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1 night with Taylor Swift or 1 night full access to Area 51?

You can do anything you want to Taylor Swift but she is goin...
Stirring mauve rehab patrolman
  02/23/16
me and my boy CJ have already been to area 51
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tyft
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former, i dont think theres anything special in area 51
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not even close. T Swift please. I don't need to walk around ...
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  02/23/16
Swift obviously Area 51 is literally just an AF base that t...
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  02/23/16
T-SWIFT plus she kinda looks like an alien
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Bunch of virgins itt. I've fucked Taylor a few times already...
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we've all fucked her too, but we're all also test pilot figh...
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DO you even cuck?
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a 180 to anyone who can find that thread where the dude repl...
sickened floppy weed whacker plaza
  02/23/16
Lol I remember that one
Stirring mauve rehab patrolman
  02/23/16
Taylor (The first thing I'd do is fix her fuckin hair wtf...
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  02/23/16
(guy with magical hair growing powers)
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  02/24/16
She just needs a bangs restyling and a flat iron
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...
Henna Duck-like Idiot Theater Stage
  11/24/16
Do I get to fly any of the aircraft?
adventurous misunderstood meetinghouse
  02/23/16
You get to do whatever you want just can't take anything wit...
Stirring mauve rehab patrolman
  02/23/16
My one night with TSwift would be fucking her ass while we f...
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  02/23/16
*gets shot down by experimental fighter*
sickened floppy weed whacker plaza
  02/23/16
As alarms are blaring and we are crashing, her animal instin...
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Henna Duck-like Idiot Theater Stage
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I can leverage the Area 51 access into unlimited Russian sna...
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Anyone who would not pick flying some experimental aircraft ...
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  02/23/16
"dude, you'd want to fuck a hot chick rather than sit i...
sickened floppy weed whacker plaza
  02/23/16
hot chicks are not scarce resources. a chad can fuck them wi...
Impressive mind-boggling bawdyhouse immigrant
  02/24/16
I don't know how to fly a regular plane. How the fuck am I ...
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  02/23/16
All you need to do is break off a piece and bring it to the ...
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what makes you think you'd be able to pilot experimental air...
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I assumed I could just have one of their test pilots fly it ...
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I'm not really convinced that those are the possibilities if...
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  02/24/16
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She'll do anything I want? *gets her to sign over royalt...
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Area 51 for shizzle my nizsle d00d (nyuug)
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  02/24/16
Taylor 100%
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Taylor, easily. This isn't even close. I mean shit, you ...
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  02/24/16
TS not even close -- at least with her I KNOW I'm getting da...
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  02/24/16
The only reason this is a close question is because I have m...
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  02/24/16
cr. but tighten it up and say an easily accessed and read...
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  02/24/16
CRRRRRRRRR
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  11/03/17
Either way you won't get out alive
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stubborn public bath mad cow disease
  11/24/16
I'm gonna need you to FULLY EXPLAIN what you mean by, "...
Henna Duck-like Idiot Theater Stage
  11/24/16
Does Taylor sign an NDA
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  11/03/17
51! TS is jumped up trailer trash
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Area 51
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51. TS might be there and I get "full access" anyw...
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TWIST: This thread was about me
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: Stirring mauve rehab patrolman

You can do anything you want to Taylor Swift but she is going to take a Plan B after. You can do/see whatever you want in Area 51 but can't take photos or bring anything back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901603)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: Insecure lavender native

me and my boy CJ have already been to area 51

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901719)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Angry odious principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29905171)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Henna Duck-like Idiot Theater Stage

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985256)



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Date: September 12th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Slate awkward hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#43104297)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Bearded cobalt lodge

former, i dont think theres anything special in area 51

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901608)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: sickened floppy weed whacker plaza

not even close. T Swift please. I don't need to walk around a couple hangars and flight line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901611)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: tan excitant generalized bond personal credit line

Swift obviously

Area 51 is literally just an AF base that tests new military aircraft

the alien stuff is all just false flag BS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901618)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Anal business firm shitlib

T-SWIFT

plus she kinda looks like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901624)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Dark stimulating giraffe persian

Bunch of virgins itt. I've fucked Taylor a few times already. Area 51 with my boys for a night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901629)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: Nofapping Arousing Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901653)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:39 PM
Author: sickened floppy weed whacker plaza

we've all fucked her too, but we're all also test pilot fighter jocks who have been to groom lake base a dozen times to test new equipment. we get paid to fly; the fuckin we do for fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901668)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: comical hyperactive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901673)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Dark stimulating giraffe persian

DO you even cuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901682)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: translucent stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904860)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Walnut up-to-no-good resort alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904867)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Milky hairraiser roommate pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29905182)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: buck-toothed philosopher-king double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985259)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Henna Duck-like Idiot Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985262)



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Date: December 31st, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: sickened floppy weed whacker plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#32272524)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Big chestnut gaming laptop location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34596710)



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Date: November 10th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: Walnut up-to-no-good resort alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34654403)



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Date: December 2nd, 2017 9:00 PM
Author: sickened floppy weed whacker plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34825000)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: Dark stimulating giraffe persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#36108088)



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Date: September 12th, 2021 5:09 PM
Author: Charismatic Jade Azn Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#43104365)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: sickened floppy weed whacker plaza

a 180 to anyone who can find that thread where the dude replies to a similar hypo with "anything I want? OFS" then lists all the crazy things he'd do, each punctuated by OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901632)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Stirring mauve rehab patrolman

