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1 night with Taylor Swift or 1 night full access to Area 51?

You can do anything you want to Taylor Swift but she is goin...
insane site prole
  02/23/16
me and my boy CJ have already been to area 51
Mind-boggling pungent brunch doctorate
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frozen chrome orchestra pit love of her life
  02/24/16
tyft
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maize hell juggernaut
  09/12/21
former, i dont think theres anything special in area 51
Azure famous landscape painting stage
  02/23/16
not even close. T Swift please. I don't need to walk around ...
magenta marvelous elastic band telephone
  02/23/16
Swift obviously Area 51 is literally just an AF base that t...
Citrine adventurous house organic girlfriend
  02/23/16
T-SWIFT plus she kinda looks like an alien
sinister candlestick maker
  02/23/16
Bunch of virgins itt. I've fucked Taylor a few times already...
titillating mustard associate gunner
  02/23/16
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fragrant hall cumskin
  02/23/16
we've all fucked her too, but we're all also test pilot figh...
magenta marvelous elastic band telephone
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pearl jewess pit
  02/23/16
DO you even cuck?
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Aphrodisiac Trailer Park Private Investor
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Mildly autistic partner business firm
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Glittery self-absorbed plaza
  11/24/16
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Slate Double Fault Chapel
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magenta marvelous elastic band telephone
  12/31/16
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Aphrodisiac Trailer Park Private Investor
  11/10/17
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magenta marvelous elastic band telephone
  12/02/17
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canary haunting spot queen of the night
  09/12/21
a 180 to anyone who can find that thread where the dude repl...
magenta marvelous elastic band telephone
  02/23/16
Lol I remember that one
insane site prole
  02/23/16
Taylor (The first thing I'd do is fix her fuckin hair wtf...
Sooty hairraiser address
  02/23/16
(guy with magical hair growing powers)
learning disabled abode factory reset button
  02/24/16
She just needs a bangs restyling and a flat iron
Sooty hairraiser address
  02/24/16
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Slate Double Fault Chapel
  11/24/16
Do I get to fly any of the aircraft?
arrogant vivacious electric furnace
  02/23/16
You get to do whatever you want just can't take anything wit...
insane site prole
  02/23/16
My one night with TSwift would be fucking her ass while we f...
bipolar gaped liquid oxygen
  02/23/16
*gets shot down by experimental fighter*
magenta marvelous elastic band telephone
  02/23/16
As alarms are blaring and we are crashing, her animal instin...
Histrionic filthy fortuitous meteor
  02/23/16
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magenta marvelous elastic band telephone
  02/23/16
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Slate Double Fault Chapel
  11/24/16
I can leverage the Area 51 access into unlimited Russian sna...
lilac sadistic death wish
  02/23/16
Anyone who would not pick flying some experimental aircraft ...
swollen bearded hospital international law enforcement agency
  02/23/16
"dude, you'd want to fuck a hot chick rather than sit i...
magenta marvelous elastic band telephone
  02/23/16
hot chicks are not scarce resources. a chad can fuck them wi...
swollen bearded hospital international law enforcement agency
  02/24/16
I don't know how to fly a regular plane. How the fuck am I ...
Histrionic filthy fortuitous meteor
  02/23/16
All you need to do is break off a piece and bring it to the ...
lilac sadistic death wish
  02/23/16
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Histrionic filthy fortuitous meteor
  02/23/16
what makes you think you'd be able to pilot experimental air...
medicated hateful stead karate
  02/24/16
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Histrionic filthy fortuitous meteor
  02/24/16
I assumed I could just have one of their test pilots fly it ...
Cruel-hearted vermilion area
  02/24/16
I'm not really convinced that those are the possibilities if...
Nighttime bright faggotry
  11/03/17
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Histrionic filthy fortuitous meteor
  02/24/16
51
Obsidian Fanboi
  02/24/16
She'll do anything I want? *gets her to sign over royalt...
flickering sandwich meetinghouse
  02/24/16
Area 51 for shizzle my nizsle d00d (nyuug)
Demanding alcoholic range background story
  02/24/16
Taylor 100%
Dark theater stage
  02/24/16
Taylor, easily. This isn't even close. I mean shit, you ...
learning disabled abode factory reset button
  02/24/16
TS not even close -- at least with her I KNOW I'm getting da...
Buff box office
  02/24/16
The only reason this is a close question is because I have m...
Chartreuse talented keepsake machete theater
  02/24/16
cr. but tighten it up and say an easily accessed and read...
Pearly stirring gas station halford
  02/24/16
CRRRRRRRRR
Nighttime bright faggotry
  11/03/17
Either way you won't get out alive
Supple coral indian lodge
  02/24/16
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Histrionic filthy fortuitous meteor
  11/24/16
I'm gonna need you to FULLY EXPLAIN what you mean by, "...
Slate Double Fault Chapel
  11/24/16
Does Taylor sign an NDA
Fear-inspiring dopamine lodge
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insane site prole
  11/03/17
51! TS is jumped up trailer trash
Obsidian Fanboi
  11/03/17
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Histrionic filthy fortuitous meteor
  05/22/18
Area 51
Startling genital piercing national security agency
  05/22/18
51. TS might be there and I get "full access" anyw...
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magenta marvelous elastic band telephone
  09/12/21
TWIST: This thread was about me
canary haunting spot queen of the night
  09/12/21


