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Bros, I need to figure out a way to become a MegaChad in <24hrs
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Date: February 10th, 2016 8:30 PM Author: Laughsome frum pervert If I am to escape my depression & seize my only chance @ an organic relationship.
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Date: February 10th, 2016 8:32 PM Author: Hot fuchsia pistol plaza SHUT UP DVP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3125916&forum_id=2#29799924) |
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Date: February 10th, 2016 8:43 PM Author: Laughsome frum pervert ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3125916&forum_id=2#29799983) |
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Date: February 10th, 2016 8:59 PM Author: Laughsome frum pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3125916&forum_id=2#29800154) |
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Date: February 10th, 2016 9:02 PM Author: fluffy background story You need fast acting testosterone. Most common types have esters attached that slow absorption. You need what's called testosterone suspension, which is just testosterone with no ester atatched, so it kicks in instantly basically (but only lasts a few hours). It's what most professional athletes use since it makes it very easy to beat drug tests.
Harder to get than Test-E or something though. Best bet is an anti-aginc clinic. Schedule appointment first thing tomorrow morning -- doctor test results to bring with you showing your test as being low. Specifically insist on test suspension prescription. Call ahead otnight to find pharmacy that either has in stock or can compound testosteron suspension. Pick up after doctor.
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Date: February 10th, 2016 9:10 PM Author: Laughsome frum pervert Sustanon? How would Sustanon help me come off as slick & datable to some chick tomorrow afternoon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3125916&forum_id=2#29800255) |
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Date: February 10th, 2016 9:12 PM Author: fluffy background story No -- sustanon would not work fast enough. I said Testosterone suspension.
https://www.steroid.com/Testosterone-Suspension.php |
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Date: February 10th, 2016 9:14 PM Author: Laughsome frum pervert lol, a bro far more connected than I--even he had to hie to a Honduras clinic to cop Sustanon. Where am I going to schedule an appt tomorrow morning?
1. How would it have helped anyway, and 2. assuming I can't cop dat next morning appt, next best option? |
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Date: February 10th, 2016 9:17 PM Author: fluffy background story Ever taken gear? Makes you feel alpha as fuck. especially at first.
Also -- are you trolling my by calling it sustanon, or are you dense?
Next best option is a low dose of adderall and 3 shots. Be very careful not to go crazy adderall mode and stay sane. |
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Date: February 10th, 2016 9:53 PM Author: Laughsome frum pervert I take Adderall daily, including today, when I was anxious as fuck around her until I took a benzo at break.
Never really took it to party. Even when I used to do Addy/benzo/shots at social outtings (before I moved into a cave), Addy + benzo didn't really enable me to "make a move."
I was talkative, relatively anxiety free, but I was more "just there," not doing anything in particular to make anyone like me more. Besides maybe cracking jokes. |
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Date: February 10th, 2016 9:54 PM Author: fluffy background story Just put in a concerted effort to fake it.
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Date: February 10th, 2016 10:35 PM Author: Laughsome frum pervert That's the plan, but I wouldn't know where to begin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3125916&forum_id=2#29801036) |
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Date: February 10th, 2016 10:36 PM Author: fluffy background story Obviously just pretend to be donald trump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3125916&forum_id=2#29801047) |
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Date: February 10th, 2016 10:39 PM Author: Laughsome frum pervert I don't think I can pull that off. I wasn't the "alpha male strutting through the high school hallway," unlike most XO poasters.
I genuinely think I don't have aspergers and am good at reading cues, but often this makes me overly hesitant to make a move (if I knew how). |
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Date: February 10th, 2016 9:04 PM Author: irate poppy orchestra pit Fuck off dvp! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3125916&forum_id=2#29800192) |
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Date: February 10th, 2016 9:09 PM Author: Laughsome frum pervert wtf, now even YOU hate me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3125916&forum_id=2#29800241) |
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Date: February 10th, 2016 9:10 PM Author: dashing idiot dysfunction gotta get GAKKED out on some double-strength CHINAWHITE. you'll feel fucking invincible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3125916&forum_id=2#29800252) |
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Date: February 10th, 2016 9:12 PM Author: Laughsome frum pervert Did you get Parkinsons from that? I've basically been scared straight off Sched1 shit (in addition to coming to the conclusion that they're for directless dregs & unbecoming of professionals).
The last time I had an opportunity like this, I'd get GAKKed on Adderall + Benzos. Still can, but rather not out of principle.
Other suggestions? |
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Date: February 10th, 2016 9:13 PM Author: Alcoholic Naked Casino Cumskin smoke a bowl and drink a pour over coffee = Mexican cocaine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3125916&forum_id=2#29800285) |
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Date: February 10th, 2016 9:18 PM Author: sapphire thirsty area WGWAG is the only way, dewd. Embrace your inner WGWAG. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3125916&forum_id=2#29800321) |
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Date: February 10th, 2016 10:34 PM Author: Laughsome frum pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3125916&forum_id=2#29801032) |