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1 night with Taylor Swift or 1 night full access to Area 51?

You can do anything you want to Taylor Swift but she is goin...
Seedy abode son of senegal
  02/23/16
me and my boy CJ have already been to area 51
Spectacular bawdyhouse jew
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Orange Submissive Area
  02/24/16
tyft
cheese-eating field
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Exciting Topaz Boiling Water
  09/12/21
former, i dont think theres anything special in area 51
Vigorous people who are hurt
  02/23/16
not even close. T Swift please. I don't need to walk around ...
histrionic boltzmann
  02/23/16
Swift obviously Area 51 is literally just an AF base that t...
Aromatic Self-centered Liquid Oxygen
  02/23/16
T-SWIFT plus she kinda looks like an alien
Exhilarant forum digit ratio
  02/23/16
Bunch of virgins itt. I've fucked Taylor a few times already...
stirring mad cow disease theater stage
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salmon immigrant dingle berry
  02/23/16
we've all fucked her too, but we're all also test pilot figh...
histrionic boltzmann
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violet cowardly property candlestick maker
  02/23/16
DO you even cuck?
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  12/31/16
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  11/03/17
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stirring mad cow disease theater stage
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brass razzle really tough guy
  09/12/21
a 180 to anyone who can find that thread where the dude repl...
histrionic boltzmann
  02/23/16
Lol I remember that one
Seedy abode son of senegal
  02/23/16
Taylor (The first thing I'd do is fix her fuckin hair wtf...
thirsty burgundy dilemma
  02/23/16
(guy with magical hair growing powers)
Mewling Fear-inspiring Dopamine Bbw
  02/24/16
She just needs a bangs restyling and a flat iron
thirsty burgundy dilemma
  02/24/16
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cheese-eating field
  11/24/16
Do I get to fly any of the aircraft?
Bonkers spot brethren
  02/23/16
You get to do whatever you want just can't take anything wit...
Seedy abode son of senegal
  02/23/16
My one night with TSwift would be fucking her ass while we f...
fishy dashing library
  02/23/16
*gets shot down by experimental fighter*
histrionic boltzmann
  02/23/16
As alarms are blaring and we are crashing, her animal instin...
Tantric plum lay
  02/23/16
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histrionic boltzmann
  02/23/16
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cheese-eating field
  11/24/16
I can leverage the Area 51 access into unlimited Russian sna...
wild business firm corn cake
  02/23/16
Anyone who would not pick flying some experimental aircraft ...
fighting address party of the first part
  02/23/16
"dude, you'd want to fuck a hot chick rather than sit i...
histrionic boltzmann
  02/23/16
hot chicks are not scarce resources. a chad can fuck them wi...
fighting address party of the first part
  02/24/16
I don't know how to fly a regular plane. How the fuck am I ...
Tantric plum lay
  02/23/16
All you need to do is break off a piece and bring it to the ...
wild business firm corn cake
  02/23/16
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Tantric plum lay
  02/23/16
what makes you think you'd be able to pilot experimental air...
nofapping beady-eyed stead
  02/24/16
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Tantric plum lay
  02/24/16
I assumed I could just have one of their test pilots fly it ...
irradiated national
  02/24/16
I'm not really convinced that those are the possibilities if...
filthy wonderful theater doctorate
  11/03/17
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Tantric plum lay
  02/24/16
51
underhanded talented goal in life location
  02/24/16
She'll do anything I want? *gets her to sign over royalt...
umber home
  02/24/16
Area 51 for shizzle my nizsle d00d (nyuug)
Tripping Fat Ankles
  02/24/16
Taylor 100%
glassy resort
  02/24/16
Taylor, easily. This isn't even close. I mean shit, you ...
Mewling Fear-inspiring Dopamine Bbw
  02/24/16
TS not even close -- at least with her I KNOW I'm getting da...
swollen tan state
  02/24/16
The only reason this is a close question is because I have m...
Hyperventilating blathering hell
  02/24/16
cr. but tighten it up and say an easily accessed and read...
Soul-stirring crawly casino
  02/24/16
CRRRRRRRRR
filthy wonderful theater doctorate
  11/03/17
Either way you won't get out alive
contagious persian hunting ground
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Tantric plum lay
  11/24/16
I'm gonna need you to FULLY EXPLAIN what you mean by, "...
cheese-eating field
  11/24/16
Does Taylor sign an NDA
vermilion electric box office scourge upon the earth
  12/31/16
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Seedy abode son of senegal
  11/03/17
51! TS is jumped up trailer trash
underhanded talented goal in life location
  11/03/17
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Tantric plum lay
  05/22/18
Area 51
mind-boggling at-the-ready corner
  05/22/18
51. TS might be there and I get "full access" anyw...
Costumed Organic Girlfriend
  05/22/18
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histrionic boltzmann
  09/12/21
TWIST: This thread was about me
brass razzle really tough guy
  09/12/21