Lol I remember that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901637)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairless Kitty Cat Corn Cake

Taylor

(The first thing I'd do is fix her fuckin hair wtf)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901677)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Carnelian massive useless brakes travel guidebook

(guy with magical hair growing powers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904888)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairless Kitty Cat Corn Cake

She just needs a bangs restyling and a flat iron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904935)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Henna Duck-like Idiot Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985263)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: adventurous misunderstood meetinghouse

Do I get to fly any of the aircraft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901685)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:42 PM
Author: Stirring mauve rehab patrolman

You get to do whatever you want just can't take anything with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901690)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:42 PM
Author: sadistic saffron menage trump supporter

My one night with TSwift would be fucking her ass while we fly on her private jet to Area 51

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901686)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: sickened floppy weed whacker plaza

*gets shot down by experimental fighter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901709)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: stubborn public bath mad cow disease

As alarms are blaring and we are crashing, her animal instincts overtake her and she wants one less orgasm before her fiery doom.

I concur.

We finish when our crashing plane is five feet above the ground.

We die in a glorious fireball and our ashes are mingled, delivering a finality to what would have otherwise been an ephemeral union.

I am okay with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901726)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: sickened floppy weed whacker plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901746)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Henna Duck-like Idiot Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: vigorous cheese-eating famous landscape painting factory reset button

I can leverage the Area 51 access into unlimited Russian snatch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901729)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: Impressive mind-boggling bawdyhouse immigrant

Anyone who would not pick flying some experimental aircraft and maybe seeing some alienbros over fucking a chick of attractiveness similar to the top 15% that you might find at any college bar is truly BETA AS FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901750)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: sickened floppy weed whacker plaza

"dude, you'd want to fuck a hot chick rather than sit in an airplane? what the fuck fag"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901755)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Impressive mind-boggling bawdyhouse immigrant

hot chicks are not scarce resources. a chad can fuck them with a few finger swipes and some emojis. undesirable guys who at least have the balls to pay for what they want can fuck them for a few hundred dollars.

wrecking some $100mm experimental fighter jet is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901826)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: stubborn public bath mad cow disease

I don't know how to fly a regular plane. How the fuck am I supposed to fly an experimental aircraft? And what are the odds that the alienbros will be around the night I happen to be there? All things considered, fucking an objective 9 seems way better. Plus you have to wear clothes while flying a plane, which is gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901787)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: vigorous cheese-eating famous landscape painting factory reset button

All you need to do is break off a piece and bring it to the Russian consulate, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901803)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: stubborn public bath mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901813)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Frum coiffed fanboi bbw

what makes you think you'd be able to pilot experimental aircraft faggot? Do you even know how to fly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904864)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: stubborn public bath mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904939)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: bat shit crazy grizzly locus legal warrant

I assumed I could just have one of their test pilots fly it and I'd sit in the back seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29905131)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: outnumbered cream crotch orchestra pit

I'm not really convinced that those are the possibilities if one chooses A51 though.

Still chose A51 because adventures > pussy, but I'm not convinced that A51 is all that everyone ITT seems to assume it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34596838)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: stubborn public bath mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904829)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: chrome wonderful forum boiling water

51

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904846)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: mustard beady-eyed center

She'll do anything I want?

*gets her to sign over royalties and merchandising rights, then kicks her out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904847)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: translucent stain

Area 51 for shizzle my nizsle d00d (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904863)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:41 PM
Author: Erotic charcoal market pistol

Taylor 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Carnelian massive useless brakes travel guidebook

Taylor, easily. This isn't even close.

I mean shit, you could get her to do ANYTHING sexually. You could tape it. He star power could pull in lots of sexy girls for a big orgy session. Etc, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904961)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:54 PM
Author: kink-friendly vibrant dilemma sandwich

TS not even close -- at least with her I KNOW I'm getting dat unrestricted access.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904972)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Topaz Trip Box Office Psychic

The only reason this is a close question is because I have my doubts concerning how much cool shit is actually located in Area 51.

If you told me the government maintained a central repository for its most significant and interesting secrets, I would choose access to that over TS, and it is not even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29905021)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Unhinged scourge upon the earth

cr.

but tighten it up and say an easily accessed and read file about all the govts top secrets and Id take that over swift.

I think you'd spend 8 of the 8 night "hours" just fucking around with passwords and finding the right computers and the right files in area 51. Place is probably 20 square miles with 50,000 hard drives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29905083)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: outnumbered cream crotch orchestra pit

CRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34596846)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: cerebral school

Either way you won't get out alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29905179)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:16 PM
Author: stubborn public bath mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985179)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Henna Duck-like Idiot Theater Stage

I'm gonna need you to FULLY EXPLAIN what you mean by, "Do whatever you want to her"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985270)



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Date: December 31st, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: flirting fiercely-loyal faggot firefighter new version

Does Taylor sign an NDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#32272531)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: Stirring mauve rehab patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34596694)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: chrome wonderful forum boiling water

51! TS is jumped up trailer trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34596799)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: stubborn public bath mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#36108067)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Ungodly apoplectic space

Area 51

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#36108077)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: Coral jew lay

51. TS might be there and I get "full access" anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#36108086)



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Date: September 12th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: sickened floppy weed whacker plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#43104293)



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Date: September 12th, 2021 5:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Jade Azn Piazza

TWIST: This thread was about me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#43104404)