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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: insane site prole

You can do anything you want to Taylor Swift but she is going to take a Plan B after. You can do/see whatever you want in Area 51 but can't take photos or bring anything back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901603)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pungent brunch doctorate

me and my boy CJ have already been to area 51

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901719)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: frozen chrome orchestra pit love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29905171)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Slate Double Fault Chapel

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985256)



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Date: September 12th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: maize hell juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#43104297)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Azure famous landscape painting stage

former, i dont think theres anything special in area 51

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901608)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: magenta marvelous elastic band telephone

not even close. T Swift please. I don't need to walk around a couple hangars and flight line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901611)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Citrine adventurous house organic girlfriend

Swift obviously

Area 51 is literally just an AF base that tests new military aircraft

the alien stuff is all just false flag BS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901618)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: sinister candlestick maker

T-SWIFT

plus she kinda looks like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901624)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: titillating mustard associate gunner

Bunch of virgins itt. I've fucked Taylor a few times already. Area 51 with my boys for a night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901629)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: fragrant hall cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901653)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:39 PM
Author: magenta marvelous elastic band telephone

we've all fucked her too, but we're all also test pilot fighter jocks who have been to groom lake base a dozen times to test new equipment. we get paid to fly; the fuckin we do for fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901668)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: pearl jewess pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901673)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: titillating mustard associate gunner

DO you even cuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901682)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Demanding alcoholic range background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904860)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Trailer Park Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904867)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Mildly autistic partner business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29905182)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Glittery self-absorbed plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985259)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Slate Double Fault Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985262)



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Date: December 31st, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: magenta marvelous elastic band telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#32272524)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Crystalline Temple Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34596710)



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Date: November 10th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Trailer Park Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34654403)



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Date: December 2nd, 2017 9:00 PM
Author: magenta marvelous elastic band telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34825000)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: titillating mustard associate gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#36108088)



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Date: September 12th, 2021 5:09 PM
Author: canary haunting spot queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#43104365)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: magenta marvelous elastic band telephone

a 180 to anyone who can find that thread where the dude replies to a similar hypo with "anything I want? OFS" then lists all the crazy things he'd do, each punctuated by OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901632)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: insane site prole

Lol I remember that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901637)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Sooty hairraiser address

Taylor

(The first thing I'd do is fix her fuckin hair wtf)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901677)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: learning disabled abode factory reset button

(guy with magical hair growing powers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904888)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Sooty hairraiser address

She just needs a bangs restyling and a flat iron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904935)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Slate Double Fault Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985263)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: arrogant vivacious electric furnace

Do I get to fly any of the aircraft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901685)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:42 PM
Author: insane site prole

You get to do whatever you want just can't take anything with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901690)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:42 PM
Author: bipolar gaped liquid oxygen

My one night with TSwift would be fucking her ass while we fly on her private jet to Area 51

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901686)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: magenta marvelous elastic band telephone

*gets shot down by experimental fighter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901709)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: Histrionic filthy fortuitous meteor

As alarms are blaring and we are crashing, her animal instincts overtake her and she wants one less orgasm before her fiery doom.

