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just got in physical fight in my biglaw bathroom

Was taking a monster shit and finishing up. After a few wipe...
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  03/22/16
Wtf? Ur back?
,,;;,,,;,,,:,;,,,,,,;:,,,;,,,,(Retired 11/9/16)
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Ya man. Had a close call this morning and was eating a belgi...
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thin, fatfucks
  03/22/16
lol please be true please be true
cac the poastette
  03/22/16
This is the reason I came to XO
Morning In America
  03/22/16
lol
load bearing gash
  03/22/16
Did you pull up your pants?
there's a wocket in my pocket
  03/22/16
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Morning In America
  03/22/16
I was finished my shit. Other dude pulled up his pants but h...
..,.,..,...,,,,,....,
  03/22/16
that's fair
cac the poastette
  03/22/16
had he wiped yet? did he smear shit all over his pants
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I don't know for sure but I kicked in his door mid-shit so i...
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wtf why would you be concerned about that, it's insurance ag...
Boehner wearing Kavanaugh mask, crying losing HOAP
  11/09/18
gotta DOMINATE bro
Discerning Critic Critiquing Your Thread
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scholarship
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guy who gets it
  03/22/16
UPDATE: the first year came by my office and just said "...
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This is a quality thread
Great Emperor Trump
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Morning In America
  11/09/18
this one makes me laugh every time I reread it
Great Emperor Trump
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Bullfrog
  11/09/18
180
Oh, you travel?
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Date: March 22nd, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

Was taking a monster shit and finishing up. After a few wipes, still visibly brown so I flushed, and rewiped like 3 more times and then I hear someone next to the stall snicker "wow, really need all that toilet paper?"

I say, excuse me? And he says "just think you need to think about being a little more green and enviro friendly". I say shut the fuck up, pay attention to your own shit. And slam the side of the stall.

He then goes "don't fucking do that again" so I say okay get out of my stall, kick his door in, it swings wildly and he's in there taking a shit.

I laugh and say "go fuck yourself" he then jumps up, and tries to throw a punch at me, we swing wildly a few times and then someone else walks in and he just leaves.

Waiting now for HR to call me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#30112950)



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Date: March 22nd, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: ,,;;,,,;,,,:,;,,,,,,;:,,,;,,,,(Retired 11/9/16)


Wtf? Ur back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#30112956)



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Date: March 22nd, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

Ya man. Had a close call this morning and was eating a belgian waffle this AM and it reminded me how life is too short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#30112987)



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Date: March 22nd, 2016 12:42 PM
Author: thin, fatfucks (the artist formerly known as JCM)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#30113102)



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Date: March 22nd, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: cac the poastette

lol please be true please be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#30112963)



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Date: March 22nd, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Morning In America

This is the reason I came to XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#30112970)



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Date: March 22nd, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: load bearing gash

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#30112976)



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Date: March 22nd, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket ()

Did you pull up your pants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#30112982)



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Date: March 22nd, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#30112986)



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Date: March 22nd, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

I was finished my shit. Other dude pulled up his pants but his belt was still swinging wildly.

I'm mildly concerned the person who walked in think I was butt fucking him or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#30113005)



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Date: March 22nd, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: cac the poastette

that's fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#30113007)



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Date: March 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: ............;;....,,;;..,;,;;;;...;;;;;;.,......


had he wiped yet? did he smear shit all over his pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#30113029)



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Date: March 22nd, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

I don't know for sure but I kicked in his door mid-shit so if I had to guess there's probably some shit in his pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#30113036)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::, (big dog)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#37197707)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Boehner wearing Kavanaugh mask, crying losing HOAP

wtf why would you be concerned about that, it's insurance against being fired for being gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#37198282)



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Date: March 22nd, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Discerning Critic Critiquing Your Thread

gotta DOMINATE bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#30112991)



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Date: March 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#30113031)



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Date: March 22nd, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: guy who gets it (maek america great again!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#30113035)



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Date: March 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

UPDATE: the first year came by my office and just said "look bro, what happened in there is just between us, and I don't think we should tell anyone"

I didn't respond - should I fuck with him?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#30113081)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#37197692)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::, (big dog)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#37197702)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Great Emperor Trump

This is a quality thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#37198135)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Morning In America (🙏 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#37198296)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Great Emperor Trump

this one makes me laugh every time I reread it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#37198351)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: Bullfrog



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#37198438)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Oh, you travel?

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172979&forum_id=2#37198444)