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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: Seedy abode son of senegal

You can do anything you want to Taylor Swift but she is going to take a Plan B after. You can do/see whatever you want in Area 51 but can't take photos or bring anything back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901603)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: Spectacular bawdyhouse jew

me and my boy CJ have already been to area 51

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901719)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Orange Submissive Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29905171)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: cheese-eating field

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985256)



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Date: September 12th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Exciting Topaz Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#43104297)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Vigorous people who are hurt

former, i dont think theres anything special in area 51

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901608)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann

not even close. T Swift please. I don't need to walk around a couple hangars and flight line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901611)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Aromatic Self-centered Liquid Oxygen

Swift obviously

Area 51 is literally just an AF base that tests new military aircraft

the alien stuff is all just false flag BS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901618)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant forum digit ratio

T-SWIFT

plus she kinda looks like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901624)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: stirring mad cow disease theater stage

Bunch of virgins itt. I've fucked Taylor a few times already. Area 51 with my boys for a night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901629)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: salmon immigrant dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901653)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:39 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann

we've all fucked her too, but we're all also test pilot fighter jocks who have been to groom lake base a dozen times to test new equipment. we get paid to fly; the fuckin we do for fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901668)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: violet cowardly property candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901673)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: stirring mad cow disease theater stage

DO you even cuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901682)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Tripping Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904860)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: primrose genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904867)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Arousing Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29905182)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Mauve university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985259)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985262)



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Date: December 31st, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#32272524)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Know-it-all federal international law enforcement agency stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34596710)



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Date: November 10th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: primrose genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34654403)



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Date: December 2nd, 2017 9:00 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34825000)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: stirring mad cow disease theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#36108088)



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Date: September 12th, 2021 5:09 PM
Author: brass razzle really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#43104365)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann

a 180 to anyone who can find that thread where the dude replies to a similar hypo with "anything I want? OFS" then lists all the crazy things he'd do, each punctuated by OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901632)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Seedy abode son of senegal

Lol I remember that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901637)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: thirsty burgundy dilemma

Taylor

(The first thing I'd do is fix her fuckin hair wtf)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901677)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Mewling Fear-inspiring Dopamine Bbw

(guy with magical hair growing powers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904888)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: thirsty burgundy dilemma

She just needs a bangs restyling and a flat iron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904935)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985263)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Bonkers spot brethren

Do I get to fly any of the aircraft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901685)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:42 PM
Author: Seedy abode son of senegal

You get to do whatever you want just can't take anything with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901690)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:42 PM
Author: fishy dashing library

My one night with TSwift would be fucking her ass while we fly on her private jet to Area 51

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901686)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann

*gets shot down by experimental fighter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901709)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: Tantric plum lay

As alarms are blaring and we are crashing, her animal instincts overtake her and she wants one less orgasm before her fiery doom.

I concur.

We finish when our crashing plane is five feet above the ground.