I concur.

We finish when our crashing plane is five feet above the ground.

We die in a glorious fireball and our ashes are mingled, delivering a finality to what would have otherwise been an ephemeral union.

I am okay with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901726)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: magenta marvelous elastic band telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901746)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Slate Double Fault Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: lilac sadistic death wish

I can leverage the Area 51 access into unlimited Russian snatch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901729)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: swollen bearded hospital international law enforcement agency

Anyone who would not pick flying some experimental aircraft and maybe seeing some alienbros over fucking a chick of attractiveness similar to the top 15% that you might find at any college bar is truly BETA AS FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901750)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: magenta marvelous elastic band telephone

"dude, you'd want to fuck a hot chick rather than sit in an airplane? what the fuck fag"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901755)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: swollen bearded hospital international law enforcement agency

hot chicks are not scarce resources. a chad can fuck them with a few finger swipes and some emojis. undesirable guys who at least have the balls to pay for what they want can fuck them for a few hundred dollars.

wrecking some $100mm experimental fighter jet is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901826)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Histrionic filthy fortuitous meteor

I don't know how to fly a regular plane. How the fuck am I supposed to fly an experimental aircraft? And what are the odds that the alienbros will be around the night I happen to be there? All things considered, fucking an objective 9 seems way better. Plus you have to wear clothes while flying a plane, which is gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901787)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: lilac sadistic death wish

All you need to do is break off a piece and bring it to the Russian consulate, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901803)



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Date: February 23rd, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: Histrionic filthy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29901813)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: medicated hateful stead karate

what makes you think you'd be able to pilot experimental aircraft faggot? Do you even know how to fly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904864)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Histrionic filthy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904939)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted vermilion area

I assumed I could just have one of their test pilots fly it and I'd sit in the back seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29905131)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Nighttime bright faggotry

I'm not really convinced that those are the possibilities if one chooses A51 though.

Still chose A51 because adventures > pussy, but I'm not convinced that A51 is all that everyone ITT seems to assume it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34596838)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: Histrionic filthy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904829)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Obsidian Fanboi

51

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904846)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: flickering sandwich meetinghouse

She'll do anything I want?

*gets her to sign over royalties and merchandising rights, then kicks her out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904847)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Demanding alcoholic range background story

Area 51 for shizzle my nizsle d00d (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904863)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:41 PM
Author: Dark theater stage

Taylor 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: learning disabled abode factory reset button

Taylor, easily. This isn't even close.

I mean shit, you could get her to do ANYTHING sexually. You could tape it. He star power could pull in lots of sexy girls for a big orgy session. Etc, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904961)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 12:54 PM
Author: Buff box office

TS not even close -- at least with her I KNOW I'm getting dat unrestricted access.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29904972)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse talented keepsake machete theater

The only reason this is a close question is because I have my doubts concerning how much cool shit is actually located in Area 51.

If you told me the government maintained a central repository for its most significant and interesting secrets, I would choose access to that over TS, and it is not even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29905021)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Pearly stirring gas station halford

cr.

but tighten it up and say an easily accessed and read file about all the govts top secrets and Id take that over swift.

I think you'd spend 8 of the 8 night "hours" just fucking around with passwords and finding the right computers and the right files in area 51. Place is probably 20 square miles with 50,000 hard drives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29905083)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Nighttime bright faggotry

CRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34596846)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Supple coral indian lodge

Either way you won't get out alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#29905179)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:16 PM
Author: Histrionic filthy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985179)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Slate Double Fault Chapel

I'm gonna need you to FULLY EXPLAIN what you mean by, "Do whatever you want to her"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#31985270)



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Date: December 31st, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring dopamine lodge

Does Taylor sign an NDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#32272531)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: insane site prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34596694)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Obsidian Fanboi

51! TS is jumped up trailer trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#34596799)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Histrionic filthy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#36108067)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Startling genital piercing national security agency

Area 51

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#36108077)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: boyish black menage

51. TS might be there and I get "full access" anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#36108086)



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Date: September 12th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: magenta marvelous elastic band telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#43104293)



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Date: September 12th, 2021 5:13 PM
Author: canary haunting spot queen of the night

TWIST: This thread was about me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3141094&forum_id=2#43104404)