon Brunch 'always marry someone who loves you more than you love them.' he will never cheat on her |
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Date: February 7th, 2016 5:32 PM Author: Costumed electric garrison So, a guy gets the girl he wanted all his life, who is gorgeous and 25 (when they started dating).
Poasters hate on him because they lack souls.
Business as usual at AutoAdmit. |