We die in a glorious fireball and our ashes are mingled, delivering a finality to what would have otherwise been an ephemeral union.

I am okay with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901726)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901746)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: wild business firm corn cake

I can leverage the Area 51 access into unlimited Russian snatch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901729)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: fighting address party of the first part

Anyone who would not pick flying some experimental aircraft and maybe seeing some alienbros over fucking a chick of attractiveness similar to the top 15% that you might find at any college bar is truly BETA AS FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901750)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann

"dude, you'd want to fuck a hot chick rather than sit in an airplane? what the fuck fag"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901755)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: fighting address party of the first part

hot chicks are not scarce resources. a chad can fuck them with a few finger swipes and some emojis. undesirable guys who at least have the balls to pay for what they want can fuck them for a few hundred dollars.

wrecking some $100mm experimental fighter jet is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901826)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Tantric plum lay

I don't know how to fly a regular plane. How the fuck am I supposed to fly an experimental aircraft? And what are the odds that the alienbros will be around the night I happen to be there? All things considered, fucking an objective 9 seems way better. Plus you have to wear clothes while flying a plane, which is gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901787)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: wild business firm corn cake

All you need to do is break off a piece and bring it to the Russian consulate, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901803)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: Tantric plum lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901813)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: nofapping beady-eyed stead

what makes you think you'd be able to pilot experimental aircraft faggot? Do you even know how to fly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904864)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Tantric plum lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904939)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: irradiated national

I assumed I could just have one of their test pilots fly it and I'd sit in the back seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29905131)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: filthy wonderful theater doctorate

I'm not really convinced that those are the possibilities if one chooses A51 though.

Still chose A51 because adventures > pussy, but I'm not convinced that A51 is all that everyone ITT seems to assume it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34596838)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: Tantric plum lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904829)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: underhanded talented goal in life location

51

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904846)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: umber home

She'll do anything I want?

*gets her to sign over royalties and merchandising rights, then kicks her out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904847)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Tripping Fat Ankles

Area 51 for shizzle my nizsle d00d (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904863)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:41 PM
Author: glassy resort

Taylor 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Mewling Fear-inspiring Dopamine Bbw

Taylor, easily. This isn't even close.

I mean shit, you could get her to do ANYTHING sexually. You could tape it. He star power could pull in lots of sexy girls for a big orgy session. Etc, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904961)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:54 PM
Author: swollen tan state

TS not even close -- at least with her I KNOW I'm getting dat unrestricted access.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904972)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Hyperventilating blathering hell

The only reason this is a close question is because I have my doubts concerning how much cool shit is actually located in Area 51.

If you told me the government maintained a central repository for its most significant and interesting secrets, I would choose access to that over TS, and it is not even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29905021)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring crawly casino

cr.

but tighten it up and say an easily accessed and read file about all the govts top secrets and Id take that over swift.

I think you'd spend 8 of the 8 night "hours" just fucking around with passwords and finding the right computers and the right files in area 51. Place is probably 20 square miles with 50,000 hard drives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29905083)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: filthy wonderful theater doctorate

CRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34596846)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: contagious persian hunting ground

Either way you won't get out alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29905179)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:16 PM
Author: Tantric plum lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985179)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating field

I'm gonna need you to FULLY EXPLAIN what you mean by, "Do whatever you want to her"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985270)



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Date: December 31st, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: vermilion electric box office scourge upon the earth

Does Taylor sign an NDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#32272531)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: Seedy abode son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34596694)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: underhanded talented goal in life location

51! TS is jumped up trailer trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34596799)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Tantric plum lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#36108067)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling at-the-ready corner

Area 51

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#36108077)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: Costumed Organic Girlfriend

51. TS might be there and I get "full access" anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#36108086)



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Date: September 12th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#43104293)



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Date: September 12th, 2021 5:13 PM
Author: brass razzle really tough guy

TWIST: This thread was about me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#43104404)