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Could you avoid ALL and I mean ALL buttraping in prison if you let everyone know
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:02 PM Author: disrespectful base boiling water right away that you are a lawyer and can help them with their habeaus crap?
How much cred do you think that would lend you in federal pound-in-ass prison. Enough never to have to suck dick or get buttraped?
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:04 PM Author: Very tactful lime cumskin french chef This would be like announcing you can manufacture cigarettes. Would immediately turn you into an asset to be controlled, rented, and traded around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30241939) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:14 PM Author: disrespectful base boiling water hmmm. You mean, I would just be owned by someone, then rented out? Hadnt thought of that.
What if I just say no Im not providing any legal services under duress. And if you fuck with me I'll never help you. And all compensation has to come to me directly.
Could this insure no buttraping? |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:17 PM Author: Copper mad cow disease bawdyhouse *buttrapes you*
"Now get me a draft of that habeas petition by 8 or Darnell and his friends will buttrape you some more"
*has biglaw flashback*
"THANK" |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:19 PM Author: disrespectful base boiling water hmmm. I really hadn't planned on that.
So how DOES one practice law while a prisoner in such a way that no buttraping occurs? |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:20 PM Author: Copper mad cow disease bawdyhouse suck the biggest, blackest niggers cock and promise him sweet scholarly treats and early release if he protects you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30242067) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:22 PM Author: disrespectful base boiling water What if his case is hopeless?
What if I say i'll help the scariest guy with his case if he protects me, keeps me from getting buttraped?
Would prison economics place such a high value on quality legal services to justify the protection? |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: Copper mad cow disease bawdyhouse have you ever seen a defense lawyer raped in the prison meeting room? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30242091) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:25 PM Author: disrespectful base boiling water no. never. it never happens. they are at their most well behaved.
So, I could get a big black protector without the need for cock sucking, buttraping, etc....
So you pukes--your law degree isn't totally useless. IT KEEPS YOU FROM GETTING RAPED IN PRISON. |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:26 PM Author: Copper mad cow disease bawdyhouse only after you consent to taking the biggest, blackest cock though
so yeah it's a win-win |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:28 PM Author: disrespectful base boiling water But I could get the same level of protection without the law degree at all, is what you are trying to tell me.
With law degree, protection requires buttrape, etc.
Without law degree, protection requires buttrape, etc.
So a law degree is just more a value-added kind of thing, then ... |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:05 PM Author: nudist electric liquid oxygen trailer park The federal prisons are a lot safer. It's the underfunded state prisons that are the real scary dumps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30241941) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:16 PM Author: disrespectful base boiling water same thing goes there
"Woohoo Fresh meat!"
"HEY MOTYHER FUCKERS! I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY! I'm A LAWYER! NOBODY OWNS ME! I CAN HELP YOU! OR I CAN NOT HELP YOU! MY CHOICE. GOT IT!!"
then problem solved, right? |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:22 PM Author: black cowardly meetinghouse The only way to COMMAND RESPECT in prison is to be able to kick someone's ass...or flawlessly complete 450 pound turtleback stim squat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30242556) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:28 PM Author: Heady faggot firefighter heaven probably.
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:31 PM Author: cream flickering national Wasn't the one dude on Oz a lawyer? He endedup forcibly tattooed, butt raped and having his son's severed hand sent to him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30242157) |
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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:13 PM Author: disrespectful base boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#34861745) |
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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:16 PM Author: Hot Razzmatazz University Generalized Bond Never been to jail but I would assrape a lawyer before a pedophile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#34861770) |
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