Date: February 6th, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed alcoholic crackhouse
"I'm going to need you to retrieve a few documents."
"No problem. I'll go the archives right away."
"That's not where you'll need to be going."
"Oh?"
"The archives represent only the visible sheen off the skin of a whole OCEAN of documents. I'm afraid that what you'll be fetching is closer toward the bottom."
"Well sir, I'm not really sure where else to look, outside of the archives..."
"The archives are three floors deep, are they not? What is the bottom level of the archives?"
"Level... A3... where the legacy files are stored before disposal."
"A3 is a lie."
"I don't quite... understand..."
"A3 is the beginning, not the end. There is a shaft under the index card file cabinet at the back of A3. You will remove the manhole cover and proceed below A3."
"Below... what is down below...?"
*creepy music plays as scene cuts out*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3120524&forum_id=2#29766198)